You wake up in Amiens, France

I go back to Nantes's region as fast as possible.

>>77458316
>take train to Paris
>take train to Milan
>take another train to my town

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>>77458316
> Turn on TV
> Watch French national team play a game
> They are all black
> Everything as expected

France is a piece a shit non white subhuman underachieving country worse than hell and where not even the foulest creature on earth would want to take a shit but even then it's not so shit as SHITaly >>77458476

>>77458316
Amiens is pretty ugly, I'd prefer to go to Rijsel/Lille then.

>>77458556
>it's not so shit as SHITaly
Your Grandmama is very angry at you

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Ou sont les françaises?

>>77458316
>10 hour drive to Rostock
darn.
at least I'll get some tax-free beer on the ship

>>77460297
Bruxelles to be honest

do they have africans and muslims? then I might as well go back to america

Try to find somebody who speaks English or Spanish and make my way to the US Embassy. Amiens is pretty close to Paris, right?