/brit/

>>77490522
wesley, get mama's prying bar

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kay-on

>>77490618
just offload all your questionable shit on a USB before you go

>oxford health tell tim that he's being paranoid
>tim says that he's not

hmm
why is tim oblivious to his mental health?

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*blocks your path*

He shan't be pleased

>>77490689
idiotic question

should really buy a new wallet and clean my phone and cards if i go on holiday soon.

my mate got refused entry into new zealand for having trace levels of coke in his wallet. no visa for him forever now.

kek how would they even scan your laptop

does the man log on and go through everything

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>tfw 50gb data cap

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The Sunday lunch
Opted for pork this time

>>77490724
Yes it's a criminal offence to withhold passwords nowadays

Doing a wank over a male

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'i

>>77490750
ah yes, treating everyone like a criminal

doing a questionable shit

>>77490726
Mobile data?

>>77490724
They just run the patented Nonce scanner 9000® on it, done in a few seconds I tell you

>>77490747
looks good but they should really serve the gravy in a separate jug. not everyone wants their food swimming in it. sign of a pleb establishment im afraid.

>>77490723
very scary thought

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>>77490747
me

neighbours disgusting cigarette smoke is going into my house

might call the police

>>77490747
Stacked too high, don't like it

>>77490787
I poured the gravy on myself you silly sausage, not taking a photo sans gravy

>>77490785
"Hmm what's this Met-Art shite ? Looks like kids to me,pal..... "

>>77490834
then you put too much on

>>77490758
need a gibi gf

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Tbh

>>77490830
doesn't make sense. the far right version is better

>>77490511
Abrahamic religions are a mess
Christianity and Judaism only gained some level of abstraction through contact with Greeks and Persians

classical thought is much more closely related to "eastern" thought that we give it credit for.
the Greeks spoke in depth on the nature of the "void" which I think was far more profound than anything that came after at least until the renaissance and German enlightenment.
its funny that now we've come full circle and are returning to more "classical" modes of thought, which in turn are similar to eastern ideas.

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chad can be racist/sexist etc and still match with everyone

looks are all that matter.

>>77490853
Disagree

got like £700 in cash because I sold my desktop to a mate and have have cash from a few days of work, but I don't want to put it in the bank because I've gone into my overdraft by almost £1000

It doesn't matter too much because it's a student bank account so there are no overdraft fees

blowing fag smoke into my runt neighbours house lol. bet he is the seething.

There is no fruit superior to grapes.

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>>77490894

7°C outside right now lads.

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lads

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>you wake up in god's own city

>>77490915
raisins

>>77490894
btfo ay chap ;)

>>77490915
they are pretty based. do like strawberries and pineapples quite a lot.

>>77490926
very loud train

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just about to send the CV out

>>77490933
what a boring photo. could be fucking any city anywhere.

>>77490915
figs and blueberries

simple as

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literally got married lads

>>77490891
>overdrafting by £1000
Christ son get it together

Thats just blatantly spending money you don't have, amazed they didn't cut you off

mum says she doesn't care if I sell drugs but I need to stop telling people to come to the house
hmmm

>>77490880
so he lives in madera
very poor attempt at censoring, as if it even matters anyway

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>>77490960
the utter state, you've never seen a careers advisor have you mate?

>>77490870

fat

"I'm afraid we have to let him go, there is no evidence to present a court, since the inspecting agent opened a folder called... *checks notes* "hentai," and was immediately and violently sick, the force of which destroyed, among other items, the hard drive in question."

hope all bradleyposters get cancer

>>77490983
>$
>resume
>UK flag

how fucking stupid are you? are you a yank?

>>77490880
lmao

>>77490969
congratulations and whatnot

>>77490915
love laying on the sofa and eating grapes from the vine like a Roman patrician

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>>77490983
the state of you actually

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About to sit down and do a read

>>77490983
he probably has to apply to jobs to keep getting bennies, but doesnt want to actually get one

>>77490969
didn't know Refn was into fatties

>>77491013
bradleyposters aren't known for their intelligence

>>77490969
This will never happen in my life.

