/brit/

how do i tell how smart i am
i might just have gotten lucky so far

babestation

no rorkes in this thread please

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>>77497348
KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW

1. LSD
2. MDMA
3. Coke
<Power-gap>
9001. Weed

>>77497452
alri kev

>>77497473
dont reply to it

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/889110288368381953

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>>77497348
had a blood egg once

>>77497504
bloody egg! that's a bloody egg if ive ever seen one,
'kin egg la

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>>77497492
maybe.... we shouldnt bully her so much

>>77497492
So this is the true power of British women...

Could go for a brew or 2

>>77497348
>>77497504
What the fuck is that?

>>77497531
she's scottish

>>77497553
blood egg lad

egg

>>77497558
that's what he said

>>77497558
What's the difference?

>>77497348
>>77497504
Do bongs really eat this?

>>77497586
scottish ones eat more porridge and have wooden teeth

>>77497553
a bloody egg

>>77497620
no

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>>77497492

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>>77497586
there more fowl

>>77497620
what, eggs? nah mate

>>77497620
>he's never tasted blood egg

>>77497627
no anglo eats porridge.

>>77497504
3d anime

>>77497639
'dit

>>77497657
explain the elephant
what does it represent

new jabzy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myMrTGHlc9Y

so here we are then

a dead early thread

>>77497690
american women I presume

>>77497715
>dead
?

>>77497492
>me hoping she's ok

>>77497690
He is whatever you want him to be

>>77497746
38 posts in 13 minutes isnt very fast

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Anyone got some American quarters they don't need? I only have 26 of the states

>>77497715
'tism

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>>77497764

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>>77497790
bit envious of that lad. not much of a coin autist myself but they look nice

>>77497799
hello waifu mong

egg

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teaching the kot to be civilised

fucking HELL
stop making early threads cunts
if i was a janny i'd be heeming every cunt that posts before 310

when i fill out the captcha on my phone and am waiting for the post timer to reset, i always hold my phone carefully upright as if it was a full mug of tea im trying not to spill

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let me know if he acts uncivilised again and i'll sort him out for you

>>77497850
haha

>>77497790

had a plastic bag full of quarters at the end of my 3 month USA roadtrip

gave them all to bums in New York

What's with the graph above the ticker on pornhub now?

says in the bible that slavery is ok and that if your slave is jewish then you keep the blokes for 7 years and keep the women forever

think thats why jews hate christians.

also pretty funny how religious cuckolds claim moral superiority when their scriptures expressly condone slavery and all other manner of evil actions such as infanticide and human sacrifice.

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>>77497850
:3
cute

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my child cat

>>77497939
Not one single photon

>>77497790
Only ever use Virginia quarters myself

Drop the rest where I got em

arse

Back from Dunkirk lads, was indeed very good.

Only reservation was that there were almost ZERO BME or female characters. It's 2017 for fuck's sake.

>>77497939
*stones you for wearing denim with a cardigan*

>>77497790
have a few you might like lad but they're a bit worn

cats are pretty shit ngl.

>>77497987
was tom hardy a big guy?

big willy bum poo

>>77497971
Why

>>77497790
nah don't have any of the state quarters any more except for a proof finish silver texas quarter I got because I used to live there

Does everyone on /brit/ have a cat?

NEW
>>77494079
>>77494079
>>77494079

N
E
W

>>77497963
thats a big pupper

>>77498017
It’s called captcha you robot

>>77498001
t. fat bald deano with a bulldog and tattoos

>>77498037
erm...

>>77498029
Nope

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>>77498029
only the pedophiles, er, sorry, i mean "hebephiles"

>>77498018
Superior balance and finish

>>77498037
hmm

>>77497790
The Alaska, Nevada, South Carolina and Wyoming ones are very nice lad. But jealous.

>>77498046
lol triggered. sorry i dont like shitty woman pets mate.

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>>77497690
noot noot

like cats. much prefer dogs, but still find cats relatively based

I don't expect them to be loyal or perpetually joyful like dogs and quite respect their ability to chill respectfully with us despite their solitary/spiteful nature

brother and mother are coming into town in 4 days to help me move

I work in VFX. In many cases such as big projects for the big six (Disney,warner bros, fox, universal,sony, paramount), production and post house often have to go through content security audits before you can even bid to work on the project. Much of the audit involves training the staff to not leak things, but another aspect is hardening the IT side. Many companies are requiring things like no internet access on computers that access production data, USB ports are disabled for everything but the specific keyboard, mice and wacom tablets that are provided, and deliverables are always sent encrypted (digitally or physically) with the "key" being sent separately. A few productions I've been on even required phones to be put away in lockers. Many of these have come in the wake of the Sony hack. Beyond that someone on the client side knows what we're working on and who sent it to us (because often many, many companies collaborate on high-budget show - for example basically 6 different VFX firms all across the world work on a typical game of thrones season), so if something does like the show producers can typically find out who and how pretty quickly.
Companies are invested in adapting to these protocols even above and beyond the typical NDAs because it means that future work is at stake. A post house that can't get any work is a post house that no longer exists and will close. A post house that's not in the mix for "high-brow" work will see artists and workers leave because they desire to work on more notable projects.

