/brit/

>>77478183
Foy

Sara

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ah yes yanks

babestation

>>77478067
No, only sex raises it; wanking actually lowers your T

https://www.anabolicmen.com/ejaculation-testosterone/

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night lads x

>>77478222
that makes no sense

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Do France bro get killed by a somali?

>PAY FOR MY BIRTH CONTROL PILLS NOW REEEEE

really hate women 2bh

>>77478196
post your face

can't wait until everyone speaks english so humanity can put this barbaric barrier behind us

about to peel my banana, wish me luck lads

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>>77478247
n-no bully

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Why are French women so much better than Angl* women?

>>77478222
>anabolicmen.com
really trustworthy source

i love the sound of you walking away

>>77478266
foy

love leaving without a sound

Lis'nin ta' dadrock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Eg4jpRJebE

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>>77478266
>french pornstar

>>77478264
Hmmmmmmmmm

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>>77478268

>>77478268
dried up tattooed whore now

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>>77478290

please use my image next time, thanks.

Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave

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>>77478268
what about dutch women? oh wait..

mom bought some jameson boys
we're having fun tonight

>>77478290
for some reasons i knew /tv/'s braaapposters were brits

>>77478308
Can you change the font colour? Can't see it very well and just looks like another slagpost

>>77478268
They're pretty, but the last one I've dealt with was a horrible bitch.

Why does the UK only have 2x the GDP of Australia when they have 3x the population?

Why does Canada only have 1.25x the GDP of Australia despite having 1.5x the population?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what is this news about a french singer songwriter who was electrocuted on stage and died from her injuries?

mum bought us a dildo

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*Walks towards you*

>>77478321
don't go on /tv/ m8, braaaapposting is on almost every board

>>77478327
Australia superpower by 2050 confirmed

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The so-called gf.

mother let me use her credit card to order a helium tank

>>77478321
brpapapwaptpt

>>77478322
i'll lightenin the brown in the next edition, stay tuned for tomorrow.

>>77478327
3x the population? TINY

>>77478351
Not sure if a really short slut or an actual midget.

Would bang anyway though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efy5XLnhNJo
big choon, used to love it in year 10

>>77478327
>Why does the UK only have 2x the GDP of Australia when they have 3x the population?

Pakis

>>77478351
>yank sjw
ew

Need a good rodgering

>>77478351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30hdiekok7A

made the mistake of going to /tv/
shan't be doing that again

you don't get to bring friends

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>>77478232
What a chubby kot!

>>77478371
ermmm immigrants are the lifeblood of our nhs sweaty xx

>>77478351
Would violently gag her with my willy until she spews chunks all over me bollocks

>>77478373
she has been "redpilled" now apparently. a cash grab on her end. she realized she was on a sinking ship and switched sides so i hear

>>77478382
Fuck those white trash dumbfucks.

>>77478308

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGbXxUtuvLE

>>77478390
Lifeblood as in an endless stream of chancer patients that drain its resources???????? HMM????????????

reckon jews are actual human beings? think they belong to a whole other species.

>>77478417
anyone of any colour can get cancer sweaty pumpkin xx

What's this Dunkirk film then?

eating pickled eggs

>>77478400
probably just realised there's more money on right than left.

>>77478429
Stop getting cancer

>>77478406
More like a trainline from mogadishu to london, via karachi.

>>77478436
shit

>>77478413
can't look at girl arses and listen to this at the same time

>>77478459
have a thick head of hair honeybunch xxx

>>77478436
Some shite about a beach where some pedo shot some school kids or summat

>>77478465
>looking at girls asses
You do realize that girls shit from there, right?

>>77478471
*Smacks your ass*

>>77478489
>You do realize that
piss off you reddit twat

>>77478495
>ass
FOY

>>77478489
>realize
FOY

>>77478447
this
look at the rightist betas that suck up to lauren southern

>>77478499
>>77478516
>>77478521
you do realise that birds shite from their bums innit

lauren southern is a white nationalist

love god
love jesus
love the bible

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Lads how do I stop loving my country? My patriotism does nothing but hurt me now.

There's nothing left to love Al anymore, yet I still do, for some reason.

Business idea: Deport all the yanks from /brit/

any yanks in? love yanks I do

>>77478552
doesnt sound profitable

>>77478539
>using shite in the wrong context
honestly just FUCK off YANK

>>77478417
Calm down

>>77478539
does not compute

>>77478539
love watching girl's back bums while they poo and front bums while they wee
simple as

>>77478526
ye cannot believe the delusion some of those virgins have desu

>>77478541
would eat her ass out any day anyway

>>77478539
>birds shite from their bums

lauren southern gf

slow night
is /brit/ in fact normies central?

