/brit/

>>77489306
fuckk of weaIFU MONG

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>>77488948
this man is a true Timologist

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West Berkshire

Got the ol' stim shits

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what you looking at?

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>>77489348
>...

>>77489332
used to live in newbury

unexpected item in the bagging area

really need a bf lads

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>"Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?" Do you know which ‘philosopher’ said that? Bane. And people say he's just a big guy.”

>>77489348
genuinely frightening image

when your isp says "Unlimited" it just means there's no cap, just don't take the piss and download a terrabyte of data in a week

just got called a DPD driver in buckinghamshire

>>77489363
aha yes lad

born and raised

love tim. hate tim's bullies

>>77489371
Hate Ricky to be honest

unironically still have aol internet

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>>77489369
unexpected item in the bogging area

>>77489348
got a few razor burns there timbo

>>77489384
fuck off tim

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So I'll ask again - which ISP should I go for ?

Don't want to have a runt cap

Don't want to be throttled on my new "superfast unlimited" connection like a deano

>>77489383
st barts or park house? they may not even exist any more. left newbury when i was 15 or so.

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>>77489332
West Midlands

>>77489405
already told you this twat

virgin

>>77489394
he was alri when younger

>>77489376
I download 4k porn movies at 50-60gb a pop

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>>77489348
>>77489362
who would win in a fight

>>77489396
yelping

>>77489407
barts lad, both exist still just i heard barts is a shithole now

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>You don’t see big guys like those much nowadays.

>You can still find 'em.

A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Whitey's on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Whitey's on the moon?)
I was already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that shit wasn't enough
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for Whitey on the moon?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hm! Whitey's on the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Whitey on the moon)
I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Whitey on the moon)

Just watched that CIA bane plane thing

Was it supposed to be funny because it's poorly made? I don't get it

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Do you guys have this?

>>77489435
this would make a great psychological horror

>>77489440
i heard the same about park house lel

>>77489405
BT

you can change your IP with virgin so a ban means a ban

BT you just reset your router and it changes your IP instantly

Virgin have static IPs so if you get banned you need to actually serve out the length of the ban. Nightmarish.

>>77489396
post the pic of her crying
makes me howl

>grow up in a household that had cable from the late 90s

>move recently (closer to the city mind you)

>forced to go on ADSL like a third worlder because I live in a country with a cable duopoly controlled by two equally autistic companies

ahh yes, fuck you Telstra and Optus. The NBN can't reach me soon enough.

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>BANE?
>just an example of the laughs we have here

>>77489405
I don't know mate, I live in Hull. We can literally only get one single ISP here: Kingston Communications. They have a monopoly. Not bad internet though, 100mb speed, 200gb limit. Reasonable price. Just don't fuck them off because if you're on their shit list, you're not getting internet. Simple as.

>>77489467
charcuterie?

No of course not

>>77489435
He's a big guy.

>>77489458
hello welcome to 4chan

>>77489467
cured meat? of course we do idiot. i imagine most cultures do.

>>77489405
>>77489419
not him I've got virgin now and it's been down 4 days lmao

unfortunately they're all shit and all have different throttles unless you live in London and can afford that hyperoptic shite

>>77489474
just phonepost when that happens hehe

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>>77489479

>>77489396
was fucking hilarious seeing that pic in one of tims vids.

>>77489458
it's not exceptionally badly done . could be better but just jarring because he insisted on practical effects when we're used to polished CG

>>77489499
you only get throttled if you're being silly

mad to think the dentist remains completely oblivious to all this tim-posting business

he probably just figured he had a crazy neighbour for a while before he moved on to wherever and probably doesn't even give it any thought and gets on with running his practice

>>77489498
saucisson specifically

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>>77489512
the gimmicks are merging at unseen speeds

>>77489541
oui, you can get it on deli counters

>>77489492
all sounds a bit fishy to me, living in hull must be bad enough without having to put up with that

>>77489520
dentists are super busy probably hardly noticed tim except for appointments

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>>77489499
That's exactly what I thought

Why is our internet so shit lads

The south koreans have it 100x faster and half the cost

>>77489517
it's fucking awfully done
not just practically, the dialogue is terrible. I actually forget that it's in a batman film half the time

>>77489541
yeh im pretty sure i've seen it in supermarchés.

