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help

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in a foul mood today
do NOT reply to me

egg

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for him

love being tolerant and not getting wound up by brown people

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West Berkshire

egg

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>he tags his own instagram pictures with #hot #cute and #sexy

on the subject of miracles:

what do you think is more likely; that the laws of physics were suspended in your favour, in a manner that you approve of, or that you're just under a huge misapprehension?

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reminder

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are traps gay?

>>77495883
>Compton

>>77495918
uhm i'm special babe x

>>77495880
same. pity rorke constantly working himself up into a rage about everything all the time.

did a really loud fart and it was very funny

>>77495924
roaring

do leftists look at places like luton, bradford, aylesbury and think ah yes this is the britain i want to live in? dont get it

>>77495880
Love being intolerant and not getting acid attacked or have my kids raped by pakis.

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>>77495930

feel like eggposting might be the next big thing lads

Why do the BBCs in BLACKED look like they're covered in slime?

>>77495880
>love being tolerant out of fear of brown people

Hmm................

>>77495924
someone needs to fly a plane into that piece of shit.

>>77495934
grim village full of social housing and povvos

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oi oi oi oi

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Love being tolerant and getting blown up by brown people

>>77495944
agree with this tbqh
back in 2015/2016 when i had a rorke spell it made me very miserable
constantly getting annoyed over shit like interracial couples, reading conspiracy theories about jews/muslims etc
cringe looking back. i fell into it because i was vulnerable at the time.

>>77495981
surely your personal opinions on immigrants wont affect the chances of you getting acidattacked

and besides its only white trash who do the random acidattacks. muzzies only brutalise their own.

Wank almost exclusively in the shower nowadays

white girls absolutely love black men these days

>>77495924

we need to nuke mecca during hajj

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Which one do you want?

Hi, Vsauce, Bane here

taking a shit dudes

>>77496024
>im going to travel solo through the middle east to prove muzzies are good people!
>raped and murdered before even entering the true ME.
haha fucking lefties. utter morons.

>>77496024
>no further comment needed
i beg to differ
can you explain exactly what the argument is here?
that because he made a tweet saying ISIS was sick he deserved to be blown up by ISIS?

spell it out for me, please

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>used to have a chair to sit in when showering
>now my shower is above my bathtub so can't anymore

can't lightning just strike

>>77496072
bottom row, second from right.

Imagine being a grown adult who is obsessed with the daily mail

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>>77496072
eh.
got any asian boys?

>>77496072
bottom left

if all kinds of muslims meet together in a confined space during hajj how are there not tons of fights and bombings and whatever else

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>keep seeing my reflection in the monitor

assuming physics is orderly and plays by the rules

so long, cunts

>>77495880
Same, literally nothing you can do about it so no point wasting your life getting constantly worked up about it

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>dogwhistle

>>77496150
>not having a monitor with a matte finish
your own fault

>>77496148
because contrary to rorke's belief muslims are not all insane murdering maniacs and terrorists really are just a minority

>>77496148
there are
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_during_the_Hajj

>>77496148
you get your bag checked

>>77496172

Hmm yes let's sit back and let our culture be destroyed by savage invaders it's just a natural process we can't control

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>>77495999
>Pavel quipped: why say nothing when you can bring friends?

>>77496204
see
>>77496206

>>77496204
oh wait there actually are lol

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>>77496188
>he still has grandparents
Lucky...

>>77496148
because the thousands of soldiers guarding the place would just open fire to solve the problem.

>>77496220
what does posting on /brit/ have to do with repelling savage invaders?

>>77496220
Have fun wasting your life getting angry over something you've got absolutely no control over mate

>>77496204

#notallmuslims won't save your internal organs from being pierced by hot shrapnel mate

gonna buy a nice house out in the middle of nowhere when i can afford it

breakfast
lunch
tea
simple as

>>77496239
>>77496236
>>77496206
These are all accidents and tragedies.

The only actual violence is 2 events from the 80s

>>77496204
islam is still a shitty ideology. dont care about individual muslims.

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#not all muslims

just got off a one month ban ask me anything

>>77496263
being aware of the problem is still one step above ignoring it or cheering for it

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same bad cases of islamiphilia ITT

>>77495785
still lazing about in my bathrobes, VERY relevant OP

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>>77496363
why didnt you just reset your router

bum smells

nap time lads

love social mobility. my parents are from working class backgrounds who had parents who either died, ran away or had mental illness but they worked hard and now enjoy a very comfortable middle class existence in a big house and are about to retire with a big pension.

now i get to benefit by them buying a house for me - which i still have to pay the mortgage for but dont need to worry about a deposit.

people who say social mobility doesn't exist are just lazy and/or stupid

fucking CARA is in this movie?

Didn't see that coming.

do benzos affect your ability to get hard and cum?

>>77496148
dunno bout bombings but aren't there regularly stampedes that lead to hundreds of deaths?

and didn't Iran ban their citizens from attending the hajj cause of the sunni/shia thing?

