/brit/

where in god's name is victoria flamel

op is a faggot

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How was your day /brit/
did you get up to much

I like the uk

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAH!

tim's going mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eey49ex8d4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eey49ex8d4

>>77462307
drawing sprites for my crappy video game

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>I like the uk

these people hacking my computer they are NOT bright people

>>77462336
conversely the only people who do are the jfs who come here for benes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9wECjfiRg tim makes me so sad

eating burritos lads

*hacks tim's pc*

want to read the koran so i can instantly shut down any debate by asking my opponent if they have read it

oh how i fucking despise you all, you pig shagging, mouth foaming, overweight babbling retards.

lol at that crusty old letter Tim shows every video

Deano got picked on blind date lads

>>77462378
read the fucking bible its the same shit but in a different language

>>77462307
I went for lunch at cafe rouge
was utter rubbish

>>77462387
ly too sweetie pie xx

Who here /lightweight/? Can only drink like 4 ciders before I'm out

someone posts the video of tim in which he pulls out the letter with ribena's face in it

>>77462319
Meds were uneffective!

>>77462387
say it don't spray it hun x

>>77462398
mohammed cut people's head off and had people stoned, jesus didn't

>>77462414
i'm a heavyweight me once i drank an entire kopparberg well hard i am

>>77462398
pretty sure muhammad (pbuh) isn't mentioned in it lad

>>77462444
>jesus didn't

lol read the bible you moron x

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this week i've eaten two pizzas and a mcdonalds

>>77462378
*Points out an instance where it offers good advice*
Not so fast sweaty

If I ever was to meet a girl that could see past my hideous looks, if she could accept my 5'6" height and could learn to cope with my autism, I would still have one death tier feature that can not be overlooked: my extremely small dick.
My dick is 5 inches when erect (with a 4.5 inch girth), which means I have a micropenis. No femoid would be willing to overlook this. She would leave me upon pulling down my pants, and would probably laugh about it with her degenerate roastie friends. Ignoring my ugliness, height and autism, I would still be completely fucked.

*opens brit.txt*
*can only drink 4 ciders before going out*
*saves and closes brit.txt*

>>77462357
Jeeze, he literally things the world is after him :/

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didn't alt tab quick enough

>>77462307
Went to tower of London and had some tapas

>>77462450
mohammed = jesus
allah = god

its the same fucking thing

https://youtu.be/SbP6QAD1ITg?t=406 cant believe you lot sent him a letter with a picture of kev and ribena in it

>>77462492
Fuck left the poker name tag on

>>77462504
does he even realise the same picture of kev is the one who is messaging him ?

>>77462498
you're not the brightest spark, are you

>>77462458
>x
*bums you*

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absolutely wailing at the thought of Tim's neighbours asleep in bed at 7am on a saturday, only to be shot awake by the familiar sound of a .midi piano cover of 'I Won't Last a Day Without You' blaring through the wall, followed by the vibrations of Tim's horrendous singing muffled through the brickwork

must be like that torture they do where they don't let you sleep by playing loud music as you doze off

>>77462475
5ft6 men are as common as 6ft men.
5inch dick is only mildly below average

the most rudimentary forms of comedy are literally the best if you don't expect them

like some stuffy old politician on a podium giving a serious speech and his pants suddenly fall down or his wig gets dislodged/carried off by a bird or some shit or he walks away and slips over a banana peel

>>77462307
was meant to go on a tinder date with this fit af croatian bird but she's ill so cancelled. thought she was just wasn't interested but decided to attempt a convo with her on whatsapp. went really well, made her laugh, talked about dirty stuff. actually turned out pretty good desu, still chatting and going on a date next week when she's better.

Eating some motherfucking Mikado.

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>>77462560

ballooned up to 15 and a half stone due to anti-depressants+inactivity, determined to get down under 14 by going on a hardcore diet before i start uni in September and then lose the rest while im there.

>>77462592
the chocolate?

don't quite think that's the right chords Tim

https://youtu.be/lwQAH-FOgms?t=506

>>77462156
The tribal model is simply family and extended family. There's still a struggle for dominance in that hierarchy, for leadership roles, but probably not as much as there is with the slightly confused modern group of male friends, who instinctively compete for the attention of females by dominating other men in various non-physical ways (banter) and unconscious physical ways like body language.

