/brit/

Up the RA

Is this a 'chon only zone?

Don't hold back...must invade weaker country's......Stop them killing each other like they have done for centuries......Introduce peace and stability.....Give them justice......Introduce trials by jury.......Increase commerce.......Build, hospitals,roads,schools, and university's....Then sit back and watch as they fuck it all up once they have independence and govern themselves.

babestation

>>77469010
fucking kill yourself you utter mong

>>77469058
was this supposed to be read in tune to Galvanise

night walk time me thinks

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>this is the largest infrastructure project in the North
interesting

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The master race gf

>>77469089
YOU WILL DIE

wonder what goes through a girls head when shes fucking with 3 boys at once

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>>77469012
comfy

>>77469094
cant breathe

>>77469111
c=

>>77469089
Pics of your adventures for the lads

>>77469122
A penis

We're all in here

>>77468751

>>77468751

>>77468751

>>77468751

>>77468751

>>77469128
]^:<

phlegmy throat and a sore throat

wonderful combo to have on a saturday

>>77469122
Mmmmmmm cock

>>77469089
nonce

Wish I could live in Germany

they're not snobby cunts like the French, and they're not slightly third world like the Italians. They're actually rather like us. Except better.

allsion brie is th hottest hollywood jewess and a top level waifu
also these captchas are pissing me the fuck off, have to solve them liteally 10+ times to make one post

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>>77469094
>this is currently one of the many infrastructure projects in the South
The North is dire

ESSENTIAL viewing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVGV2UqSCbU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVGV2UqSCbU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVGV2UqSCbU

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Dietrich von Choltitz is chiefly remembered for his role as the last commander of Nazi-occupied Paris in 1944.

Hitler instructed him to be prepared to leave no Parisian religious building or historical monument standing.

In August of 1944, Hitler telephoned Choltitz at his headquarters in the Hôtel Meurice, in a rage, screaming, "Brennt Paris?" ("Is Paris burning?")

On 25 August, Choltitz surrendered the German garrison of 17,000 men to the Free French, leaving the city largely intact. Choltitz has been described by some as the "Saviour of Paris"

In 1956 he visited his wartime headquarters at the Hôtel Meurice in Paris. The long-time barman of the hotel recognized the man with "impossibly correct posture" wandering around the bar as if in a daze. He asked to see his old room. After seeing his old quarters for no more than fifteen minutes, he left the hotel

nope, get back in here cunts, not 310 yet
>>77464506
>>77464506
>>77464506

>>77469157
don your finest suit of heavy armour and come with me then

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doing a read

>>77469174
legacy captcha time you pleblet

HS2 is an absolute joke

>>77469152
>northerner interacting with europeans
howling

>>77469123
looks grim to me, the road, the weather, the palette

can't for the life of me think of this song and it's driving me insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv6f3lplUf8

WTF I HATE CHINA NOW

>>77469207
only 2 days until his birthday hope he has a good one xx

we're all in here

>>77464506
>>77464506
>>77464506
>>77464506
>>77464506

Riyadh is actually an alright place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9hKZX0bhw4

>>77469250
des pas ito?

>>77469250
probably something shit ahahaa

>>77469239
its called winter

>>77469273
actual rasheed

>>77469280
don't get why the Normrods are dropping to their knees at this song
why is it so good?

>>77469268
Neck yourself you absolute twat.

>>77469273
looks like las vegas. grim

>>77469207
>young parents
>father 26, mother 30

poor guy, never had a chance

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CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

>>77469273
Probably not many crashes in Saudi

>>77469334
see it was accurate all along

love mushrooms

remember when I went through a period of not liking mushrooms when I was a kid, what a stupid period of my life that was

just shagged the m8's gf

>>77469321
nope, it's not 310 in that thread yet
get back in there

anyone watched It Comes At Night
any good?

