Why is whi*e people food so bland?

>>77488145
they're busy copying everyone else's culture

because we can afford high quality ingredients that do not need insane amounts of spices to cover the rotten taste and make them safe for human consumption

feels good to be first world

>>77488203
this

>be shitskin
>drench everything in spices
>"zomg look how exciting our cuisine is"
ridiculous

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>>77488145
>be very swedish
>this morning ate salted oats with sweetened pickled lingonberries and buttermilk, smoked salted onioned and dilled fish turned into a fatty paste called 'böcklingpastej' on sour dough rye with butter and onion, one cup of 'kokkaffe' which is basically like turkish unfiltered coffee served in an american size cup, one 'prilla' of loose snus aka salted baked tobacco with seasoning, two light boiled eggs with smoked fish eggs (kalles kaviar), and a glass of unsweetened lingonberry juice

>for lunch had a tunnbrödsrulle (thinbread roll) with cured shaved reindeer meat, horse radish, red onion, potato and some kind of fatty creme fraiche called 'gräddfil' with a 'svagdricka' which is like kvass or juniper flavoured light (2%) dark ale

>currently eating some left over rhubarb cream thing that is sour enough to give you blisters with some more gräddfil and some roasted cinnamon oat flakes. I picked it over left over fermented rye sauce called "mämmi"

>>77489216
Nice blog, where can I subscribe?

>>77488145
it looks good

>>77489216
im eating ur moms pussy :DDDD rate

>>77489372
its saltier than our food and even more greasy but I am glad someone is kind enough to eat it

>>77489372
Lmao based Funland

Italian and Spanish food>>>>>>>>>>>>white people food

I eat for nutrition, not for taste. Are all niggers and shitskins retarded foodies who need a million different flavors to eat their food? Is that why americans are so fat?

>>77489415
you've eaten ur moms bussy? wtf man that's some weird shit dude

>>77488145
White people are pragmatic and see food as a need more than a joy. So they have an efficient cuisine to be able to work hard and waste little time cooking.

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>>77488145
try again

btw that chicken looks raw- i have no problem eating raw pork, beef or fish but chicken is something else entirely

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>I eat for nutrition, not for taste.

>>77488203
LOOOOL
probably you don't even know what are you actually eating

>>77489532
whats that brown sjot? diarrhea? :DDDDDDDD
white people literally eating shit LOL

>>77488145
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>>77489553
how comes fins love to shitpost so much?

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>>77489540
>healthy, nutritious food? no thank you m'lady, I'm a foodie

>>77489674
>I'm a foodie

um... don't think that's an actual word sweetie xx

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>>77489568
this butthurt LMAO

wh*tes are boring subhumans

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>>77489719
probably eating that diarrhea now :DDD germans love their shit :D

>>77489606
Its one autist nearing the end of today's ration of ES energy drink

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>>77488145
>bland
That's a funny way to spell "perfect" ;)

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>>77492353
Enjoy your chicken breast with boiled potatoes, Hans. I'll be over here eating my real food, thank you very much.

>>77492447
The idea was to keep posting nasty looking food but I ran out of disgusting looking Portuguese meme dishes after just two. Pretty embarrassing to be honest.

SOPA

>>77489706
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodie

>>77492447
stomach are more expensive than pork loin and chorizos are more expensive than beef fillet, what do you eat anyway?

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It's not bland, it's amazing.

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>>77492740
it's especially great fermented

>>77492740
>swedes pretending to be white again while eating a fucking a head and rotten and salty food

>>77488145
Prot*stant culture of mortification

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>>77492890
It's called work ethic.

>>77492973
and here you are wasting your time, also anglicans are non roman catholics, silly

>>77492778
Fermented shark is great, I ate it all the time when I was in Iceland.

>>77492740
ah yes swedish food
*turns around and pukes*

>>77492973
And shitty food, and alcoholism, and psychiatric drugs abuse, and sky high suicide rates

Daily dose

Keep eating the same food and unhealthy food every day South Europeans.

https://www.oxfam.org/en/pressroom/pressreleases/2014-01-15/dutch-beat-french-and-swiss-top-oxfams-new-global-food-table

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>>77488145
It's certainly not ours, it's not covered in gravy.

>>77489372
lmao

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>>77493028
oh ok

>>77493039
Sweden has a suicide rate which is below the OECD average..

>>77493028
>tfw you want to try whale meat

Can you buy it in your country?

>>77488203
Nice coping mechanism, g*rm.