>>77496413
Americans have static IPs for the most part unless you unplug your router for multiple days. I'm more mad that I couldn't use my pass for a month.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500030005251.webm

>>77496072
far left
far right
top middle

Why are americans so much more racist than our homegrown rorkes

is it something in the water or something?

>>77496488
decades of living with minorities

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_Bull_(book)

someone explain

>>77496329
Not all Muslims want Death for leaving islam and Death for adultery
Only a slim majority want a different legal system which isn't actually that bad when you look at it

>>77496468
completely wrong. you have to spoof your router mac address and unplug your modem for a few second and it is forced to change
most ISPs actually require you to pay more for a static IP for businesses, schools, servers etc

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Me and the gals

>>77496534
then they're real muslims are they.

>>77496488
it's a country built by genociding one race, enslaving another, and massive discrimination in general

>>77496227
>Baneio Georgini

>>77496059

>>77496488
they've been a multicultural country from their inception so that aspect was always there. its a relatively recent concept in Europe

>>77496563
me on the right

>>77496488
i'd be racist too if i had to witness first hand all the shit their blacks get up to

>>77496508
>american education
the difference is that, until recently, we were actually good at integrating out immigrants
the jamaicans, asians, europeans, most of the africans and indians do just fine here

>>77496534
Ah yes, the London paki Muslim apologist

Fucking neck yourself, shitskin

haha yeah I'm just off to spoof my mac address on the router mainframe dude haha yeah
*shakes my head and walks off*
*slops your pint as I push past you*
*you whimper something in protest*
what's that nerd? oh nothing? ok

>>77496009
>>77496068
the so-called "tolerant right"

>>77496479
bad bait

>>77496621
I'm not
I just know the facts you fucking racist

>>77496564
The ones who want people to die because of their beliefs aren't muslim

>>77496563
looks very hot and sweetie in there

>>77496479

she's a demon

>>77496616
okay now try having major cities being majority niggers and spics and see how you get on
this country is barely half white, not accounting for illegals. you're a fucking idiot

>>77496616
>we were actually good at integrating out immigrants
No.

>>77496148
you mean the event where muslims annually trample other muslims to death in order to touch a big black box?

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>>77495785

If /brit/ had a video game, what would the factions be? Who would be the enemies? Allies?

titanic on film 4 lads, kate winslet in her younger days, shes still good now desu

>>77496648
yeh mate, the people who were raised muslim, are practising muslims and identify as muslims aren't actually muslims. according to a naive sheltered 19 year old. fucking hilarious.

>>77496534
>which isn't actually that bad when you look at it
are you fucking stupid
sharia is cancer

>>77496616

FUCKING DELUSIONAL

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*blocks your path*

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>>77496616
lol

>>77496648
>I'm not
You are

>you fucking racist
No you don't at all, you witless fucking retard

>>77496553
>most ISPs actually require you to pay more for a static IP for businesses
Now that they're running out yes


Sweden has juts about depleted our allotted IPv4 ranges. Some ISPs put you behind their own networks to remedy it. Had to email mine and request a public IP

>>77496715
cracker barrel is right

>>77496693
>avatar fags
>normie fags
>abnormie/font fags
>anime/kshit fags

>>77496563
wanna lick lefts sweaty feet

>>77496707
go read a book you racist

>>77496704
no their beliefs have been twisted by the Saudis to think what they do is real islam

do American cinemas really have a no singles policy

>>77496753
>fags
FOY

>>77496715
hnnng

Yesssss!

We won the world cup!

>>77496715
only went to Cracker Barrel once when I lived in the US
Never really understood it

77496770
this post is bait, stop replying to it

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the people who take their scripture literally due to it being the word of god aren't actually true to their religion.

the people who cherrypick the good bits and ignore the bad bits because of secularism are the true believers.

haha idiots

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Never watching woman cricket again

>>77496733
what is this?

Why is the world so obsessed with our films/music/culture?

>>77496616
LOL

>>77496803
don't tell us what to do, yank
>>77496770
reply

>>77496796
Fucking fi-
>womens
oh so it's nothing

>>77496820
>watching women's sports

FFS mate

>>77496830
you force it down their throats

>>77496648

the ones dying for it are MORE muslim than the so called moderates, they are fighting for a caliphate just like mohammed would want

hyped for the england v spain match later

>>77496830
because you're the sole remaining superpower and you've become very good at propaganda

>>77496787

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828413/Theme-park-bans-single-adults-paedophile-fears-bird-enthusiast-grandfather-told-t-watch-falconry-display.html

is game of yanks on tonight?

moderate muzzies are still incredibly homophobic and sexist. that isn't moderate by western standards and you're fool to think it is. they're all extremists, just not violent extremists.

>>77496860
How so?