>>77469289
umm sweaty it's autumn x

everyone in the /soc/ face rate thread have one thing in common
its the droopy virgin eyes

>>77469338
>mother 4 years older than the father
can't imagine how fucked up that relationship must have been

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>>77469370
*coughs*

>>77469122
stereotypical french person obsessed with having a menage a trois

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Me on the Left

>>77469379
i wathced myself cum at night

>>77469379
mine cums at night if you get me xppp

>>77469429
a girl + 3 boys would be 4

>>77469437
Me on the right
You were a shit lay, one of the problems of coke dick I guess

>>77469460
stereotypical

>>77469437
deano

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>>77469390
how droll

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On 20 January 1942., SS-Obergruppenführer Reinhard Heydrich called an administrative meeting of leaders of various government departments. Heydrich outlined how European Jews would be rounded up and sent to extermination camps in the General Government, where they would be killed.

Heydrich spoke for nearly an hour. Then followed about thirty minutes of questions and comments.

Heydrich had expected a lot of resistance, but was instead surprised he had found "an atmosphere of agreement."

Einsatzgruppen were assigned to follow the army into the conquered areas and round up and kill Jews. All male Jews between the ages of 15 and 45 to be shot.

After the War, most Jews would first be transported eastward to Siberia to be worked to death.

In addition to eliminating Jews, the Heydrich also planned to reduce the population of the conquered territories by 30 million people through starvation.

Jews over 65 years old, and Jewish World War I veterans who had been severely wounded or who had won the Iron Cross would not be killed.

quite partial to a spot of amateur french porn if I'm being truthful

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>>77469485
Reckon I could HEEM you, you dumb bint

on the third dark fruits lads

>>77469543
you utter nutter!!

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all of these women rejected me on dating sites

>>77469523
Shan't.

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would love to know whats going on in this image

>>77469591
you must look vile then

>>77469591
breh...

>>77469239
i live in new england and it's always like that in the late fall and winter

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*rolls over*
*looks at you*

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>>77469543
Thinking about walking to the corner store for some 'der myself desu

>>77469541
Never seen a more insecure looking lad

>>77469382
i've got those haha
i've shagged loads of birds (mostly drunk munters) but still give off most of the virgin red flags
not a virgin, just live the virgin lifestyle simple as

ah yes want to go for a nice bike ride tomorrow but no its raining all day

>>77469591
how did that work out for the ol' self confidence?

nuke mecca

Getting called a paki again on /int/

>>77469639
what cider do they have in yankistan

>corner store
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

>>77469605
Fedora wearing fat guy is folding a katana 1000 times over.

>>77469633
What's your fot kot's name?

>>77469643
>not a virgin, just live the virgin lifestyle simple as
the patrician way

>>77469662
all of them

>>77469661
Provincials are not human mate, ignore them

>>77469631
plant some evergreens or your soul will be destroyed by its misery

>corner STORE

snorting, spluttering and squealing

Genuinely hope the passfag waifu mong gets cancer and dies shitting through a tube in his stomach

Asked earlier but forgot to take note of answers.
Good games for shit PC's?

>>77469662
Angry Orchard
Sonoma Cider
Locust Cider
A few imports from England

look at the state of this cunts flat
https://youtu.be/I0IwMoSTfnw?t=7m8s

Please forgive my repugnant body odour and obsession with sexual depravity: I'm French

>>77469702
what type you gonna get

>>77469727
ETS2

just bought a sixer from the seven eleven on main and third

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>>77469744

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>>77469755
all of it

>>77469727
stardew valley

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>>77469727
Pretty much all my steam games. I have a shitty old laptop and can run basically all of them with no problems. Pic related

>>77469437
jesus christ look at those feminine eyes. reckon he's a poofta

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ON 14 Apirl, 1939, U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt sent Hitler a message asking,
>"Are you willing to give assurance that your armed forces will not attack or invade the territory or possessions of the following independent nations?"
Thirty-one countries were then listed.