>>77490969
picked the right day for it didnt you lol

>>77490915
starfruit

>>77490969
well done lad
wish you all the best

Corbyn is utterly finished

>here's all this free stuff vote for me!! Revolution!
>yeah well I said I'd look into it I wouldn't actually do it

had some maple syrup and pancakes today, god wish i could have it every morning

>>77490969
this isn't you

willy smells like skips

>>77491037
fuck off seale twat

>>77491082
but he's not in charge?

>>77491092
not true i was there

>>77490960
What a fucking stupid resume holy shit

Nearly midnight lads.

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*forcefully touches you*

>>77491082
revolution is impossible in this country. the only foreseeable change in this country will be Islamic parties being created and getting more votes election as the paki population grows. hope lefties enjoy sharia :)

>>77491096
The crisps or the rubbish disposal units

>>77490969
giz us a look at the wife

>>77490960
>Seems like all the companies that didn't want this guy made a lot of bad decisions that led to them being out of business. So hiring him must be a good decision. Welcome aboard!

>>77491146
that willy looks like a piece of poo

>>77491130
women are vile

when the revolution comes, what will happen after?

>>77491039

Clue me in on this meme

>>77491146
JANNY

>>77490924
Been in the 37-40°C range for about a week here

>>77491134
>we'll use the current rules to conquer the people who make up the rules and can change them at any time
Bit risky, innit?

Reading a /trv/ thread on north korea. a slovakian guy went and they actually gave him a north korean guide that spoke slovakian lmao.

I WAS IN THE POOL
I WAS IN THE POOL

>>77491200
the dprk is so based

>>77491182
>>77490924
>it's simultaneously different seasons in different locations around the world

woah...

literally no energy today lmaoooo

>>77491200
/trv/ is great I envy all of them

>you will never ride a bike through dangerous mountain passes in central asia surviving on £5 a week

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>>77490978

it's a catfish

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>ewww, anon, what did you DO!?

>>77490915
Lichi

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>the dprk is so based

>>77490438
bombs

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>the dprk is so based

going on a 30day trip round Europe in 1 week

am a bit stressed out tbqh, think i might fuck it up

hope there's no jews in this thre-

>>77491037
think i found your house on google maps

Shall I go to see Dunkirk on me tod in 50 mins lads?

just made a lovely lamb passanda

got told to stop singing despacito in greggs

business idea: communism, but only for people I like and also supported heavily by mass automation

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>anon, help her up
>come on, why are you just standing there?

>>77490747
paltry serving of gravy

WOW A SALMON HELMET! THANKS!

getting the daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnsHKaUajiQ

Eating food
mmm tastes good

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>>77491204
lovely little village

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>>77490880
women are all vile whores

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>>77491320
lovely

>>77490870
>calling herself man

vile, pasty nu-grimewave sket

IN THE BIN

>>77491309
Watch it for free

Dunkirk.2017.720p.HDTS.X264-NoGRP

when I was a child I wanted to be a paramedic

About to go to bed, any cute girls want to snuggle ?

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” “Never judge a book by its cover,” and “Beauty is only skin deep” are but three examples of widely held beliefs and teachings about the role of facial attractiveness in our culture. Are these aphorisms true or false?

META-ANALYSIS is a statistical technique that quantitatively evaluates the conclusions of published and unpublished research. In our case, we reviewed the literature on the effects of facial attractiveness from 1932 to June, 1999.


1) Is beauty merely in the eye of the beholder? NO
Contrary to common assumption, adults and children agree about who is and is not attractive, both within and across ethnicity and cultures. Instead,There seem to be universal standards by which facial attractiveness is judged.

2) Do we judge books by their covers? YES
Adults and children judge other adults and children more favorably than unattractive adults and children, even by those who know them. Furthermore,Adults and children treat other adults and children more positively than unattractive adults and children, even by those who know them.

