/brit/

obsessed

>>77459051

대한민국 스레드로 다들 오세요!!ㅇㄷㄹㅈㅅㅇㄹ

used to not want a job
now I do want a job
but it's too late
oh well, mr silverstein can hire some dumb drone to do all the work for him instead

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9meZ30EpXXY

>>77460034
WE
>>77460034
ARE
>>77460034
ALL
>>77460034
IN
>>77460034
HERE
>>77460034

watching some programme about medieval baking and there's this nigerian lass on it and i shit you not she says "it's great to know what my ancestors would make"

>>77460078
fuck off

>>77459983
whats stopping them then?

>>77460078
get fucked yer wee ginger freak

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/airåland/

shouting

>>77460083
unironically makes me angry desu

lager

*the Yank crawls out of his lay-z boy (reinforced) and slowly crawls across his linoleum floor like a slug to the kitchen, wheezing with every breath*
"ah-spar-ta-mmmhhhhh"
*he reaches out to the handle of one of his four fridges to grab an ice cold Coke Zero® but it is too late*
*the Yank goes into diabetic shock, luckily he rolls over onto his lifealert button, sending an alarm ringing in a distant office*
*within minutes a team is on hand with a needle in his arm, connected to a pressure washer full of Coke Zero®*
*the Yanks eyes slowly open as he regains consciousness, but vomits due to a migrane caused by his spiking aspartame levels*
"golly-gee, thanks dudes, that was a close one" he wheezes

love diversity
hate racists
hate hate speech
love corbyn

bf's shouting at me

>>77460126
you a paki or something mate? never make a post like this ever again in my general.

soral talking about his stay in north korea right now on a webradio
nk have a museum in a mountain where there's all the gifts from other countries to them
apparently it takes 3 days to visit the whole museum

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>Jesus fucking Christ mate. Why are you reading that rubbish? Brainwashed by the daily mail

>>77460127
what do you love about diversity?

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dumb bradleyposter

>>77460159
Can you repost that in gif format? I'm on my iphone 6 plus you see.

islam has no place in the UK

get them all out

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got two extra bags of shopping with my online shop, had a load of salmon and prawns in one and two bottles of cherry Pepsi Max in the other

hope I don't get charged for them haha

>>77460146
fucking brilliant
would love to work at the Sport, imagine being paid to shitpost

>>77460143
the 'sity

>>77460083
Just wait til they start the white-guilt shit about slavery. So fucking cringey

>>77460170
me second from left

>>77460146
bursting

RIGHT LADS
what do I say to the runt behind the tobacco counter in Tesco? Never bought cigarettes before and I haven't a fucking clue, just give me a brand name to say to him.

>>77460146
fascinating article

north korea has a palestine ambassy and doesnt recognize israel
not gonna lie, they should be put down

>>77460031
I have no idea, but it's not like I drink cola that often.
>>77460069
I eat veggies everyday desu.

>>77460146
soiling myself

>>77460143
I like having different cultures on my doorstep. I can leave my house and walk by a mosque, synagogue and Buddhist temple. England doesn't really have a culture of its own so I think diversity is sort of necessary.

Someone list the benefits of multiculturalism

>>77460224
tabasco

>>77460146
lmao

>>77460191
hit the jackpot there

>>77460224
'ri bruv. 20 benson and hedges silver please

>>77460224
"20g amber leaf bossman, ta"

>>77460224
Benders' Best

>>77460224
20 embassy number one if you're a millionaire
20 jps kingsize if you're upper middle class
15gram gold leaf and a pack of ultra slim filters if you're poor

where does the uk import its tobacco from?

wish i lived in billings

>>77460242
Biggest meme spouted by sellouts.

What is chivalry, monarchy, democracy, free speech, freedom of religion, scientific progress, secularism.

Most of these were born in England, some of them were shared with the rest of Europe. What else is there to culture?

Always dip the brim of my hat to the young lady behind the cigarette counter in my local Tesco express when I go in to buy my cigars and a copy of Private Eye

>>77460180
About 33500/year after taxes.

https://twitter.com/JuCheGuevara/status/872000428887744512

North Korea is like looking into the future, when global trade has ceased because of the ecological strain and everyone settles into the Earth

>>77460293
we grow it in yorkshire next to the tea plantations

was an outcry a few years back when they mixed some of the tea and tobacco plants up

>>77460159
giggled at this desu

>>77460224
20 sterling duals

patrician snouts

>>77460224
Hello sir may I purchase a pack of cigarettes?
This is my first purchase so I am unsure of a suitable brand, what do you recommend?