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>>77489543
>sara saved a photo of timmy to her PC
currently dying with laughter

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>>77489467
Yes

>>77489557
>Why is our internet so shit lads
uhhhhhh the government
*taps my pen on the desk*

downloading the rolling stone 500
going to spend a month learning them all because i had no childhood and don't know any songs

>>77489543
1. does she think all of 4chan is talking about her?
2. does she think time posts here?

why does everyone have depression nowadays

feels like some kind of attack with a contagious virus

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> If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Pavel, CIA...
>I'd go Smee, Maimen, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.

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>>77489474
I don't get banned anymore
I only post in /brit/ and janny doesn't dare enter so it's comfy

>>77489470
probably desu

actually wonder if trinity is a good school now

Why pretend that men are literally anything other than shit. Like the things they have bad were brought on by, u guessed it, men

going to send Tim a letter demanding he send me his lunch money.

>>77489575
good post this one

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>>77489458
newtwat hothead

>>77489518
You known console games are coming in at 100GB+ now ?

UK ISPS think people just use the internet for facebook and will fuck you over

>>77489520
reminder that The Dentist is a minor local celebrity in Marlow

https://twitter.com/search?q=vinay%20belur&src=typd

Also looks like he's moved on from Dentalign and gone into business for himself this year

http://belurorthodontics.co.uk/

>>77489585
because we're not exploring new frontiers
there's nothing left to research
nothing to do
everything's pointless

>>77489560
explain why the previous 2 aren't nearly as bad

oh wait you can't.

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Is Tim aware of /brit/'s existence?

>>77489621
not saying it's not funny I just don't get it

>>77489585
it's the jews maaaaan

>>77489622
just buy things on discs

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>>77489458

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bed time for young turtle
work in the morning

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bPQt55AS4

>>77489622
No they just use it to further scam people by making them use super expensive plans, YouTubers often have to do this

>>77489636
no

>>77489652
Oh I do. Always. But it would be nice to actually patch these broke games they push out

>>77489627
>we don't rape and kill people who are technologically weaker than us anymore
Good.

>>77489659
Good night lad.

>>77489548
Living in Hull is fine as long as you're in a decent bit of the city. The rough parts are really rough, but the nice parts are as nice as any British city I've been to (except York), and I've seen probably 5 or 6 cities. Fairly notoriously shit ones though: Birmingham, Bristol, Leeds, Dover... Hull can be as good as any of those.

>data caps

extremely grim

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>>77489492
>Download limit

Tragic, even for Hull

>>77489647
this but unironically

>yanks

https://twitter.com/search?q=Dunkirk%20subtitles&src=typd

>>77489669
So all the people I see talking about torrenting films are either spending £100 a month on internet or they're all yanks ?

Business idea: someone tells Tim that /brit/ exists and just watch the shitstorm unfold

>>77489713
i always thought dunkirk was a place in scotland

>>77489662
kino

>>77489725
what. I torrent on the cheapest unlimited talktalk plan no problem

>>77489701
I can go over it, but it costs a quid a gigabyte, so not worth it.

>>77489713
Trainspotting is much better with subtitles

>>77489735
I don't think he knows how to post on 4chan
I think it'd just be like the mexican poster except slightly less coherent

when are we going to get good internet

they already have 1000mb internet in europe for £20 a month and we are stuck with 30mb shit for £40 a month

>>77489743
So you get 3 or 4 films a month and thats it

>>77489557
Updating infrastructure is harder than making new infrastructure. Not impossible but harder. It's why we're falling behind the up and coming tech centres except in places with so much money they can do it (massive cities and silicon valley type areas).