A lot of "nu-males" seem submissive on the outside because they've given up on competing physically, or recognised that there are more effective ways to dominate in their environment. They rely on external authorities to keep them physically safe, while signalling wealth, "virtue," or something like that to prove themselves dominant. That's just a theory, but a lot of these male feminists have a very sneaky vibe. Most men are ready for a physical challenge, happy to engage their instincts, and generally submit to a physically intimidating man. "Nu-male" feminists almost seem to pride themselves on physical inferiority, like they're pretending they don't have a cock and testosterone and masculine sex drive. If I was a woman I'd be more cautious of those men than of brutish looking muscle men.

>>77462610
post tummy

when you have sex with a lass and you cum in her even if she told you not to beforehand
is it considered rape?

>Antidepressants

how you know your life has hit rock bottom

you can't get any more pathetic

>>77462667
if you took the condom off before cumming then yes it is

>>77462667
yep

>>77462474
Islam gives lots of rights to women...but also forces your wife to have sex with you on command and if she doesnt you may divorce her or beat her.

>>77462653
nah, buts its not bad, my ass is fat and my legs proper stumpy tho. i was 11 stone/30 inch waist last year lol

>>77462548
appreciated this post, a gem in a srltream of piss if you will

>>77462667
>is it considered rape?
in English Law it's Bait and switch Fraud.

Lion is the best film I've watched this year

>>77462644
The fedoras are coming for you mate. You're gonna wish you'd never dreamt up this sad little post. Once my boys are done with you you'll be begging for it for end.

>>77462689
didnt have a condom on

>>77462548
I think he needs a bigger dose

>>77462677
i didnt even need them my doctor just thought i did because i kept going to see them about my health and i went along with it

>>77462667
Sex under false pretences is at least sexual assault, it probably does qualify as rape as she never gave consent to have sex that ended with being cummed in

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>>77462492
/brit/poker was banned.

>>77462748
>i went along with it
alri hitler

>>77462593
*laughs explosively*

you lads ever tried to extract codeine from co-codamol?

>>77462764
yeah because its an excuse for spam

>>77462387
im only one of those things ;)

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

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>>77462623

Saturday is the only day truely free from toil and the worries of toil and I wasted it desu.

>>77462794
alri janny

*has got the key*
*has also got the secret*

>>77462644
I wouldnt know, I dont have any friends

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>The tribal model is simply family and extended family. There's still a struggle for dominance in that hierarchy, for leadership roles, but probably not as much as there is with the slightly confused modern group of male friends, who instinctively compete for the attention of females by dominating other men in various non-physical ways (banter) and unconscious physical ways like body language.
>A lot of "nu-males" seem submissive on the outside because they've given up on competing physically, or recognised that there are more effective ways to dominate in their environment. They rely on external authorities to keep them physically safe, while signalling wealth, "virtue," or something like that to prove themselves dominant. That's just a theory, but a lot of these male feminists have a very sneaky vibe. Most men are ready for a physical challenge, happy to engage their instincts, and generally submit to a physically intimidating man. "Nu-male" feminists almost seem to pride themselves on physical inferiority, like they're pretending they don't have a cock and testosterone and masculine sex drive. If I was a woman I'd be more cautious of those men than of brutish looking muscle men.

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>Hi there Dr Patelstein, I'm feeling a bit sad
>Hmmm nod good my flend, vut are youh doingh, day-do-daay?
>well I spend all day in my room talking with other sad people online with my blinds closed, sometimes I get up to eat once a day, usually a rustlers burger or maybe just a block of cheese. I stay up until 3am and then sleep for 12 hours
>hmmm I dink you are dipressed, yis?
>that sounds logical!
>I vill priscribe you sum medication dat vill get rid of alllll your emotion, you vill be like zombie!
>wow! sounds like this will solve all my issues, thanks Dr Patelstein!

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>>77462797

>>77462735
Nu-male, post all the fedoras you want. You're only sublimating your need for masculine dominance with a completely ineffective dominance role-play. You might as well dominate someone at CoD for all the pussy it'll get you.

>>77462644
Your description of nu-male sounds like the gentlemens way of doing things

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>Nu-male, post all the fedoras you want. You're only sublimating your need for masculine dominance with a completely ineffective dominance role-play. You might as well dominate someone at CoD for all the pussy it'll get you.

>>77462907
what is that on the right

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enjoying my mentle illness lads

the most phisically frail are also the ones who fantasize the most about violence and cruelty

>>77462794
Only two posts needed to refer to it in their comment. Only 6-7 posts needed to have anything to do with it, ie. have "BP" in the name field.

