>you wake up in finland
>stay inside
>drink
will I fit in?
>>77469230
Something something too fat
Do I wake up specifically next to that car throwing dirty water at me ?
>>77469249
Something something depressed stabbing
Get to one of them fenno-swede areas so I can communicate with people.
>>77469310
You wake up in my bed french boi
>>77469188
Is autismoland really as depressing as they say OP?
>>77469347
You don't speak English?
>>77469432
yes
Can't tell any difference.
>>77469456
Oh yeah...
>>77469487
Women in Finland are much uglier
Sad but truest thing ever said
>>77469521
Compared to russia? I aren't think that
>>77469188
Im so thankful that my country is still strong.
>>77469521
>Implying I will not lose my consciousness around then anyways.
>>77469188
It it weren't for the pharmacy sign I'd think this is Russia. Isn't Finland supposed to be a 1st world country?
>>77469188
>wake up in Finland
>see outside the window
>Immediately close the curtains before setting my sight on the outside world because the room is damp enough to already know it's raining outside
>drink warm kvass because I forgot to put it in the fridge
>make chebureki and water it down with a full glass of vodka
>now possess enough courage to go to the nearest store to buy two packs of cigarettes
>return home, lock the door,
>keep the lights off
>sit in the already damp and cold couch, carefully ironing any wrinkles with my hand, as if I was caressing it
>put out a sudden deep breath as I look around the 20m2 apartment
>the fridge still singing its rusty, noisy song since it hasn't been fixed in months. The deep freezer is not in use for years
>reach for my phone under the couch seat, turn on the Wi-Fi, stumble as I try to remember the neighbour's password
>put on a Chet Baker playlist which mixes tremendously with the outside rain
>light my first cigarette in a ritualistic manner, the first of many
>the ashtray is full to the brim, I forgot I live alone
>suddenly the smell of stale cigarettes and smoke coming from the curtains and the furniture is attacking all of my senses
>I notice the white walls are now almost completely yellow from the smoke
>let out a deep sigh again as I scratch my chin, noticing it's been a while since I've shaved
>slowly dozing away, the pressure of the city air killing my will to live
>lose myself to the noise of the fridge, the violent hallway rants, the rain and passing vehicles outside
>fall asleep with a burning cigarette
>die in a fire
>>77469697
Finland is what you get when you mix Sweden and Russia
>>77469922
This. The beauty of the Swedish landscape with all the problems of Russia
>>77469697
>Isn't Finland supposed to be a 1st world country?
Just by comparing viipuri and lappeeranta you get you answer. Immediately after you cross the border to russian side, is like arriving to mordor: depressing grey shithole
> Apteekki
No wonder they're all autistic af, I'd be too, if I had to speak such a language
>>77470863
EI SAA PEITTÄÄ EBIN HOMO PETTRI
>>77470863
same as Apteka, im sure that word is common in europe
>>77469188
what village is this
>>77472163
tampere