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Calling all True Scotsmen: How should I serve haggis to people who are disgusted with the idea of eating haggis? I'm definitely going to make some whisky sauce, but I don't know how else to serve it (inb4 nips and titties). Maybe make some haggis fritters?

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tested negative for the herp

>>77460291
>JPS

literally the sort of snouts you'd ask someone to buy you when you're 16 loitering outside the offy

no one smokes JPS or embassy what on earth is wrong with you

>>77460224
20 pack of vogue my good sir

north korea unironically seems like a cool country
they fixed their food problem now so whats there to dislike

>>77460258
fuck do I have to buy 20?

>>77460316
interesting
didnt realize it would grow in cooler climates

>>77460307
Yeah but those have all been done, you've admitted that they're everywhere now. Our island is known for being a dreary, miserable place and that's precisely because of the examples of our 'culture' that you just described. Give me an early morning Islamic call to prayer over a biscuit tin with the queens face on any day.

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>>77460315
based dprk

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I listened to a remix by Yomanda, so I decided to check-out his full diskografy. I saw that in the United States, his best known production, Candy Girls (which featured a transgender American lead vocalist, Sweet Pussy Pauline), reached number 7 on Billboard's Dance Club Songs Chart with "Wham Bam" in 1996.

I was very disappoint by the appearance of S.P.P.: too masculine, dusu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsnUeX1KlU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkj-P5Ql64

>>77460384
EU laws mate

that's what the whole DEN GRAMB AMBUH LEAF gimmique is about

>>77460386
XD

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>Bane quipped: "Why shoot a man if you can throw him out of a plane?''

soral wants political asylum in NK hahahaa he grew in love of this country

>>77460365
Used to smoke L&B gold exclusively before I went in rollies. I know JPS is a dosser brand but embassy aren't, always seen them as luxury cigarettes.

>>77460397
Biscuits tins have nothing to do with culture you idiot.

soral finished by saying NK was the best country he ever saw in his life
mad ting

Top 15 Funniest Vines 2017 - TRY NOT TO LAUGH

>>77460431
That's literally all the monarchy is nowadays, that and centenary coins. Utter nonsense.

contemplating having a wank to large latina booties

>>77460465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lWPQHMgpuw

>>77460430
>L&B gold

oof crikey
best snouts I've had are American Spirit yellows, can't find them anywhere in the UK though

look at the little slut compere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UwVD1Efqbk

>>77460476
Culture isn't a physical object, its a set of values, beliefs and actions. We have lots and many have died out but no problem because we still have lots

who /skiing/ tonight?

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imagine being a filthy normaloid and having sex with random women and then needing to worry about having an STD

>>77460523
this is the german dub

>>77460541
What?

>>77460539
Okay then, all those 'values and beliefs' you posted are fucking shit and the ones coming in from abroad are better. Happy?

what on earth does blue/silver/bright gold/gold mean in cigaratte lingo

>>77460465
what is not to like
>monocultural and monoethnic
>no obesity or americanisation
>no TV-culture
>you can actually see the stars at night

>>77460534
Tariq got recked by Hitchens one time too. Why cant they find a nother Muslim to debate.

>>77460419
sqauel at every single one of these posts

>>77460315
why do commies think that north korea is communist

>>77460564
this was the last time, i'm not doing it again

>>77460591
honestly he sold the country to me. I hope it doesnt get fucked in the near future but im going to do everything possible to visit NK in the next 2 years

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>>77460419
>Well, I don't like using hired guns and shit, but I'm just crashing out while I'm caught I suppose.

>>77460574
We are arguing about whether British culture exists, which you accept now that it does. Im not going to start a new debate about which culture is better. Esso que Esso.

>>77460353
Literally just haggis, mashed potato and mashed turnip. You don't need (or want) any sauce or shit to go with it.

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had a scream, left a post

>>>/fa/12623100
>>>/fa/12623100
>>>/fa/12623100

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any Jongens man?

last night i went to bed feeling quite drunk and already a bit hungover and i woke up during the night and did a small sick in my mouth swallowed it and went back to sleep. brushed my teeth since but can still slightly taste bile at the back of my throat

>>77460201
hahahahaha you called it
they just started talking about sugar fields in barbados

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40690621

Don't see anything wrong with this

pigs tend to chew... i'd say he eats more like a duck

>>77460591
he said he was gutted when he went to the beijing airport after leaving nk, it was like the ying and yang, nk people were thin, with manners, simple, calm and quiet, chinese people are fat and loud because of the extreme americanisation in a short time span

>>77460625
Oswald's direct descendant, beady eyed and all.

