/brit/

good morning....

Would you put height in your tinder bio?

I'm 6'2" tbqh

/brit/ is kuffar

>>77481919
No

I'm 5'7

making millions as we speak

>>77481951
>>77481956
>>77481973
snap

>>77481919
no
183cm

>>77481919
yes
6'3" or 6'4" (not sure if i've grown in the past 2 years)

who else /smart/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77wN6C-NWD8

business idea: make a tinder account and use pictures of tim

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the gf converted to Islam lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxjtk3eA8M

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might throw the ol' kilt on and film myself being lewd, thoughts

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finished work 4 hours ago
had 3 special brews in that time and half a pack of ciggies in that time

>>77482013
the gaijin living in japan who turned into a muslim
very odd

>>77482027
bleak

That's a lot of ciggies.

What is your job?

Business idea: organise a club where cougars pick up horny young men

Cougars will get a wide selection to choose from, while the boys will get an easy fuck

>>77482031
if you watch the video she seems like a genuine mentalist.
honestly think these people are just completely and utterly lost and would benefit from being tucked away on a farm somewhere going to church every day as some run of the mill devout christrunt.
they are like cats that have become overstimulated by all the flash and colour of the modern world, and its driven them nuts.

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM9erS90gTE

July, 2017, 4chan's /int/ board. A /brit/ anon makes a /brit/ page. A Frenchman counters with a reply wishing everyone a good morning. His message is unresponded. The British are too busy conversing about height and its uses in attracting the fairer sex. Meanwhile colonial posters look on, firing in a rorke post as and when they deem necessary.

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>>77482013
the actual fucking state of some people

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a /brit/ poster in possession of NEETdom must be in want of some [you]s.

>>77482013
>Saudi arabia was my favorite country as a kid because I found it on a globe

wtf?

Fancy some kimbap

>>77482108
Back to leftypol, runt

*sniffs

>>77482013

So she was a slut until she hit her late 20s, realised no one would want to marry her or settle for her and she thought the only way she'd get a husband is if she converts to a religion where the men fetishise white converts?

>>77482013
what a fully-blown spastic

Lad after me? Some nice dubs on him

got no cigs left
its doing my nut in

im living a lie

>it's a "the one girl in your social group spends hours telling you about the times she tried to commit suicide and how it's her parents fault" episode

hmmmmmm fascinating

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>>77482227
>>77482233
I'll always enjoy this more than getting the actual get

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>>77482241
>girl in your social group

looked in the mirror seen a killer

snake oil salesman
AMA

>>77482241
>having a mental patient in your social group
dire

>>77482265
qu'est-ce que c'est

cant believe tyler the creator got Can on his last album

>>77482241
dire
grim
the state

>>77482194
idk if she was a slut
she's just some little piglet from bumfuck nowhere Canada who is a huge weeb but also apparently love saudi arabia and became a Muslim because of that, I imagine her reasons for moving to japan were similarly stupid

imagine being so much of a runt that waste thousands of hours playing a free FPS and spend hundreds of dollars buying code to make your character fire homing missiles instead of normal rockets

>>77482297

She had a lost to say about how the past doesn't matter and makes you the person you are. Sounds like a slut with a lot of regrets.

>>77482241
>that girl who rings you up crying because she tried to kill herself and wants you to visit her in the hospital

hmm that's a real doozy

What did my digestive system mean by this

>>77482310
maybe
she tried to be super Japanese, changed her name and tried to make herself look completely Japanese
apparently she got tired of that, or Japanese men wouldn't date her

>>77482327
stop eating choked Ducks and fried Frogs

Hey lads. What should my phone ringtone be ?

needle in the haaaaaaaay

>>77482344
Doubles says the 'Big Booty Bitches' song

>>77482169
>this kills the leftypol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7JgfB8PaAk

wahhabists say music with instruments should be forbidden yet absolutely every islamic country got some type of folk music that is unique according to every country and has been in those countries for centuries

merthy, biting, jaded
/BRIT/

>>77482364
end yourself no frenchman should be speaking this way i don't care if you're for or against