Hitler evoked laughter in the Reichstag by reciting, in exaggerated and sarcastic tones, the thirty-one countries that President Roosevelt had listed in the telegram.

The 60 second clip of Hitler's joke is here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU

>>77469764
Don't you need a decent PC for that?

>>77469727
simcity 4

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>>77469781

>>77469781
Did you get me a slurpee?

>>77469727
total war

>>77469779
:3

>>77469781
kek

>>77469781
>the absolute state of milton keynes

>>77469727
OpenTTD

Do Brits really talk in real life like they do on /brit/?

>having a poo with the lads lads

>>77469830
on lower settings it's actually pretty light

how much cash do you have on you right now

>>77469892
Yes.

>>77469892
yes

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>>77469875

>>77469892
No. And we love Americans in real life, they are good lads

Everyone on here is autistic

>>77469903
0 dollarydoos

>>77469727
papers please

>>77469892
Yes

>>77469633
hope that thing has a heart attack and dies

>>77469875
Answer >>77469692

>>77469935
alri liam

>>77469934

fat bastard

>>77469934
animal abuse, bring him for a walk

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>>77469903
about 500 euros

Getting lots of matches on Bumble and quite often the girls send genuinely funny and interesting opening messages that make me think that I could actually enjoy spending time with them, but all the same I still don't reply to any of them.

>>77469934
>>77469965

>>77469892
Prefer not to say

expert on girls here, AMA

giving my cousin cregg a ride downtown, he wants to go to the movie theatre and get some air jordans from the mall

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>we love Americans in real life, they are good lads

>>77469991
haha really interesting lad
*turns around and goes to talk to someone else*

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ah yes, the so called "good life"

>>77470012
Is it true they have holes to stick your dick in?

The Midlands Engine and The Bradford Connection are the power behind the throne

bilbos acting in the hobbit is just fucking weird. Not sure Im a fan

shut the fuck off

Been sat here for half an hour thinking about it and I've decided that I'm going to choose Big Boss over Solid Snake.

>>77469934
you should be ashamed of yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2eXQhWXrR4

>>77470006
not mine
his name is calvin
http://feedmerightmeow.tumblr.com/post/159636205837/calvinvideoyellbiz

>>77470031
>warning this product can cause cancer
>buys product

Just discovered I can see into the past lads

>>77470012
I ignored a girl for several months and now I feel like messaging her
is this acceptable behaviour

>>77470122
yeah they're called memories

>>77470012
willy goes into the fanny, out of the fanny, in again, out again, in, back out, then in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in and then out for a final time.

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>>77470081
in what?

>>77470122
I call it "remembering"

>>77470140
not in the slightest, i feel like this myself

>>77470103
is that kpp

>>77470031

Cause it's a good life so why you trippin'
The good life slippin' away

>>77469010
very few of these are actual Jews

most are probably converts

>>77470121
all products cause cancer

the laptop you're using right now is leaking chemicals into your skin from the plastic causing cancer cells to develop

>>77470115
my ancestors :))

>>77470121
the passenger footwell of my car is littered with dip cans. ain't caught cancer yet

http://www.strawpoll.me/13507094
http://www.strawpoll.me/13507094
http://www.strawpoll.me/13507094
http://www.strawpoll.me/13507094

>>77470165
in general.

>>77470158
>>77470180
not the same thing
I can close my eyes and recall the roller coaster I was on like, two weeks ago, almost as if I were really there. This isn't normal.

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peter hitchens gasket about to be blown

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Just did some 4chan spacing on reddit and they're fuming

No pakis in London FACT

>>77470108
>>77470108
>>77470108
>>77470108

>>77470122
Love watching on catchup

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>the laptop you're using right now is leaking chemicals into your skin from the plastic causing cancer cells to develop

*sits next to you*
Hey

>>77470115
where are all the pakis

>>77470158
>>77470180
woah...

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Is kebab in the UK uma delícia?

