What are the rivals/enemies of your country (even if just a meme))

Poland hates us but we don't hate Poland. We like to make fun about how easy it is to conquer them sometimes though but that his a coping mechanism for our eternal nazi guilt.

Many people like to make fun of the USA saying all people there are fat and dump but for many the USA are still home of the American dream, democracy and adventure and they want to travel there alot.

portugal and france mainly
we only have 1 (one) ally

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>>77498250

There's always that lingering "We're not the 51st state" thing... but really we pretty much are.

We have a land/border conflict with the Netherlands that seems to be fought mainly with flags and bottles of liquor.

>>77498414
*Denmark

Historical rivalry with Denmark. I think we've had like the most wars between two countries ever.
Sports rivalry with Finland.
Norweigans are smug cunts that can't shut the fuck up about how great their country is and their national day celebrates independence from us.

>>77498360
>1 (one) ally
who's that? I can imagine you have a "conflict" with Portugal but what is the thing with France?

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>>77498234
>Netherlands
Don't forget that there is a border dispute between the Netherlands and Germany :^)

Historically Russia, but today it's just a meme rivalry. Nowadays our rival are Mudslimes or something.

>>77498673
>france
Its just friendly and not so friendly banter as well as a sports rivalry.
Best ally is Italy ofc

>>77498234
>What are the rivals/enemies of your country
i guess England and Germany

>>77498360
i don't remember a single war against Spain

>>77498791
Napoleon occupied spain in 1808

>>77498791
>Germany
but we have to work together for peace in Europe

>>77498234
Historical enemies but not current, almost all countries bordering Brazil, why? Successive wars for the expansion of territory. Paraguayan example was almost exterminated from the face of the earth.

Meme and rivals, Argentines think that Maradona was better than Péle even having only two cups.

>>77498454
Makes more sense. Who would want to plant tulips on Hans Island?

The world

>>77498791
>i don't remember a single war against Spain
What the hell? There were about 400 wars between France and Spain in the 16th-17th centuries and finally the Napoleonic Wars.

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>>77498865
I heard in Brazil "Argentian" is used as a synonym for gay

>>77498853
I had no idea

>>77498864
if only the frankish empire still existed

>>77498894
I don't know a lot about our history

>>77498917
Never heard it personally, it must be a regional joke on the border of the country.

>>77498936
>if only the frankish empire still existed
Then France, Germany, Luxembourg, Belgium, Liechtenstein, Netherlands, Switzerland, Austria and Italy would have never existed.

We are in many cases forced to learn French as 2nd foreign language for good German-French relations. In other schools you can choose between French and Spanish. Especially guys like Spanish more because it sounds less gay. Spanish is better suited for us German native speakers I think

I guess the Soviet Union from 1945 to 1989, but we don't really have a rivalry with any existing countries. I guess sooner or later it will be China though.

>>77498662
Haha sûre that we have more with England

>>77498791

Rival are three most powerful civilisation that exist make me thing

>Pakistan
They're just assholes, home to terrorists, and try to provoke India at every point trying our patience. Also they have stolen rightful Indian clay Kashmir, and pakistan itself belongs to India instead of those thieving muslims. I can say for sure every Indian would whole heartedly support genocide of pakistani population and then taking back the land. I personally hope we burn and murder their elderly, women and children, as they aren't human.

>China
Chink fucks are trying too hard to destablise south asia and trying too hard to prove itself the supreme power around here. They've been taking over rightful indian clay and they've taken over bhutan, a country under indian protection to provoke us. Fucking commie fucks.

>Britain
They're good people.I dunno about older times but I think the relationship now is kind of like that of a rival/buddy.

Some countries try to take advantage of the fact that India has never been the aggressor and is a patient country in general, and the media is flipping out and attributing the aggressiveness(PM Modi is relatively aggressive compared to previous PM Singh, who literally did nothing) of our PM to "hindu nationalism" which is pure propaganda bullshit.

Can a Chilean/Peruvian tell something about the relations between these countries? I heard it is difficult since the war so long ago

>>77498234
ethiopia

none

Enemies : Jews

Potential danger: revisionist Russia, because they are poor, jews steal from them and they have a lot nukes

Potential danger: Americans with their unstable country because they are challenged by Russia, China and Germany at the same time and because they sent here army that can be preparation to war (i hope not)

Good neighbour and friend: Germany, because they feed us and they were our supporter in everything. Most Poles are butthurt about WW2 but we always know that we can count on them

>>77500962
cucks

>>77498234
Historically Russia and Germany, currently no one really. I suppose Russia is a potential enemy still.

