ITT: Rate your country's neighbors

>Portugal
we don't care about them
>France
they don't care about us
>Andorra
who?
>Morocco
Why do we border them again?
>Gibraltar
tax evasion

>Ireland
should be part of the UK
>everyone else
wish they'd go away

all trash

>>77467127
>Why do we border them again?
Goegraphy?

>canada
americans in denial
>mexico
americans in denial

I hate every single one of them.

>>77467077
I like all of them as much as they hate us

>>774671277
Spain is the Africa of Europe :^) ,I fell my African part mmmmhhhh so stupid part of my spanish blood.

Peru: Good food, peruvians hating on chileans on youtube comments are cringy af. I don't really care about Peru most of the time
Bolivia: Nuke
Argentina: Arrogant fucks who somehow pretend that they're more developed, white, and First World than any other place on the continent

>Belgium
Amai gertje!!
>Germany
We are still in war with them
>Luxembourg
Rich fags
>UK
Fish & chips m8!!!

>>77467210
Bolivia loves you

>Mexican North colonies
>UK Colony
>Mexican southern colonies

>Sweden
Literally retarded and we hate them
>Denmark
Speaking norwegian with a potato stuck in their throat and we love them
>Finnland
Even more autistic than norwegians and we dont really love or hate them
>Russia
Only fortified border but we still hate the Sweden more

Ukraine- cryptorussians, Belarus - belorussians, Estonia and other shit - rightful clay, Kazakhstan - the best ally, Mongolia - ???, Georgia - ???, Finland - rightful clay but they deserved independence, Best Korea - source of immigrants, USA - the greatest enemy

Forgot we also border Brazil.

Cool guys, would share a hot bowl of simian soup with.

Canada: Arrogant fucks who have an Orwellian nanny state and are slowly being colonized by China, but think they're more developed and First World than any other place on the continent
Mexico: All fleeing back home in droves since January 20
Cuba: Should have nuked the place in 1965
Bahamas: Where retired baby boomers go to sun on the beach

>>77468053
We don't have a lot of neighbors.

Colombia and Brazil: Bro tier
Guayana: Rightful clay
Cuba: Lord and master
All the other Caribbean islands: literally oil leeches

>>77467385
I forgot we are also close to Cuba
>I blame the 1st Republic for not annexing it from the spaniards
Also, we really feared a commie invasion from Cuba during the 80s

>Venezuela
Comunist shithole, but I like venezuelans
>Colombia
Love them, they are very similar to Brazil.
>Peru
Nice food and beautiful landscapes. I've had a spanish teacher from there, he's one of the best teacher I've ever had. Also, alpacas.
>Bolivia
I love alpacas
>Paraguay
I have no idea of what happens there.
>Argentina
One of my favorite countries of SA.
>Uruguay
Argentina
>Guyana, Suriname and French Guiana
They actually exist?

>France
Niggers
>Switzerland
Jews
>Austria
Disgusting germans in denial
>Slovenia
Rightful territory
>Croatia
They're kinda cool
>Albania
The lowest lifeforms on this Earth
>Malta
Cool place for vacation
>Libya
We should just annex it to stop the nigger flow.

>>77468810
>Libya
>We should just annex it to stop the nigger flow
Didn't you already try that once?

Mini-me America and brown people.

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>norway
rich and smug assholes, qt accents
>denmark
good lads, laid back, cunts historically, talk like retards
>finland
funny accents, peculiar people

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>>77467077
>Chile
>pretend they are white
stop using T! friendo
btw
Peru: funny guys who hate us. Sadly, there are way too of them here
Bolivia: same
Argentina: Arrogant fucks who somehow pretend that they're more developed, white, and First World than any other place on the continent (but especially white)

>>77467077
>>77467257
>>77468743
>>77470203
Is Bolivia and Paraguay shit?

@77470375
el americANO jaskdjsajdjasjdaskjdas

I like all of them.
Belarus stays grey tho

>>77467203
Best responce, /thread
>>77468810
Also, this

>>77467317

>UK

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>Greece
Weird love-hate relationship, worst enemy but one of my favourite neighbours
>Bulgaria
Cheap cars, lots of immigrants, neutral
>Armenia
Ones that arent about "muh genocide" are bro tier but most are butthurt
>Azerbaijan
Best neighbour, even though some of them dont like us
>Iran
Was only good during Sadabat Pact days
>Iraq
Christian districts are good, other places are war ridden shitholes
>Syria
Visited it in 2005, without all this civil war thing, was good. Now Iraq tier, only no comfy Christian districts

greece: arrogant poopskins
fyrom: autistic bulgaroserbs
montenegro: who gives a shit
serbia: roaches who ruin anything good and are allergic to civilization

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>>77467077
well, you're sorry and i'm sorry so..