1 post initiating the game
4-5 posts to declare themselves players (with "BP" in name field)
1 post to collate results and annuounce winner

Wow, so much spam, /brit/ ruined!

higher alcohol % = tastes worse?

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>>Nu-male, post all the fedoras you want. You're only sublimating your need for masculine dominance with a completely ineffective dominance role-play. You might as well dominate someone at CoD for all the pussy it'll get you.

world games is on lads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_World_Games

>wifi is crap in my bedroom unless I turn bluetooth off, which suddenly makes it work perfectly
baffling

>>77462939
higher alcohol % = stop caring faster!

>>77462938
how about you fuck off and take it else where

gorgeous bird on blind dates lads but she's called stacey

>>77462960
poor design, probably Lenovo crap

ahh yes, wasted another day

>>77462960
that's because when the bluetooth is off your phone isn't trying to do two things at once

>>77462939
not the case when picking between beers
obviously wkd tastes better than straight vodka but under 10% you can barely taste the alcohol anyway

should be posting on reddit more. only ever lurk a few times a day and bask in the retardation of it all without ever actually posting anything myself

>>77457335
You mean the Chad link

is there REALLY any noticeable difference between something that is about 4% and 8%

>>77462866
A gentleman should be ready to defend a woman physically, it should be part of his appeal. Offering a woman money, or claiming you deserve her because you're so virtuous, that's not gentlemanly or honourable at all.

>>77462970
Take what elsewhere, moron? It was banned.

>>77463017
it's only retarded when you start posting
reddit is a tool that needs to be utilised correctly
>>77463043
not really in taste but you'll definitely feel the difference

>>77462960
Yeah, my wireless mouse used to interfere with my wifi so I got rid of it.

>>77462498
Disagree but you're close

that linkin park lad had SIX kids
wew

assumed he was gay 2bh

>>77462273
>joy division
name 5 songs

>>77463157
the virgin post
no one cares about your virgin band mate

haven't had a text in 5 months lads

do you reckon if i get whatsapp i'll get more messages? can anyone just message you on it? only got 4 contacts in my phone

>>77463143
First house where the dad screamed more than kids x

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kclFroO1aa

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just copped this

>>77462954
Might watch the martial arts ones.

>american football is an event
Got a feeling this whole thing was just dreamed up by a bunch of Yanks butthurt at being left out of the Commonwealth Games.

>>77463185
I have retired from WhatsApp but I'll give you

>>77463188
you from india yeah? mental that is mate.

Need a Tom Daley bf

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>>77463220
Powerful.

>>77463185
gizz yer number

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>>77463176
>virgin band
it's full of chads retard

>>77463233
guide

>>77463242
would love to suck his willy and bum him x

>>77463262
the virgin chads

>>77463262
joy division is virgin band
new order is chad band

>>77463242
please god i hope your a girl and not a fucking homosexual (aka disgusting cretin)

>>77463262
Didn't one of them hang himself?

Chads don't die the virgin death.

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Yanks: fat AND stupid

>>77463309
>The Virgin Division
>The Chad Order

>>77463234
haha yeah, god plays pranks

>>77463330
What language is Dunkirk in?

>>77463322
that's kinda how new order formed m8

Communism is good, but what the FUCK went wrong with modern leftists?

It's not an exaggeration to say >>77463250 is the stereotypical marxist in 2017. In the late 1800's-1980's~ Communist were respectable and generally feared by the bourgeoisie. Embarassing

>>77463345
Need subtiles to find out

>>77463046
You can defend a women with intellect. Making a smart decision to avoid shit-holes is a good first step. Dont need to know MMA to defend a women.

>>77463322
he actually hung himself due to too much pussy
(he was having an affair which contributed to his failing marriage, which was a cause of his suicide)

>>77463344
haha maybe it was just a big practical joke and you'll wake up british

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wolololololo

>>77463188
kek

incidentally why are there so many shitty bollywood movies on TPB movies page? is there really such a market over there for musicals involving a bunch of guys dancing like retards in front of the taj mahal for 80 minutes of a 90-minute movie with a plot so thin it warrants its own netflix documentary?

>>77463345
english, bur they can't understand english unless each word is robotically annunciated like it is in their retarded accent

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>>77463366
>Communism is good

imagine waking up as an indian living in mumbai or another indian city
think ill kill myself on spot

>>77463366
>It's not an exaggeration to say >>77463250 is the stereotypical marxist in 2017
not really
cherrypicked /pol/ pics aren't everyone

one... nothing wrong with me...