dogs are disgusting
>inb4 "rasheed"
fuck off

arse

dogs are cringe

how do we deal with the zog menace boys?

>>77498215
rasheed

m8 has a dog named Buddy, he sits on a stump and waits for him to get home.

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>dogs are cringe

need a tits gf

as a RadCen, dogs and cat have their advantages and disadvantages

>pets
cringe

Hope these working class types get off at the next stop, they’re giving me the fear

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>>77498275
fantastic post

>tits
cringe

need to stop drinking

mad how many social interactions involve alcohol suddenly

simpsons was a jewish psyop

dogs smell and they leave their stench on things

cats are the reverse. their fur picks up the smell of its owners and house

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>it's a take a shower because you're feeling sleepy but end up feeling even more sleepy afterwards episode

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>>77498213

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you've arrived in the northern powerhouse

>simpsons
cringe

>>77498325
too big. need a normal sized tits gf

>>77498332
>simpsons
>was

one can dream

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need a lower-middle class gf

>not allowed to drink on London trains
Hmmm

>>77498215
Kill yourself smelly Paki twat.

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>>77498347
autism speaks

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>he didnt grow up in yankland

>>77498381
dire

>>77498407
yes I'm very lucky

>>77498395
is this true?

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>>77498407
>tfw

>>77498213
obviously a reddit post

t. Reddit-4chan liaison officer

>>77498407
I unironically did

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>break schedule for tomorrow has a 170 minute period with no break

it's gonna be a fun day

>>77498381
looks very english

>>77498394
don't like girls who go for the "i'm a fake whore" look

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>>77498391
>he doesn't like large boobies

America is (was) the most beautiful nation on Earth

Now it's a shitty endless suburb of Mexicans, white trash and trayvons hellbent on destroying each other

>>77498407
wow a house and a sky. so jealous

>>77498448
do you work in a government job? 3 hours no break is not uncommon

>>77498471
alri gramps

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got a haircut today

>large boobies
cringe

>>77498407
pop punk

>>77498471
>tatpoo

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>>77498470
what look do you like?

>>77498407
a e s t h e t i c

>>77498471
Looks like an arse on her chest

>dude big tits lmao

fuck off you child

>>77498500
the "i'm not a fake whore" look

had a rant from Grandad over the Sunday dinner about Gays about how it was disgraceful that they are now allowed to give blood and if he needed blood he would want to know if it was from a gay man. Then the trannies came on Sky news and he complained about the world has been turned upside down and if there is anyone who doesn't have any rights it's 'us'

>>77498504
it's an album cover

>>77498432
https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/alcohol-facts/alcohol-and-the-law/drinking-alcohol-in-public-places/

>>77498475
>Now it's a shitty endless suburb of Mexicans, white trash and trayvons hellbent on destroying each other

no its not

>>77498517
sadly no poo comes out!

>>77497348
Why the fuck did you make a new thread 100 posts early?

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>>77498541

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>>77498497
tats are fine if the tits are good

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SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK

>>77498557
why the fuck do you care you autistic runt?

>>77498541
he's right and you're a disappointment, bender

cats are egoists

>>77498548
deluded

some random girl made me suck her toes in the club rip me

>>77498541
walking hiv vectors shouldn't be allowed to give blood
simple as

>Why the fuck did you make a new thread 100 posts early?
cringe

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BOMBEN AUF ENGELAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3SsOQ2OSE

>>77498541
bit depressing
my gramps didnt used to be like that, but over the years he got outside less and less and i think the Daily Mail poisoned his mind

Don't want blood from a gay

They can give each other blood all the want but I don't want to catch the illness

egg

>>77498541
don't think you can give blood if you have hiv

don't want blood from a northerner

>>77498632
grow up

don't want blood from a nigger
don't want to have the IQ and temper of a baboon

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fuck drumpf!