>>77482343
I think it's the wine from last night

ran out of pickled eggs
might go buy some more when the shops open

>>77482377
im allowed to say what i want you stupid fucking twat

>>77482388
>pickled eggs

imagine how bleak this poster's life must be to need backup pickled eggs in a pinch

>>77482389
actually you can't say what you want because i'm here and i'm telling you personally that you can't

>>77482363
*sniffs*

>>77482403
what?
pickled eggs are nice
I like eating them
I want more

>>77482408
kill yourself mate

>>77482388
grim: the post

>ITT: yanks bullying anons because they have no self confidence

>>77482417
i can't kill myself i have no method of doing so diabetes takes several years to die from

'avin a cuppa and that
not cravin for breakfast and that
shall starve until lunch and that

A lot of people nowadays seem to think that online contact with a person is just the same as hanging out in person. They feel very different to me so I'm a bit saddened by this.

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>Jews (and muslims) ban representation of the divine, and generally do not like any human representation at all
>many museum and art gallery directors are Jews (or bored wealthy arabs)
>incredibly abstract/impersonal/inhuman art flourishes

hrmm

never had a pickled egg

>>77482435
it's similar in a way though. at least here, we just make fun of eachother and make everyone feel like shit. that's very similar to real life friends

>>77482436
Stop being antisemitic and islamophobic, you racist piece of shit.

imagine being a fat yank with diabetes
what a life

>tfw handsomest lad in /brit/

>>77482459
at least we have diabetes

>>77482454
I'm not saying the two types can't be the means for friendship, but the activity of online vs in-person is quite different.

Voicechat and text just don't hold a candle to the experience of looking at someone and talking to them. The body language and such.

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me injecting aspartame straight into my blood

>>77482459
i assume you're referencing me. i don't have diabetes, i was just making a light hearted self deprecating joke to ease up the tension a little bit

>>77482458
good post

>>77482468
dont think i know anyone with diabetes tbH

imagine being white (Polish) and visiting your measly thread

the horror

I need to get a girlfriend. I feel i've let myself down & my parents by being a failure. Who else feels the same ?

>>77482508
imagining being polish is tough enough

>>77482508
poles are whitest europeans
no mongol admixture
>>77482512
>I need to get a girlfriend
absolutely LOL

>'people' that eat sugary food

LOOOOOOOL

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>>77482508
>white (Polish)

So I went to the UK and dear God, the memes were right. What an ugly people in general.

based POLACK

Came up with this one just now *ahem*
Guy pops into a cafe and orders two cuppas heavily sweetened with honey
Waiter says "watch out mate, you just ordered di-bee-teas"

>>77482526
>poles are whitest europeans
>no mongol admixture
poles are also the stupidest europeans
really makes you think

>>77482527
tell me about it. people really need to consider adopting the world renowned bland, tasteless british diet

>>77482560
>food that isn't pumped full of HFCS is bland

There's no saving you lmao

>>77482554
Think of how thick and crustified the scrotal hairs are on this paki before you respond
Will likely save you some time

*visits the famed Anglo-Hibernian establishment of "pub"*

ah yes so this is the most renowned culture you lot have isn't it

Guy pops into a cafe and orders two cuppas heavily sweetened with honey
Waiter says "watch out mate, you just ordered di-bee-teas"

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OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77482574
might seem trivial but pubs play a huge cultural role in the UK

the slow death of the pub is very sad

>>77482567
enjoy your stargazy pie

why is everyone having a stiffy when they think about poland.
the country doesnt seem particularly special

>>77482569
>I have no argument so I'll just call him a paki

hmm yes, how astute

>>77482583
Oi.

>>77482596
Shut the fuck up Louis, Wojak is speaking

>>77482596
he said something stupid
there was a flag above his post

Love France
Love French food
Hate the french

Simple as

>why is everyone having a stiffy when they think about poland

he said his breath reeking of frogs and Moorish semen

>>77482604
lmoa, mashallah my brother
we'll give thanks to our brother Molyneux for playing the white genocide card

*accelerates the death of pubs in the UK*

Ah, much better

For me, it is Abu'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fehLYL4CCs

>>77482622
your brothers currently cleaning my toilet mate
should i tell him you said hi?