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>>77463407
wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey wahey

>>77462840
Enjoyed this post. Did NOT enjoy my treatment by the NHS during a period of intense suicidal ideation

>>77463424
thought this was going to be more interesting than it is

>>77463395
How is she going to feel safe when you're lying in bed together though? Sure, you might actually be safe, but if she's the one who'll be doing the fighting if someone breaks in, no matter how impossible that is, she's not going to feel protected when she's in your arms.

>>77463434
no need for that

>>77463427
communism is good if youre poor and basically on benefits or in council housing and unemployed

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>homosexual (aka disgusting cretin)

In love with this dutch bird at the hostel lads

She is perfect, great body, great face and great personality and so clever

Hope to do her lads but we'll see

>>77462786
Yeah, tried cold water extraction and it didn't work very well. Didn't even nod remotely

two... nothing wrong with me...

>>77463453
Yes, it is. I myself am a Marxist, in order to fix a problem you have to admit there's a problem.

I'm also not an American, but I have experience with both EU and NA leftists. We're a joke

kebab on the way xxxx

*gets knocked down*
*gets up again*

>>77463458
>ideation
did you mean this, its actually a word that i had never heard of until i just checked?

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>>77463453
https://marxismfestival.org.uk/
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

>>77463424
once had a cheeky wank/suck with a lad who lifted but never did leg day. looked really weird, didn't enjoy it. don't skip leg day. no homo.

>>77463527
grim

>>77463528
*holds you down*

any of you lads seen what happened at that pokemon go event in chicago?

total fucking shitfest and they're refunding everyone kek

three... nothing wrong with me...

>>77463536
oh no, look at all those ordinary people, how dreadful

>>77463502
I thought you had a nice apartment

>>77463528
*keeps you down*

*drinks the lager drink*

>>77463536
girl in the front is top qt

>Inb4 "girl"

I like girls who naturally look boyish but still present feminine

wonder how many working class people go to marxist rallies
hate that proletariat revolution bullshit the proletariat doesnt even have a word to say

>>77463502
You travelling on your ones?

>>77463558
Mobile Internet in busy places never works,too overcrowded

Try using 4G in central london it's pointless

*drinks a whisky drink*
*drinks a vodka drink*
*drinks a lager drink*
*drinks a cider drink*

>>77463502
>In love
you barely even know her. wait a bit till you decide that my dude

*pisses the night away*

MOUSE MOUSE ON SCREEN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Feer-qmYt9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Feer-qmYt9I

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love homosexuals

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haha... leg day... haha

>>77463613
they brought big temporary cell towers in but it wasn't enough lmao

>>77463536

Could batter literally every single one of them except MAYBE the black guy.

>>77462273
Is that a man?

>>77463631
tim talks to his computer

>>77463670
you make tim look sane

how can one get a (You) without even posting in a thread?

>>77462797
fucking kek

MOUSE
MOUSE ON THE SCREEN

>>77463688
cross thread reply

>>77463687
fuck off

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>>77463636
um don't post here ever again sweaty x

>>77463498
>communism
>benefits

lol it was literally a crime to be unemployed in the soviet union. saw a documentary about some island in a siberian lake where stalin would send loads of unemployed/destitute people from the cities with literally no clothing or means of survival and they'd routinely resort to cannibalism before the winter would pick them all off

>>77463631
>less than 20 friends

will you guys please stop bullying this man

i want to get to heaven

>>77463424
>Profile pic in Franks stairwell

runt confirmed

>>77463705
don't feel like fucking off i'm afraid

dubs i go for a run
singles i stay in and play video games

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>>77463748

doing legs tomorrow tbqh

I've been skipping leg day for months now :S

>>77463601
Poor people are uneducated swetty. Give them a voice and we get Brexit. The workers need to take power from the bourgeois and give it to the educated and totally classless sociology experts, for the good of everyone (except the bourgeois, and the reactionary resistance, who actually need to die for their racist crimes).

>>77462273
IS THAT A MAN????

NOT gay but I did fall in love with just about every boy onscreen in Dunkirk

again NOT gay

cheerios >>> honey nut cheerios

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really want to fuck this polish whore

>>77463631
tims probably downloaded gigabytes of malware looking for enlarged photos of karen carpenter online

>>77463704
There's no (You) there though.

/brit/poker would've enabled one to do that (each player was guaranteed one (You), and the winner got 5 (You)s), if the game ended right at the end of a thread. It's banned though.