>>77498541
good lad, shame about his bender grandson

>>77498617
Hot
More detail

>>77498675
FUCK OFF AND DIE

>>77498637
>gramps
faggot and a yank
disgusting combo

Froome is a juicer

Report it.
Ignore it.

>>77498718
undoubtedly

>>77498675
Fuck off

>>77498542
hmmm I'm not so sure

it's reminiscent of American Football, but I can't find the album with the old reverse image search

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>>77498687
powerful

Strong desire to fuck with people today

>>77498637
He literally reads the daily mail front to back every single day and lives his life by the health section. Even the most obscure article about something which may have some minor risk on health will cause him to change his lifestyle

seriously janny we NEED you

>>77498541
old people know degeneracy when they see it
young "people" are too arrogant

where is are janny

>>77498751
mines the same
and he loves that fucking bald horoscope twat too

>are

cringe

>>77498475
don't the mexicans and dindus all live in the cities (hence the third world crime rates therein), with the whites having long-since escaped to the 'burbs??

>>77498773
helloooo 14 year old

>>77494980
>born arthur grossman
apt

the janny is the one creating the early threads. he wants to be respected and loved

>old people know degeneracy when they see it
>young "people" are too arrogant
cringe

the last round of jannies were removed
the new ones were recruited and have no idea how /brit/ works so they just let it run wild

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hello boys

HE HATH SPOKEN

lauren southern gf

>>77498810
Want our original murderous Janny back

From the David Mitchell jap days

cold, grey and pouring outside
thank god summer's over

>all these early newsheeds not realising this lad is sacrificing himself to force janny's hand
this is the only way to stop cretins making news at 280

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>helloooo 14 year old

>>77498692
she then put her foot down my pants and rubbed my cock with it lol, her foot was a bit smelly desu

>>77498844
tell me about him

>>77498859
this

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>>77498859
Wow
He took one for the team to stop the waifu mong

What fucking disgusting cringe estrogen cunt is responsible for making the hungryhouse advert for Channel 4

good night br*tish pride

who needs a liver anyway haha?

>>77498876
No stop being new

just found out the Owl City lad got done for noncing

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doing a long think about this one

>>77498908
I SEE YOU BABY

CHICKEN MADRAS

Business idea: punish those who migrate to new threads before bump limit too

bloody hell man :DD

>>77498908
me

>>77498921
it'll regrow itself anyway

>>77498937
that's a good meme

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>estrogen cunt

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>>77498844
Does anyone remember the janny before that? He ruled /int/ with an iron and humourless fist until he was deposed in 2013

>>77498948
paskalampi

US is so ffucking aesthetic

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do you think mogg might ever actually be PM?

communism is the mind virus that will never die

>>77499004
no
he has no intention of doing that

>>77499002
wankerton :DD

mum ate my scotch egg again

enjoy the care home you silly cow

>>77499004
If we meme him into running for party leader

The yanks did it for Trump, we can do it too

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>>77499004

>>77498983
cringe

got a problem lads
girl who i really like has the same name as my cat

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can't imagine living in a country where there are literally roadsigns signifying that there are dangerous animals on the prowl that might just fucking eat you

Why are europeans expected to repent for past sins but muslims aren't expected to repent for past OR present ones?

>>77498983
maybe the most reddit thing i've ever seen

>>77499062
it was a different time, it wasnt cringe back then

>>77499066
cute

>>77499069
like pikeys

>>77498983
'dit

>>77499072
ummmm bit islamophobic x

>>77499072
oppression stack/slave morality

>>77499074
>>77499062
Newfags
Go back to The_Donald

filtered cringe
won't be reading any more reddit posts

>>77499069
would love to go bear watching

from a safe distance

>>77498935
Link

>>77499072
>expected
nope, more the hope of a tiny few. most people inthe world dont give a shit.

>>77498983
hello leftypol

New raid technique?

Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire is on in 45 minutes on ITV.
Ideally I would like to watch this in bed with a pot noodle and a cup of tea. However to watch ITV in my room I will need to stream ITV through the internet. Sometimes they block films being streamed through the internet player and sometimes they don't. Hopefully they don't but if they do I will have to go downstairs to the living room and watch it on that TV. This wouldn't be ideal as it is quite cold down there and the tele is quite shitty and also far away from the seat. Really don't know what to do

>>77498983
fuck off lefty

>>77499069
got turtle crossing signs where i live :3

business idea: have a mental breakdown and make ~10 videos, 15 tweets, 6 facebook posts and an instagram selfie per day detailing my mental breakdown in detail

>>77499117
confession: it was a minor member of owl city which I neglected to mention before. Plays some poofter instrument called a """"vibraphone"""" so it's no surprise he's a nonce

http://www.nme.com/news/music/owl-city-guilty-lewdness-child-2113954

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women are mental

>>77499144
pirate everything you want to watch and stream it to the TV

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>yanks

ack!

