Why do Germans dig holes at the beach?

>>77500878
The art of building a Bunker at the beach is in our genes.

>>77500878
those are machine guns nests

We do too. The Dutch as well. It's fun.

preparing for invade

>yfw German education tells their kids to dig holes at beach in preparation of another d day from the west
They are all Hitler Youth

>>77500878
We aren't lazy and see that the beach needs work done on it.

>>77501044
it's fine as it is
are you trying to get to china?

>>77501155
memes aside, I actually did this all the time in my sandbox when I was young. I thought I would get to the earths core.
Never did it on a beach tho, that's autistic.

>>77500878
A Germ can't relax until he puts holes in something

>>77500878
there is something satisfying about it, I can't explain

>>77500878
I like to dig a big pit and build sand furniture in it

Nice getting out of the water and drinking in your shady fort

>>77501044

these are the german bantz that i come to /int/ for

I always did that as a child desu

Have you ever tried it? It's fun

>>77500878
Because digging a trench would be too obvious

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>>77500878
because only they truly understand fun

>>77500878
It is an unexpected behavior resulting from 70 years of anti-german education and hatred of their own history, they make deep holes to unconsciously bury their past

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>>77505752
that's really deep

>>77505780
The human unconscious works in very strange ways

>>77500878
I dig holes every time I go to the beach. Am I part Germ? :(

If my memory doesnt fail at least 1 german has died diggin in Spen

Spen

Autism

>>77500878
I assume usually people make a mound at the beach. I don't think this is Japanese thing.

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>>77500878
they forbid people to dig such massive holes in France, as they could be dangerous on high tide

>>77505780
they aren't that deep

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>>77506433

>>77500878
I've been to spain and spaniards HATE germans because of this.

A few years ago some dumb German almost died because he got buried in his own hole

>>77500878
why does this meme even exist? I have never ever seen somebody do this

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Germs don't know fun

>>77513348
Those games are fun tho

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For survival.

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>did big hole
>call sister to show it to her
>kick her in as shes looking
>torture her and have fun
worked every time

>15 years ago
>Have huge mound of sand on my parent's property
>Dig a huge hole on top of it cause I wanted to make a volcano
>Cover the top with these flexible plastic sled
>Ask cousin if she wants to slide down the mountain
>She says yes
>Jump on the sled
>Fall in hole
>Scream and start crying

rek'd

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>>77514477
my nigga

>>77501239
How about building nice castles? Sounds funnier than digging holes...

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>>77514833
Building a huge sandcastle and watching it get consumed by the tide was so fun to do. Would recommend.

>>77500878
Merkel needs more money.

>>77501036
There weren't holes on the beach during D-Day that were manmade.

>>77501885
underrated

>>77501885
Lost.

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i always dug holes in the beach as kid
my dream was to make small pool next to the shore and just sit there

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Italians like to create art
Germans like to destroy

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>>77515184

I used to make a hole and then connect it to the sea with a canal hoping it would flood and I would have my own private pool.

We always had to leave by the time I was near done.

>>77513799
context?

>>77515012
No wonder they lost the war.

>>77500878
You're not allowed to dig holes. Endanger other in visitors.

>>77515850
Pizza is Greek and it isn't art.

>>77500878
Azeris love to dig and build castles uh.. on the beach too, you know. Anyways, you see, I... I even got, when I was very small, I even got lost, but they found me...on the...on the beach

And we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight..they don't do that anymore. Things changed...you see.

They don't sleep anymore on the beach...

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>>77516467
some european tourists getting shot up by a durka while visiting some muslim shithole called tunisia.

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>>77501885

>>77514833
Did that too but only if the sand was good

>>77513348
hahahahahaha this is nice.

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>>77513348
>Street Cleaning Simulator
>Flughafenfeuerwehrsimulator 2013
And I thought Finns were autistic

>>77500974
No we don't.

>>77513348
I wish spintires had a real gearbox and a clutch. Americans would learn so much

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>>77501885
I mean, you're the one that got double penetrated

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Something very therapeutic about digging a hole. It's simple and doesn't require a lot of thought, you can put a lot of strength into it too and tire yourself out nicely. Feel like going to a beach and digging a hole now desu

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>he has never built a canal with a working dam and dykes at his beach

>>77513348
wtf there is nothing wrong with playing simulations