Hate Christian Metal

>>77478547
Spend some time in a better country

>>77478462
Sorry your geography out mate

>>77478599
is asshole kosher

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>>77478547
>not rekindling the nation
dont lie about patriotism

imagine the type of man who puts his mouth near an anus
most dire specimen of a human

>>77478489
Even better

>>77478599
slap some hummus on that ass and you're good to go

>>77478585
t. paki

>>77478539
Good post

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eating a cheeky pizza lads x

>>77478643
I don't bloody think sharia allows it

>>77478643
*pinches a slice while you look away*

>>77478639
You're not wrong but calm down

>>77478638
Why would I want to mask the heavenly taste of her salty anal sweat?

not eating arse is a sign of low test

>>77478643
Fucks sake I'm hungry now in bed at half 4 in they morning

>>77478541
makes sense, she's a mixed mutt from canada who spends most of her time in america and sees herself as the saviour of all of europe

>>77478643
haven't had a pizza in 3 years, wouldn't mind one though

come to think of it donuts wouldn't be bad either

>>77478643
*Pinches a slice as well*

>>77478643
can i have some?
*takes a slice before you can respond*

>>77478643
fat cunt

>>77478676
>donuts

the ultimate yankism, you should be ashamed of yourself

What exactly is "eating arse"? What precisely does it entail?

>>77478616
it's half four mate

ERMMMM you guys know poo comes from their bums right? Why would you want to lick that

>>77478693
you bite down really hard on a slag's arsecheek until she cums

>>77478659
Stop leeching off of public services

>>77478701
love licking up poo, does strange things to my willy

business idea: employ australians as walking bidets

>>77478701
jews

>>77478709
I don't I'm literally in uni studying econ and will likely end up in the civil service eventually

>>77478688
can honestly see him trying to declare himself emperor if he wins again in 2022, france will probably be on the verge of civil war at that point

>tfw I'm a girl and poo comes out of my butt

haha

>>77478643
*takes the really big one*

So did everyone else start on /b/? Is that still how it works? I skimmed through it a few minutes ago and it's all porn now. i'm thinking the bulk of them went to /pol/ and /tv/

>>77478737
a girl (female) or girl (male)?

>>77478643
*Pretend not to notice how many slices you've taken but keeps a mental note*

>>77478729
public servant runtoid

ah yes look at me just sitting in an office signing papers for 40 years while the taxpayer throws money at me, wahey

>>77478754
no

just implemented a multiply operation that takes one hundred and fourty two (142) cycles!! what am i like...lmoa!

>>77478755
>girl (female)
this one

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What's up invaders? Chris here. Today we're in Venice Beach for Mommy makeout day.

>>77478754
started on /early /qa/ and /s4s/
then moved to /v/
now it's /int/, /sp/ and /mu/

>>77478222
and being in a relationship lowers it. have sex with lots of strangers and get herpes for maximum gainz

>>77478775
Live h3

why do people limit themselves to certain boards? sometimes I literally just spend a few hours going to every single board on the top banner looking for threads I like

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=54d_1333752609

ah yes

>>77478773
pics xx

>>77478799
virus

>>77478794
dont care to go elsewhere

>>77478809
didn't give you permission to speak yankoid

>>77478732
He is trying to shaft the military budget now and a general just resigned
Wouldn't be surprised to see him getting guillotined soon enough, a coup d'etat is coming up on him really soon

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*strolls into the thread*

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>>77478808
you better smartin up RIGHT fuckin now

>>77478794
most don't interest me
spend most of my time on here on /int/
only other boards i regularly use are /sp/, /tv/, /his/
lurk on /gif/, /k/ and /v/ a bit

any devon man in

>>77478757
Eh I'm keeping my options open and the pay honestly isn't that great

Actually I learned commonwealth xunts

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>>77478264
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

reckon everyone in the public service should be summarily executed

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bedtime, night lads xx

love a man with girth

looking for a strong bull to pozz me up

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>>77478818
*murders kin*

>>77478757
>>77478843
Phones fucked

I learned commonwealth cunts can become civil servants more easily here, I'm hoping it's vice verse too, would like to more abroad for a while

>>77478818
can't wait to see him spitting blood after mayweather KOs him

>>77478859
love cats, hate dogs, simple as

>>77478732
france is already in the middle of a civil war
the media is just suppressing it

>>77478899
paki

*puts a fatwa on all the brown folk that make up the drain that is public services*

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Me n the lads

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>>77478859
Night! x

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Australian man committing war crimes against the Emu.