>>77493075
>France
>Switzerland
>Southern Europe
I thought Netherlands had a good education system

>>77493016
Why are you awake? It's only 4pm in Spain.

>>77493126
You guys are below The Netherlands, France and Switzerland.

>>77493075
I don't think there's a single country on earth with worse food than the Netherlands. There are many countries with shitty food, but none of them even come close to the pathetic joke that is Dutch """"""""""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""".

>>77493127
unironically i'm at the office and I woke up at 7 am, tomorrow is the last day for presenting the societies balances, now answer me, why are you wasting your time here instead of using your superior genetics and work ethic to become rich?

>>77493154
That doesn't make Switzerland or France Southern Europe

>>77493179
Poortuegese people can't even afford food.

>>77493118
This, Sweden (or Norway, Finland etc) is not even top 5..
1. Greenland
2. South Korea
3. Lithuania
4. Guyana
5. Kazakhstan

We are not even in th top 10 when it comes to eating anti-depressives etc..

>>77492740
>smalahove
that shit was probably the absolute worst dark ale I've ever had and that includes the ones I've had in yorkshire

>>77493196
Are you retarded? They mean France used to be number 1, but we're number 1.

>>77493251
Did you have it with actual Smalahove ?
It's made perfectly for that food alone.

>>77493191
Uh, we've evolved to a state of prosperity where some of us don't need to work.

>>77493294
yes I did and to be honest it would've been much better with some sort of american brown ale instead of that pisswater

If European food was so bad, we wouldn't be the physically largest race.

>>77493214
I did. I also had bitterballen, slavinken and all the other memes the Dutch desperately tried to come up with to hide the fact that their most traditional meal is two slices of bread and one slice of tasteless cheese.

The Netherlands is pretty much USA tier in terms of food. People there just eat foreign meme food because the alternative is """"traditional"""" """"Dutch"""" boiled potatoes.

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>>77493252
>below Netherlands in a meme aggregate ranking made by a literal who NGO
Come back when you are better than us in life expectancy or obesity rates, fatso

>>77493367
Well ok. I like it a lot.

>>77493373
>physically largest race

that would be americans

>>77493310
yeah, you don't need a job if you are happy living a bit better than a hobo...

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I know what I'm eating tonight.
Packed in foil with potatoes, dill, lemon, peppers and placed in the embers in my fire pit.
Real food.

>>77493456
My life is glorious mate I have two (TWO) fridges.
I can store so much fucking milk you wouldn't believe.

>>77493415
it's quite depressing though how burgers have become so capable of producing top quality beer to go with such feasts nowadays. what did we do so wrong...

>>77493518
>two (TWO) fridges

wow, i stand corrected, sorry sir, you are obviously part of the 1%

>>77493441
I mean in height, I'd say Europeans are way more athletic. Besides European food is amazing, why do insecure shitskins in US keep shitting on it?

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>>77493527
Still thin you Germans and the Belgian fucks make the best beer.
Sweden has a few like the Nils Oscar brewery.

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>>77493557
Well then my point is settled.

Jeeves, get this commoner out of my sight.

>>77488145
uh. it is poor people's food. we were poor for very long

>be wh*te
>eat rotten meat

>>77493683
because everyone hates europe since it's the best continent.

mine was a joke about americans being fat btw

>>77493684
>Nils Oscar
oh yes nils had excellent stouts. I've tried the imperial and it was fucking amazing tbqh

>>77493747
Aah good the German approved ;)
Pretty much the only beer from my country I drink.

>>77493747
>>77493684
>>77493527
>>77493415
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>>77493294
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>>77493778
>northcucks are still trying to force the beer meme
Is there a better example of peer pressure fueled delusional memery than drinking beer?

>>77493818
I drink beer because it tastes good. Like many millions of people.

>>77493737
Ressentiment towards Europeans is so common. Italian food is great btw.

I know kek.

>>77493862
>because it tastes good
If beer was a food I wouldn't eat it, lets be honest we drink beer because it gets you drunk.

We choose good tasting beer because it is a better way to get drunk but the whole drunk thing is still the goal.

>>77494111
>, lets be honest we drink beer because it gets you drunk.
Not at all. I always have a beer with dinner or when I'm out fishing.
Almost never get drunk and never from beer.

>>77493482
i bet those fishes smells like the same as ur mom's pussy lmao :D

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>>77492592
portuguese food has a way of looking very gross, actually. Despite being amazing.