There could be deranged Africans posting pictures of you and making memes of you RIGHT NOW

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>I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he filed a flight plan with the agency, he'd come up starting his own fire.

do americans truly have culture?

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>>77489636
tim was the original founder of /brit/ driven mad by his own creation

>>77489512
haha when was this?

the batman plane scene dialogue isn't bad not great but everything sounds stupid when you repeat it like a meme

>>77489762
We will be stuck on 25/5 for the next 15 years thanks to the moron Liberals.

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>>77489803

>>77489492
based free market

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WE

>>77489803
yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Feer-qmYt9I

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much in the same way girls don't approve of men of short stature and/or with small penises, I dissaprove of women with small breasts and/or boyish hips

Hellothisistimothyjamesbyrnepostingon4chanitiscurrently2:13pmjuly23rd
*pans to tv*
I've recently come across, watch this, I've recently, see, this what's that? People are posting pictures of me unbelievable. They said there were DPD. and what's this? bums. Why, why am I holding a minigun?

FUCKING LIBTARDS

>>77489823
connor doran

>>77489829
'llo 'gger

>>77489627
>there's nothing left to research
welp better close all the unis

>>77489823
howling
connor you little ledge!!

>rap on Heart FM

FUCK
OFF
GOLD
BERG

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>>77489806

>Under the previous 2013 Government. 93% of Australian premises were going to get FTTP.

Now most of us will be stuck with FTTN.

>>77489826
Semites come from Africa (Ethiopia) so she does have a point.

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>>77489806
It's one of the most nonsensical scenes ever written in a serious work of fiction. The entire movie is a terrible schlock.

>>77489826
whiteys claiming jesus to be white is a lot more pathetic

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>>77489749

>>77489823
tempted to send tim some pics of the commie slags with some letters written on it
maybe I'll forge a letter claiming to be in love with him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletics_at_the_1904_Summer_Olympics_%E2%80%93_Men%27s_marathon

the absolute state

>>77489870
>Heart FM
FUCK
OFF
DEANO

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>>77489782
we're dripping with it

>>77489874
if i could go back in time i'd vote labor

literally don't care if we're in debt, just want good internet

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>>77489828
MOUSE ON THE SCREEN
COWARDLY IDIOTS HAVE TO HACK ME

>>77489870
>listening to normie turbopleb fm

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pay £50 a month for just 78mb internet on its own and barley get speeds over 70mb because I'm too far from the box

why are we so cucked?

>he doesn't live near his telephone exchange

lmao enjoy poverty tier speeds

always listen to smooth fm when driving

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>>77489864

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it's raining heavily lads :3

build a house up on that ass thats an ass-tate

>>77489909
someone send this image to tim

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>>77489874
>tfw FTTP next month
>tfw when I move back to Aus I will also have FTTP

>>77489889
>>77489908
literally a 70s channel. Capital is the spastic normie one

deepy surprised that /tv/ hasn't been spamming tom hardy's role in dunkirk
had bane written all over it, I swear he was even doing the voice over the radio

>>77489928
:3

wish it rained heavily here

>>77489887
>The first to arrive at the finish line was American runner Fred Lorz, who had actually dropped out of the race after nine miles and hitched a ride back to the stadium in a car, waving at spectators and runners alike during the ride. When the car broke down at the 19th mile, Lorz re-entered the race and jogged across the finish line.[6] Hailed as the winner, he had his photograph taken with Alice Roosevelt, daughter of then-U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt, and was about to be awarded the gold medal when his subterfuge was revealed.

>>77489890
man alive

You know how they've made current account switching easier in the last few years

Is there a similar service for changing your ISP?

>>77489930
>ass
foy

why do normies get so uptight about train suicides just because they have to watch it ? yeah forget about the person who was driven to do it and is not dead fuck sake

>>77489938
>listening to ANY commercial FM radio station
fuck off deano

>>77489928
x

>>77489945
it's ok, the ground is already soaked with the blood of palestinians

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Blood, sweat and bio-oil

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anybody want to give me a quote for construction I can pass to tim?

