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>>77464731
imma drunk on beer and vodka combo
close your eye + lie down = helicopter ride

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>>77464731
henlou i em alkoholik as vel :D

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bat i em aksheli meid of stoun rn famalambadambadabam

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>>77465522
digitmen :-DDDD

Should I spend $30 on a bottle of mead? Never had it before

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I AM MASDER SHIDBOST xDDDD

>>77465878
trying something new has never hurt anyone (well, it has, but we'll pass over that)

>>77465878
That sounds kind of expensive but while I have tried mead a few times, I've never bought it myself, so I don't know. I thought it was interesting. Not necessarily the best thing I've ever had, but different. Definitely worth trying.

>tfw $0.38 in the bank
>tfw behind on bills
>tfw hardly any food in the apartment
>tfw don't get paid until next Friday
>tfw that entire paycheque is for rent, but might not be enough
>tfw no money for liquor to numb the pain

On the plus side, if I get evicted I'll just live in my van and have hundreds of dollars to spend on vodka.

>>77464731

So, what is /int/ drinking tonight?

Currently working on shitty beer

>>77469711
dire.

i have money but i cant get alcohol. standing outside the bottle shop asking people to get me some inside they just ignore me or tell me off

>>77470002
Are you underage or what?

>>77464731
I am drunk on beer, vodka and whisky mixed up. But I also have a pizza so it is ok.

I feel very sad and alone though. I have been looking through a facebook wall of a girl I know but I think it makes me weird and stalker to do that.

>>77470603
>But I also have a pizza so it is ok
Can I have some pizza please?

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>>77470603
Also I have some cider in the fridge, should I begin drinking it?

>>77470633
It has mushrooms on it, do you like mushrooms? Here is a picture of it.

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>>77464731
how did the last night thread go? i went out to party and didn't get home until mid-day today lol

ps. got a six-pack of lager to cure myself now

>>77470681
I love mushrooms.

>>77470633
seek treatment
t. treatment-kun

>>77470709
mu neeger!

>>77470709
youre a good man

>>77470709
I love you.

>>77470709
This man is a good man.

i love lenin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2cs8QLnxlU

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>>77465878
That's way jacked up. There are loads of apiaries here in Illinois and I can afford a local bottle of mead for like $12.

dropped pizza on my shirt, now i feel sadder than even before

>>77470876
Eat it anyway, assuming you have decent basic hygene and a not to old shirt.

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Drinking some 9% abv local brew

Debating whether I should jerk off, haven't touched myself or looking at pornography for 3 weeks

>>77470914
Good hygiene and shirt is fairly new

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>>77470840
I eat Lenins on breakfast!

>>77470841
What's it made of? How? Mead is considered a traditional Russian drink, few commercial brands stsrted production after 90s but it's sold among beers in beer bottles.

I cant eat any more pizza so i gave up

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i'm going to start taking fresh fish to the kittens in the homeless kitten center to make up for all the karma debt. just hope i remember it tomorrow or don't fall into the bottle again so i just spend the last free day at home getting drunk. again

>>77471335
>Last free day

U wot?

>>77471416
tomorrow, or really today already, is sunday is it not?

fuck i actually had to check the calendar if tomorrow wasn't monday already

>>77464784
the whirlies

>>77471137
Do you do mead? What sort? What's it made of what it do, why do they die?

>>77471628
lennukid

"the airplanes"

oksekopsikud

"the vomit cups". a type of merry go round in the amusement park shaped as cups which rotate along a central axis and each individually along its own axis, usually shifting between a counter-clockwise and clockwise manner so it's double fucked up

>>77470398
no comment

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>>77472020
>Do you do mead?
Personally I don't. Like many village dwellers I did kvass and I tried "evil" kvas with some alcohol. I have read several recipes but they require lots of honey + wooden casks and at least 6 months of aging. If I fail I'll lose money and time. Maybe sometimes.
>What sort?
Traditionally it was just fermented honey with water and spices, most popular flavoured honey was raspberry. Now some brands make various berry tastes, some are limited to jusr mead because it is exotic and legendary enough. there is also a non-alco drink sbiten, traditionally best made in Suzdal. They revived the production.
>why do they die?
During Peter I's reforms all Russian things were considered as a part pof bad past, even nice things. So boyar cuisine was mostly forgotten. Peasants kept some recipes but they weren't as excuisite as those of rich. Thatnks God we have Domostroy with detailed instructions.

I feel fucking sick lads

State of you sad cunts.

>>77473510
your gay

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Here's what I'm downing tonight, how did I do lads?

>>77473532
Despite that I'm not wrong.

>>77470841
What are some of your favorites? I live in Illinois too so I'm guessing I have mostly the same selection

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bored of talking to girls on interpals
they're all boring cunts, even the cute ones

>>77473629
thats like pitch black

>>77464731
sober 5 weeks 2 days

I'm drinking coca cola classic.
Am I welcome?

>>77473686
>classic
You mean with cane sugar?

>>77473683
Ask me how I know you're a fag

>>77473686
no. fug off you degenerate

>>77473717
The normal one. It has sugar sure.

Drinking some wine and floating around the pool tonight lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fc8sXWopBs

>tfw mega poorfag so I have to get drunk on fucking Natties
Kill me, there are no good cheap beers.

>>77473686
You're disgusting.

>>77473773
Be safe lad, all the best.

>>77471137
Mead is yeast fermented with honey and some other sugars I believe.

When I was a beekeeper I actually sold my excess honey to my friend from Vladivostok who would use it to make mead.

>>77473726
I'm counting my sober days?
I'm a quitter?

Haven't had a drink in almost two months. Feels good I guess, though boring. Nice to save money though

>>77473909
So it's jsut classic like here.
>Russians need to buy honey from 9000 km away
The absolute state of my country.

>>77473926
No, your flag says you are Icelandic

haven't had benzos for 18 days, my longest break since 2015

>>77474042
That's good to hear

>>77470709
Stop
Go to the NHS for help before the government cuts the service

>>77474042
benzos don't do much for me

>>77474183

i took 3mg xanax on a long haul flight and it was great

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Having a tough time deciding what's better, asian or white pussy

I drank at least 10 500ml cans of beer (4-5 of which were 9% super strength) every night for 6 years. During that whole time I never actually "fell asleep" once, I was just glad if I actually woke up in bed and not on the floor. When I quit cold turkey, I didn't sleep for 4 days and kept seeing spiders and flies that weren't really there

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Are you ok with using second hand toilet paper?
No?

Then why are you ok with getting a second hand woman?

>>77474287
Wat

>>77474287
Men are shit, confirmed.

>>77473990
ahahhahhahahh

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>>77473933eys get this shit started senpai.