3) Is beauty only skin deep? NO
Beauty is more than skin-deep: Although both attractive and unattractive people exhibit positive behaviors and traits, attractive people exhibit more positive behaviors and traits than unattractive individuals. However,We do not yet know why. Perhaps because attractive and unattractive people are treated differently, they learn to behave differently.

>>77491375
more

>>77491394
won't

>torrenting films instead of watching them with your mates at the cinema

genuinely very sad

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*walks towards you*

>>77491146
lol @ that tiny dick

>>77491384
racist

>>77491321
really dont understand the popularity of this song. seems pretty average to me. nothing special about it or interesting like gangnam style had.

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Whoever is unjust let him be unjust still
Whoever is righteous let him be righteous still
Whoever is filthy let him be filthy still
Listen to the words long written down
When the man comes around

>>77491410
>mates

>>77491384
is the quality decent?

>>77491146
what a rubbish willy

Starting to see a pattern lads, waking up early around 4 am with a stiffy. It's been happening the last few nights.

>>77491444
obviously not

debating between cranberry juice and chocolate milk

>>77491415
t. paki dicklet

>>77491410
ah yes because i would LOVE to watch a 6 hour black and white film about the Bosnian Genocide with my mates and a bucket of popcorn

cinemas are for flicks
torrents are for films

>>77491453
ghost blowie

>>77491453
i wake up most mornings with an erection

>>77491309
yes, it's bloody brilliant

>>77491414
vintage meme

Irish are the best posters here

Back from America lads. I'm depressed. This country is depressing. I want to go back.

Why are Aussies so fucking boring and uniteresting?

bike lads get around it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ8R4tYbX5w

>>77491453
>>77491470
all me
sorry x

>>77491490
FOY

>>77491459
both. mixed together. try something new.

>>77491460
t. willy on the verge of being big but wishes he had an extra inch

>>77491464
>trying this hard to sound cultured

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the '

>>77491394
"Don't judge a book by its cover" is not a statement about our nature though, its saying that despite our tendency to assume based on surface detail you should make a conscious effort to withhold judgement.

>>77491200
Up until April, India trained their scientists. But dumb Modi cut off all ties with them

>>77491491
aussies and leafs are awful posters on here. just try to ignore them like most people do

I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF

>>77491520
>there are people who can make a living making videos like this

>>77491490
yeah America is really nice

got told to stop singing despacito in greggs

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>Starting to see a pattern lads, waking up early around 4 am with a stiffy. It's been happening the last few nights.

>>77491490
I genuinely find America to be more depressing than the UK, it's hard to put my finger on.

referring to Philadelphia, NJ, PA....go there for work every so often.

New York isn't so bad.

>>77491484
I'm the creator

not joking. It's probably my most circulated OC

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>>77491490

AND THE SUN WILL SET FOR YOU.....

>>77491550
Because you're going to the shit parts.

>>77491486
strongly disagree

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>>77491493
too bad i4 250's are awful in every way except sound

Nazi intruder bypasses security, invades Swedish Open tennis court (VIDEO)

>>77491569
>[
fuxcking machines

you know i think my dicks gotten bigger in the last year
it used to be like 5.6-5.8 inches, now its 6

hmm

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back from america lads

here's a picture i took. Oh wait .., that's canberra, not ohio.

>>77491394
So this is how low the bar is for publication in the soft """"""sciences"""""". The authors didn't even understand the phrases in question, (1) one is trivially true as long as there is a statistical distribution of what people find attractive, authors 'disprove' it by showing that this distribution has a mean - WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT? - (2) is prescriptive rather than descriptive, and (3) is saying that even beautiful people can be right cunts, yet they got this utter shite published apparently.

anyone want to talk about anime?

dont get how normies can go on long holidays all the time. how do they afford it? dont they have work? dont they have rent and bills to pay?

creating Israel was the biggest crime the empire commited

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>>77491550
>referring to Philadelphia, NJ, PA.
cause that area is a shithole

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/07/13/537008395/police-identify-1-of-4-missing-men-in-common-grave-in-rural-pennsylvania

>>77491566
How do lads not get a boner on this show?