Lads, each decade has popular gimmicky music genres that appear suddenly, attract normies and then disappear again just as quickly. I decided to come up with a list so feel free to add a few:

>70s
Disco, Northern soul

>80s
Hair/speed metal,

>90s
Grunge metal, drum and bass

>00s
Pop punk, emo, nu-metal, rap with very prominent elements of conspicuous consumption

>10s
Dubstep, trap, mumble rap

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>>77489926
can't imagine living in a rainlet country
torrential rain is super comfy

suicidal people should be killed

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>>77489890
that is not real rastling

>>77489938
thats like comparing channel 5 and itv

need someone to use their willy like a shower head and rain cum on my face

>>77489972
clown college

>>77489962
>not dead
I think a train suicide would make them dead sweaty x

>>77489972
no

>>77489958
not really it's a pain in the arse and sometimes you're without internet for 2 weeks+

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>I was going "your masked men are shit," he got aggressive and I went beserk
>did you shoot him?
>he'd have been thrown out that plane
>he's pretty big mate
>yeah? against the CIA? What did he actually say about us?
>Just slagging you off, I said your mercenaries are little slugs, little slugs with no flight plan and you're just jealous that we grabbed doctor Pavel before you. And I tell you what- on a serious note, if it did kick off between me and him, get out, I don't want you lot getting hurt it's not worth it
>I'll step in if you want
>nah this'll be big guy shit mate but cheers

dubstep peaked in 2007/2008

>>77489962
Not gonna tell anyone how to do it, but that's a bad way to do it, very inconsiderate. Imagine being the poor cunt who's got to clean that up. Bits of ribcage and leg and half a head all scattered along the track. Talk about grim.

>>77490000
substitute t for w. thicko

>>77489887
> Hicks received several doses of strychnine sulfate (a common rat poison, which stimulates the nervous system in small doses) mixed with brandy. He continued to battle onwards, hallucinating, barely able to walk for most of the course. When he reached the stadium his support team carried him over the line, holding him in the air while he shuffled his feet as if still running. He never ran professionally again. Hicks had to be carried off the track, and might have died in the stadium had he not been treated by several doctors.
real human bean
and a real hero

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>>77490005
hmm, there may be a gap in the market here

>>77489968
his autobiography title?

>>77489996
will happily do that for you x

>>77490014
dubstep never peaked

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>>77490042

>>77490023
you wouldn't be able to get all the companies to work together

they would do anything to screw each other over especially bt sky and virgin

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I have a 5 inch penis

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>rorkes have resorted to arguing with dead people
fucking howling, only way they can win an argument

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ummm wallet inspector

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>>77490051
probably uncircumcised too

>>77490017
Oh no the poor cunt who has to clean it and get paid for it
what about the poor cunt it literally happened to


this is like the 'women are the primary victims of war' comment fucking state of you

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All these moments will be lost in time, like, tears... in bio-oil... time to sing

>>77489958
Yeah you don't need to contact your existing provider anymore

>>77490051
slightly below average

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Still undecided about my choice of ISP

Googling around reveals horror stories about each one jewing customers with charges

i have a 7 inch penis, uncircumcised

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>>77490068
sixth dime dis week

>>77490088
cornetto

>>77490070
FOY

>>77490088
A(nother) gun

>>77490092
no ISP is going to have perfect reviews you stupid cunt

>>77490092
yes everything's terrible
just go with BT

>>77490066
absolute state of humanity

>>77490066
lmao

>>77490050
But surely banks are as competitive, if not more. So how come they got them to work together on the current account thing, and we can't get ISPs to do the same?

>>77489962
>decide to kill yourself
>already decided to traumatise close family members and friends, but also decides to do it in a way that will psychologically damage members of the public
>Furthermore, cause massive inconvenience to rail users

Ah yes, self-centred in life and also in death.