Why do chavs racially abuse East Asians but cower away with pakis and blacks? Is it because they know big black men would beat the shit out of them?

find LA a fascinating city 2bh. kind of like the informal and soulless nature of the place. it doesn't seem to have a specific and agreed-upon 'centre' the way NY or Chicago does. its literally just a bunch of settlements in the desert that all expanded into each-other without any real plan and suddenly you just have this place called Los Angeles. would like to live in a comfy modest house in an random unremarkable suburb somewhere in the periphery of it

>I'm sure it does have a city centre, but certainly not anything that stands out like in other US cities

>>77460201
>>77460083
>>77460682
>In the 1700s, while the Irish undoubtedly suffered, it is those of African descent that suffered and still do suffer from enslavement
genuine quote from this tripe

>>77460664
this can't be real

the security guard at the pound store is a white guy with huge dreadlocks. looks a bit ridiculous seeing dreadlocks in a suit.

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dominos has arrived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iylgY2vW1w

>>77460744
fucking yank spastic you've never spent a day in britain

>>77460799
>getting baited this easily

>>77460793
good feel

what did you get lad

>>77460723
half maltese
a British girl would never look that nice

NEED an outdoorsy gf to go on camping trips and have tent sex with

north korea is the best asian country

doing a browse
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits

>>77460744
Why would you engage aggressive people?

>the thumbnail
Creasing
https://youtu.be/Feer-qmYt9I

>>77460799
Fuck off, chavs always abuse East Asians just because they know they are reserved people. But never dare insult Pakis or blacks to their faces. I know multiple Asian students that got tons of shit for being Asian in the UK. Lmao at the "British gentleman" stereotype, goes right down the drain when they visit your shithole of a country

>>77460856
>Palestine
???????????????????????????????

randomly added a neoliberal ive never met on Facebook, apparently we have mutual friends

he keeps posting Remoaner crap and sucking off the LibDems and Macron and bashing UKIP and Corbyn

might keep him added because it's interesting getting an insight into his worldview

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>R Kelly secretly married Aaliyah in the early 90s when she was 15

w-wew

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based poofters

>>77460886
Excellent

>>77460889
fucking mong

>>77460889
Mad you smelly panfaced runt? Don't eat your dog over it

Just had sex lads

oh my days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE05d0QyaZc

>>77460892
british diplomacy is responsible for the state of Israel

>>77460793

who the fuck eats tea at half 6 lmao

>>77460925
>>77460928
Enjoy getting raped by pakis and stabbed by black roadmen

>>77460896
post a pic of him

https://youtu.be/1Eey49ex8d4
Hacked again

>>77460889
>>>r/asianmasculinity

>>77460962
>Be shartlatto
>Get shot
Think I'll manage pet

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simple as

>>77460856
can't give less of a shit about some smelly commie rasheed arsedevastated over Britain's superiority over his shitty brown land

>>77460965
could it have anything to do with the 14tb of video and 60 different programs you have running Timbo?

dominoes just tastes disgusting and processed to me

>>77460948
And the several Arab countries who ganged up on Israel and got rekt are not part of the problem? Arguably they are the ones who turned Israel into a hyper aggressive state.

They also enabled Israels formation by stabbing the ottomans in the back through allying with the Brits.

Stupid Arabs cant alliance.

>>77460948
No it isn't, the authorities were pro-Arab

>>77460966
Nah not really, just pathetic how chavs abuse hard working, civiliaed Asians but don't dare insult Paki and black roadmen
Brits are a weak people, pick on the small but get beat the shit out of by real men. Just like the Russians fucked you chav fags up at the euros

>>77461010
dominos is made fresh by hand
less processed than 95% of takeaway pizza

>>77461010
Better than Pizza Butt

papa johns > local pizza/kebab place > dominos > pizza hut

the french article for zionist terrorism in palestine between 1920 and 1948 is called "zionist terrorism in palestine" while the english one is called "zionist political violence"
very funny

>>77461053
>Nah not really, just pathetic how chavs abuse hard working, civiliaed Asians but don't dare insult Paki and black roadmen
don't know where you've got this information from mate, you're living in la la land
piss off to asianmasculinity with your fantasies