>>77491607
why, mountains of debt of course

philly is comfy

liberty bell is comfs

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>>77491566
>tfw got an 8 incher but flaccid looks like a shrivelled microdick
>tfw if I ever got debagged or someone accidently saw me naked my sexual life would be over

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girl crashes her car while doing a livestream and films her dead sister for facebook

http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/sefijyd/GkB-e_qbNULTdeIw.mp4

Weird how the muslim american policeman killing an unarmed white woman is such a non story

>>77491566
Is that regarded as big?

>>77491566
would have the biggest lob on if that was me (from holding the girl's hand)

>>77491566
cute girl 2bh

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>creating Israel was the biggest crime the empire commited

>>77491632
>tfw got an 8 incher
Are you 6'5" and studied at Oxbridge too?

>>77491641
bigger than mine

>>77491635
saw this on /o/ haha nuts

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*points at you*

>>77491632
same
I'm disgustingly small when flaccid but I've had multiple girls tell me my dick is large

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>tfw grower
>tfw doesn't even grow that much (6.5x5.5 erect)

>>77491566
>>77491623
where is this from?

I literally have a microdick

Start every Siege match by voting to kick the first person I see with a mic on my team

>>77491707
Stop lying. You have a well above average cock like everyone else does on /brit/

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going for the poo look lads

what do you think?

>>77491635
based

my penis is about 4.5 inches fully erect

>>77491666
I'm a manlet but I did study at Oxbridge

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>>77491635
kin ell`

Looks like you winning the women's world cup again

>>77491733
would slap this runt with my fat cock if I ever saw him

Is that big dick twink on here?

He's the only person who backed himself up

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6x5.3 howd i do lads?

there's a lad that lurks these threads who is so bog standard average that anyone who deviates from the norm is 'called out' and branded a liar by him

what a pathetic existence

>>77491733
bit ugly mate

>7.5" length 6.5" girth
>cum within 2 minutes

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the dream gf

>>77491785
kek, this

Once saw a woman with 40 bottles of wine in the supermarket

got a 7 incher, how fucking pathetic
plus I am 6 foot 2 so king of the manlets

I;m 6'3 with a nice masculine frame but i have a tiny dick

>>77491791
needs a view of her pits

ERRA
Too Close To Touch
Dayshell
Beartooth
Pierce The Veil
Sleeping With Sirens
Memphis May Fire
Dance Gavin Dance

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>>77491766
hopefully lad

>>77491808
I call that 'Friday'!! ;D

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>>77491791
>tattoos

LOOK HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM!!!!!!!!

>>77491789
omg pics please

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Googled torrent for toilet a love story and got redirected to Google maps am I getting v&

remember the ninties?

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>mfw 5'9.5"
>mfw average length skinny dick
>mfw phimosis

hilarious how easy it is to trigger dicklets

Ah yes guys with 7-8 inch dicks, who are also 6'2", oxbridge firsts earning 75k at 22 etc all browse an obscure corner of an anime imageboard on a sunday afternoon

>>77491860
no

any cactus man in

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>ERRA
>Too Close To Touch
>Dayshell
>Beartooth
>Pierce The Veil
>Sleeping With Sirens
>Memphis May Fire
>Dance Gavin Dance

>>77491860
barely, remember the early '00s more

t. 1993

>>77491635
it sounds like a parody of these insane social media bints but 100% real
apparently when the EMT showed up she turned on the theatrics

>>77491635
Put the fucking phone down when you drive, cunts

>5'7
>average dick
>average intelligence
>average face

ahh yes, australia

>>77491818
all lies

>>77491809
definitely true

>>77491789
only half right

>>77491868
absolute bullshit

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>universities aren't marxi-

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>>77491871
>>77491876

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>>77491876
look! look kids there he is, do you see him?
woooow, he's more average than I imagined!