>>77470375
yeah, in a way

>Spain
Meh, coul'd be worse I gess.

>Atlantis
They're chill.

>>77471399
>albania
>serbia: roaches who ruin anything good and are allergic to civilization

Peru: I like Inca culture and their food, most of them are ok, but they should be banned from internet.
Bolivia: Kill all of them
Argentina: Arrogant fucks who somehow pretend that they're more developed, white, and First World than any other place on the continent

>>77471864
after we had you fucked off from balkan those greedy bastards had to go after lands where not a single serb lived and started wars with all their neighbors and lost them all
at least we didnt invade anyone and its easier to bring an albo to civilization than a fucking serbshit

>>77471979
I've never seen more than about 2-3 Peruvian flags here ever.

>norway
Bestest neighbor because never caused us any trouble (we dont practically know norway exist)
>sweden
Common joke
>russia
Shady neighbor who everyone hates because hating russians just is a national duty in finland
>estonia
Cousins who we dont want here anymore because theyve turned into thieving trash

>>77472470
Watch any video about Chile on the internet and you'll see them in mass. They're like annoying flies.

>>77472690
I think it's time to get over wars that happened in the 19th century.

>Denmark
Overall good lads, like an intellectually unfucked Sweden. May appear pretentious.

>Norway
Bohemian people, kind of spoiled and annoying. They are fine though just lost souls representing here on int

>Finland
Cute people, never did hurt anyone. Like us but less passive aggressive and paranoid

Montenegro and Kosovo:Ok
Others: Utterly ridiculous shit

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>>77467077

Land borders
>Ireland
Ok
>Spain
Ok
>Cyprus
Ok

Maritime borders
>Belgium
Ok
>Denmark
Ok
>France
Ok
>Germany
Not ok
>Netherlands
Ok
>Norway
Ok
>Faroe Islands(Denmark)
Ok
>Antigua and Barbuda
Ok
>Argentina
Ok
>Bahamas
Ok
>Colombia
Ok
>Cuba
Ok
>Dominican Republic
Ok
>Egypt
Ok
>Haiti
Ok
>Honduras
Ok
>Jamaica
Ok
>Lebanon
Ok
>Maldives
Ok
>Morocco
Ok
>Saint Kitts and Nevis
Ok
>Venezuela
Ok
>United States
Ok

>>77472110
>albanian """"civilization""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=curCfClHs8g&t=47s

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>>77467077
What neighbours?
>tfw bound by sea

I like them all.

>>77473808
>he thinks maritime limits don't count
you deserve the boats

>Laos
Nice
>Cambodia
Nice
>China
Wish we didn't border them.

>>77476052
>China
>Wish we didn't border them.

seems to be a commonly held opinion

>>77467210
Wrong.
>>77468743
>>77475441
Right. I just think it's a shame what's happening in Venezuela, we're actually starting to get refugees, because there's no food there. Us and Argentina is kinda like those brothers that pretend not to like each other, but do love each other in the end. Uruguay is just chill. Paraguay is stoll mad at us for what happened in that war, but they hide it from all the tourists that go shopping there. No particular experience with the rest, but they seem chill.

>UK
We should be part of it.

>>77467077
> panama
8/10
> Venezuela
10/10
>Brazil
10/10
>ecuador
4/10
> peru
0/10
Maritime
> costa rica
8/10
> Jamaica
0/10
>Haiti
0/10

>Papua New Guinea
A bit of a meme. It's essentially an African shithole but in oceania.
>Fiji
Great for holidays, very friendly locals who unironically wuz pharaohs and shit
>New Zealand
Mostly find them a bit annoying with their obsession over the one-sided trans-tasman """rivalry""" that only they care about.
>Indonesia
Hate hate hate. Full of ugly, violent manlets that invade any country they can and then systematically genocide the natives. They did it in East Timor and they are still doing it in West Papua. Australia has been at war with them in the past and it's not impossible for it to happen again.
>Malaysia
A less shit Indonesia
>East Timor
Fuck knows

Uruguay:Nice place, good food.
Argentina: Same as Uruguay
Paraguay: I buy stuff there
Bolivia: No idea
Peru: Bolivia improved
Colombia: Bros
Venezuela: Bros
The Guianas (Guyanna, Suriname and fucking France): It could be just ocean it wouldn't make a difference.

> Australia
Terrible country full of Swarthy Alcoholic Irish criminals, Chinese and Backwards Native peoples.

> Antarctica
Very white and Peaceful, and the locals are nicer than Australians too.