>>77482596
no da muslims

>>77482620
all the french people I know are quite nice
don't quite get the hatred towards them

>all the normies waking up with hangovers and headaches and comedowns soon
heheheheh
FUCK normies

Why yes, it is I, the infamous Brodin Scrote
Proceed with thy ques-tee-own-ays

>your brothers currently cleaning my toilet mate

he said his noxious saliva spilling onto his keyboard

got a date lined up with a polish bird

>>77482659
kek

Poets proclaim their love
for the sea in summer
as if it does not exist in the fall.

But (the sea knows) only those
who have loved it in winter
have ever loved it at all.

>>77482659
lol you got 'em good bro
Stacey btfo waking up next to Jamal

>>77482663
you can clean that too

would stab someone for a cig

>The equalities minister, Justine Greening, proposes removing need for medical diagnosis of gender dysphoria
>""removing need for medical diagnosis""

What a crazy world. You don't need any proof you are actually a woman and you are protected under masses of hate speech laws.

what happened to england

>ywn have any girl show interest in you.

what other measure of greatness be there under the sinful Sun other than one's abundance of (You)s most foreign?

good morning you festering cretins

https://youtu.be/iF4buWtfyO8
madness dub

>>77482693
It's still here lad, it's just part of a larger aggregation of states called the UK. No panic necessary.

>>77482705
morning lad

>>77482666
It's going to go horribly satan.

>>77482698
you aren't trying

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>>77482436

>>77482687

That's already the case m8. You don't have to be a tranny to sue if someone is making tranny jokes at work.

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sunday...

>>77482708
dire

>>77482698
what are you doing to try and find a girl who's interested in you lad?

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>>77482742
Sunday NIGHT

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did you recycle your bottle and cans today?

Our Environment that art on earth,
hallowed be your name.
Your climate change come.
Your recycling be done,
on earth as said by Science.
Give us this day our carbon taxes.
And forgive us our fossil fuels,
As we forgive those who litter against us
lead us not to temptation
but deliver us from pollution

in the name of Nature, the State, and the holy Science

Namaste

>>77482652
pierre

>>77482752
right so that's that

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>another 5 day slog begins tomorrow

b-but i just finished the last one

Pineal gland is feeling --VERY-- calcified right now lads. need to stop drinking, smoking and swearing.

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not been to sleep yet lads

don't tell me all you normie cunts actually have good sleeping patterns and have just arisen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmhBUxUDPTA

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>mfw remembering how we blew the fuck out of the british to become a free state

>>77482784
well I did just catch this worm

thinkign about scalies

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Is it true that the english like to eat their toasts cold?

>>77482784

Went to sleep around midnight, woke around 6

>>77482791
with Hebrew money so it doesn't count

>>77482784
up, had some oats, going to have a second breakfast in a bit and then go to the gym. like to run a sensible sunday routine tbqh

I'm not gonna lie-I'm not gonna lie, I'm getting mad right now, what's he talking about? Like banging in cells and that, what you talking about?
Come on, man, this is just lyrics, blud, Ghetto, this is just lyrics, blud, all about lyrics, blud, all about lyrics, I know, Ghetto, I know, come on
Easy, easy, aight, easy, easy
Talking that talk, I was a fucking bad boy in jail! A fucking bad boy, you fucking pussy
Is man mad though?
Ask Stanaman, I was a fucking bad boy
Is man mad though?
Ahh, man, man, do your research
Oi, where's Carlos, where's Carlos?
Ask him how man was in jail about
Fucking truth, stick to the truth
Stick to the fucking truth

Brushed my teeth with ecoli infected water. Isa this the end?

>>77482784
*yawn*

good morning neetie
where's my coffee?

my dental cavitation causes pocketbook negation

>>77482784
i work so naturally i need a good sleeping pattern.

last night i fell asleep around 1:30 and woke up at 9:00

>>77482799

No. Hot and buttered, with either a bitter Oxford marmalade or Patum Peperium Gentleman's relish.

