/cum/

Hey guys

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>>77481817
>tfw no bf

discreet masc for masc only
no fats, asians, or femmes

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its coming home

>>77481805
I've read that rent is falling because there's a ton of new construction. There's also a ton of architectural talent in the city, so we're getting really nice modern buildings too.

>>77481849
Even our Z team is going to crush your shitty team. plus we will have homefield for the final lmao

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The doctor is ready to see you

>>77481845
lmao that kid does look like a batboy

>>77481845
>these are the people that complain about bullying by the mainstream
ironic

>>77481880
I wish she were my doctor.

>>77481874

you going to actually score against jamaica this time, Jose?

Is it too late to eat a meatball sandwich?

>>77481926

I gave your mom my meatball sandwich

>>77481926
>bread
>red meat
yaa

>>77481926
It's never too late

>>77481926
I had sex with your mom

I'm not even passionate about engineering itself, I just want to feel like I accomplished something and want decent pay and job stability

heated up that meatball sandwich. Will keep you posted.

>>77482007
I just want power so I can abuse it.

i shan't be going to sleep before 2

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the bf's car

fat pride worldwide

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ABABABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not gonna talk about judy

Jagermeister kinda night

>>77482101
give me a source on that interracial porn, you fucking idiot

>tfw a kid you used to bully committed suicide yesterday
I feel like a monster

>>77482131
put a bullet through your head, aspie idiot

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>>77481817
>he doesn't have a powerlifting core/physique
>laughingcrossfitters.jpeg

Why do non-leafs/burgers/tacos post in /cum/?

>>77482135
i hope you go to prison

>>77482135
reported

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>i actually do own a gun, believe it or not, so you shouldn't say that, you fucking scumbag

>>77482144
This is /int/ you mong.

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learning how to play sultans of swing

I spended 5 years in this prison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BV4_P9prMY

>>77482144
>omg guys nobody but us are allowed in my special club

this is how you sound right now. this is my first time here too.
>>77482101
is this real? its kinda sad if you are a grown man to have this happen.

no shame in it, just that these kinds of things would trigger I believe the term is called an "ass-kicking" here.

>>77482296
kys

t-thanks for the words of encouragement

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name my band

>>77482294
THERE AINT NO TIME I CAN'T DO

>>77482342
The washington country fair band

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>>77482239
top comfy
I'm playing entry of the gladiators.

>>77482342
Elliot Rodgers Lonely Hearts Club Band

>>77482362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWPfR6Zfn2s

What do you think of our first single?

>>77482372
Dog bless Max, that's some wholesome fun right there

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name my band

>>77481817
Look at that fucking treasure trail.

What's up with your body hair big shoots you look like a twelve-year-old Dutch girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11HhZh0E2RY

SOTY?

this doesnt sound anything like it anymore ;_;

you're going back
to missoula

I GOT YOUR NAME WRITTEN HERE, AND A ROSE TATTOO

Guess who gets to wake up in six and a half hours for work and will probably sleep much less than that because of sudden chronic insomnia
That's right, me

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tfw i spend 4 hours a day looking at different parts of the country that are nice on google street view

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Mornin' /cum/bums

>>77482530

least you have a job

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>>77482557
why dont you have a job

>>77482542
I do this too

>>77482562

I dont know

The more retail experience I manage to get(rare as it is), the less companies like target, safeway, bel air, etc hire me back home

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>>77482590
the nice parts are so hard to find because this country is so ugly

>>77482619
fuck off, swede

>>77482624
I spend all my time looking through Europe. America is such an ugly country.

Melbourne looks beautiful on street view.

>>77482648
>Melbourne looks beautiful on street view.
its a shithole irl apparently

>>77481817
>cheat
>still lose
Is this the most Chinese athlete?

