/brit/

first for commies are all ugly slags

>>77487806
London isn't British

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>leftypol runts infest /brit/
Howling

http://i.imgur.com/CActSZA.jpg

fracking protesters are mentally ill

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see filename

no income tax
no vat
no money back
no guarantee

where do I buy onion rings

>>77487806
If that's her on a funday, what's she like on a grimday?

Face like a smacked arse.

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>>77487832
and we're going nowhere

shes suckin and fuckin im shartin n fartin

Is tesco the british version of sobeys?

>the welsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1yOoQ0lsN4

>>77487874
make them yourself

>>77487800
Go ahead and argue that transgenderism is a mental illness (used to be categorised in the DSV) on any beeb outlet, see how far you get. /pol/ might be full of stormfags and Redditors but you can still have your piece, can't say that for the bbc.

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>>77487873
>dude feet

awful

>>77487883
..nobody in the UK knows what Sobeys is like you monglet

Tesco's is the largest supermarket chain, and qualitatively somewhere in the middle.

rewatching RLM videos cause I just can't take the silence and many horrible thoughts that fill the void

any of you lads up for a game of bummy bananas?

Aldi will be the leading supermarket in the UK by 2030

>>77487874
Ever heard of the frozen aisle, or the ready meal area of any supermarket?

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>Go ahead and argue that transgenderism is a mental illness (used to be categorised in the DSV) on any beeb outlet, see how far you get. /pol/ might be full of stormfags and Redditors but you can still have your piece, can't say that for the bbc.

>>77487883
Tesco's probably the British version of Wal*Mart.

Did I write that correctly, with the star and that?

>>77487916
So it's your Walmart would be a better comparison? You know what that is right brainlet?

>>77487883
think its like one of the coles with a clothing department

>>77487933
>Aldi

Sad really

>>77487900
gender dysphoria is a mental illness

still howling at the retard who said Morrisons is more expensive than Sainsburys yesterday

>>77487933
good

fuck a*glos

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>live in this neighborhood

wat do?

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OH
SAY
CAN
YOU
SEE

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>>77487940
>Did I write that correctly, with the star and that?
Did you clap while spelling it??

>>77487940
>with the star and that?
completely unnecessary

genuinely too weak to carry shopping bags

>>77487963
move

>>77487963
The fattie is black too, right?

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>>77487955
fug u aussie

>>77487900
how do I get on to a beeb outlet?

>>77487943
Walmart seems slightly lower end than Tesco, in fact Walmart now own a large UK chain called Asda, which would be their direct equivalent.

>>77487966
miss Coca Cola blak
best thing they ever made

never been in waitrose

would actually visit America JUST to trail in fascinated horror around a Walmart

>>77488000
hello nigger

>>77487985
You can submit articles, scripts, producers will pick up all kinds of things if it interests them.

>>77487940
Nah the UK version of walmart is asda

holy shit drumpf is literally about to be impeached, it's actually going to fucking happen this time lads

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Behold, a real supermarket.

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>>77487939

>>77487966
cant believe they do this shit in all seriousness

>>77487966
think most Americans would actually find that offensive

Business idea: call yanks yankers (reference to wankers)

>>77487939
So you're conceding the argument then?

>>77488008
yeah
been in a selfridges once though

>>77487984
One three double OH, six triple five oh six

>>77488022
What's stopping me nicking a load of plants?

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>>77488022
>brick facade

how 1990s

>>77488030
most Americans can't find their feet, let alone an opinion

>>77488041
poms WON'T understand this

the UK is truly a country of brainlets

>>77488054
Um, the honour system? Why would you steal plants?

>>77488054
your guilty conscience one would think

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got talking to some random Dutch rorke girl yesterday at a pub in central

spoke for an hour with her and were finishing each other's sentences

at the end of the conversation she mentions she has a Serbian boyfriend


THAT WAS MY FUTURE FUCKING WIFE AJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ THE ONLY FUCKING RORKE GIRL IN THIS ENTIRE CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77488066
Sell 'em and use the money to buy things I want.