>>77482784
went to sleep about 10:30, woke up at about 5 got up about 6. Earplugs and mild sedatives mate, work a treat in reorganising your patterns.

recorded something on vocaroo and had music in the background and since my in-computer mic has shite quality the music turned lofi, gritty and better

>>77482802
fuck OFF

>>77482807
fat normie cunt

did cold water extraction on a pack of co-codamol last night lads. was really nice.

>>77482820
based 7 hour + sleeping guy

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>>77482822
>relish on toasts

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>>77482827
>fat
nah

gunna do a cheeky tug then i can go about my day

>>77482828
nice

>>77482013
>white women
>lives in japan
>converts to islam
the absolute state
hope the gooks shun her

wish, wish, WISH i went to splendour in the grass this year lads

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Shadilay brothers, 24 m Kansas City here. They are literally breeding whites out of existence.

What did you lads sing at church this morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3NmfmVGblw

been dieting since the 1st of july and i have seen some noticable difference

gone from 70kg to 68kg so far

>>77482857
>he's so fat his rolls have left creasemarks on his stomach

christ

>>77482857
bloated abs

>>77482857
hnnng

>>77482886
>>77482890
wtf im upset now

>>77482890
had literally just eaten a large pizza desu

>>77482687
>>77482739
the """""""""""""""""medical""""""""""""""" diagnosis for being a tranny is going to a doctor/gender therapist and saying your a tranny and the doctor/therapist believing you.

its not like there's an actual way to determine you're truly a tranny or not, like there is for say someone suffering from an ear infection or someone whose suffered a stroke.

>>77482903
>already coming up with excuses

glad to have taken you down a peg

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

only literal children order Hawaiian or pepperoni pizza

>>77482940
t. Plain cheese pizza nonce

>>77482940
I order a plain pizza (minus tomato base) and some plain pasta (has to be shell pasta) with ketchup

>>77482940
>t. brainlet

the correct pizza is the works/supreme

>>77482961
who are you quoting?

what's with the urge to just absolutely cover pizza in meat? it can be nice if done well but often it's just an absolute mess that doesn't even taste great

a good cheese and tomato/4 cheese or something that has simple toppings often ends up tasting better

>>77482904
it still serves to screen and control patients. no medical condition, physical or mental, is suggested to be diagnosed by dr google without actual medical/psychological evaluation. medical associations don't even recommend diagnosing yourself with extremely obvious and evident mental illnesses like depression and urge you to present to your gp if you identify with the symptoms. can't really argue that a controversial diagnosis that's infinitely more complex than depression doesn't need a diagnosis while depression does.

>>77482940
patricians such as I go for the texas ranch BBQ sauce pizza of course

>>77482956
>>77482975
good posts

pizza with an egg eaten with knife and fork for me

vegetarian pizza 4 me

egg

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ah yes

>>77482904
You need to distinguish individual who are genuinely suffering from being trans from their political exploitation, my kekistani brother.
Seeing so many trannies here in Thailand (where there are no jews pushing anything) has convinced me that transexualism is something that we cannot begin to understand as regular CIS people. Explanations such as "ah yes, it's a mental disorder" or "they just want free stuff" explain absolutely nothing. Like I've seen poor as fuck prole boys in rural areas choosing to become a tranny. I can only humbly say that I don't understand shit to what's going on and what's happening in these people's head. That's the scary aspect where "genderphobia" comes from. That being said, seeing how it affects .00001% of the people in the west and how it's being pushed down the general population's throat is absolutely disgusting.

>>77482992
haha stupid gay cunt

>boo hoo muh leftypol

who cares if you're making the video? does he honestly give a shit about the extra views if it means that the comments section is in tatters?

hungover
want bacon

Got a long list of Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

>>77482883
Height?

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>>77482940

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love based macron lads

>>77483007

>who cares if you're making the video? does he honestly give a shit about the extra views if it means that the comments section is in tatters?


did this make sense in your head?