>>77479996
umm that's our antarctic territory you're talking about

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>>77480010
Las Antártidas Son Chilenas

>>77480058
Thanks

fuck 'em all

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They all suck. I wish we were an island nation.

>>77480123
nothing wrong with Sri Lanka if I'm honest

>>77479876
>fucking France

Was it necessary?

>>77480079
I wish you were our neighbours amigo. I love your country so much.

>Canada
Basically the US with way less people and better government.
>Mexico
People hate on them but they're totally bro tier.
>Cuba
I don't know much about Cuba because of their isolation but they have great food.

>>77480255
>I don't know much about Cuba because of their isolation but they have great food
Too bad only Raul Castro and his friends get to enjoy it while the masses have empty store shelves and two hours of electricity a day.

>Canada
Fucking hated Toronto, have a cousin, she was awful, didn't shut the fuck up about how much more cosmopolitan Canada was because muh metric system. I like the healthcare though

>Mexico
Awful too.

>Cuba
Maybe they have potential. I haven't met a lot but my ex was whiter than every central spic I've ever met. Qts too

Enemies on all sides. If Euros lived here when we're surrounded between the extremes of snobs and butchers they'd be extremely patriotic too

>us
fat idiots
>denmark
bro tier except when they steal our islands
>france
bro tier except when they steal our fish

>>77480145
They are ok tier but their culture sucks. I have never eaten Sri Lankan food or listened to Sri Lankan music. They really need to step up desu.

>>77480397

>their culture sucks
The subcontinent literally shares culture. I'm Bangladeshi, been to Calcutta. The difference is religion. We've both got 13 festivals but a stupid different new year. Don't pretend Kumar.

>>77480491
Yes of course the Bengalis would have similar culture, whether in Bengladesh or India . But there is a shared culture and a unique culture in the subcontinent. For example Rajasthani culture is different from your Benglai culture. I have listened to and enjoyed Rajasthani and Bengali songs and liked food too but I have never experienced a Sri Lankan cultural product that I have liked.

Egypt: old peace treaty arabs
Jordan: peace treaty arabs
Syria: civillian war arabs
Lebanon: hizballa arabs
Gaza strip: not cooperating arabs

>>77480123
That's rude.

>>77480668
Do any of your neighbors like you, Muzaffar? I mean no offense, I'm just going by my observations.

canada I rate a 6/10, mexico I rate a 2/10

russia I rate a 3/10, the myriad island states in the west indies I rate a general score of 5/10, cuba gets its own rating of 5.5/10

thus concludes our neighbors

>>77480620
Wasn't there an entire civil war there over we were tamils and sheeeit?

The subcontient definitely doesn't have one identity, but I think even in an island like Sri Lanka where they have the color of niggers, there are shared identities that can be traced back to you guys

>>77467444
>USA
>neighbor of korea

dumb gook

>>77467077
>Chile: Arrogant fucks who somehow pretend that they're more developed, white, and First World than any other place on the continent

They are though, name 1 (ONE) better country in Latin America (Uruguay is shit and a meme, so it doesn't count as an answer)

>>77480704
Yes, the one that'll overtake you soon.

>>77480780

perhaps he lives near one of the few bases we lease

we have a substantial amount of american servicemen there at any time to aid in their defense from northern incursion

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>>77480397
great cricketers though

>>77467077
>Malaysia
Probably our good ally, tho many Indonesian and Malaysian hate each other but I believe we're doing well with them diplomatically
>Singapore
Arrogant chinks but they don't really cuse problem much except for being a safe haven for our corrupt politicians
>Philippines
Worst neighbour when it comes to online games
>East Timor
Were part of us, now they're poor af, some of them regret their decison to be independent from us
>Papua New Guinea
Irrelevant, probably Australia's bitch
>Australia
Worst neighbour, they spied on us and they deserve nothing but a nuclear holocaust

>>77480883
Iran isn't overtaking anything any time soon. Sorry.

>>77481119
yeah I'm sure lots of them look back fondly on the occupation period where 20% of their population were killed by Ind*nesians

>>77481195
Off course, life were better back then and should've killed the fretelins more desu

>Sweden
Gay and behind in time (Funland is GMT+2 while Suiden is GMT+1). Then again, western coast of Finland is basically the same; people try to act Swedish and it's getting harder and harder to get service in Finnish.

>Norway
Non-neighbour, basically no opinion about them as there's barely any interaction. Pretty surprised that we share a border with them each time I see a map. Should take our Sami-people so we didn't have to deal with those drunken reindeerfucking aboriginees.