>>77461010
thought this when it first came into my town. the dough is puffed out and airy to make it look like more and the sauce is just cheap ketchup compared to what i had before. but there's some sort of strong conditioning that occurs after you've had it a few times . it just becomes normal or at worst addictive

>>77461057
doesnt mean the ingredients arent a load of shit

>>77461020
>>77461040
don't care, I support the kingdom of Jerusalem simple as

i cant help the fact that everyone can see these scars

>>77461107
they're not though hun
you can't even afford dominos

nobody in the west can be wholly non christian

asda's make your own > papa john's > dominos > frozen pizza > pizz hut

where do i pick up older women lads

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https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/888727710889127937

>>77461010
It's all the fucking grease that disgusts me

>tfw it's becoming socially acceptable to criticise Islam and be against Muslim immigration
>tfw the complete immunity Jews had from criticism or scepticism over their victimhood is finally losing its edge over 70 years and people are becoming less sensitive over the unique persecution of the Jews

good time to be alive

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>>77461095
My friend got abused my chavs and she studies in the UK. She's fucking 5'2 and they made her cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXDQxham5cU&t=12s

lads this is essential viewing. Pure gordenkino.
>owner is old aussie and his wife
>both completely deluded
>father stole $250,000 from the son to open the restaurant
>food is literal trash
>chef always fighting with owners

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>Mates at work discussing if they'd rather live on Mars or Earth
>"I'd like to live on Mars," I say
>"Is it because you don't fit in on Earth?" they laugh

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>>77461140

>>77461182
No one cares

>>77461172
Fuck this meme. seriously sick of seeing it

>>77461181
Don't know how it is in England but here in NI you can pretty much openly say you hate any group of people and nobody would bat an eye. It's just viewed as a personal preference and no one will argue with it

>>77461213
Elephanto dindo nuffin

>>77461165

the gym

>>77461233
Yeah but that's because NI is a backwater shithole

Anyone here ever had a fight? What happened?

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>>77461201

>>77461251
You don't feel the punches until a few hours later

>>77461251
got caved in
caved someone in

>>77461201
#BANTERED

>>77461182
>one person gets upset
>let me extrapolate from this a wild fantasy about who brits are and who they abuse and why

couldn't give a rat's arse who your mate is or how tall she is or any of that nonsense, wind your neck in your pathetic spastic

>>77461207
Brits are WEAK

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7tNriAiWSM

>>77461251
called them shithouses and clattered their lights out

*caves your skull in with my willy*

*goes on a school shooting*

>>77461250
And? Bet you're so proud walking down the street and being too scared to look a Muslim in the eye, with Mosque bells ringing in the background

State
>>77461251
Had a few, not much happens desu. You punch each other until one of you doesn't want to continue

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>he has a bf he met on 4chan
>they live together
>they regularly browse /brit/ together

>>77461305
they did you in again

>>77461133
>you cant even afford dominoes
mad to think youre talking about some dough with cheese on top here, such overpriced shit, i really dont care for takeaway pizza

this Yank has a screw loose, he's all over the shop

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>>77461292
>>77461292
>>77461292
>>77461292
>>77461292

>>77461305
Kek, unreal

>>77461201
would probably have raged at them for that kind of remark

>>77460770
This. There are speciality attractions in every corner of LA, totally different from the rest. Even the somalis have their own lil corner there which is also ironically a no-go zone for people with belongings :)

I think I prefer the Hollywood side by far.

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Ah yes

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>>77461201
>>77461305

>>77461133
what are you CEO of dominoes or something you flaming faggot

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How do Brits feel knowing every single English girl loves black men now AJ is the sporting icon of the UK?

in one sentence explain why youre gay

>>77461399
>faggot
fuck off yank

>get in a fight with some guy
>his shit gets done in
>he find me with 3 other bloke and caves my shit in
deep down, he and i know i won both fights

>>77461201
Good quip ngl

was never a big pizzafag myself but my mate survived pretty much exclusively off them (pretty he somehow even derived all his necessary liquids from them too) and anytime I'd be over he'd order either PJ, 4 Star, Dominos or smaller local chains, and there was a distinct underwhelmingness to the PJs ones by comparisons. not bad by any metric, but just .. meh. like there was a 'laziness' to their production

>>77461382
Ahh yes, Dublin

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>>77461305

>>77461382
hate socialists

>>77461405
Why is it always a yank with this bizarre sexual fetish shit? Get a fucking grip

virgin media has been down for 3 days

>>77461251
Keep your footing whatever you do

free domino's should be here in 20 mins (have a method)

so glad we're leaving the bastard EU

>>77461438
absolute freaks the lot of them

dumb bradleyposter

A representative of The Cu Cuck Clan

>>77461277
looks like Brits were the aggressors, the woman especially.