>>77482756
>>77482779
Got a raging boner, lads

fuck off dummie dumb swarthoid sw*de

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For the jannies

RAHH I FRIGGING HATE SWEDEN

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Pretty indifferent about them

>>77482957

he's a dominican rapebaby who hates the US for some reason

just filter him

>>77482977

>all the fat misses your tits entirely and goes to your thighs/hips

sad

>>77482994
>misses your tits entirely
Are we watching the same webm?

>>77483010

yah, and you cant tell big tits from saggy tits

>>77483025
not sure you can either

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>round up police car lighting colors in the US by state
>nine mandate RED
>six mandate BLUE
>two mandate RED or BLUE
>twelve mandate RED and BLUE
>one mandates RED or RED and BLUE
>one mandates BLUE or RED and BLUE
>one mandates RED or BLUE or RED and BLUE
>five mandate RED and WHITE
>one mandates RED or RED and WHITE
>one mandates RED and WHITE or RED and AMBER
>two mandate BLUE or BLUE and WHITE
>one mandates RED and BLUE or RED and WHITE
>four mandate RED and BLUE and WHITE
>one mandates BLUE and WHITE and AMBER
>one mandates RED or BLUE or WHITE or AMBER
>Kansas and Wyoming don't mandate the color at all, they just say police cars must have flashy lights

>>77483038

hey, if you like pancakes, thats your business

>>77482977
would fuck to death

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Is Marco right?

>>77483049
Huh. This I never knew. Time to find out what colors they have to be here in Colorado.

>>77483103
marco is just angry that he wont get his last meal

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>>77483156
Red and blue and white. I've got all this information off the website of an emergency lighting supplier, so I can't guarantee that it's correct. I'm not going to dig through fifty legal statues.

>>77483103
I don't know what to think about the death penalty desu. On one hand, murderers are scum. On the other hand, I don't like the idea that the gov gets to kill it's citizens.

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I'd dig through her statue IYKWIM

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RNH dumb

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Also what's the fucking deal with every state police and county police and town police in the US putting different color patterns and stripes and writing on their cars? How are you ever supposed to know whether a so-called police car is actual law enforcement or just a mall cop or college cop without authorities when they stop behind you?

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>>77483350
>mall cop stopping people on the road

well for one that would be illegal

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some of you guys are alright
dont come to cum tomorrow

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Reminder

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>>77483401
live by the cum

die by the cum

>>77483395
But they could stop me in a mall parking lot and I wouldn't know whether they can actually hand me a fine or whether I can just tell them to fuck off because they have no legal power and only criss cross the mall for deterrence.

>>77483431
just drive out of the mall parking lot

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Also how the fuck are plate scanners legal? Do you like the police tracking your movement?

>>77483488
The problem is they haven't been made illegal.

>>77483465
are you the swede that took the pictures of yourself with all those guys penises on your face?

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>be canadian

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>>77483562
BE AMERICAN

>>77483414
Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

>>77483516
They have - in Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Tennessee, Arkansas and Utah. Based upper New England wins again.

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>>77483574
>

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>>77483687
This meme is suspect

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fuck me up

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what a COMFY morning buds

>>77483828
just think it's only 2:23 for some

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>>77483538
Why is this allowed? I assume anon in question is in here.

>>77483885
poor saps

>>77483896
It's 5am

>>77483704
I made it myself and it is high quality

>>77483997
And he hasn't had a normal sleeping schedule in 7 years. Could be that he is in here now.

>>77482393
Rudolph and the Chain Gang

MY COCK IS SOOO HARD

/cum/ you're like lightning in a bottle, I can't let you got now that I got it

What/s fun game to play?
preferably a strategy

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>>77484047
>believing people on the internet

Fantastic.

>>77484110
civilization

>>77484124
Is it such a hard thing to believe when it comes to people on 4chan?

>>77484124
nice rack. a bit saggy though, but still nice.

>>77484169
grain of salt and whatnot

>>77484185
>saggy

Sad life you live

>>77484214
>Sad life you live
or its so perfect that i am picky about tits.

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>>77484241
Oy

>>77484262
Ben Garrison isn't a neo-nazi himself, just very Republican.

