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Sudan
Consumer Capitalism

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I don't have a religion

>>77465205
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Arab paganism

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>religion

>>77465342
Do you pray to BAHAMUT?

>>77465205
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i am the creator of this worldism

>Zimbabwe
>booty

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>>77465205
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the only true religion

>>77465205
Hvor kan jeg faktisk skaffe meg mjǿlner-smykke som faktisk er skikkelig designet?

>>77465470
who is he

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>>77465205
Russia
Hikkanism

Here are some acient pagan rituals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orMvSoFTn4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXtKXCKGsmA

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USA
Roman Catholicism

>>77465205
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Christian (Anglican)

Albania
Albanian paganism

>>77465523
Hoj hoj jeg er norsk! :^)
Sjokolade polse!

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Islam

>>77465795
Fitta, trodde jag skulle få norsk flagga :(

>>77465205
>Norse paganism
Norse paganism died out and the sources are not specific enough to reconstruct it. It's not authentic to follow a religion nobody actually has any idea about.

>>77465892
They didn't even bother to document what remained of it, even the Prophet's companions did that, curiously after his death

>>77465892
Moron. Norse pagans raided your cuck country

>>77465368
I don't think that's a god it's kinda closer to Jörmungandr or whatever in the sense that it supports the earth and shit
>>77465933
Norse pagans conquered far more than just that my friend

>>77465795
Hvis du er OP, har du et svar til meg eller? Vil gjerne kjǿpe en nemlig.

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>>77465786
>Albanian paganism

>>77465988
Of course. Russia for example

Finland
I'm atheist

Hellenism (I am Greek)

>>77465205
Iceland
Ásatrú

>be "pagan"
>lose to Christianity
>never record anything so your rituals are lost forever
>all the good aspects of your culture are integrated into Christian European culture
>don't actually believe in the gods
>invent bullshit concepts like "spirituality" and "personifications of natural forces" to compensate
kek
KEK
K E K

>>77466009
Yes
I give to Tomorr and Shpirag my own praise
As I can see Dielli raise
Hana just sat right now
And then to Perëndi I bow
Medaur and En for then I praise
As Rodon and Bindi the waters raise
Thana and Prenda the greenness make
All of it because of my sake

>>77465931
Well, it was folk memory. Went good til Christianity has arrived.

>>77465933
>Norse pagans raided your cuck country
We are the same cultural group and language family, you idiot. "Norse" means "North Germanic". You are literally just another Germanic tribe (Svear), like Saxons, Frisians, Suebi, Cherusci, Jutes, etc.

>>77465996
Är inte OP men det beror på vilken hammare du vill ha, finns en bra skånehammare men det är en belt buckler https://www.dunken.se/sortering/torshammare-och-fornnordiska-smycken/torshammare-baltesspanne/

Kan söka lite mer om du säger vilken du vill ha

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>>77465205
Iberia
Iberian monotheism/divine providence

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>>77466024
>Russia for example
tell me more about fairy tales from your country

Finland
Suomenusko

>>77466381
Vil ha et smykke, noe ala det som er avbildet i OP, men at den skal være designet som en kopi av en ekte variant fra vikingtiden, skjǿnner du? Vet ikke om de faktisk produserer kopier, men det hadde vært kult.

>>77465205
finland
my own religion. i am the god btw

>>77466517
It's true cucklet

>>77466568
Den jag länkade var en kopia av ett väldigt gammalt smycke, men ska försöka hitta ett åt dig.

>>77466624
Finnes det funn fra Norge spesifikt, som de lager kopi av?

>>77466147
what's wrong? are you christian?

>>77465205
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nothing

>I am Norse Pagan
>muh vikingz
This is how you make fun of your own ancestors. Shame on you.