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>>77491876
I am 6'6 with an 8 incher lmao keep crying

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>>77491896

>>77491912
>before and afterwards moving to Canada

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im adequate at seducing women if i have a lot of time to slowly wear them down and use other aspects of my personality to interest them. and even then im a bit of awkward sperg at times

but being able to seduce women in a short time-frame such as on a night out? that part of my brain is missing i guess.

plus im moderately shy, introverted and quiet. good at conversing once initiated but unable to start conversations myself for the most part. unfortunately women expect men to take the lead in all that business and i dont imagine they find a lack of confidence attractive.

all of that results in a fairly lonely life im afraid lads. probably wont ever be happy and will probably live and die alone.

>>77491876
Are you suggesting that this place is full of insecure bullshitters who are desperate to convince themselves they're extra special, but as they're essentially anonymous they never really have to prove their extraordinary claims?

>>77490787
agreed

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>>77491876
hilarious how no one even mentioned height or oxbridge in the dick size conversation but you're so insecure you brought them up without prompting

>>77491896
>6'5
>below average dick
>above average intelligence
>above average face
>fat with no social skills

america

>>77491950
didn't read one word but what kind of snek is this?

>>77491871
i'm 9 inches.

cry moar dicklet

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I set off running
To wake from the dream
My brother's rifle
Went into the sheen
I kept on running
Into the south lands
That's where they found me
My head in my hands

The sheriff he asked me
Why had I run
And then it come to me
Just what I had done
And all for no reason
Just one piece of lead
I hung my head
I hung my head

>>77491950
FONT

got 1300 on my SAT

>>77491950

>being able to seduce women in a short time-frame

you're not good looking enough. simple as. if you're good looking you can say ANYTHING and still have women eating out of the palm of your hand

Let's Not Meet is a decent subreddit laddos

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>>77491912
before and after university

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>s-six foot THREE!? t-that's impossible stop lying
>O-oxford? that doesn't even exist

spotted a newcunt straight off the reddit boat>>77491969

>>77491912
remember that part in the communist manifesto which tells girls to wear feminist t shirts and get big earrings? me too

Imagine lying about your dick on an anonymous forum

>>77491996
no, what i meant is that i receive female attention most nights i go out clubbing but im too spergy to do anything about it.

>>77491994
Cool.

Enjoy your greek humanities degree from (insert NE liberal college) and $30k job after graduating

>>77491635
what the fuck is wrong with this bint

why does she give no shit that her sister is dead? why is she live streaming it?
hope she gets sent to prison for manslaughter or w/e desu

>>77492020
>falling for the /pol/ false flag

brainlets

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>>77491950
same thing for me really. i've also come to the conclusion that i'll most likely be alone forever. not sure what it is about me but 99.9% of women are not interested. im tall, moderately attractive, look after myself, have friends, have hobbies, have a job but for whatever reason im perpetually alone. pretty sure it isnt my personality as i dont think im a twat and i have plenty of friends. im a bit shy but not hugely.
i suppose it doesnt matter what the reason is because its a reality for me regardless.

i guess not everyone can be happy, otherwise happiness wouldn't be a sought after state of being and i guess im going to be one of those people who will never be happy and will probably live and die alone.

babestation noises lad is here again. he's always easy to spot when he loses his shit cos people don't believe him. lmao

>>77492022
>>77491912
this is just normies being ~fashionable~ and easily impressionable by their peers
to blame this on some sort of jewish conspiracy is just silly

dont remeber what i got on the sat

>>77492025
kek

broke the iq test

>>77492036

FONT get a grip you sad sack of shit

>>77492053
adrenaline + shock makes you do irrational things

broke the scales

>>77492035
You can be anything you want to be on an anonymous Chinky tie-dye board, mate. So why not be exceptional?

>>77492053
she's clearly in shock

any stoke lads on, moved here for work a few months ago and still don't know the area that well, have decided I want a Sunday roast next week. Recommend a good pub, none of that Toby carvery shite please

>>77492084
guess they didn't think it would go into single figures wahey

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>can i quick-*brap*-ly come in a-*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*-nd use your toile-*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*-t?