>>77483008
I f*ckin love bacon... and unicorns xDD

>>77482935
>ireland
should be mostly red since gdp values are inflated

>>77483040
haha random

>>77483033
it makes sense
why would he care as the content creator, he's getting paid more for it at the end of the day on the back of the extra views from leftypol, all it means is that the top comment is no longer "SHADILAY!!"

>>77483027
he just put something in place so every month 5 euro is removed off the dole
and it scales
so month one -5 euro, month two -10 euro etc

>>77483043
>muh fake gdp

fuck off proddy twat, just because the irish can actually run a country properly and not pay farmers to burn money in sheds

>>77483048

he cares because his channel is going to be taken down due to raid reporting.

>>77483027

Vive L'Empreur!

>>77482974
>actual signs of being a tranny
"i feel like the opposie sex and get sad about the observed discrpeancy."

anyway, in the UK, diagnosing yourself as tranny is just a way to get the state to pay for all your oestrogens and that.
>>77482997
i think its a real thing, but i don't think its actually worth all the attention it gets.

the other thing is there is no objective measure of what a tranny is. some want to get rid of their knackers and nob, others want to keep them, others still want to go around be genderfluid, others just like dressing up like girls and being fugged up the bum.

there is no 'medical' definition of what constitutes a tranny besides self-diagnosis essentially. there's starting to find some inklings of biological explanations, but they're still not hard and fast (especially in light of all the variations i've just mentioned)

>>77482940
What's wrong with Hawaiian pizza?
Are you literally that much of a child that you can't appreciate a good balance of flavours?

bet you just eat a plain old boring cheese (not even mozzarella) pizza and call it a margherita

love h3h3 lads

want to sex the jewish girl

>porcini ham
>mushrooms
>garlic
>salami
>healthy dosing of oregano

best pizza

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HAHAHA

YOUR COUNTRY FUCKED

STUPID BULLDOGS

the australian who attacked pepperoni pizza. i can't believe it. such a simple joy in peoples lives who order a pepperoni pizza after a hard days work. and then we have people like that australian who shit all over them. unbelievable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQIzP152JRA

fucking hell the lad that says supermarket pizzas don't have real mozzarella in them is back

he got BTFO multiple times after being shown ingredient lists of even the cheapest pizzas and they all included mozzarella

he's also the one that thinks frozen pizzas are called 'premade pizzas' or some other autistic shite

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Sausage + Mushroom + Red onion

Pineapple + Ham + Jalapeno

>>77483059
how many do you have on the dole

oh no did the mentally ill bloke sterilise himself and permanently damage his kidneys?
oh no did the mentally ill bloke cut off his genitals and now has to prop open his wound to stop it from healing?
oh no did the mentally ill bloke complain when society """mistreats""" him and shuns him for being weird?

>>77483092
Porcini is a type of mushroom not ham you delinquent

reckon Macron is angling to take control of the EU within 5 years

>>77483073
Yeah, that's why I think that the best policy is just to let them be and give them no special positive or negative treatment, which is essentially Thailand's policy.
Ultimately, it's no different from emos and other sub-cultures.

>>77483119
don't care

>>77483118
some of those mentally ill blokes do garner my sexual atention though.

wouldn't mind a go on one of them.

chorizo tomatoes + cherry mushrooms is the best pizza

My boss is a Pakistani businessman who speaks English, Urdu, German, Cantonese, and one or two other languages. He is the ideal citizen to our government: rootless, mercantile, travelling all over the world, never truly at home anywhere.

They're trying to turn us into Jews, essentially.

They like to teach languages in schools because it makes us globalists, implicitly. Luckily, the English are stubborn, and rarely ever learn a language outside of their own. It's the continental Europeans who learn eachothers languages, and thats why, I feel, they find it easier to be part of this borderless European union.

Best pizza:

Spinach, egg, ricotta

or

tuna, red onion, mozzarella

>>77483117
i think its around 500 euro for the people who are unemployed
but this is also for help on the rent and student money (money given to students who attend class and which can go from 100 to 600 depending on your social & economical background)

>>77483129
*backhands you with a gloved hand*
stupid boy

so how do tranny fannys work then?