>Russia
LEAVE US ALONE. RÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Most are pretty chill, just hate hearing their language every time I go shopping. News about Russia are always pretty alarming, like now how Putin visits a brand new Karelian cadet school before coming to visit, hinting about increasing militarization of the country, just like the Soviet Union.

>Estonia
Like them less and less the higher the price of booze becomes. There is barely any reason to take the ferry to Tallinn to do your monthly alcohol shopping anymore due to their alcohol being almost the same price as in Finland.

>Åland
Actually is Finland but not really :^)
Worse than Swedes. Way, way worse.

>Britain
10
>Belgium
8
>Germany
0
>Switzerland
6
>Italy
2
>Spain
7

>>77481400

You have to be able to speak Swedish to live on Aland right?

Why is it under Finnish domain again? (Why is Finland under Finnish domain again?)

>>77468053
>Canada: Arrogant fucks who have an Orwellian nanny state

Either you're completely fucking clueless or are confusing us with the UK

>and are slowly being colonized by China

Canada is 4% Chinese, how's that 15% Mexican working out for you?

>Bolivia
>Chile
>Colombia
>Ecuador
They're cute. Also, they all like to think that they don't care about us.

>Brasil
Also cute. Perú secretly wants to replace them at BRICS and recover Acre and Rondonia's province.

>>77481721
Isn't it true that in Canada, the state can take a child away from its parents if they refuse to let the kid identify as trans or something like that?

>>77481785
>Perú secretly wants to replace them at BRICS and recover Acre and Rondonia's province
Would have been better to do that in the 1920s when natural rubber was actually worth something.

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Who needs rubber?

>>77481129
>Iran
>Neighbor to Pakistan
kek

>>77481882
Otherwise it's just worthless jungle.

>poland
Dislike them
>cz
Dont care
>austria and Switzerland
Cool but autistic
>france
Ok i guess
>benelux
Cool guys but too liberal and too much anglo influence
>denmark
I dont care

>>77481958
So? What is wrong about fighting worthless wars about worthless things?

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>>77481908
>Sweden in charge of geography

>>77481962
i thought germans care about czech or at least denmark

>>77481693
Åland dispute was settled in UN, and UN gave it to Finlanf even though Swedish cost is closer to Åland than Finnish one but the archipelago connects the island better to Finland than Sweden.

Finland is independent because Lenin thought the inevitable Finnish civil war would be won by the Reds (supported by communists in Russia), who wanted to either rejoin Russia or to live as Russian puppet, but instead the war was won by Whites led by Mannerheim and assisted by imperial Germany.

>>77482373
I think he also allowed the Baltic states to go free for same reason, but again the communists were all defeated/killed there.

>>77481693
And no, you don't HAVE to speak Swedish to live there but you won't be able to manage yourself there if you only know Finnish, although I believe you are not even allowed to move to Åland from mainland Finland, unless you marry into the island or something like that. The island is infested by killer-ticks anyways, so who'd want to move there.

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>Norway
Who where? Oh those doping masters?

>Sweden
Occasional joke and ferry to stockholm. They got mad when one of our big business supermarkets made an ad about their monarchy
>Estonia
Just stop flocking your thieves here you little shits, you're worth less than less when booze prizes start to rise.

>Russia
Eh, try not to mind the fearmongering and political bullshit and apart from that Russians are fine if a bit overwhelming as personalities. And i'll fucking knock out the next bydlo i hear speaking that rotten language.

>>77482152
Not really why would we?

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>>77481400
>>77482584
Why are you posting twice fgt?

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>>77482626
Not him.

We're just one large hivemind, that's why we're so intelligent. Fear us.

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>>77482640

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>>77482668

>>77467077
North Korea is my best neighbor

>>77480178
then move here, and pick south chile so you won't miss the weather/landscapes so much

>>77467077
Colombia's neighbors are a really unfortunate bunch.

>>77473040
wait, since when we share borders?

>>77467077
>URUGAY better than Argentina

Go kys cipayo

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>>77467077
> Denmark
Great architecture and cuisine. The cultural hotspot among the Nordics. I see them as half-Germans/half-Nordics, I feel closer to Finns and Norwegians than Danes.

> Norway
Overall good lads. A bit smug now that they arent living in the poor backwaters of Scandinavia since oil was found. Not much to offer in terms of culture but stunning nature.

> Finland
Finland was a part of us for 700 years so it's only natural for us to have some kind of brotherly connection. Rural working class male finns hate Swedes while alot of Swedes are indifferent/ignorant towards/about Finland but the majority of finns like us and the majority of Swedes like them.

If there was a world war with everyone against eachother Finland is probably our first choice to ally with. Second would be Norway and Denmark third.