>>77490051
cute
post pics xx
>>77490070
as it should be

>>77490088
a slag gf

>>77490114
post fucking machines

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>>77490068
>>77490102
entertaining posts

lots of my possessions probably have trace levels of cocaine dust on them

>suicide
never seen the point in that unless you're terminally ill

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>>77490105
>>77490132
disgusting

>>77490130
literally couldn't care less about members of the public
only family and friends I care about

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Bum is feeling very gross right now. Can't believe I'm allowed to look at this pic of Alison Brie while my arsehole is in such a state.

>>77490040
fuck off pleb go and listen to little mix

>I never promised to write off student debt

Corbyn is finished

>>77490130
>Oh no an inconvenient commute this surely trumps it all

absolutely fucking state of your priorities

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thinking about all your willies

>>77490169
it's clegg all over again

>>77490154
uncut cocks are anything but disgusting, they're delicious, gorgeous and perfect x

>>77490066
top banter from the tomster there

>>77490175
noo mine is ugly :(

>>77490154
are you jewish? muslim?

>>77490066
>lefties are still going on about trump even after they're dead
There's just no peace from their screeching.

>>77490151
my cards have traces of many different substances lol

>>77490175
love willies ngl

>>77490168
>implying implications
I just don't like dubstep
mostly listen to breaks

>>77490165
good post

Me and a mate from uni are trying to set up a business based around our final year uni project (Computer Science students), have some actual funding lined up (dem Cambridge connections) and everything but the amount of setup/paperwork involved is absolutely a pain in the arse

Don't know how so many people end up doing it

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>>77490167

I'm obsessed with big willies

in all other religions there is a myth of the "fall" of man
only in Christianity does God himself fall into the world

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>>77490165
brie posting is best posting

>>77490169
imagine the cunts who fell for his lies

leftypol well and truly BTFO

they can never show their faces here again

>>77490151
>>77490202
been stopped several times at airport security and had my phone scrubbed for traces

flashback to me earlier that week chopping up fat lines on it
got away with it somehow, maybe they only care about explosive residue

>>77490153
i dont get suiciding because life is really sad or whatever.

i get suiciding out of boredom. say the boredom of a 9 to 5 whilst flatsharing in your 40s. unfortunately if your life is that boring you're probably not going to do anything exciting like jump off a bridge.

>>77490217
you like breaks huh? well hows about this for some breaks

*breaks your face*

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>>77490244
you said we wouldn't be able to show our faces after the landslide

>>77490281
quintessentially catholic

>>77490281
figuratively me

>>77490237
objectively false.
hinduism constantly goes on about the manifestation of god onto earth.

jews also have a scheme about the manifestation of the divine in different parts of life (though its more sophisticated than le god had a kid with this woman but the kid was actually himself and then he decided that the kid version of him should die but then come back to life and then relaly die)

wish I went to an all boys school

>>77490296
you support a populist commie retard who just lies all the time

and you're freely admitting it

what kind of mong are you

>>77490281
a scholar of the teachings of Jesus Christ

why is it so hard to find a watermelon that doesn't taste like absolute ass

>>77490301
a priest or two might have thought the same thing

>>77490174
*poos on your nose*

>>77490324
bent

>>77490169
Correct he said he'd look into it

Hypothetically, what is the efficient way to kill oneself in the UK lads?

>>77490073
>it happened to
You say that like it's an accident, like they had no choice.
>could've left his body in a nice handy, discreet place, away from kids, to be handled only by trained professionals
>nope, decided instead to shower half of his home town in guts and shite, ruining the day for everyone even remotely involved, even people who just want to get a train but now it's fucking late, and possibly traumatising a bunch of little kids as well

Anyone does that, the world won't miss such a cunt. No sympathy.

find it hard to find an ass that doesn't taste like watermelon

>>77490348
ah look it's the corbyn apologist squad aka leftypol out in force

>tfw a cute girl will probably never see your penis.