FOY

confidence has been a bit low lately
*whips out the willy*
ahh thats better

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my ideal britain is basically just 100% white british, atheist, and the same socially as it was about 10-15 years ago

what's my political ideology then boys

>>77499218
What the fuck am I even looking at? Arse injections? Fuck you and all the other twats who keep posting random contextless twitter/insta shit

>>77499062
>>77499074
>>77499094
>>77499135
>>77499158
Newfag underage twats
It was ironic back then

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gf snapped this of me

>>77499218
I realised this when I was 7 and my mum had a mental breakdown and got sectioned

>work tomorrow

ah yes, love work me

oh wait no I hate it HATE IT

pre-blair labour

>>77499236
>pirate
sorry mate I actually respect laws

>>77499218
>says the weirdo stalker posting his victim's IG account for his web chums to comment on and judge

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Fuck Scotland

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>>77499069
>>77499116
>we used to have bears but we hunted them to extinction
doing a sad

Kind of want to see what (straight) men have for their tinder profiles so I know what I'm up against tbqh

>>77499288
Grim

>>77499269
dreamer

Aisha has nearly 3k followers
Mental

>>77499299
and here you are, not being able to do what you want

>>77499269
nostalgic dreamer
there were a lot of problems with early 2000s britain, it wasnt the paradise you remember growing up

Haven't had a binter match since I changed my pic. Think I've made a mistake

>>77499328
stop giving her attention

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>>77499269
>atheist
>not thinking tat causes the problems we are seeing today

>>77499328

thanks to us

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>>77499315
bear show... 23rd july ... suspicious activity ...

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>>77499311
say that online not to my face then see what happens

>>77497664
Truly a timeless moment

>>77499344
didn't say it was a paradise
but it was nice. seemed fair and equal and there were no retarded sjws or alt right mongs

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>1997-2003 was idyllic, I wish we could go back!

>>77499269
rorke

>>77499371
atheism is good and all religious people should be boiled alive, flayed, shot and tortured.

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Steak status: cooking

>>77499411
someone who likes that period would be in their early-mid 20s at minimum, you little mong

>>77499447
m8 move it to the grill before you ruin it

>>77499371
japan and scandinavia seem to be doing fine

medium rare is the only way to prepare a steak

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Steak status: cooked to perfection

Bone apple teat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkcM4rnYTuw

>>77499275
the rest of /int/ is and will always be a cringey shithole

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>>77499434

>>77499490
that cunt on the left is dying of aids

>>77499486
>Bone apple teat
Are you fucking retarded?

>>77499473
>meme lines

Do you only toast half your bread as well?

>>77499543
Flip it over ya spacker

post more you slow cunts

never used the grill

don't even know how to

>>77499564
That's not me, as you can see, I cooked the steak perfectly

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>>77499490
guy on the right is cool

aidserson pooper is a faggot and probably gay too

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>tfw my state is more relevant to the world than your country

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mensch

>>77499519
good

>>77499600
>famous for nerds, queers, weed and paedos
Wow

Can't get local channels without paying $99 a month for cable television. Antenna doesn't work for me. Fuck america.

>>77499572
1. light it
2. put meat on it
3. close it for a bit, check it in a few
4. flip the food over, repeat step 3

>>77499600
statistically speaking theres a high chance this poster is nonwhite

How do you make a girl like you as more than a friend lads?

Marxist-Leninist Counter-Propagandist. Pundit-Wrecker.

>>77499521
Get meme'd on kid

>>77499655
rape her

>>77499655
impress her with your vertical jump

>>77499655
ask her on a date

>>77499655
pull it out and smack it around a bit so she can see it

>>77499696
>>77499696
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>>77499655
once you're her friend, it 's too late

>>77499703
early cunt fuck off

>>77499655
be handsome 6'4 with a big willy and an extrovert personality

>>77499655

you can't. she's already decided she doesn't want to fuck you.

>>77499652
Im chinese. but id literally rather be chinese than white.

We commit less crime than white people in all the anglo countries

>>77499603
stole it when she married a jewish bloke

poo

>>77499739
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/7290324/q-prime-cliff-burnstein-peter-mensch-managing-metallica-33-years
this fellow?

>>77495785