This positively flummoxes the Mediterranean

>>77490227
CHI

>sweets with fried eggs
*vomit png*

>>77490227
How can my feeble croissant shaped mediterranean stomach endure such a heavy war-like barbarian breakfast?

>>77490227
that's at least 600kcal worth of food and you fat fucks eat it for breakfast

>>77490319
You can't, and that's why Germans run the EU

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sweet and salty in the same plate is really not muh thing.

how much does a meal like this cost

>bacon and eggs touching the syrup
really makes me hhmmmm

can't ever eat anything more than a bowl of cereal for breakfast

>>77490502
My favorite breakfast place costs about 12-15 per meal, not like the OP but either eggs and homefries combos or big scrambles and hashes.

>>77490591
Kellogg's was founded by a Seventh-Day Adventist who believed that sweet and spicy food caused people to masturbate and that by making them eat bland corn flakes for breakfast he could brainwash them out of sinning.

>>77491399
Does it work?

>>77490649

what I posted in here

>>77490386

costs 2€ for coffee + toast with olive oil or tomato or butter plus 3€ for a orange juice, so basically 5€ if you want it all.

>>77490227
>wake up in the morning
>waste time cooking while still half asleep
Fuck that

>>77490227
>Sweet oladyi with bacon and eggs.

>>77491759
Totally, I stopped masturbating and exclusively fuck boxes of cereal now!

>>77492016
Is that a codeword for a thin woman in Northern-Northern America?

>>77490227
Kek, you have dinner at 5 like an old person.

>>77490227
>mfw the yuropoor is unaware of chicken and waffles
makes me sad

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>those days where you have to wake up extra early to visit some other city/town for a day for one reason or the other, so you stop at the local fancy pastry shop for a coffee and a sweet local pastry like pic related for breakfast, just fresh out of the oven in a cold morning.

That's always the best part, and they are always incredible.

>>77496246
That looks good, but gay

>>77490227
You'll find similar things everywhere (ham-like devices, simple flour cakes/breads with some sweetening agent, and eggs are fairly universal), but only the Anglosphere would put them on the same plate. This is the (abridged version of) the meal that conquered the world.

>>77496246
>those days when you have to wake up extra early to visit some other city/town for a day so you casually go to Belém and wait in line for 40 minutes for an overpriced meme pastel
Classic

>>77496297
Maybe if you stopped eating dicks for breakfast you'd understand

>>77490227
but i love that

All they need for brekkie is a smoke and coffee

>>77496338
Eh, that's just the first picture I picked, I didn't mean those in particular. It's a bit memey, but the whole "pastel de nata and a coffee" works at any fancy pastry shop, roadside tasca or local bakery.

Tentúgal pastéis are the best pastéis. Queijadas de Coimbra too.

>>77496297
Pastels are God Tier. The magical skydaddy himself reveres the custard tart, especially early in the morning, and especially with espresso/cortado/a small coffee.

>>77496438
Se não vendias a tua mãe por um kilo de cornucópias ou és espanhol ou és paneleiro

>>77496531
Foda-se, nunca provei. São de onde? Parecem deliciosas.

>>77496473
Pastel means "pastry". You mean Pastel de Nata (or Pastel de Belém, if you're a pretentious cunt).

>>77496600
>Parecem deliciosas
Uma delicia?

>>77496600
>Foda-se, nunca provei. São de onde? Parecem deliciosas.
Acho que são doces conventuais genéricos, mas as melhores que costumo comer são de Alcobaça. Não sei se são típicas de lá.

>>77496687
Sim.

>>77496694
O google diz que sim. Não costumo lá passar.

Cada canto deste país tem o seu próprio doce, com as Beiras/Coimbra tendo a maior variedade.

Is buttermilk sold anywhere in europe?
You'd have a hard time making proper pancakes without it

>>77496246
>>77496297
Its p. much the same in Spain
>Coffe (or a cocoa beverage)
>Croissant or small snack or whatever

>>77496600
Things get fucked up when the English get a hold of them.

If you were to say "Pasteis" in Toronto, you might get a weird look. "Pasteis de Nata" obviously gets you exactly what you want from the Portuguese community, but "Egg-tart", "Custard-tart", and oddly enough "Pastels" as much of a butchery as that is, seem to get the point across.