Pay reparations, NOW.

>>77478859
nighty night sweaty xx

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>>77478859

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>>77478899
paki scum! SCUM!

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>>77478886
>mayweather
>ko

*puts a fatwa on canada*

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just remembered a really embarrassing moment

embarrassed a yank in front of his oneitis once

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REALLY fires a neuron

Had a mad paki slag stalker once back in high school. Ended up punching her in the face when she started throwing a fit at me haha.

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*blocks your path*

>>77478878
you have to be an australian citizen to be employed by the government here

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me n the lads on a mad one

>>77478974
the fuck's with that neck

fucking mutant freak

>>77478985
classic british banter

once called the principal mum while she was berating me for doing something stupid I can't remember in 5th grade

reckon that's where my femdom fetish originated

>>77478945
how do i stop that from happening
it's killing me

business idea: weaponised emus

>>77478985
good post

>>77478985
this is what god intended

>>77478945
what happened?

>>77478985
why did i watch that entire webm

business idea: amnesia pills

Reckon that watersports is the fetish of patricians

>>77479009
nlp
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

>>77479032
So what's it like living in Israel?

all of you are bent

>>77478985
haha cute, babys first hardcore gay webm

give me a minute, i'll blow your socks off. might get a ban for this

>>77479056
bit grim

>>77479065
only ironically

>>77479045
tldr
does alcohol works?

wish I were israeli, reckon mandatory conscription would have sorted me right out

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>>77479065
Me on the right you on the left

>>77479069
fuck the mods man, post the gayest shit you have on your hard drive. it'll be funny

>>77479030
a girl was into me and i could have made her my gf but i fucked it

LADS PLEASE I NEED A BUSINESS IDEA RIGHT NOW ! ! ! !

>>77479118
Iktf lad

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d2_1500693749

howling at this snivelling little toad

>>77479135
business idea: sell business ideas to gullible idiots

>>77479118
Don't worry mate we all have those, what matters is that at least you had the opportunity

>>77479142
Virus do not click

>>77478985
I wonder how scripted that orgy was.

Did they have specific people they had to fuck?
For how long? In what position? Where? With words or moans to go with it?

Makes me think.

>>77479135
Start a hedge fund

>>77479135
A business that produces business ideas

>>77478327
GDP doesn't count when the chinese communist party can revoke it all instantly by choosing a different coal supplier mate

>>77479090
no

>>77479135
business idea: make the yanks pay 250 years of outstanding taxes and fix britain's economy in one fell swoop

>>77479135
killable emu's for aussie war vets

>>77479180
shan't be paying a single pence

>>77479152
that's super gay man. you held on to your word

/brit/ is a Christian general

>>77479152
I'm gay and I find this quite repulsive.

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>>77479152
WHY

>>77479170
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Australia

mining is only 7% of our GDP though, never understood this meme

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>>77479203

fuck fuck fuck lads you got to help me I was using dad's vice grip on my nads and accidentanly broke it what the fuck do i do

>>77479174
can't be arsed then
sidenote: do you lads happen to wee in the sink?

>>77479203
Wrong

>>77479152
No reaction upon watching this

>>77479249
So much for having Balls of steel waheyy

>>77479203
not a single person here who isn't an atheist

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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500757741925.webm

>>77479203
not quite

/brit/ is however a radical centrist general though

>>77479262
Jesuit/paki

>>77479277
me on top

>>77479152
Wish that was me

>>77479268
>atheist
Fuck off underage

>>77479268
i'm a greek orthodox. even had special access into mount athos where the gifts of the magi are held. AMA

>>77479306
wog insect

>>77479277
Me and the missus on a normal night

>>77479306
>AMA
Can you fuck off back to r*ddit??????

>>77479321
not a single person here who isn't a redditor

>>77479335
will be giving this post gold shortly

edit: fuck trump and fuck white people

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>>77479321
nothing wrong with reddit mate

>>77479345
>yank humour

grim

>>77479335
Yer makin my piss boil m8...........

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>>77479344

>>77479351
T. Bender

>>77479359
hate cats

Might go to sleep

>>77479359
Haha stupid kots

>>77479373
tory bastard

>>77479353
blech!