>>77463785
the populists are no better than the marxists
both use the proleteriat for other purposes

>>77463810
war movies are to men what romance movies are to women 2bh

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Hmmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN_x9o8MV1o

remember goy, there have always been wogs here, it's the norm, just accept it!

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>NOT gay but I did fall in love with just about every boy onscreen in Dunkirk

>again NOT gay

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quints I do my daily duolingo lesson

singles I continue shitposting

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d2_1500693749

brazilians do more than the police here lol

>>77463845
there is in 4chx

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this is the future socialists want

>>77463498
Yeah, all those poor people in Communist Cuba, China, Russia, Cambodia, etc. sure were glad of all that money they got from communism.

>>77463812
she an actual whore?
presuming it doesn't have a willy I'd go through it like a vindaloo

duck
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duck
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duck
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duck
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duck
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duck
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duck
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>>77463830
GOOSE

drinking a lot

>>77463848
Is this real

>>77463845
with 4chan x I get a (Cross-thread) and a (You)

>>77463482
No, the point is that no fighting is going to take place because you can avoid it.

>>77463883
tilt that pint Mr. Corbyn

>>77463883
she-hulk?

>>77463857
>tfw in the top 10% in the country in at least one metric

feels good

>>77463857
some generations have more virgins in them than others
bit weird

>>77463532
Yes sweetie

>>77463857
I am the 5%

>>77463858
umm sweaty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_people_in_Ancient_Roman_history

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>>77463904
*gets up and runs after you at breakneck speed*
TEDDY GOT THE SWIPER
TEDDY GOT THE SWIPER
TEDDY GOT THE SWIPER

>>77463858
just a typical roman family!

>>77463907
want to drink tonight but don't want drunk feelz

>>77463870
do it while you post and use the words you learn in /brit/ for actually practice

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>this is the future socialists want

>>77463848
me bottom right

>>77463983
need a maria

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Choccy Bear watching tele

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>>77463914
idk

>>77463983
NEED a laquisha

>>77463883
mildly attractive women and beer?
... alright

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need a JUSTin

>>77463942
ta, checked further in the meantime and found it had a mental health meaning too. Also learned of periphrasis at the same time, pretty tired now.

>>77463902

http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+colindale/hot-polish-girl-next-door--best-gfe-experience/125815259

Why does my internet slow down if I stream to a bluetooth device
Getting on my nerves ngl

It's not bestiality to have sex with a dog as long as a sheet was covering him with only the butthole exposed so I was under the impression it was a tiny human.

>>77463983
>JUSTin

Need to do some shopping lads.

Morrisons or Sainsburys?

>>77463954
>The first Greeks described black humans without bias. Xenophanes was the first writer from antiquity to compare and contrast the physical characteristics of white and black people. He described them as “black-faced and flat-nosed with large genitalia that left a female unable to walk.”

>>77464071
nonce

>>77464071
back to thailand alan
>>77464059
>****I'M VERY SORRY, BUT DUE TO A RECENT UNFORTUNATE EVENT I'M NOT SEEING BLACK GENTLEMAN****
crease

who you backing to win love island then, lads?

>>77464059
>****I'M VERY SORRY, BUT DUE TO A RECENT UNFORTUNATE EVENT I'M NOT SEEING BLACK GENTLEMAN****

crease

I say go for it Tbh

>>77464065
put a coke can between the devices. works a treat.

>>77464065
Teddy got the bluetooth

any based black nigger in

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>>77464071

>>77463927
There is always the risk of a physical confrontation, every time you leave the house, unless you have a bodyguard following you around. The world is full of psychos, and there are degrees of readiness for them. No matter what measures you take, there is always that threat, right there, from every man who looks at her.

You can explain rationally to her that she's safe, but women don't operate rationally, they operate on feelings. She wants to feel safe, and that's always going to come from physicality.

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>>77464059
>****I'M VERY SORRY, BUT DUE TO A RECENT UNFORTUNATE EVENT I'M NOT SEEING BLACK GENTLEMAN****

football is a low iq sport

>>77463983
dunno if what I eat technically constitutes Mexican food, but it might aswell be as it all centred around a can of chopped tomatoes and el paso seasonings

>>77464122
>copying my post
>>77464090
>copying my post

i'm just too quick lads

>>77464120
>>77464059
>>77464120
>>77464122
i dont get it was he too big for her or soemthing

>>77464104
Whichevers closer but morrisons tends to be more expensive

mr. peruvian proxy needs to try better with his little raid
perhaps invite another person

playing some civ 6

>>77464168
hello nigger

>>77464139
Only if she's a nonce. I personally dont find nonces that attractive, I would like a girl with a brain.