Three cheers for appropriation!

>>77496863
Coffee + sweet is very common in all of the western romance countries.

We get te extra memey local egg-based desert served with them, from our many many convents during the middle ages and our monopoly in sugar trade. I imagine you guys have similar stuff.

These northern Euros cucks like to boast a lot at how much money they earn but they forget that they do it just to spend 15-30 days of the year where we live all the time, and we've been perfecting the culinary arts ever since they were still in mud huts.

>>77496871
They are the only ones with any international projection (even if not that common, still), so you might as well.

Although "Natas" should be fairly easy to say, and that's also what we call them here most of the time.

>>77490582
Pork colliding with syrup is a criminally underrated taste sensation.

>>77491399
He's also why Americans circumcise their children, as it was believed that the absence of a foreskin would make masturbating difficult or even impossible.

I'm not even making this up, I couldn't even if I wanted to. The Americans mutilate their children because a fucking cereal brand told them to.

>>77497015
>that's also what we call them here most of the time.
Northcuck detected ;)

>>77497133
This

Brotugal - it's time: custard tarts with spicy ham on top. If you won't do it, I will.

>>77497488
No, the custards are too eggy.

Melon + Presunto is fucking great, though.

>>77497510
That's like cheating though... but, melon wedge with a piquant blue cheese stuffed into a fig with a bit of something like a tarragon gastrique, wrapped in something prosciutto-esque, skewered and quickly torched or roasted.

I'm going to sewer a beer and contemplate actually eating something today.

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if you can't eat all this you are probably a muslim

>>77497660
>English "food"
I'm not saying you're wrong though: in England anyone who doesn't eat filth on a regular basis is probably a tourist or a muslim.

>>77497739
paki confirmed

>>77497660
Crisp up the mushrooms, and change the red sauce for brown sauce, and I'm on that like a priest at recess.

>>77497623
>melon wedge with a piquant blue cheese stuffed into a fig with a bit of something like a tarragon gastrique, wrapped in something prosciutto-esque, skewered and quickly torched or roasted
North America is truly the land of culinary cringe

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>>77490227
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal breakfast looks like.
>>77496246
Looks good lad.

>>77497873
I dunno man, you're a lot closer to anything Adria's ever touched than I am.

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Full English is superior

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>>77496827

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>>77497660
>>77498069

>>77498580
pleb

>>77498190
perfecto

>>77490227
>sweet syrup and pancakes on the same plate as eggs and bacon
>all of that for breakfast
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>77498069
>>77497660
those look great though

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>>77490227
>>77498069

>burnt edges on the eggs

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polish breakfast

>>77498915
yeah you're supposed to flip the eggs and cook them both sides, not just leave them on the pan for the underside to burn the upside to be cold

>>77498069
Anglos are the masters of breakfast

>>77497908
>American saying lad

Cringe

>>77498923
I like Polish sausage

Why not put the pancakes and the honey/syrup in another plate?

It's disgusting to mix them with bacon and eggs.

Besides that I don't have a problem with the food itself but eating so much as soon as you wake up makes me fell ill.

>>77498942
>flip the eggs and cook them both sides
FOY

>>77499153
everybody I know does that

>>77499228
That's haram.

You just get the spoon and flick the hot poil onto the top to cook the remaining runny bits of whites if you seriously need to.

>>77499026
hot

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>>77499105
Because it's delicious

>>77499583
what's the white thing on top of the pancake?

>>77499786
butter

>>77499953
i was afraid it was vanilla ice cream, not too bad

>mixing sweets with meat
this is how you spot someone that has no taste at all

>>77490227
>flummoxes
learnt a new word,thanks

>>77496246
>pasteis
fucking hell. I ate way too many while I was in Sao Paulo

100% natural

>>77496044
And you have dinner at midnight like a college burn out with no job in the morning and no future to speak of.

Eat breakfast. Sleep early. This is how you become a first world country.

>>77505843
We have dinner around 8 pm you shartmeister.

>>77497844
Why the fuck would you have tomato sauce and beans on the same plate?