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>>77479277
Demian Maia-esque in his back control, Joe.

any white man in

>>77479359
heart literally melts every time i see this webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYPMbLO4pAY

kek

>>77479371
Nothing wrong with enjoying a cock up your arse mate

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>>77479385

*walks onto the set*
Hey honey!
*laugh track*
Shall we have........... SEX!?!?
*pre-recorded audience gasps and murmurs*

Dire yank "humour"

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>>77479408
named my son after big dave

>>77479373
'ed

>>77479397
I usually don't save cats, really an exception.

>>77479408
wtf i wanna vote cameron now

>>77479400
T. Bender

>>77479418
It's a good name t?bh

*BUUUURP* There is no god Morty, he's not real.

ah geez Rick, I dunno, can't we just like talk about something else for once?

Sure Morty, you know what else isn't real? X and Y Chromosomes Morty, i-i-it's all a social construct Morty.

oh man Rick, that doesn't make any sense you can't just decide to be whatever you want there's you know stuff that makes boys and girls different.

Fuck you Morty *BUUURP* you can be whatever you want, look at me Morty I'm a pickle, PICKLE RICK!

STILL cannot believe they had a character named Bender in Futurama lads

>>77479445
didn't

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>His country doesn't have a kot PM for kots
non-country

god does exist my friends

and he was an american

>>77479456
you're not thai and you never will be thai, you're just a farang to them

>>77479447
Bender doesn't mean here what it means in the UK. A bender in the US is a binge drinking session.

>>77479470
true

>>77479437
It's the sensation on the prostate I enjoy and the man cock stretching the ol' sphincter to ripping point not the cock itself
literally nothing gay about it

>>77479475
Hello bender

>>77479470
Why would anyone want to be Thai????

>>77479158
kek

>>77479481
say the thai king is a bender

>>77479475
Oh look it's the yank English lecturer lads

>>77479459
what the fuck

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are there any notable british businessmen who molded the country into what it is today?

pacito pacito

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>>77479491
wouldn't mind living in thailand, enjoyed it immensely when I visited in 2011

>>77479545
Nice Bonsai garden you chink.

>>77479526
keynes

>>77479545
Their language alone instills a murderous rage within my very being

>>77479570
vietnamese is worse

Listening to Yanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlXt9Wa7pk

200+, brainiac
>test cricket

120-200, muscular mind
>baseball
>rugby union
>T20 and ODI cricket
>cycling
>boxing

100-120, """smart"""
>golf
>tennis
>ice hockey
>australian rules

80-100, mong
>soccer
>american football
>field hockey
>darts
>MMA
>motor """sports"""

<80, vegetable
>basketball

>>77479582
Still more intelligible than th*i

>>77479598
>>>/sp/cric

>>77479602
>intelligible
so you understand some Vietnamese?

neither are intelligible to you.

>>77479598
me in both 100-120 and 120-200

>>77479598
Where does competitive street shitting fall?

>>77479598
250+
>Shinty

only sport for me are videogames lads

>>77479595
what's there to watch here

>>77479624
No but my dad owned a pub in Hanoi at one point

>>77479654
That's pretty cool.. still their language winds me up.
Every word is one syllable so it's highly tonal from what I understand.

>>77479598
>listing IQs above 160
fuck off yank

>>77479650
Rodeo finished. Nowt but moths now.

Normie Yanks partying on this one.
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

have a 178iq but i'm not one to brag haha

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>>77479693
*blocks your path*

IQ is simply a measure of how fast you can think

>>77479700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9pavMzUY-c

prefer japan myself

>>77479700
now THIS is good. i'm watching this. howie mandel just put out his cigarette

It requires 500 iq to fully understand kabaddi

>>77479747
IQ isn't real. It has been debunked several times.

>>77479526
Robert Owen
George Stephenson
Isambard Kingdom Brunel

>>77479721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-788Upky2Y

It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

the frogs are upset that Dunkirk portrays them as cowards

>>77479781
I TRIED SOOOO HAAAAARD

Expanding my brain power

>>77479767
brainlet mong

I'll concede that it isn't tied to race or ethnicity though, the reason why Africans perform so badly is they live in slums in Nigeria with no running water or education and Asians perform so well due to their ridiculously grim upbringing performing rotary memory-based tasks for school

tired of hearing about volleyball

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new thread needed

>>77479812
>>77479812
>>77479812

>>77479799
You misunderstood what I was saying. There are better, more accurate metrics to measure intelligence than IQ.