American tourist starter pack

>>77465963
people call them dumb for a reason

>>77465963
seems like a good guy

>>77465963
seems like a thaiboi fucker paedo

>>77465963
comfy vacation "i dont care what pretentious european metrosexuals think of me" starter pack

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At least they're not brits.

>>77466116
>dressing correctly is now pretentious

We're not even talking about elegance, just not wearing clothes that are the textile equivalent of obesity

>>77466222
>Anyone
>Behaving worse than the Chinese

>>77465963
Poor guy. He's basically screaming for thieves to go mug him.
Though, this is usually the older generation that does stuff like this.
That, and dorky, white suburban Americans.

>>77466249
Different poster, but what is "dressing correctly" according to Europeans?

>>77465963
>angels cap

what a cunt

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They are cute to be honest

>>77466308
he should have watched BASED Wolter's World

>>77466249
>my opinion is the only correct one, i'm not pretentious tho
>dressing for appearance instead of comfort
>caring about fashion at all
this is the reason why your women prefer mohammed, arabs are much manlier than sissy europeans

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>>77465963
Here is a real American. We never leave the states.

>>77466222
Be fair the Chinese are worse than us, we just get a bad rep cause we get drunk at resorts made for getting drunk at

>>77466258
>>77466486
What's so bad about chinks?

>>77466553
They don't know how to queue, they drop litter everywhere, zero respect, rude, obnoxious and if something says "do not touch" you can be damn sure they're gonna touch it

>>77466320
Not wearing sport clothes if you're not doing sports, not wearing funny short-sleeved shirts, not wearing shorts unless necessary, not wearing white socks like that, etc.

Only Americans think you can dress like OP in a good restaurant, for example.

>>77466379
Arabs do care much about fashion, and you're an autist.

>>77466222
*vomits behind you*

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>>77466787
And you frogs think it's okay to smoke in restaurants. Disgusting.

>>77465963
If he is in Japan that outfit is based as fuck.

>>77466619
>>77466553
They're from the "Lost Generation"

>Mao comes into power
>tells commoners to beat the shit out of and kill professors, scientists, doctors, et cetera
>trucks students from schools to the country side
>encourage cult worship mentality
>tell commoners that they can just take what they want, do what they want, et cetera
>everyone acts like a shitty human being
>society almost collapses
>Mao dies
>you're still left with a generation of extremely barbaric people with it still persisting even in the most recent one

>>77466954
It's been forbidden for years m8.

>>77467232
wtf France isn't worth a visit anymore

>>77466954
>be Canadian
>call others "frogs"

>>77467232
Not on patios, which is equally disgusting. When I visited your shithole country I couldn't enjoy a meal on a restaurant patio because of all the filthy frogs smoking like chimneys.

>>77467334

Little wimpy boy can't handle some smoke. Soccer moms like you ruin everything.

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>>77467410
>soccer

>>77466116
more like "I don't care if I look like a special class kid" starter pack

>>77467334
>no fun allowed, even outdoors lol

Cancer.

>>77467334
Canadians are THIS sensitive

>>77467334
Then don't eat on the patios you sissy

>>77467331
they call us frogs all the time dude

>>77467334
I agree with you, smokers are subhumans, too many of those niggers even here in italy

>>77467466
"Football moms" don't exist in Europe, he uses the American term to describe an American thing m8

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>>77466787
French tourist starter pack:
>the same clothes you've been wearing for 3 weeks because fuck paying 80 baht to do laundry

>>77467410
m8 I am a smoker, I just don't want that shit being blown in my face when I am eating, just like how I choose to smoke outside because I don't want my house smelling like an ashtray.

I bet you are a Walloon. Even worse than a filthy Frenchman.

>>77467865
thanks for the explanation claude, i got it

>>77467929
Only the trashiest "people" go to Thailand, lad.

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>>77465963
german tourist starter pack

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>>77468089
Ja, heil!

>>77468023
I'm glad I can help Americans with difficulties, hahaha!

>>77466787
>Not wearing sport clothes if you're not doing sports
Alright
>not wearing funny short-sleeved shirts
Define funny
>not wearing shorts unless necessary
What if its hot out?
>not wearing white socks like that
Agreeable
>Dress like that in a good restaurant
I certainly wouldn't.
>>77467173
>Mfw the absolute retardation of the four pests campaign
Maoism, not even once.