Andrew Anglin literally fucks kids from the Philippines though, and it's shocking that our intelligence agencies haven't nabbed him in the act. Time will tell, however. He also looks like an albino African desu.

>>77484214
Sure, but do you really assume that I don't take things with a grain of salt, just because I was ready to ask about it?

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>>77484321
I assume you trying to track down the person who posted a random comment on the internet would be susceptible to "flights of fancy"

>>77484327
Gay

>>77484384
Yes, I moved the arrow on my screen to the /cum/ general, and clicked, and then I asked for him. Not exactly the same as seaching high and low for this person.

>>77484439
Well please, continue with your case study that isn't....all that important

>>77484384
muh dick

>>77484476
I ended it once I started talking to you, do you want to fight me or not? Let's step outside.

Pewdipie will move to Los Angeles following the brexit

added sweden to the filter

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>>77484481
Egregious

what is globalism exactly

>>77484575
Got the ac set at 69

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DITQRu9EvI

Is this guy's channel ironic or is he just insane?

>>77484631
>ironically eating all those food and getting all those fat related diseases
must be insane.

>>77484575
one size fits all government where nobody is comfortable or happy

>>77484631
Post-ironic irony

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Wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

>>77484768
you could

cut ties with all the lies that you've been livin in and if you do not want to see me again I would

understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

the angry boy a bit too insane, icing over a secret pain

you know you don't belong

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Imagine that guitar never gets played

i always wonder if an any heterosexual american man would fuck an asian trap?

>>77484820
no it does

its annoying because she plays it on cam more than she plays with herself on cam

>>77484820
>>77484768
nice

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Some of this may be NSFW so get your parent's permission before clicking

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>>77484894
stuck my hand in a girls pants once and it felt like I was feeding a horse desu

*wakes up*
Lol

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>>77484888
thats a bit rude my friend. not an appropriate gentleman behavior.

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>just finished my second jar of peanut butter today
skinny people are so lucky

>>77484956
What am I looking at here?

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>>77484933
how many times you fed a horse to know the difference?

>>77484956
smells like fish

>>77485018
plenty of times, it's similar to feeding a cow as well

>>77484985
The pusy

horses are pretty gay animals but their noses feel nice and velvety

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plenty impressed with the activity on cum right now

>>77485057
Oh.

>>77485071
that's a tranny

>>77485071
thats very hot.

>>77485108
what's hot about it?
it's a man in drag sucking on a bottle

are you by any chance gay?

also, why are 75% of the "women" on tinder in istanbul actually men in women's clothing?

turkey is a very gay country

>>77485144
is it really a man though? i thought it was a woman. eh maybe the angle and the lightning makes the difference.

>>77485101
>>77485144
Quite right. That shall not be enjoyed at all cause it's a woman (dude).

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>dane and german show up
>thread becomes significantly less comfy immediately

>>77485207
lol

*makes it comfy again*

>>77485207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60

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"Dane"

>girlasslick.avi

>>77485275
she looks like she is hungry for poopoo LOL

>"nice webm"

>>77485307
hahahaha maybe she pooped in her mouth and that's why she doesn't want to kiss

>>77485307
>>77485362
Quality posts

i am out. thanks for the fap material.

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are you proud of me /cum/???

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>>77485474
Don't even know what this means

>>77485474
I'm always proud of you, anon...

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>>77485500
I got the 103rd best GR clear as a solo necro in Diablo

>>77485508
Thanks denbud

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>>77485544
>mifl

Based Ohio

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Peace niggas

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Wish I had some weed

>>77485688
later bud have a good one

>>77485708
so glad I kicked that habit, the dependency on weed was mentally worse than cigarette and alcohol addiction.

I swear they cut it with something much more addictive.

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>>77485749
I wouldn't say it's worse than tobacco and alcohol but it's up there

I still laugh when people say it's not addictive

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>>77485817
too skinny

>>77485817
I was speaking for myself, I only smoked for about a year and I've been conscious about becoming an alcoholic since I was very young because literally every male in my family is one.