>>77470239
*sits silently*

>>77470185
Yeah turns out some Romans were Japanese girls.

>>77470197
got a mate who constantly says this. think both of you mongs watched some vsauce video and think youre both professors

>>77470224
tories are globalists

no surprise there

they actively encourage cultural marxism

>>77470239
*smiles at you then go on with whatever i was doing*

>>77469991
thats cool... cant imagine girls actually talking 2 u....

how unhealthy are you lads
i've posted about it before but it's hard to put in to words how bad my diet and lifestyle is
i'm 22 and have had pretty much 0/NONE health complications yet but I think I'm going to collapse any minute, be rushed into hospital and be fucked for life

cancer is fucking inevitable regardless, i've got a bad family history for it, my dad had cancer when he was 10 for fucks sake

i'm finished lads, it's a matter of time but i'm surprised nothing's happened yet

/brit/posting at a wedding lads

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>>77470115
cheeky bugger at 1:50 thumping his nose

>>77470272
your mate sounds like a top geezers

what's he doing hanging around with a spaz like you

>>77470280
*kisses you*

>>77470046
this is actually a common misconception, they do not have these holes

>>77470140
give it a shot bruh, what do you have to lose? theres a chance she'll be really excited to talk to you again

>>77470164
indeed *nods in agreement* this guy gets it

>>77470303
you can live like a saint and still get fucked over at any point so what's the point?

>>77470303
bad diet but very active and no bad health problems yet despite family being riddled with them

>>77470312
weddings are quality
there's guaranteed to be a few mentally unhinged slags there looking for a shag TONIGHT
even if you're an autist, get fucking drunk and make an attempt

>>77470239
*smiles at you politely then press my panic button frantically*

>>77470349
fuck off leave me alone

>>77470349
*puts my hand on your leg carefully avoiding your cock until you move my hand towards it*

>>77470312
Pics

>>77470312
who the fuck gets married

it's 2017 ffs

>>77470239
*starts sweating profusely*
urr h--h-hi...

>>77470365
FONT

protip: to get a girl to laugh, make references to the show "house hunters" in every day conversation with them

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the dog

>>77470235
I love how Londoners are desperate to convince everyone that their city is not swarming with undesirables and is actually some white utopia.

>>77470360
yeah but it's all about odds and the chances of it happening
at the moment i'm incredibly lucky to still be 'healthy'
>>77470362
i say nothing yet but i feel like i'm probably suffering from various conditions already but haven't even been for a check up for years so no way of knowing

>>77470385
shut up when i'm talking to you

>>77470239
hrrm? oh, an australian
*rummages in my bag and pulls out a runt by the scruff of its neck*
This is a talking runt, it talks, yes?
*plonks the runt down on the table in front of you and it smiles at you, queasily*
*as you open your mouth to enquire about what I've just done, the runt interrupts and begins engaging you in a fascinating conversation which you find yourself unable to disengage from*
heh..
*smokes my cigar*
runts....

>>77470430
want me to turn your jaw to dust or what
cunt

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>who the fuck gets married

>it's 2017 ffs

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*blocks your path*

No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me Why did you have to be such a bitch

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any intj man in

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrHRv11O9Cg

there's a new megadrive out lads and it's fucking epic

might go back on the old 'traline lads

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*blocks your path*

>>77470481
horoscope tier bullshit neck yourself

>>77470462
shut up when i'm talking to you
shut up, shut up, shut up
shut up, i'm about to break!

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whenever I hear fireworks I like to pretend I'm in the middle of a warzone taking shelter

>>77470115
really comfy.. everyone looked really happy there

>>77470481
mboko

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>hold door for old man with cane
>casually say, "take your time"
>he replies, "ain't got a choice"

>>77470528
stupid boy

same lol

>>77470473
*lights a match*
*they scatter behind the bushes, peering out at me*
Ooga-chaga..Me big fire god! Do you understand? Me make big fire! Me god!
*they wail and prostrate themselves at my fight*
Do not anger big fire god! Take me to your master!