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Sent another runt to the cube

fucking hate tranny bitches

HATE marcus hausen

>>77461419
>>77461437
>>77461468
shut up mboko

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Gf just sent me this

Mad to think there are people in this thread who have willingly stuck their willy into another lads sweaty pooey arsehole.

got no problem with the homosexuals but trannies need to be fixed

>>77461522
that looks exhilarating, fuck a rollercoaster i wanna do that

>>77461382

down with this sort of thing

>>77461277
>Blurry video of some gooks apparently assaulting an old woman
You've sure proved whatever the fuck your point was Xiaoping

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>>77461251
fat idiot took my seat so i pulled it out from beneath him and he got all upset over it and tried punching me but i dodged it and then he put me into a head lock that i promptly broke out of and then i pushed him so hard his fat ass went flying 10ft across the room and then he tripped and fell and his head went through the wall

what's the difference between a neoliberal and a radical centrist?

>>77461522
why is he dressed as a Japanese school girl?

NORTHERN ACCENT: 'ent had a shag in 'bout two yeur lad

>>77461597
state of their bank account

Wow, so brave

>Toby Taylor, 31, said he bet the chain 'wouldn't tag hummus' and slammed it as 'corporate racism'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4720780/Sainsbury-s-accused-racism-tagging-tins-fish.html

would you have sex with a woman?

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>>77461566
you saved it with the same number.

>>77461597
neoliberalism is just an economic doctrine
radical centrism is more encompassing

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Love asian culture ngl

Where should I go on holiday lads? Still got 23 days to use up.

>>77461685
Thailand

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>>77461528

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Ah so that's why British "men" are so scared of blacks

Keeps your gfs and wife's locked up at night, britcucks

>>77461675
who's an example of a social radical centrist?

>>77460146

howling

need a c walk gf

>>77461603
>expecting logic in a video from japan ... let alone one involving a guy in a cube in a bear pit

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>>77461701

>>77461201
strong par

cinema screen still empty
very good

>>77461755
Let me guess..Planet of the apes?

will put myself down as christian on the next census despite being atheist

>>77461647
maybe its because niggers constantly steal and 'old evil white people' never do

>>77461768
nah mate Despicable Me 3
bloody love those minions me haha

If you don't remember typing 'noko' into the email field then you are a newfag simple as

>>77461647
does this cunt ever look at the booze section, or meats?

even see coffee in tagged boxes

>>77461772
i always do, just makes the muslim situation look worse other wise

>>77461810
I think you went for another reason didnt'cha ;) ;)

>>77461647

what a fucking cuck

i saw nescafe azera coffee security tagged in tesco, it was on offer for £3

will put myself down as an ethnic kekistani on the next census

>>77461768
no and won't say cos doxxable info

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howling

>>77461819
yeah I try my best to fit in though

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multiculturalism means "fewer white people"

>>77461828
someone explain this post, what's the other reason

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>will put myself down as an ethnic kekistani on the next census

watching this doulgas murray debate video and someone in the crowd jeered at him and everyone broke out smiling, and then right after that he started going into statistics and they all became stone faced. not a rorke but thought that was funny

>>77461251
Had a lot of fights. You either see the fight coming and pre-emptively sucker punch the guy, or you get sucker punched, or it'll start with a bit of grappling (trying to get someone to move) and escalate to violence from there, or you both agree to have a fight, find a suitable spot and both put your hands up and start swinging, which can often start semi-friendly until someone gets a bit hurt and starts trying to seriously damage the other guy (escalation).

Once it's fully kicking off, the fight either ends with one person punched to the floor, where they stay, or continues with both fighters wrestling on the ground (which usually ends in less than a minute, with the stronger/more skilled fighter pinning/sitting on the other), or it gets very dirty and weapons may be picked up, other people may join in, people get carried away and start stomping on a beaten/surrendering fighten. Winning a fight, especially against the odds, feels awesome. Fighting is exhausting, like a sprint.