>>77466676
https://alvestein.no/produkt/viking-smykker/torshammere-solv-bronsestal/massiv-skanetorshammer-925-solv
https://alvestein.no/produkt/viking-smykker/torshammere-solv-bronsestal/skane-torshammer-i-solv
https://alvestein.no/produkt/viking-smykker/torshammere-bronse/skane-torshammer-bronse
https://alvestein.no/produkt/viking-smykker/torshammere-stal/stal-torshammer-med-stalkjede
https://alvestein.no/produkt/viking-smykker/torshammere-bronse/skane-torshammer-bronse-4111-hf-skane-torshammer-brons

Och det här är den närmast OP jag kunde hitta https://alvestein.no/produkt/viking-smykker/torshammere-tinn/torshammer-laget-av-hvit-metall

>>77467268
Stilig. Men foretrekker de som er kopier fra norske funn fåvæ.

Har du en thorshammer selv?

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>brazil
>Tupi guarani paganism

>>77467661
Kolla på nfm, de hittade ett smycke, kan inte länka eftersom 4chan markerar det som spam
Har en i silver men vet inte var den är, brukar tappa bort mina smycken

>>77467811
Menade nmf inte nfm

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Christianity (Lutheran)

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Reconstructed Proto-Indo European Religion

>>77465470
>>77465608
jarilo

mirin fertility god taste

Chavez - Roman Catholicism sincretism

>>77467953
Grōdis Dyēus, bhrātēr.

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Sarmatian
Amazonian Zoomorphic Cult of Fire, probably with some Zoroastrian influences

>>77466499
FYI that bit about the other cheek is a mistranslation that completely reverses the original's meaning, but /pol/'s gonna /pol/, I guess.

>>77466577
How do I worshipp you ?

>>77468417
what's the original meaning?

>>77468440
By eating an obscene amount of lakkupippu whilst orgasming and finish it off with the most charismatic perkele you can bring forth.

And hang his picture in your sauna, and get a sauna if you don't have one.

>>77468499
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_the_other_cheek#Nonviolent_resistance_interpretation
"The scholar Walter Wink, in his book Engaging the Powers: Discernment and Resistance in a World of Domination, interprets the passage as ways to subvert the power structures of the time.[2] He says that at the time of Jesus, striking someone deemed to be of a lower class with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person "turned the other cheek," the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. An alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was demanding equality."

It's not about not resisting evil, it's about resisting evil in a smart way, instead of a blunt "eye for an eye".

Old satanist.

>>77468926
>interprets the passage
yeah, that's great and all, but you said you know the original meaning

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>>77467986
This one is Dažbog
one of the 4 gods of sun
(Hors, Dazbog, Jarilo, Svarog)

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>>77467811
Hva synes du om denne?

Jeg er ikke sikker på om de fant torshammer smykker i Norge, så denne hammeren er inspirert av osebergfunnet (drageskipet).

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>>77465205
ask me anything about Old Norse

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>>77469315
Den här är norsk, hittad i Steinkjer, där jag är just nu.
Men nog såg den där bra ut, om det inte är laminat så kan du ju fila tänderna lite så de ser vassa ut, annars kan du nog nästan gå till en smyckes smed och ge han en bild på hur den ska se ut så kan han nog göra en.
Det har hittats 12 torshammare i Norge.

>>77469222
How are they different from each other?
Are beliefs of various groups of Slavs even coherent enough to form a proper pantheon? I don't think they are.

>>77468975
Well, I meant this interpretation. Historical context changes everything about this passage.

>>77469773
Hvor selger de kopier av torshammere fra Norge da?

>>77469931
it does, if you want to believe it does. in my view the historical context is of course very interesting, but it seems far fetched and built to appeal or "read into" as if christianity isn't a bitch getting the shit kicked out of him and asking for more kind of religion

>>77469222
>>77469850
Lierally nobody knows. Researchers only assume their roles as far as I'm concerned. All we hthere's left is some minor stuff like superstitions but they're only specific to certain areas like my village where old believers used to live. We also have grave monuments from the old era and my family keeps old traditional clothes with "meaningful" ornaments. Ah, and yes, there are """""prayers""""" that are literally praising Sun and Moon to lighten pain n shiet. My Mother must have an old copybook with them.