>>77488060
reading writing hotline

>>77488041
>>77488060
reading and writing hotline

>>77488054
hello nigger

>>77488055
>how 1990s
Fuck off, sobeys is unrivaled in supermarkets. Bricks can handle any kind of weather, while your windows constantly get dirty.

pretty sure Walmart owns Tesco

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could batter every single one of em simple as

0-800 00 10-66

>>77488091
>while your windows constantly get dirty.
that's why you wash them you filthy fucking canuck

>>77488078
good, racists never win

>he thinks his supermarket chain stands a chance against bi-lo

screaming

>>77488085
Hello idiot who can't tell serious questions from hypothetical questions.

>>77488055
>steps leading into supermarket

what a great idea, i can't wait to attempt to push a trolley full of lean meats and high protein veggies down those

I shop at Kohls simple as

>>77488111
>Wasting time with windows instead of helping customers
Uh huh. Typical burgers.

>>77488123
if you aren't a literal nigger or povvo ciminal you wouldn't have even thought about it. it isn't a rare thing to see at all.

destroy the marxist BBC

Coles > Kohls

Were the leftypol raids even attempting to push people into voting Corbyn

feel like they just irritated a bunch of people and left

looked in the mirror seen a killer

Tes*Co

so icy spooky make you shiver

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>you arrive at the frozen food specialists
what do?

>>77488171
>leftpol raids

you mean people posting vaguely left wing opinions as bait and then everyone getting annoyed over it?

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>>77488171
leftypol is a meme

>>77488121
friendly grocers is pretty good, let me have a chocolate breaka even though i was a bit short on change once

>>77488181
load up on lean meats and high protein veggies and push them down the street

>>77488116
>racists never win
So is Trump not a racist? Or did he not win the US election?

How about Farage? Is he a racist? Pretty sure he succeeded in his campaign to get Britain out of the EU.

Why don't you lads shop at Booths? There... IS a Booths where you live, right?

>>77488181
Look at the 3l bottles of coke I've also seen in iceland once that I hope are in there then leave, was quite the sight.

>>77488206

both of those are civnats, not racists.

>>77488171
they're still happening lad. we're literally mid-raid, it's been non-stop for months.

>>77488211
seen those in poundstretcher

fascinating that the 3l size only gets sold in povvo shops, really makes you think

>>77488171
yes I get so annoyed by the leftypol discord that I wasted my vote and voted UKIP out of spite

I might have cost leftypol the election, maybe they will think twice about coming here

>>77488196
Hello leftypol

the founders of these big supermarkets are always shady as fuck lads with sordid pasts haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzACYXT0oQ
CUTTING EDGE DISTRIBUTION OTHER SUPERMARKETS BTFO

>>77488132
>Kohl's est une entreprise américaine multinationale
FOY

>>77488159
I'm a security minded individual who phrases their concerns in hypothetical terms.

racism is a perfectly natural and rational survival mechanism

NEED a canadian gf lads

>tfw mum got the fatty meats and low protein vegetables

been crying for the last hour

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>>77488219
>those are civnats

>>77488242
Was my first and only time in Iceland, think they had huge bags of Haribo too. Makes the noggin jog

>>77488206
Keep crying billy-no-gf

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>>77488226
picky fat chicks are the worst

I voted Labour because of all the funny and intelligent left-wing lads who post here. Was going to vote Tory and I live in a VERY marginal constituency.

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>ONLY Australians and Canadians know what this is

can't wait for the England ladies game tonight

weird how every uncensored website with little moderation turns out to be right wing. lefties always need safespaces without any opposition to discuss their politics

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>>77488268

civic nationalists

FONC

>>77488226
entitled fat bitch.

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>>77488276

>>77488206
trump isnt a racist

Who else here is excited about everyone going vegan after seeing What The Health, Forks Over Knives, and Okja on Netflix?

When did you stop eating nasty, disease inducing dismembered flesh and secretions from abused animals?

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by jove

>>77488289
That's a song isn't it?

>>77488288
same
it was the "nationalise the gulags" statements that swung it for me

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do you see anything wrong with this?

CANNOT be arsed to visit the grandparents this evening. feels like a chore

Post your ad-kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s5WUbVp4XM

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>77488325
WE

>>77488298
>game

Hate how people say 'game' instead of 'match' now and they even say 'fans' instead of 'supporters'

Fancy getting Americanised when the yanks don't even play football. We'll be calling it soccer next.