Taking a hard punch to the head is rough, it shocks you like a jolt of electricity, but there's surprisingly little physical pain after, probably due to the adrenaline that floods your system. What fighting on the ground feels like depends entirely on whether you're winning. You either feel triumphant as you sit on your opponent and spend little bits of energy to control him, or you get sat on, and almost immediately lose all physical energy, getting exhausted from struggling, although you still want to win, and that just feels infuriating, humiliating, and desperate.

Fighting is weirdly intimate though, physically and emotionally. Two mates can end up way better friends after they've had a fight if it ends reasonably amicably on the night, because they kind of know where they stand with each other, which one is the top dog. The competition for domination aspect of their relationship has been resolved for the time being and neither has to prove anything (or wants to try).

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>>77461846
sent a poke at Connor

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>>77461846
hmmmmm

pizza is a meme food.

literally the cheapest, minimal amount of ingredients that can be marked up because it's a circle and normies love that shit

Time to rustle up some dinner, looks like I'm staying in tonight :S

>>77461886
>Fighting is weirdly intimate though, physically and emotionally. Two mates can end up way better friends after they've had a fight if it ends reasonably amicably on the night, because they kind of know where they stand with each other, which one is the top dog. The competition for domination aspect of their relationship has been resolved for the time being and neither has to prove anything (or wants to try).
very true

Thatcher is probably the most important British woman of the last 1000 years

Or maybe just behind Elizabeth I

>>77461903
bender

at the wedding I said I was going to a few threads back lads

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>>77461903
fucking hell the absolute state of some of you

>>77461772
likewise put myself down as catholic on ours even though I'm fedora and secular as fuck haha

>>77461915
yeah if im gonna get a takeaway i always get a curry t b h

>>77461867
>wahh brown people on the telly means whites are endangered
why are cumskins so fragile?

>>77461967
any fit girls

>>77461915
the normans like it because it's a circle you say?

*blows him off and leaves the room*

>>77461994
mainly 6/10s

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>being mentally ill

>>77461882
link?

>>77461988
it's just anachronistic as fuck

>>77462021
is this a man or a woman

>>77461903
ah yes the so called leftypol hardmen

>>77461918
>dem nails
do not want

>>77460639
That's how I had it (also had haggis pie and some haggis and black pudding fritters, too), but I brought some back with me from Scotland and nobody in my family is interested in trying it. I wanted to make it look as palatable as possible for them.

>>77461955
There's not really much competition though is there?

>>77461882

leftists are children. logic has no place in their worldview, just feelings and victimhood.

>>77462026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

>>77461940
Who fights for dominance with their friends though unless you're a "lad"

>>77461903
/brit/ le ''''''normie''''' general

>>77462001
bit gay

>>77461955
Victoria?

>>77462062
eh we've got more historical women than most countries actually

just not many who truly changed the country like men have

>>77460353
Looks quite tasty, wassit made from?

>>77462074
everyone does it unwittingly

>>77462074
you don't fight for dominance for whatever reason 2 friends might be in a disagreement and it might go into a fight

not long 'til timmy mentions /brit/ in his next rant I reckon

>>77462120
If you have a group of friends based off a tribal model, sure.

>>77462098
the period she ruled over was more significant than the woman herself imo

>>77460353
put it on pizza

>>77462110
Are you even following the fucking conversation, mate?

Try reading what has been quoted

who is this bender with floppy hair harassing tim?

why so dead

DPD lurking

weird how in denmark everyone is so good looking and rich that victoria flamel is an actual weirdo among her peers


i just can't picture living like that we have so many povvos in this country who are disgusting and mentally ill

Watching the Netflix anorexia thing and getting a bit emotional

>>77462040
If they can't get over themselves to try one forkful of a food from a different culture then it's their loss mate, don't sweat it.

>>77462156
everyone slags off their friends with little small digs they don't even think about

next time your lads are walking one next to other and the path narrows down, the one that goes forward or back to make sure everyone passes through is the runt of the litter

>>77462229
gay

>>77461988
Get the fuck out of my country you dirty shitskin. Your whole existence is just making the UK look dirty

NEW

>>77462273
>>77462273

>>77462227
Poor weather
Poor diet
FAS
Defects from smoking during pregnancy
Irish peasantry

>>77462227
visiting copenhagen was suffering

>much fewer immigrants
>taller and blonder than Swedes

JUST

WHY'S IT SO HOOOOOT????