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>>77490227
>yes goyim, eating healthy's for schliemels, if you wanna be a first world country you gotta be wider than you are tall and get a quadruple bypass at age 24... my uncle Herschel's an excellent heart surgeon, heh heh, now eat up cattle!

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>>77500206
I am a Roman.

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>>77507370
Shut it down!

>>77492136
>a thin woman in Northern-Northern America
>>>/x/

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>>77490227
This is the most average breakfast here, at least for center/southern Spain and the med coast, not sure about northern Spain. Some people add iberian ham.

>>77497908
Ass-backwards. Eat the big meal in the morning to give you energy, and have what you posted as a midday snack.

>>77498923
No black bread?

>>77509032
No blacks in Poland, unlike in the US.

>>77509257
Non sequitur

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Proper breakfast consists of porridge, preferably with lingonsylt. The only acceptable alternative is filmjölk with müsli.

American breakfasts are good
Yuros are missing out on that one

>>77490227
This is why America is nearing its end.

>>77511937
Thank you leaf ally, timbits are a blessing

>>77512060
t. juan gonzolez

>>77490227
That's a nice lunch, a bit heavy though.

Put some rice and exchange the bacon for real meat

>>77497660
Now you're just making shit up.

>put a lot of unrelated shit together and call it a dish

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>>77512741
What to you expect from Bongs tampering with food? Skillet breakfasts are where it's at

>>77512831
That's clearly lunch, not breakfast.

>>77513045
Then why does it have eggs? Checkmate atheists.

>>77513063
Fried eggs are not breakfast food. Nothing you fry is breakfast food.

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The Israeli Breakfast looks really nice, but I would feel like a loser with no friends making a salad first thing in the morning just to eat by myself. Better to smear peanut butter on a raisin bagel and make my morning shitposts on /int/

>>77512741
>making shit up
it's all common farm food that is available to peasants

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>>77513094
I am immune to your Swedish lies.

>>77513100
That's just an ideal dream world Israeli breakfast. Just like the generic Euro breakfast is three croissants, with butter, ham, cheese and seven types of jam, a couple of bread rolls, two glasses of orange juice, an apple and a banana, and yet people just some toast or whatever.

>>77513140
Breakfast should primarily consist of some form of dairy product and something made of cereal grains. The only way to include eggs in your breakfast is to boil them.

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>>77513264
I-is oatmeal acceptable?

>>77507899
Spot on. Thats the best breakfast

>>77513246
That's the same everywhere. No one is eating a short stack, two eggs, and three slices of bacon everyday. Most people have toast or oatmeal with coffee.

>>77490375
germans eat trash breakfasts too
all of europe does except for ireland and the uk.

>>77513264
Fried foods are actually best to eat in the morning when you are given all day to digest them.

>>77513264
Autism. Why can't Swedes eat omelettes?

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In America, Dutch infants are eaten for breakfast

>>77513393
Yeah everyone, let's all take advice regarding healthy eating habits from the Americans!

>>77513401
Swedes are use to eating fish paste and fish eyes.
They have the worst food in Europe, even worse than English food. Because even a full english breakfast is tasty. Fish paste with porridge is trash.

>>77513423
Why are you so rude

>>77513423
Shouldn't you be in bed Alberto?

>>77513432
Allow me to interject for a moment, they put the fish paste on hardboiled eggs and cucumbers. Lingonberry goes in porridge.

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>>77513345
Looks like porridge. Porridge is good, strong men eat porridge. What's the difference between oatmeal, porridge and gruel anyway?

>>77513454
I really should, but the Caliphate doesn't run itself, whitey.

>>77490227
Were I am if you get this type of breakfast it's always called something like the "Farmers Feast" or something similar is it the same in the US?

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Cornmeal mush with brown sugar and butter, das it mane

I always wondered if normal sized people eat full breakfasts like this everyday

I cant imagine anyone a healthy weight doing this and also eating 2 other meals

>>77513488
I'm not sure desu. I think oatmeal is a kind of porridge and gruel may refer to the texture

>>77490227
>no grits
>no biscuits with sausage gravy
dirty dumb yankee scum

>>77513517
>load of simple carbs, fat, and miniscule protein
why

>>77513551
literally just eat smaller lunch and dinner

>>77513551
When I ate twice a day, once (lunch and dinner) I gained about 20 pounds. When I ate a big breakfast and a light lunch/dinner I ended up losing 10lbs. The only issue is, if you eat a big breakfast it drives your metabolism mad and you are hungry all day.