List of things I have JUST seen:
1. My food
2. The glowing light of my monitor, the only sign of life visible around me at this moment
3. What >>77470440 did there

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>>77470508
>these lads have probably had sex

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What an achievement

>>77470525
*flicks your earlobe* haha waheyy

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>>77470528
I'm like that with big storms
> pretending there's a bunch of artillery in the distance

>>77469103
LOVE are hila

>>77470494
love synthwave

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there's a woman with her finger, I dunno where that's come from

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any rosy enthusiasts in?

>>77470560
*sacrifices the fire king a la ice age 2*

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having guava pastries for desert tonight

>>77470562
janny ffs

62
nah you can fuck off

the northern powerhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7GVbRvuC0

>Paris syndrome (French: Syndrome de Paris, Japanese: パリ症候群, Pari shōkōgun) is a transient mental disorder exhibited by some individuals when visiting or vacationing to Paris, as a result of extreme shock derived from their discovery that Paris is not what they had expected it to be

christ

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pizza bf

>>77470217
thats a classic symptom of brain tumors

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>>77470567

>>77470624
totally the fault of the nips

>>77470622
>those surroundings

wouldnt move outside of London for £1 billion

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>janny ffs

>Harry potter 4 AND GOT on tommorow night
YUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7xSMmHd6E

actually crying laughing at this, you could even say im howling

>>77470622
>that fucking ocean of high rises

weren't all the poortherners here going on about London being urban rot the other day

>>77470481
Welcome to the league of highly logical gentlemen m'sir

Why don't you Why don't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just leave here and die Never stick your hand in my face again bitch Fuck you I don't need this shit You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore How would you like to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die

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>>77470599
findom a shit

>>77470698
didn't read a word of this and neither did my reading runt

>>77470690
>work in a care home
>digusted by someone shitting themselves

hmmm

>londoners circlejerking into the wind
creasing

So I think I've fucked up, and I may be the new Poleaboo if it goes the worst way it could.

Last night I was drinking with a girl that I wanted to fuck but it didn't happen. I went home and I don't remember any of this but it was told to me by a flatmate:

I knocked on my German female flatmate's door and pulled my dick out and started masturbating. She apparently told me to fuck off or something and closed the door, before she locked the door I opened her door and entered her room and carried on masturbating.

She tried to walk past me and leave the door and although I didn't physically block her exit I stop in her way pushing my dick in her direction.

She started crying and calling for my other flatmate who was asleep, I cum just before he came in to see what was going on. He just kind of pulled me out and pushed me into my room (I guess I went to bed after that?)

Apparently when I cum I moved towards her and cum on her legs/feet.

So now she's debating whether to call the police and tell the landlord. Telling the landlord wouldn't be too much of a problem for me but she's seriously considering calling the police (on the advice of her friend).

I'm fucking shitting myself because I don't want a criminal record, or even any contact with the police in regards to a sexual crime for obvious reasons.

I tried to apologise to her but when I knocked on her door she asked through the door who it was and when I started apologising through the door she just told me to go away etc that she doesn't want to talk to me.

WTF do I do now?

>>77470723
pffrt

wherever i am i must also goon

dinnae think so pet

>>77470734
hahahahahahaha fucking hell you're making this up
apologise mate

>>77470690
>southern comedy
nah, i'll stick with peter kay and chubby brown

why does everyone on /brit/ love skinny girls? What happened to liking healthy girls?