>>77488330
ungrateful little shite
*flicks your ear*

>>77488331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZbRCB249C4

>>77488334
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500812704604.webm

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>>77488303
>donald trump
>nigel farage
>sadiq khan
>all the same political alignment
I'm awed by the communist's level of political insight once again. Fascinating, it is.

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>>77488289
bet it's fucking shit compared to this though

>>77488330
wish i could visit mine, they're dying but live at the other end of the country so it's a cunt to go see them.

>>77488379
would kill for a macca pie tbqhf

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>>77488325


WUZ

>>77488331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ

Should I move to UK?

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just had a heavenly orgasm

>>77488375
wtf this is clever

just found out that maccas deliver to my house lads. this changes everything.

>>77488388
mine are already dead haha x

>>77488409
exemplary post

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boredom got a poo best friend

>>77488388
haha making me feel bad now x

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Is this pornography? Do I need a license to see this in Britain?

>>77488415
thanks I made it

>>77488409
BANTZ

>>77488430
would put my willy in that

>>77488439
did you actually?

bathroom light keeps tripping fusebox lads
taken lightbulbs out and it still happens

reckon i need to get the ol' 'andyman round the gaffer
not really looking forward to that if i'm honest l

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*blocks your path*

>>77488458
are you calling me a liar pal?

>>77488485
*BRRRRAAAAPFFFFF*

got called a provincial in walthamstow greggs

pack just came and gave me a concussion

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>Is this pornography? Do I need a license to see this in Britain?

>>77488504
mentioned
*nicks your mobility scooter*

>>77488401
what game is that?

wonder if Greater London has ever visited Greggs

Nigger

got called a knobjockey in wilkos in Wolverhampton

>>77488522
My mate John has hair like that.

Michael Boob-Lay

>>77488522
jej I've seen that

>>77488535
bit racist mate

was at a bbq/party last night and my mate accidentally skewered his hand with a meat thermometer. was fucking grim.

You learn a lot about a man when they react with glee to finding out you can get McSlop delivered to their door

might get married to a pornstar

>>77488524
i have and I have the feeling the ones here are overpriced

No way a dirty provincial can spend £3 on a small caramel bite thing. entire weekly wage gone

fancy a fucking greggs now
might walk down and cop a sausage and bean melt

doing a think

>>>/fit/42241529

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the 'cee

>>77488485
*inserts tip of tongue into anus*

>>77488579
me on the right

>>77488522
is this that doc about the horses in some national park?
there was a similar one about the life of one wolf in Yellowstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAKlU9Dz5rA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JDZ1_suEzM

rain now

not bothered

tired as fuck

>>77488579
the nu-male kneel

>>77488569
>£3 on a small caramel bite thing
guarantee this wasn't from greggs, we offer true value for money throughout all of our products.

>>77488579
he's done well there

anyone got a source on this?

>>77488569
Greggs is for middle-class Northerners, Pound Bakery is for working class ones.

wish it rained in here

f4m let me chat you quickly
*splashes a bottle of lucozade on you*

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DES
PAAAAA
CITO

>>77488579
VERY pleasant picture boy

>>77488601
shan't be watching this boring drivel

>>77488631
got my shirt sticky

twat

was at a bbq/party last night and my mate accidentally skewered his bum with my willy, was fucking grim

had a cheese and onion pasty from a pound bakery

was absolutely dire, would rather spend a few pence more on a greggs one

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>>77488597
nah it was from Planet Earth 2

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>>77488624
silly me

>>77488579
that looks cool,looks like something from Lord of the rings

>>77488653
ah wrong bottle mate
*pulls out the one full of acid*

this is fucking sickening, cheering them like they're a football team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVLNSOvpmT8

>The United States of America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI

>>77488663
BBC Earth

had a toffee filled yum yum from lidl yesterday, was peng

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why are big cats so sexy lads?

>>77488601
>anarchism

not for me clive

>>77488691
bit broad

>he didn't go to church today

shant be associated with the likes of that.

>>77488663
bbc mate. says it right there

>>77488695
interior crocodile alligator

>>77488690
ah yes estrogen

>>77488695
there's something quite admirable about apex predators

toffee filled bum bum

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>>77488695
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

Well stocked up on all kinds of food. Got bottled water as well. Could last for probably 3-4 months if there was a mega disaster.