>>77500962
>Americans with their unstable country because they are challenged by Russia, China and Germany
>challenged by Russia, China and Germany
>Germany
We challenge the USA? We are a stable country compared to them?

>>77501169

Jews who steal from Russia stolen practically everything Russians had. Now, with this low price of hydrocarbons, they have nothing to steal from their impoverished society. That's why i i believe that these Jews would like to conquer Poland to steal from us till they make bankrupt out of us. It is indeed kind of danger. Maybe they would also steal our women and children to sell them to Arab oligarchs for sex, or for internal organs for Jewish billionaires.

>>77501227
>We challenge the USA? We are a stable country compared to them?

Well, Germany has much smaller debt, huge trade surplus, much more functional economy than the USA. It hurts Americunts, they are parasites, they would prefer Germany to be poorer and America richer. Germany doesn't agree on it, that's why it is challenging America

>>77501364
When the USA fall nobody protects Germany anymore. Our military is shit and we don't want to invest money in it. Plus most Germans got this war guilt installed. We aren't like France who do military parades or the USA who think soldier=hero, we are more like soldier=idiot and considering our past we aren't allowed to fight for anything. But yes we are gready and like to make lots of money

Sports rivalry with sweden and during skiing also with norwegians.
Russians are the eternal enemy but also a business partner.
Estonians are long lost little brothers.
For some reasons germans really liked to help us alot during our short history so they're ok
Americans are just suspicious. They say that they are there for freedom but then cause the most wars

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It's UK.

>>77501974
Once scotland frees themselves your rival will be gone

Israel is our very special ally who doesn't sem to like or respect us much but our politicians say we must ensure their existence. According to MArtin Schulz and other left politicians it is the only reason we exist.

We should be wary of the chinese. They buy themselves into our high tech knowhow and greedy companies destroy themselves for the money

>>77502255
>Israel is our very special ally who doesn't sem to like or respect us much but our politicians say we must ensure their existence. According to MArtin Schulz and other left politicians it is the only reason we exist.

They want to kill you all. Israel and its American sidekick are the ones who are mostly responsible for refugee crisis. Don't believe Jews, they are satanic people. Here in Poland we don't really mind anymore that you killed few million of us, but Jewry is satanic and revengeful like psychopaths: they really believe in their Jewish law: eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. I believe that they want to destroy not only Germans, but whole Europe.

>>77502084
Scotland is over 50% english. Its impossible for them to get independence by vote

>>77502333
hheheheh

>>77498234
Main rivals:
Germany, englel

historical rivals:
Spain, HRE/austria

Russia. Unfortunately it's not a meme. Even left wing media hate them. Our primary foreign policy could be summarized as "if it's bad for Russia, it's good for Poland even if it's bad for Poland".

>>77502658
>>77501974
we haven't considered you rivals since napoleon died
sorry

our enemies are mostly jews, i think. we have no bigger conflicts with anybody else.. well maybe only with russians because of americans who are installing here some missile shit and they bring soldiers.. lately russia was very angry that we made law that enables us to remove soviet-era monuments.. russia still perceives us as their "close abroad" and since americans are weak nowadays, they make revision of the order

jews are defaming us for 2 decades already, rewriting history of WW2 to whitewash themselves at our expense: jewry was biggest nazi collaborant in times of WW2, only ukrainians and balts could compete with them... most of kapos in death camps were jews, jewish ghetto police was pushing jews to trains going to death camps, jewish counciles were ordering millions of jews closed in ghettos in poland to listen to german orders... and today they try to blame poles for collaboration with germans against historical facts to hide facts about their shameful history.. they also do it for holocaust industry,to monopolize their victimhood: jewry wants holocaust to be perceived only as a genocide of 6 million (holy number that can't be changed) jews but not 3 million of catholic poles (they try to diminish number of our dead all the time) jewry also demands from us property worth 65 bln dollar, they want us to give them our cities, houses and buildings. thats why they first need to create ahistorical image of poles as "nazi collaborants" to steal money from us afterwards

>>77503195
>>77502321
>>77501308
samefag?

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Way back in the past - mongols, teutonic knights, poles/lithuanians
later - Turks, Great Britain and her endless perfidy
recently - USA

>>77498791
>i don't remember a single war against Spain

kek. french education. literally 3 centuries war by war between us.