>>77496855
Should've seen that catch drop
Extremely poor shot by Indian female, the overconfident English females drops it
Anyway congrats on the win

england vs arsenal tonight lads

>>77496902
imperialism

>>77496488
>>77496572
>>77496598
hilarious comments
america is the most diverse and prosperous country in human history
europeans on the other hand are extremely racist

arse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collaborations_between_the_United_States_government_and_Italian_Mafia
hmmmm

>>77496715
>slice of orange on a fry up
>burger on a fry up
>weird unidentified bit of meat
>one long frazzle
what the fuck are you fat cunts doing over there

>>77496875
not an argument

>>77496897
you obviously have NEVER met a muslim
all muslims I have met are tolerant of people from all walks of life
in fact, I've met more white people who are homophobic and sexist than muslims

Seems like leftists unironically believe in a just world

egg

cocks

egg

>>77496929
none of your answers feel substantive

>>77496929

not an argument

>>77496830
cause you're developed nation with a huge population that speaks the universal tongue

simple maths really

plus the jews know how to put on a show

>>77496693
rorkes, moderate rorkes, and radcens would run the server, everyone else would leave the server because they would be constantly killed by the vast majority of allied players. in that there would only be 6 or 7 lefties and sheeds allied, and they would probably also be terrible at the game.

the arse egg cock shills are out in force

doubt I'm ever going to have sex again lads

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Saw a little kid after 6 years he is now 4/3 my height lanklet genocide when

>>77496920
>white people

all the Muslims I know are alri desu

>>77497010
cant be arsed; dont care

>>77496976
im an ex-muslim actually. glad i left that shit religion and suspicious, intolerant and threatening community in the bin where it fucking belongs.

>>77497010
bet you're used to things feeling substansive ey haha
*grabs some of your flab and gives it a wobble*
eeyyy waheyy haha
*wobble wobble wobble*

>>77496959
the burger is a sausage party, and the unidentified bit if meat is country ham

also it's fucking delicious

>>77497050
>im an ex-muslim actually
yeah I'm sure you are mate
you're probably some white kid thinking he's being smart claiming he's an ex-muslim

>>77497037
Indian manlet genocide when?

>>77497051
;)

>>77496830
Study superpower

>>77497061
why don't you just eat a sausage you daft yank

>>77497061
patty*

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>>77496072
I can't get attracted to Orientals. They just look like retarded literal mongoloids to me. They might as well be Downies as far as my racist willy is concerned.

>>77497076
think what you like.

literally no idea who Claudia Winkleman is

>>77497081
Soft

You are deranged if you think islam can ever integrate into the west

>>77497088
dunno, I've always found that sausage patties just go better with eggs and typical breakfast foods

Watching Titanic.

Why won't Billy Zane just accept that his fiancée wants him for his money and allow her and the homeless dude in steerage to cuck him?

>>77497104
ill-looking children

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>>77497104
grim

>>77496912
No thanks. Wouldn't watch that shit-tier stuff if it was being played in my front garden

conference egg

>>77497050

Ari Poley?

on a scale of women's football to women's tennis how bad is female cricket?

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saved some pictures of that lad's fat cat

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inside out egg

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egginflo

conference arse

>>77497158
he didn't give a single fuck about her. the embarrassment of being cucked by anyone (poor or not) is extremely damaging in the eyes of his upper-crust peers

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who wants some

>>77497286
reddit

maybe it's you
maybe it's me
maybe it's just the constant rhythm of the sea

4chan's int board. A /brit/ poster creates a shower edition. A lone American responds with a cry for help. His cry is unanswered. Another American appears. He asks to be left alone. His wish is answered. More Brits appear on the scene.

arse

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wish i was smart enough to understand advanced analytic philosophy/epistemology etc

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KLAK KLAK KLAK!
*KLAK*

>KLAK KLAK

>>77497240
Rajbhog with cream

>>77497358
>100 posts early
honestly fuck off and die
bet you fucking spastics migrate n'all
fuck off fuck off fuck off

>>77497232
thats one big kitter

I forgot

>>77497339
Me with the cry for help

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dog keeps trying to sniff my crotch

leftists live in a fantasy world

we're all in >>77497358

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err

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>bog baron

>>77497501
nah, it's rightist spergs that fantasise lotr and the like

just pressed 16559 divided by 47 into my calculator

>its 352.3191489361702 if anyone was wondering

>>77497572
FUCK 4CHAN MEN

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me in blue, life in red

>>77497501
DEUS VULT xD
RACE WAR NOW ::DDDD

FREE KEKISTANI!!!

Why did people abandon this thread?

>>77495918
I wonder who the first post-Christianisation of Europe European was to think "well this is clearly a bunch of shit" but just never said anything because he or she knew he'd be burned at the stake or some shit.

There must have been a guy in about 1100 just thinking to himself "this is a bit farfetched isn't it?" and just carried on going to church and praying for the rest of his natural life.

>>77496009
What would that even achieve? It's a big stone with some fabric around it

>>77496041
The same rasheeds that are born in the UK that get radicalised would be rorkes if they were born into white families in the UK.

just nutted so hard in the shower i farted at the same time and was worried for a second i might have shat myself

>>77500870
you should kill yourself

>>77499607
Yes, rorkes are known for suicide bombings and mass killings