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>>77483116
pepperoni + green pepper is superior to either of those two combos

>>77483142
Don't care

>>77483149
>money given to students who attend class

WTF i love france now

>>77483152
an open wound which you have to dilate to stop from healing over

Just finished my first book, “The Taming of the Runt”

>>77483174
its only for povvos though
to make the things more fair to everyone

>>77483143
So you're saying the English are arrogant, and presume the world will come to them?

>>77483155
alone? no
but as a Deluxe with mushrooms, red onion and some beef as well its good

>>77483143
I'm also rootless like him.
>citizen of 3 countries
>mixed race
>have cousins/family in at least another 10 countries (who i've visitted)
>lived in a multiculti city
>lived a significant portion of my life in another 4th country
>gf is from some random post-soviet shithole (in asia)

feels alright 2bh.

>>77483194

I don't reply to proxies. Kill yourself.

>>77483202
I'm so sorry.

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haha imagine still living in the place you were born in and speaking only your native language. Literally the homo-erectus of our times.

>>77483197
i can accept that. and i will consider your word next time i order a pie

>>77483149

Per week or month?

Here you have JSA or Universal Credit, £73.10 for a single person over 25, less for younger people, couples get £114.85. The disabled usually get more (ESA and also PIP). But you also get housing benefit and council tax reduction.

Their was a study that showed that after all the bennies, a family on minimum wage would do as well as a family on £70k per year.

You know you lead a sedentary life when you feel guilty about sitting outside of work and using the PC

keep hearing all these adverts for joining the military

definitely considering it but could be a huge mistake i reckon

>>77483235
why?
its nice travelling the world, trying different food, feeling a connection to lots of places.

im glad im british though, given me access to some great institutions educationally and professionally.

>>77483245
*homo-erecti

Sunday morning poo time

Or as they say in the Latin, “shit epoch”.

You know you spend 18 hours a day at your desk, only walking to and from the bed, kitchen, and bathroom.

>>77483256
you'll probably have something put up your bum

>>77483260
>im british

why do wogs always say this? literally no Englishman or Welshman/Scotsman say this, only wogs. It's because deep down you know you aren't so you try to fit yourself under this broad term of "Britishness".

>>77483305
yeah exactly that's what i'm hoping for, but what are the potential downsides?

>>77483245

Never been out of the country m8. Why would I need another language?

lads I've just made some unreal scrambled eggs on toast

feel like crying, best I've ever had

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Hamlet > Othello > Coriolanus > King Lear > Macbeth > Julius Caesar > Romeo and Juliet > The Tempest > As you like it > Henry V > Richard III > The Merchant of Venice >>> the rest

ngl feels quite good to be europish

reminder that your typical Roman family was black

>>77483310
i'll explain my friend.
English and Scottish are ethnic identities. British is the civic nationality of the state which is the United Kingdom. It's useful actually. Countries like say the netherlands have the problem that their ethnic identity has the same name as their civic nationality ie Dutch. In england no one is ethnically british, insofar as English, Welsh and Scottish are separate ethnicities, but they can be civically british, insofar as being a ciitzen of the United Kingdom of Gr8 Britain and Northern Ireland..

>>77483338
Spelled eurotrash wrong

>>77483310

The Queen calls herself British. Is it because she is German?

>join the military
>war breaks out over the South China Sea dispute
>get sent there only to be inevitably heemed by based chinks
Meh, not my "cup of tea" so to speak.

>>77483346
only the elite were

>>77483329
Good boy

>>77483362
FOX

>>77483357
Her Majesty is equally at home in all of her Realms.

She is British when she's here, Australian when there, Canadian, New Zealander, Grenandan, Jamaican, etc. when she's there.

Don't presume to know the thoughts of the Queen

*looks down at the yank*

>>77483399
what's he doing down there?