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pantheon of the twelve olympian gods

>>77469980
https://www.lyrdesign.no/products/torshammer-flekstad-tinn
https://alvestein.no/produkt/viking-smykker/torshammere-tinn/norsk-torshammer-tinn
Där har du två av dom, ska kolla upp andra smycken åt dig också

>>77470468
Takk min norrǿnne bror.

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France
Gaulish paganism

>>77470518
Glad att vara till hjälp

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>>77465205
France
Ancestor Worship

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>>77470468
Det här är en annan som hittats i Norge, inte lätt att hitta arkeologfynd märker jag nu.
Hittade inga smycken baserade på den heller.

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America
Neoliberalism

>>77471099
Jeg fant ut at det har blitt funnet 14 i Norge. Men det virker ikke som om de var like pompǿse som skånehammeren. Fyfaen skånehammeren er helt episkt vakker. Irriterer meg at den er dansk. :P

>>77465205
mexico
non-religious. fuck christianity, tho.

>>77471245
Skånehammaren är svensk.
https://asatemplet.wordpress.com/tag/torshammare/
Där kan du kolla på lite olika, från Danmark Sverige och Norge, hittade den just nu

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norse paganism (because betraying your own blood shames your ancestors)

>>77471638
>Skånehammaren är svensk.
Men hvis skåne var danmark på den tiden, vil ikke man si at den er dansk?

>>77471788
Jo det är sant, men var säkert inte en dansk som gjorde den, tror inte dom var så duktiga :^)

>>77465205
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all*h

>>77470608
https://youtu.be/th-2OmPDQD0

>>77471832
>tror inte dom var så duktiga
Nei, danskene var udugelige.
Alle de beste hammerene var fra Sverige, ser jeg. Fyfaen! Mange fine fåvæ.

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Laotian paganism

>>77465205
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Greek paganism
Christianity and I*lam is kill

England
Anglican

Netherlands
Determinism and transhumanism

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>>77471911
Laotian paganism is the true way

>>77465205
Argentina
The invisible hand

>>77465205
Freedonia
I serve the Emperor of Man

>>77465205
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marxism leninism

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jewish girls with big boobies

>>77465205
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not religious

>>77471832
Skånehammaren är dansk. Danskar hade skåne på den tiden. Att svenskar hittade den gör den inte svensk

>>77465205
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Orthodox Christianity

>>77465205
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none

>>77465205
Gaythuania
Catholic Stalinism

>>77465254
kek

USA
Roman Catholic

Finland
lol no

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Flag paganism

Australia
The one, holy, catholic and apostolic church

>>77472039
This des, though Cambodian is also acceptable

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Amerigan

Methodist

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American
Jehovah's Witness

>2017
>People still follow the popish roman paganism called "Catholicism"

It's like you guys hate not having fun and devoting your entire lives to sacrifice, hard work and bitter disapproval of the world around you.

Catholicism is pagan, only true christianity is good christianity. Christianity = Following the sayings of christ
Christianity =/= Following the sayings of some pope deacon or other child molesting faggot

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My own neo pagan religion. I worship big asses and thicc women in general. Earth, moon and computers are worshiped too

>>77480277
dog shit is better than cat shit

>>77480402
Truth

>>77480369
I can get behind this, can i become a believer too?

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>>77480524
Sure

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>Russia
>Marxism-Leninism

>>77465755
CHI
(or Irish)

You ought to know that it was an axe, not a hammer.

lithuania
romuva (lithuanian ethnic faith)

>>77475270
orthodogs are false christians

Eesti
Cyber paganism

>>77486987
>>77486987
Keep on rewriting that bible, add a theme song and some cameo appearances while you're at it.

>>77486987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jOCYLwrF_E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJia-ZBRqoE

>>77465856
Get out

>>77465205
I am a Maoist