Leaf BTFO ahahahah

Hopefully the cunt kills himself

>>77470239
fuck this sent me into a full blown 4th grade flash back

there was a girl that i had a crush on for the longest time, i never talked to her but the whole class pretty much knew and she probably caught wind of me liking her. one day i was sitting down in a tree when they would let us how our "recreational hour" outside and she came and sat down next to me and i walked away

could have had a 4th grade gf if i weren't so dumb

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Canadian btfo, thank you janny

post more rosy for FUCK sake

>>77470824

:)

>>77470803
butterfly effect. imagine where'd you'd be now has you kissed her in that tree

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he's here

bollocks just got assassinated

>>77470791
most skinny girls are healthy weights

Started crying a little bit when watching To The Bone earlier desu

>>77470723
PHWOAAAAAARRRRRRRR

>>77470115

appalling, where is the diversity

>>77470734
hah great story m8

*walks off and talks to this guy >>77470859*

>>77470512
>>77470481
INTJ taurus rerpoting in

>>77470791
skinny girls are healthy
please take your negrified sense of attraction back to /fit/

>>77470774
I fucking tried but she doesn't want to listen to me or speak to me, which is probably understandable - we've never really spoke before just because I work mornings and she works in a restaurant so finishes at like midnight way after I'm in bed and weekends she normally goes to Newcastle and I normally stay in my room.

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>>77470723

>>77470734
Lol

Normies are like dumb monkeys

>>77470481
what are chees moves?

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>why does everyone on /brit/ love skinny girls? What happened to liking healthy girls?

having a nice glass of Dutch wine

>>77470839
Is Twitter broken?

>>77470224

literally 1984

>>77470734
doubt this happened

don't drink alcohol anyway

>>77470115
most of the people in this video were packed off to world war 1

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hey janny, BAN THIS

BBBBRRAAAAPPPFFFFTTTTTTTTTT

Is The Mummy (1999) a good film

>>77470985
yes.

i think people are secretly plotting something against me to put me out of business dont have any proofs though but im sure theyre plotting behind my back

really weird how canadians think they're funny and one of the lads, embarrasing to watch tbqh

>>77470985
agreed, one of my favourites

>>77470985
Very good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

range rover(?) just drove by and it sounded like a jet engine with 10 air conditioning things on it

>>77471005
I work for a company that deals with lots of small businesses around the word and the amount of "I think the [neighbouring small business] is trying to ruin our business by [list of random things that happen in every business that are just the way things are]" is crazy.

>>77470985
very honest

>>77471005
alri tim, what persuaded you to get a french proxy ahahah

After months and months of slowly working this girl, I finally got her to show me a video of herself masturbating.

The result almost made me want to vomit. Her clit was huge, you could see her arse hair and her cum was almost like cottage cheese

>>77470985
great film, watched it with the gf as part of a movie marathon. We were snuggled up together on the sofa and she hid under the blanket for the scary bits.

>>77470985
wiping tears from my eyeses I am oh aye

>>77471056
FONT

>>77471027
haha where'd you find this banger?

>>77471046
not on the level as tim as its only a tought in the back of my head i dont express it like him
but im sure everytime something bad happens to me people worked to do that

>>77471056
grim

>>77471027
DES
PA
CITO

>>77471056
May as well post it here then innit

>>77471056
women should be sending their favourite psalms not lascive images to their mates

virgin media has been down for 3-4 days now

it takes me ages to make a single post, about 7 captcha fails and 4 refreshes

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birthday soon lads
what should I ask mummy to get me

YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS BENNY
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS

>>77471056

Post her face

>>77471147
a drone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsUw5o1snFI&feature=youtu.be
she's got his willy in her gob lads

going to the gay discord

>>77471056
christ, did not want that image in my head.

>>77471172
i dont bloody think the shariah allows it

>>77471147
a bullet in your head

>>77471147
arse toys

>>77471147
sweets, ask her for 50packs of strawberry cables

>despacito is going to overtake gangnam style

hm

>>77471241
already has mate
most streamed song ever

:(

>>77471172
how is this on there

>>77471216
http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?204169-Is-This-Haram

oral sex is allowed in certain cases lads, the woman must not swallow anal is strictly forbidden however

100% disconnected from the normie hive and thus have no idea what descapoopoo is

glad my system works