IQ test? completed it mate

tights tights tights

>>77492053
High af on drugs, mate

>>77492074
why is the administration at most universities comprised of a disproportionate amount of jews that want to push their leftist agenda?

>>77492096
>>77492105
>adrenaline + shock makes you live stream your sisters death and say shite like "we dead up in here" as you pose for a selfie with her still warm corpse
nah fuck off

>>77492126
did you pass?

4chan? posted there already mate

>>77492140
I think if you did the statistics you'd find that's not the case

America is only more depressing than Britain if you go to the shit places

me:

5.8 inch dick
5'9
Oxbridge
no income

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>>77492119
just shit on my chest, miss

>>77492038
Didn't go to college. Wasn't really interested in the indoctrination sessions. Didn't want to spend years building debt with no credit before I started bringing in actual money. Work at the family businesses instead.

australia? already completed it mate

>>77492166
whats the best place in america then smartypants

Dad 52 divorced. hate phimo. hatle turtlemong. they're the same person. not lying just telling the truth. simple as.

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>>77492166
The entirety of Britain is shit and depressing outside this area and select upper-middle holiday areas

>>77492148
yeah full marks mate

>>77492053
she was clearly drunk driving too and also on her phone at the time.
but this is the age we live in, people are more concerned about keeping the show on than reality. her sister was like a dead goldfish or a broken toy, meaningless in the end for her.
you can hear them say stuff along the lines of "oh shit you're going to go to jail" and so on before she goes "live" again to shake her severely injured sister for dramatic effect.

when the police and ambulance showed up she cranked up the tears and will probably get a slap on the wrist for being "emotionally distraught".
she couldn't even look away from her phone for a second to her sister

its pretty cyberpunk desu
just be careful because next time you get t-boned by some vapid shithead they will film you for facebook likes dying on the ground instead of calling an ambulance.

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>>77492165
*does the statistics*

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>Wasn't really interested in the indoctrination sessions

>>77492202
ree there are plenty of nice places in London outside that

>hello, my name is John Smith and I live in an upper-working class area of England
>I have brown hair and brown eyes
>I'm 5'10
>my willy is 5.5x5 inches
>I achieved okay GCSEs and A-levels and went straight into work at an estate agent and earn £25,000
>I have one holiday a year to the costa del sol and

>>77492218
this means nothing

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suck it up bigots

>>77492218
jesus fucking christ

>>77492105
ah yes the resident /brit/ doctor can clearly see shes in shock. Clearly

>>77492209
what's it out of?

6'0
7.3"
Rustlers with masters in engineering
VERY inteligent
High income
built like a brick shithouse

not a lie in those 6 lines

>>77492223
t. tricked into massive debt at a young age

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>this means nothing

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>>77492247
an accurate description of the Deano Bradley poster

>>77492146
you've clearly never been in a situation like that so jog on

>>77492218
>students

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they said today was going to thunderstorm but it hasn't even rained

fuck the bbc

>>77492022
It's incredibly easy to avoid all the political shit at uni

>>77492110
know there's some of you runts on

>>77492292
>fuck the bbc

Most women would if they could

>>77492218
purely coincidental

>>77492223
that isn't a fedora

>>77492262
debtless, in university, studying STEM
try again brainlet

>>77492310
hello yank

>>77492308
Shit

Is Cara trans?

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>>77492260
>VERY inteligent
>inteligent

>>77492310
epic!

>>77492290
can't really find anything about the makeup of the professors and administration at unis but I suspect they follow the same pattern as students

>Seven Apostrophe Eight
>Twelve Point Five Quotation Mark

>>77492328
genetic defects

>>77492258
5

>>77492292
I think summer rain is harder to predict

>whites score higher than blacks on iq tests? heh, that's just how it is kiddo, get over it
>jews score higher than whites? reee they're filthy cheaters and manipulators plotting to take over the world