>>77492669
pic related is my favourite dish, its a goat stomach boiled with goat meat, chorizo and rice inside it.

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>>77494150
>I always have a beer with dinner
This. Maybe it's a Scandinavian thing but almost all dinners are served with beer unless you are a kid.
Going out for dinner and not drinking a beer with the food is impossible to imagine.

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>>77494227
Also delicious

>>77493862
Beer does not taste good. Beer has a shitty, murky taste that people force themselved to get used to because every normalfag drinks beer socially from age 14 onwards. There are tons of amazing alcoholic drinks that taste good and where the alcohol complements the taste perfectly, like spiciness in a spicy dish. Beer is not one of them. It is the shittiest, cheapest, lowest form of alcoholic drink for normalfags who want to chug down a bunch of glasses of some alcoholic piss while they chat with their normalfag friends. Drinking beer is truly the mark of the cuck.

>>77494269
>doesn't understand that people like different things
Are you retarded?
I have loved beer since I was 13-14. Never liked sweet drinks.
A good pils or a sturdy stout is amazingly good.
If I'm having a cheat day and eating snacks etc I don't drink coke. I drink beer. Because it's
Now grow up and get in your head that people have different tastes.

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>>77494267
fucking yum

>>77494111
that's characteristic to UK, seriously you guys are animals when it comes to alcohol.

A good wine or a good beer should be enjoyed and tasted for the flavour, not to get drunk. My family always have wine at lunch or dinner, and sometimes beer. You just need to drink it as you would drink water, with moderation

>>77494269
beer can taste supergood if made properly, I actually prefer beer over wine.

>>77493818
>hasn't ever tasted real beer and doesn't know how it tastes like
felt really sorry for you mate.

>>77494111
>it gets you drunk
only if it's barley wine or some quadruple ale or something. low ferment beer simply cannot get you drunk.

>>77494269
>shittiest, cheapest, lowest form
that would be vodka and which is why it's by far the most preferred by those who wish to get drunk.

>>77494269
Look at this kid...
Probably never tasted anything but of the shelf standard Heineken or something...
There is literally millions of different beers.
I love wine, I love beer. I love different drinks as well.
They are all good. And all of them have disgusting variants. You gotta find a brew you like, not just the normal stuff then judge all of the beer world like some little kid..

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>>77494484
I lived in Belgium for a couple of years and tried all the fancy trappist meme beers, they were shit like every other beer because beer is fucking garbage.

>>77494363
>I actually prefer beer over wine.
Neck yourself.

>>77493818
Try freshly brewed beer from tap, you know nothing if you've only had beer from supermarket. If you don't like that, you don't like beer at all, but remember that just because you don't like something doesn't everyone else has to dislike it. Why are you so childish about this? Oh wait we are on here...

>>77494540
Then stop being edgy and let people enjoy stuff they like.
I could act like you and say that wine is the piss of degeneracy because I hate it. But I don't. I'm not retard.

>>77494540
Depends what you mean by """"beer"""". Lager is shit tier, ales and stouts are where it's at for flavour.

>>77494540
trappists are something quite specific. you must like lambic style of beer in the first place to enjoy those.

>>77494655
>Lager is shit tier
100% of the industrial lagers and even most of the crafted ones are shit but there are a few who make really decent lagers as well, especially and regrettably in the burgerland.

>>77488203
>spices to cover the rotten taste and make them safe for human consumption
*eats "fermented" fish*

>>77488145
>not mashing it all together

>>77494375
>low ferment beer simply cannot get you drunk.
You lack ambition anon.

>>77494540
>I don't like beer, ergo it is universally considered shit
>I don't like color green, ergo it is a bad color

>>77495064
>>I don't like color green, ergo it is a bad color

What madman would ever say this? Green is surely universally loved.

>>77489532
>btw that chicken looks raw
It looks simply boiled.

>>77494985
>ambition
you meant stomach space, you see I cannot take in a gallon of it at a time.

>>77495168
not by me, I happen to hate green.

>>77495168
I'm just ridiculing his logic that if he doesn't like something, it is considered universally, "objectively" or whatever way of saying of that something is bad.

>>77495232
Weirdo.

>>77488145
Benefits of being a white Canadian - I have no culture of my own. Anything "Canadian" (or -Canadian) is mine to appropriate.

That said, sometimes roasted chicken, potatoes and greens just needs a little salt and pepper.

>>77494759
It's OK Allemande, I love German/Bavarian lager

>>77495500
The avocado is completely unnecessary here, what a waste. Fucking yanks