If you're going to be addicted to one thing though, health wise it's probably one of the best. But fuck can it be shitty when you don't have any. Still get cravings when I smell it but nowhere like when I quit cold turkey.

>>77485839
b-but they have guns

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>>77485858
>Still get cravings when I smell it but nowhere like when I quit cold turkey.
Tell me about it, I smoked weed for about 5 years straight since it's so easy to get it here and I quit smoking 6 months ago or so

I tried alcohol right after but I couldn't stand the hangovers

>>77485947
>why don't they just drone strike everybody????????
why are they losing in afghanistan

>>77486220
>losing

what was the objective again?

>>77486220
there is a difference between agile ayrabs in the desert and fat fucking scooter ameriturds in their suburbs

>>77486298
absolutely no idea

D E A D

bathyscaphe

>>77486924
asian girlfeet

A L I V E

I have decided to leave /cum/ forever. I can't bear to see the thread like this

>>77487169
plz don't leave me

>>77487169
It always get like this at these hours

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>>77487234
don't encourage drama queens

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>>77487307
He's dead to me

>>77487307
amazing. this was from some tv show right?

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>>77487326
i'll take you on

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>>77487441
"community" i believe

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tfw no gf

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>>77487558
I've been single for years, I was okay with it. Video games and my job are getting boring and I'm lonely now. Even as I say this, I would never want a gf because my hobbies are too nerdy and I like solitude.

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>>77487618
so you're bitching and moaning just to bitch and moan?

>>77487655
Yes. I want a gf, but I also don't.

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like half of this thread is filtered

is there really that many swedish and german posts

>filtering

can't think of a more serious indicator of clinical autism

>>77487677
Yeah. Some fucking swede and non foot kraut kraut were here earlier shitting up the place

>>77487744
It's the suicidal homosexual swedish scat fetishist who regularly comes here to vent

>>77487941
kill yourself fucking scumbga

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>>77487941
awful

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>have to open at 5am 3 times this week
pic is me

Asshole hurts rn

>>77488086
what happened? :-)

>>77488100
got buggered by me mum

Just received two filtered (You)s

>>77488086
>>77488156
DONT be gay

>>77488156
hi

>>77488156
from whom?

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>>77488183
Hey Danmark

>>77488241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmYN1bsoVgQ

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shan't

i am angry
angry about white genocide

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>>77488263
hi qt, just woke up?

>>77488426
No, I've been up since 3 or so

>makes an antagonizing post
>expects me to respond
wdhmbt?

>>77488471
Is this you Conway?

Can you do everyone a fucking favor and stop replying to "proxymark"? You started this mess be giving that blue blooded Canadian cuck attention and popularizing mindless amime/gay posting among newfags like with wisconsin? Isn't it bad enough that you split /cum/ up with /Dixie/ which was always a non permanent general? You really fucked this place over, the least you can do is stop feeding this proxy (you)s

>>77488625
lol no

Who are you btw?

>>77488657
A concerned /cum/tizin

>>77488734
/dixie/ wasn't me and there's only two people from /cum/ who post there so idk why you're so butthurt about it lol

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i think i'm starting to become too recognisable on this board

i'd better stop talking about my interests and dreams

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rate

>>77488770
Your my obsession

>>77488765
I'm more upset that there are people replying to the proxy like he isn't a proxy

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>>77488847

>>77488885
I don't really care

>>77488814
id sex both if they had good personalities

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No idea who this is.

so how can i move to wisconsin

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>>77489029
>>77489105

apply for work visa, move to wisconsin

>>77489105
why would you want to move to the US

Want Wisconsin to move here with me :3

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>>77489167
memes aside, it is a great place to live

>>77489221
looks hot as hell

New bread
>>77489273
>>77489273
>>77489273

>>77489123
can you help me?

>>77489167
walmart