3 slices of toasted soy & linseed bread
3 scrambled eggs
mound of wilted spinach

Squats in an hour lads

>>77483249
everything is per month here
the mentally/physically disabled also get something in addition called the AAH, i think it's also around 500 euro but i'm not sure
the 500 euro bennies is only for people who are over 25yo or under 25 but with a kid. you can't apply for it if you're -25. In addition to the money every month you get free public transportation, free electricity and heat (or its just reduced), health (doctor, dentists, etc) is 100% free and if you want to pass your driving licence all the fees are paid for you
>Their was a study that showed that after all the bennies, a family on minimum wage would do as well as a family on £70k per year.
hmmm
here it just gave some people a more decent quality of life but it didn't make them wealthy i think

>>77483387
>queen is jamaican
only His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I king ah kings conquering lion of the tribe of Judah is the real monarch of jamaica seen?

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>she doesn't realize that her looks are also sucks

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weekly reminder

It is 5 in the morning and the sun will soon come up.

>>77483440
wake up in the morning and compose a beat.

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>soy

>>77483432
I do wish capitalist twats would fuck off

>>77483447
*citation needed

soy?

bread?

>>77483432
wouldn't everyone just move to the few wealthiest countries? don't see how free movement could work 2bh

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3 cups of don't give a fuck

>>77483440
it's 10am you stupid fucking yank twat cunt fuck of retard

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>I do wish capitalist twats would fuck off

>>77483447
really does my head in that owning a small farmstead to grow my own chicken (and other fowl), my own milk goats (abyssinian ones are particularly good) and own vegetables, herbs, spices and grains - is not really viable.

>>77483471
dayum

>>77483432
Wonder how that surplus would be distributed.

>>77483432
I wonder (((who))) would end up with most of that money??

>>77483458
soy is quite literally a plant based oestrogen mate

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just did this at work

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toil tomorrow

>>77483474
my neighbours keep chickens and pigs in their garden, you don't need a huge amount of space

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>>77483466
The best toast you will get from shop-bought bread, trussss

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>>77483509

>>77483482
>>77483492
the antisemites who blame all their problems on mr shlohbergstein

>>77483468
yes exactly, that's how the extra wealth is created

when you take someone from a poor country and move them to a country with a strong legal system, property rights and good infrastructure they end up being much more productive and create more wealth

>>77483432
Good idea desu, protectionism is a disease

>>77483518
Moshe pls

the average person lives for 30000 days

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>>77483506
>all the other stalls are full
>you walk out only to see your boss waiting to use yours

>>77483474
*foul

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>yah, just popping down to the artisan bakery run by that nice nomadic polish couple to pick up some soy and linseed, Vetunia darling do you want any rollies while I'm out?

>>77483512
its an economy of scale thing i think. if you want a a chicken every two day (that's about how much i eat) - you need more than 5-6 chickens running around in the yard.

no point of spending 3 months growing tomato to save 2 pound from tescos. if you're going to grow food for yourself might as well go big.

>>77483534
the eternal arab who blames all the problems on the jews
a mindbreaking sight

>>77483520
does that wealth get redistributed to the less wealthy countries?

>>77483494
phytoestrogens are good for the body lad, regardless of sex

xenoestrogens are cancerogenic whereas phytoestrogens have no effect on hormonal profile and is protective of cancer

>>77483518
Wasn't thinking about jews, just about the increasing disparity between the rich and the poor.

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>toil cometh dawn

>>77483587
>>77483587
>>77483587
new

>>77483581
at least we dont live in a communist world haha right

>>77483567
IT's like the Mario Kart system - the better you'e doing, the less help you get

There, you get less powerful box items when you're winning, here you get more welfare the less wealthy your country is. So Britain gets noting, the USA and Seden for example get a little, and Sub-saharan Africa gets the most

>>77483576
it's good to eat some phytoestrogens like say from a bit of sesame seeds or oats or lentils/beans every now and then

but eating soya in every single meal is going to cuck you endocrinologically

>>77483567
>smaller workforce in less wealthy countries so they can demand higher wages
>more people in wealthy countries that need resources and products imported from low wealth countries

yes it does