Of course, that's by myself. Family and friends would probably come round and eat all my stuff, even though I see them AT MOST twice a year. Should I tell them I have no supplies, gonna just starve by myself, go on without me?

>>77488702
TABARNAK

>>77488703
was looking for a youtube vid or something friend

>>77488314
When your muscles atrophy and fatigue starts to surface because of the poor protein quality and lack of b12 in the vegan diet, you'll ditch your glorified eating disorder and find a half-way point like I did probably. You'll last about 6 months tops.

These 'American' documentaries are based on the supposition that we eat like Americans, i.e. meat every single meal every single day with a heavy emphasis on beef and processed foods.

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We'll make the greeaaat escaaaape
we won't hear a word, THEY say
They don't get us anywaaaaay

>>77488669
Yeah lord of the onion rings.

I FEEL GOOD GOOD GOOD
I FEEL GOOD YES WONDERFUL GOOD
ANYTIME I COME INNA DANCE
I HAFFI LISTEN TO THE MAN.....

IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD

(selecta!)

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kino

>>77488733
Are you anticipating a major disaster?

>>77488731
kek

the london roadmen or pakis who splash acid on other people arent scared of getting some on them?

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>an american posts food

hungry tho

>>77488784
pakis don't think that far

>>77488789
why would you ruin it with that shitty bread

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Not very original are they

>>77488789
thats for like 3 people right?

>>77488689
Best make sure everyone in the third world sees this so they know they can be treated like royalty by a nation whose technological and social development is centuries beyond anything they can imagine, just by turning up and claiming to have been in a war zone.

the best girls are mixed race but majority black like tessa thompson and logan browning.


prove me wrong
wait you can't

>>77488789
that bread is shameful

>>77488808
Hello

developing a new app called brapchat lads

Humans are the ultimate apex predator

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>>77488813
lol sure

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>>77488819
I could if this wasn't a blue board

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Why don't Londoners put their acid in a Super Soaker?

>>77488841
what about disabled people

>>77488760
Can't hurt to be ready for one. Maybe if these Syrians had stashed a few packs of noodles aside for a rainy day, they wouldn't be turning up in Calais setting fire to cars and climbing on are lorries.

>>77488740

t. abbo

Imagine finding the love of your life while working at Asda. Really sweet when you think about it.

http://your.asda.com/news-and-blogs/colleagues-share-their-stories-of-finding-love-at-asda

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>I've seen things you hotheads wouldn't believe. Fires rising off the shoulder of Uzbekistan. I watched someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. All those moments will be lost in time, like brothers in the wreckage. Time to crash.

>>77488485
FLATT
>>77488480
gaffer is your boss
gaff is your house

>>77488808
Hello :)

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>>77488800
>>77488829
every fucking time. The bread is not important

just executed an wank

>>77488848
ugly

part of what makes those girls sexy is they have nice supple tits (i.e. not saggy)

whats all this shite about Jake and Logan Paul? are they some sort of 'Jackass' stunt-performers or something?

>>77488846
>gif
fuck off

>>77488760
Shouldnt he be asking you

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>>77488853
would melt the insides after a little while innit

>>77488808
what kind of fucking names are those

OI ALANNA ARE YOU GOING OVER TO TOBIAS'S HOUSE ON WEDNESDAY?

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fighter jets are insane
one man in charge of this huge expensive machine that can go insane speeds and flips

post your twitch waifus

>>77488893
spoken like a true pleb

>>77488731
www.reddit.com/r/funny

just exfoliated my face

>>77488893
why cant americans make good sausages? they look awful.

What's a london roadmen? what does that mean?

>>77488789
Nice. Have a nice picnic down the park, feed the ducks as well.

>>77488893
meat is murder

>>77488915
fucking hell no need to shout

just had a tasty burger

>>77488689
>after an exhausting journey from budapest

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>>77488918
here mate. enjoy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s049HwPXxV4c
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Dr0FmDkKE

tried to do a tim impression. not really going for his voice, just his cadences whilst speaking.

please give me feedback.

>>77488927
you mean they're not grey and actually have a decent meat content?

>>77488893
just get rid of it then.

i'd rather eat with my hands than use that loaf

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>>77488909
Not if you used a special bottle to carry the acid in

>>77488929
a roadman is someone selling drugs

>>77488893
>The bread is not important
then why have it at all? Bread is important, bread is basic.