>>77513603
>I plan my meals with a textbook and a calculator because I'm an autistic robot instead of just having what I like
And yet, you're still an obese shart dispenser. The world really isn't fair, is it?

>>77513640
Why do you keep bullying me in this thread? Please stop, I've never done anything to you or Portugal.

And I'm not obese, I'm 191cm and 77kg

There is literally no reason to eat more than one meal a day and not fast the other 23 hours

>>77513695
Mash'allah

>>77513674
>Why do you keep bullying me in this thread?
Every Portuguese flag in this thread is a different anon. If you want a website where you can identify different users, reddit might be more to your liking.

>>77498580
AAAAAAAAAAAAJ pero si eso es una bandeja paisa

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Literally the best it gets. You may not like it, but this is what peak breakfast looks like.

>>77513892
I hope that is toasted, you pleb

>>77513892
Needs a glass of milk to wash it down

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>>77490227
How shit is that compared to a Full English, fucking LMAO

>no baked beans
>no sausages
>no hash browns

Fucking D-R-O-P-P-E-D

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I am Greek.

>>77513906
>>77513920
These are so obvious I didn't feel the need to mention them.

I ain't no breakfast-idiot.

>>77513939
what's that in the middle with the grill marks and why are there chicken nuggets for breakfast

>>77513939
>Beans and tomatoes for breakfast

And they say Brits are"civilized".

>>77514050
That's Danish Bacon and those aren't chicken nuggets, they're hash Browns.

>>77514050
>what's that in the middle with the grill marks
Bacon. Real bacon. You've never seen real bacon before, have you? Instead you have the shitty stuff, the stuff that's literally half fat.

>why are there chicken nuggets for breakfast
Those are hash browns. Tasty, delicious hash browns. Did you know that hash browns were invented in Britain?

>>77514129
>maple syrup for breakfast
And they say yanks are civilised... oh wait, no they don't.

>>77514186
>Danish Bacon
It's BRITISH bacon you dumb cunt.

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>Europeans are eating breakfast right now while you are just sitting here like a chump going to bed.

>>77514552
Yeah, Europeans are eating breakfast at 4 AM.

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>cook two eggs
>stack them on my plate
>the bottom one is overcooked by the time I get to it

>all these fancy and sweet breakfasts
>not just eating two pieces of bread with ham and milk/coffee on the side

>>77507594
Yanks on suicide watch

>>77490227
Are you unironically eating honey with eggs and bacon?

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>>77515677
Do I look like some bydlo? This maple syrup country, boy.

>>77515740
What does maple syrup even taste like?

>>77515800
maple

>>77515883
What the fuck is a maple?

>>77514552
When you made your post, it was 6:41am in Perm, Russia - a city that is right next to the Ural Mountains, the easternmost bound of Europe.

And it was 2:41am here in Britain, in the westernmost time zone of Europe.

So no. You fucking idiot.

>>77515903
A tree that fucking leafs grow on.

>>77515084
Very practical, Norge.

>>77515930
We don't have maple trees over here. We're too civilised for such New World affectations.

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>>77511902
I eat this on daily basis while living in Goteborg.

>>77498915
This

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In Mexico we have a vast variety of food to choose from (breakfast/lunch/dinner).

This one "Huevos Rancheros" is one of the most popular one tho, at least in my State.

>>77490227
that's more like brunch

>>77497248
This is fucking true and this is the reason why I'll be forever pissed off.
When I'm in hell I'll meet with Kellogg and rip his fucking dick out.

>>77516111
my ex girlfriends mother once made me huevos rancheros, was p good.

haha time to kill myself because I fucked that up

>>77515948
grim

>>77498580
kys, it looks goddamn tasty

>>77515800
It's a sugar syrup but there's a totally pleasant and natural unique flavor on top, like how honey has its own profile compared to simple sugar. I have to admit that sometimes I'll pour a spoon and eat it alone. Having it over french toast is a game changer