>>77490350
just go into london and yell "nigger" a few times

>>77490249
They were looking at your phone to see if you're a nonce

>>77490370
have you tried flashing

>>77490350
vote labour and be white

>>77490324
It was fucking horrible and made me terrible with girls why would you want that

jeremi qurban

>>77490377
always wonder why they scan laptops separately

what are they looking for?

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>>77490367
quality fucking post mate, top tier

>>77489468
Call it "The Flat" or "High Wycombe Horror Story"

>>77490354
it's not that easy to kill yourself m8. hanging is the most secluded but it can fail easily

hrmph

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>>77490327
you support a populist capitalist retard who just lies all the time
and you're freely admitting it
what kind of mong are you

>>77490425
Jizya Qur'baan

>>77490350
jumping from somewhere high up

>>77490421
because I'm gay

>>77490440
*Willy just came alive*

>>77490453
don't support tories

they are just new labour

>>77490438
illegal stuff
(because private citizens cannot be trusted to obey the law so everyone must be treated like a criminal)

>>77490438
>The four counts of making indecent images were related to the Protection of Children Act 1978, which interprets viewing images on a computer as making images.The charges were brought after detectives examined Harris's computer and found 33 images of possibly underage models amongst thousands of adult pornographic images.Harris never entered a plea on the charges, as his lawyers argued successfully that the charges should be severed from the twelve sexual assault charges and tried separately. In the aftermath of Harris's conviction, it was reported that his legal team had obtained the identity documents of the models involved, confirming they were adults over eighteen.
>The websites Harris had visited, according to the Internet Watch Foundation, are not known for illegal images of children. The prosecution informed the court that they would not be proceeding with the indecent images charges

why are eastern religions more profound than western ones?

christianity: 'god impregnated a lady who gave birth to him, then he went and died so that bad things people did went away but he then he came back to life again but then he went away

buddhism: there is no permanency in reality, all things are just made up of the temporary meeting of 5 aggregates in different proportions, the false identification with permanence is from which longing emanates and this is thus the cause of misery.

islam/judaism/christianity: a big man in the sky woke up one morning and started making the world and animals and stuff and then he made a man out of some dirt and a woman out of the mans rib but a snake told them to eat an apple so he changed his mind.

hinduism: who can tell and who knows from whence it all came? before it there must have neither been existence nor non-existence. only darkness enveloped in darkness. not even the celestial bodies of the heavens or of nature know truly because they all came after it. perhaps he who surveys it all knows, from whence it all arises, but perhaps he does not.

and so on.

>>77490511
I think you mean "why are abrahamic religions so shit?"

>>77490446
Getting hit by a train isn't perfect. Never mind what it leaves for others to clear up, pick the wrong bit of track, if the train's not going fast enough to kill you, it just leaves you a mangled mess by the track, and a shitting, pissing mess for the next 30 years.

>>77490511
not one word

>>77490574
you've gifted me with a free-of-charge (you) so i'm happy.

Doing a /co/-related upset 2bh

>they scan your laptop files at airports

never heard of this

why does tim always think his pc is being hacked when really it's just a bloated and slow piece of shit that's constantly crashing?

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look at his smug face haha

students BTFO. this is his revenge because he never got a degree

>>77490606
I just don't fly anymore. Too much trouble, rather just make a roadtrip out of it.

>>77490546
it's a lot more certain and that trumps the effect on others

no shit suicide is a selfish act . if it wasn't it would be murder

https://youtu.be/45jZl5Sg0aI?t=828

truly art

>>77490618
Need (((them))) out of business

corbyn is a senile old nigger lover

Are FEMA internment camps real?

>>77490522
>>77490522
>>77490522
>>77490522
>>77490522

>>77490511
Abrahamic religions are a mess
Christianity and Judaism only gained some level of abstraction through contact with Greeks and Persians

classical thought is much more closely related to "eastern" thought that we give it credit for.
the Greeks spoke in depth on the nature of the "void" which I think was far more profound than anything that came after at least until the renaissance and German enlightenment

>>77490242
fuck off yank redditor TWAT