>>77488932
shouldn't feed ducks bread. bad for them.

Post yank names. I'll start
>Buddy

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>>77488937
delicious murder

>>77488916
love how china just copies all the american/russian jets and doesn't give a shit

>>77488957
i obviously dont mean that. you stupid mate?

>>77488948
fucking screaming

not bad

>>77488963
not specifically
a roadman is just a low level gangster, often is a drug dealer but not always

>>77488971
>Junior
>Clyde
>Lloyd
>Kyle
>Brady

>>77488971
dude, man, bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJdF8DJ70Dc

>>77488981
yes you do

>>77488929
A nigger amongst niggers

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>>77488877
blade?

>>77488893
would destroy that table

>>77488971
Holly

Imagine being such a runt that you feel good about feeding ducks an artificial food that actively damages them.

>>77488948
second one is fairly decent lol

there's nothing wrong with some plain white toast

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sometimes i fantasize when the streets are called and lonely

>>77488960
>>77488966
while white bread is admittedly awful, it's a neutral, inexpensive bread more soaking up juices and sauce than enjoyment as is

>>77488996
stupid yank

>>77488992
i thought he was someone who knew the area well . like he new the roads to go down

>>77488916
Flying one in FSX (flight sim) after flying a 747 is amazing. The agility of those things is incredible. Landed my 747 in Las Vegas (McCarran), then took off from there in a jet and flew between the buildings in Las Vegas, and through the Grand Canyon like in Independence Day. Then landed bac at McCarran again, took off in my 747 and kept heading east to continue my coast to coast journey across America.

I've got the fever for the flavour of the coochie

ducks in my park only eat gluten-free

>>77488968
They'll get what they're given.

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>>77489006
good post

>>77488868
piss off cunt just finished eusebius today

>>77489018
get a crusty loaf

even for something as basic as dipping bread, the italians know you need good bread

>>77488948
not bad
needs more "hacks on my pc" and "teddy got the swiper"

If bread is so bad for ducks then why do they go fucking mental for it?

might buy tim a murder, she wrote boxset

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Is it a roadman or a roadmen?

>>77489025
when i first heard the term i just thought it was someone "being on road", and since it was used to describe london ends thugs i thought it was the american equivalent of "being in the streets"

Hello?

>>77489089
reckon he's more of a poirot man

>>77489078
too heavy on top of all that meat

>>77489081
ducks don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>77489094
singular: roadman
plural: roadmandem

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Literally me

>>77489018
good bread dipped in meat juice is a meal in itself
white bread isn't fit for lunch or dinner

Whats the best ISP for downloading large files ? (Moving out soon)

I just saw a patch for a game on PSN that was 19GB, my parents have a 20GB monthly cap so that made me laugh

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mane?

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>>77489129
>20GB cap

>>77488893
>>77488977
>>77489064

Imagine being unlucky enough to have been born a Jew or a Muslim and not being able to eat that. Seems like a form of child abuse desu.

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>my parents have a 20GB monthly cap

>>77489129
BT

>>77489129
>the UK is LITERALLY more third world than Australia when it comes to internet

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>>77488948

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CPcKl0Kwfw

doing an impression of are sarg but kind of lose it at the end.

>>77489118
he watches Murder She Wrote almost exclusively

>>77489129
thought only we had caps

hmmmmm

>>77489139
Yeah exactly. I've sone a bit of research but there seems to be a bit of trickery with bullshit "unlimited" claims

>>77489129
>>77489174
>having a data cap
I feel like I'm in 1998

if sugar is bad for humans then why do they go fucking mental for it?

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Just want to lose my virginity so I can stop worrying about ffs

Waiting for someone at work to ask me how many girls I've shagged.

>>77489174
me too
>>77489168
pretty good ngl

Got a good post ready. Can someone make a new thread please, yes thanks very much

>>77489172
ah yes, he always brings it up on that tv program guide
(not a n-newfag heh)

Diving on BBC 2 lads
The GOAT perv sport

>>77489139
>tfw 5gb cap at 150kbs

>>77489176
honestly mate, i have 300mb virgin fibre and i can't fault it. if you can get that, go for it.

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>>77489114
yes who is it