>>77466116
especially retarded gyppos like the OP

>>77468169
The great tragedy of the 4 pests campaign is that they missed the greatest pest of them all, Han Chinese

>>77468159
honhonhon~

>>77468089
It's in our genes, wherever we go we must fortify the land and dig trenches.

>>77468089
Wegen dieser Scheiße gehe ich nie nach Mallorca

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>>77466015
>t. fat obnoxious drunken slav scum

>>77468297
russians with american passprt brom brighton beach,nyc

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>>77468278
I'm not judging you

But if you ever dig up my beach I will kill you with my rifle faster than an Australian woman can die in an alley

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>>77466222
As someone who works in a café in a heavy tourist area this is pretty accurate, although Brits are sort of a mixed bag, since the younger generation are a bunch of fucking cunts but the ones over 30 are some of the most polite people I ever met.

Americans are for the most part surprisingly well-mannered and they make a real effort to speak your native tongue.

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>>77468326
i dont even have to leave the plane to worsen your day lel

>>77468310
are you retarded? why would they go all the way to egypt or turkey? these are russians from russia. also, what kind of a fucking stupid argument is that? russians in the us are still russians.

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>>77468089

>>77468326
>dig up my beach
That's Chicago! That's not a real beach, it's just sand on the shores of a lake, stupid

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>>77468394
>9/11 terrorists set up their planning cell in Hamburg
>literal Hamburgers
you're right

>>77468435
>>77468089

i am pretty sure this happens as often as americans shart in the mart. same few pictures circulating on the internets.

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brits are disgusting scumbags. everyone in thailand hates the brits, even the locals. i enjoy every minute when i see the the brits almost get beaten to death by other tourists or locals.

Thailand without the brits would be a better place

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>>77468483
i know
>>77468423
it was a joke. chill out

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>>77468462
no trenches here

>>77468573
>i was only pretending
i am chill

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>>77468607
dont talk to me

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>>77468462
>not a real beach
wot? lake michigan has legit sand beaches.
google indiana dunes.

>be nice to a yuro and ask them how theyre doing
>they get visibly angry and start swearing at me in their native language

>>77468814
next time put on a canada hat, they won't get so triggered

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>>77467334
grow a pair

>>77468724
I am not good at shitposting yet, but soon I will have a bingo.

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>>77468169
>Define funny
Colourful prints like OP, extremely loud patterns for no reason, shirts that try to send an amusing message, etc.

>What if its hot out?
Wear a chino, or light-weight trousers in general. Shorts are okay when doing physical activities, going to the sea and then wandering around... but it's not going to cut it if you're visiting a big European city, unless you really know what you're doing like pic related.

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>>77469145
keep that tryhard ricky owens shit. comfy normcore all day

>>77469296
It's not normcore in Europe, it's manchild-tier. Wearing shorts is for children.

>>77469145
>unless you really know what you're doing like pic related.
That's a good example of not knowing what you're doing though

>In Florence
>Dressed nice to go to dinner (blazer, dark jeans, nice shirt and shoes)
>Waiting to cross the street
>Hear two girls with American accents
>Wow they dress so nice here, they must think we're slobs
>Let them go before me
>They are dressed like slobs

It's a true stereotype

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>>77470962
>Dressed nice to go to dinner (blazer, dark jeans, nice shirt and shoes)

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>>77469612
Is that why you created these faggy things?

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>>77471235
Autism

>>77468089
I can't tell. Is he wearing socks with sandals?

>>77471487
>American fashion

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>>77471634
Canadian fashion is a carbon copy of the US. There is no difference.

>in Prague
>kinda just wandering around the city for fun
>dressed like a normal person
>Czech people ask me for a light in czech
>Hungarian guy goes up to me and asks for directions
>tell him I don't know where the place is
>he asks me where I'm from, tells me he's from Budapest
>tell him Chicago and speedwalk away

>>77466222
chinese have no manners or self awareness
they're literally the worst

>>77473606
>and speedwalk away
Like a true autist. Good on ya.

>>77469145
>french
>idolizes shitskin and their fashion.

Go on, bake all day in those pants while chad strides around comfortably in his shorts.

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>>77471634
oh look who is talking. faggot leafs trying hard to convince themselves they are different. canada is a poorer version of the us.

>>77466249
>correctly
You fucking drone.

>>77473714
Hate to break it to you but that's exactly what people say about poms. Outside of the UK, you guys are basically the niggers of the tourist world.

>>77466222
>chinese lower than british
huh?

>>77475142
t. chang