>>77464149
this but unironically

>>77464174
>morrisons tends to be more expensive
not sure if you're thick or this is a bait post

>>77464183
typical

>>77464129
I'M VERY SORRY, BUT DUE TO A RECENT UNFORTUNATE EVENT I'M NOT SEEING BLACK GENTLEMAN

>>77464166
wew, copied your post work for word

>>77464183
Meant to say Civ 5 sorry

>>77464129
wonder what goes through your head when you type the word nigger
you're 30 years old right? do you get a giggle out of that?

I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF

>>77464149
the virgin post

>>77464174
Same distance which is why I'm asking.

>>77464166
.........

closing the thread now.

>>77464235
hello actual nigger

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>tfw a couple of fetishes you have are so obscure you can't find porn of them and have to have it custom made

>>77464149

Sports in general are for low IQ trash, except E-sports of course.
Spectating a match of E-sports requires a much higher intelligence as the strategical complexity is on an entirely nother level.

>>77464237
aware of this reference

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Nigger music is a low iq music genre

>>77464235
'o 'r

>>77464270
?

>>77464183
Does it have unit stacking?

I got Civ 5 in the summer sale, and the units literally do not stack. I'm supposed to believe a scout unit takes up the same physical space as a city?
DROPPED

And I checked for mods and they exist, but need the expansions, which cost £40. Fuck that, I'll stick to Civ 4.

>>77464270
?
>>77464280
you've made this exact same post before

watching some VERY comfy videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLIDS27ZJhg&feature=youtu.be

>>77464275
just wondering lad. you seem obsessed by black people

murdochmurdoch got taken down by leftypol lel

>>77464295
He was obviously asking for a pic of the inside, where the relevant information is.

>>77464295
>>77464309
obviously the lad meant a photo of his passport page, the one with the info on you mugs

>>77464309
And I will continue to make that exact post until my thirst for (You)s is satisfied.

>>77464331
Lauren Southern's Patreon was shut down as well.

>>77462548
good post

>>77464205
Haha do you ever leave your house? How can you not know this?

>>77464344
>>77464341
why would a non-scammer ask for the passport page
shit post

never understood why people like civ games, turn-based shit is DISGUSTENG

>>77464374
ID

i want to be a white guy who works in a cereal factory

>>77464331
who the fuck is murdochmurdoch?

>>77464304
It's the logistics that can't be stacked, not the units.

Lidl is more expensive than Waitrose

>>77464234
see
>>77464304

Did you mod it to have unit stacking or are you playing a glorified game of draughts?

>>77464374
what the fuck are you going to do with a pic of the passport ID page?

playing some victoria 2 as belgium
killed several hundred thousand congolese haha

>>77464374
Booking a lads holiday to maga

>>77464374
>>77464386
>>77464418
DURR MAYBE TO BOOK A FUCKING HOLIDAY YOU BILLY NO-MATES CUNTS?

you never booked a group holiday before?

>>77464415
salad is at full toss

>>77464413
What do you mean? I couldn't put a scout unit on the same tile as a warrior unit. Didn't play after that, just immediately quit and went to /vg/ to slag it off.

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do crackheads have super powers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57XBYQLp7m8

Make a new.

>>77464449
An army is limited by how well you can track it, not how many you can cram into a space.

>>77464438
no, why the fuck would you need a passport to book a group holiday you deano runtfucker?

you need a passport to beep through at the airport and that's it

oh yeah brb lads just gonna get some random person's passport and BOOK HIM A HOLIDAY hahaha waheyy meeerrkkdd

who even watches sport anymore? its so corrupt and fake. and shit besides
>olympic athlete found to be taking drugs to make them really fucking good at a stupid irrelevant sport no-one even gives a shit about to begin with
>guy who broke story also found to be doing performance-enhancing drugs
>random dog who walked in off the street also found to taking performance enhancing drugs

>>77464423
>>77464438
>group holiday
provincials must be killed without remorse

>>77464470
>>77464470
>>77464470

*taps foot impatiently waiting for the new*

>>77464466
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuI9Xas_JpQ

new
>>77464506
>>77464506
>>77464506

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>>77464466
the hero we need but dont deserve

>>77464515
>>77464492
Oh ffs.

>>77367944
Hard to disagree with this assessment.