/brit/

anime

good edition

>>77455947
gemma is PENG

never watched any of those 'gritty' batman films

never watched any DC or marvel films

never wached any other superhero films

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the virgin room

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me on the bottom

/brit/ is full of failed normies who played runescape and rate crappy american blockbusters

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>tfw bf

offical /britgoingoutcrew/ tonight's venue is Fabric, hope to see you all there xoxo. Should be hard to find me, just look for the ugliest person in the club.

just did a massive poo lads

>>77455938
Well then I think you just add a swear word to make it more insulting. My roommate used to call me limey fucker all the time and I called him a yank cunt.

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/nick/

seems we got some bad hombres in this thread

>>77455974
never played runescape

>>77455968
how does he keep getting away with it?

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you arrive in the North

>>77455947
weew

have masturbated 4 times in 12 hours

>>77455998
yes but you rate harry potter
even worse

how to account for a 8 month NEET period on the curriculum vitae

>>77456012
machines for fucking, post them

>>77456017
amateur i'm at 5 years, dont know what would happen if ishowed someone my cv lol

some very bad hombres in the thread

>>77455968
that does not look very relaxing to me

>>77456012
pfm

>>77456006
>MIDDLESbrough
>it's in the north
explain this, athiests

>>77456022
shant

>>77455965
Batman isn’t gritty really

Something like watchmen is far worse for that

how wealthy is boogie2988 and other youtubers in that 1-5m subscribers bracket?

would they be actual millionaires?

>>77456017
tell them you were traveling and trying to "find yourself" or some shit

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>CIA: Pavel, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?
>Pavel: Hmm?
>Smee: We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it.
>Pavel: Two mercenaries probably, brothers. I'm just watching.
>CIA: ... OK. Erm... Bane? Do you have one?
>Bane: I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Pavel please?

>>77456061
>millionaires
no but they live comfortably

we got some bad hombres in the threads

>>77456016
do not reply to me ever again, muggle

>>77456017
Buff it out by using only year dates for employment (i.e. 2013-2015, 2015-2017). Or just say you were travelling it's very trendy nowadays.

>>77456082
shut up mate you know fuckall

>>77456061
probably not in net worth but could be near that in income

>>77456061
I bet they make as much a female BBC presenter

man mexicans girls are peng

>>77456061
Hundreds of thousands

t. knows a guy

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>>77456042
because he's a chi master with spirit healing power

>>77456139
hot

>>77456095
yes of course, a fat mong making youtube videos would earn millions
dumb oblivious twat

>Check out crush's Facebook
>Go on next day and it's been deleted

No doubt a coincidence but now I'm paranoid that I accidentally clicked 'add friend' and she deactivated her account to avoid stalkers like me.

That said, she didn't seem to update it all that often, her most recent picture was uploaded a year ago.

honestly considering filtering usa and ireland

can't recall ever seeing a good post under those flags

>>77456153
girm

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>>77456152
:3

>>77456017
dunno
>tfw NEET 4 years and counting

the longer I don't have a job, the worse it gets and the harder it becomes to get a job

>hench af from lifting
>stretch marks all on my biceps and shoulders

what's the point

>>77456188
what the fuck

Why are all the chasers named as if they're pornstars?? Is this on purpose?

*is a cat*

>>77456017
over 8 years neetdom here
my life is over

>>77456188
what happens next

>>77456231
get a grip

>>77456231
wish i was a cat truth be told

Is the Israeli poster pretending to be a/pol/ stereotype or is it just leftypol with a proxy?

>>77456231
now.. would you like ME to be the cat?

>>77456231
*strokes you*
*tickles that part at the base of your spin where it turns into your tail*
*laughs as you spaz out*

>>77456237
self inflicted prison sentence

>>77456125
Fuck off reviewbrah

>he believes leftypol posts here
Absolutely delusional. Every single one of you.

>>77456231
have another (You) mate you deserved it

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Spot the odd one out

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>>77456017
>he doesnt lie on his cv

>>77456153
Are you sure it's been deleted? She could have blocked you

>>77456306
Reviewbrah makes about 2k a month, and half of that is a patreon. He has 250k subscribers. Not sure if he's an accurate model but you can scale it up from that.

>>77456336
girl on the left is wearing double denin

>>77456336
alan

>>77456325
yep you're right the raids pretty much ended after the election but we do get sudden surges every now and then

>>77456352
Yeah because I looked her up after logging out and she's not showing up.

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our brand new aircraft carrier lads
the largest ship in the world

>>77456400
grim

live for pussy

Thinking of transmuting the so-called gf into a so-called fiancee.

Thoughts?

>>77456400
>the largest ship in the world
Wrong

die for pussy

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*dickslaps you* hahaha wahey

>>77456411
yea

>>77456400
which one?

https://www.totaljobs.com/careers-advice/unemployment-advice/tips-for-unemployed-jobseekers

this doesn't help at all

>>77456336
Why is Alan at a kiddies disco? Is he a pedophile?

>>77456188
so hot...

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>>77456336

>>77456061
Depends on the views. It's generally $1 per 1000 views but for the more popular YTers it's $2-3 per 1000 views. Pewdiepie gets about 4 million views per video so gets between $8000 and $12000 per video, and he uploads daily.

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>>77456241
>>77456218
>m-muh p-pure white qt's

>https://youtu.be/Aq8mdmjhxXM?t=36m55s

>>77455968
>>77456139
Is this that gook that molests stupid women because they believe in eastern "medicine"?

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the zombies are coming!!!

somebody cl0se the facking thread before they come in

Everyone is 'racist'.

Beneath the thin liberal exterior of modern man lies ten thousand years of war, conquest, death, domination, and terror. The arrogance of today's liberal social engineers in believing they can somehow permanently erase that is astounding. They honestly believe this modern prosperity will last; the reality is, the second liberalism gives way, white men will revert to the state their ancestors occupied for millennia. Which is probably why they're trying so desperately to single out whites with their unrelenting propaganda of 'tolerance' and 'diversity'.

everyone having a good day yeh?

>>77456061
They're rich enough to buy Ferraris on a whim

>>77456520
Not a word

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the gf

>>77456374
Literally every one of those are false flags by baiters for (you)s. I should know, I'm responsible for like half of them

>>77456350
how would I get away with it though

>>77456529
meh

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Lost the mobile photography contest. Not trusting teenagers again

>>77456529
The weather is shite.

>>77456562
post pic

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I have yet to show you, young warrior, what I'm truly capable of.
*teleports behind you*

>>77456520
You're gonna get dora'd into oblivion mate. Wouldn't want to be you right now.

>>77456529
oh yes very good

that was SARCASM by the way...

>>77456562
was it one of those contests where the one who gets most likes on facebook wins?

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Uhhhhh

offical /britgoingoutcrew/ tonight's venue is Fabric, hope to see you all there xoxo. Should be hard to find me, just look for the ugliest person in the club.

>>77456520
>Everyone is 'racist'.

projection

>>77456593
t. buttblasted leftypol discord 6th former

>>77456529
Literally sat in bed all day shitposting

My head feels as though it’s full of shite and you know what IT IS

>>77455921
Cara is pretty but too insecure. The crowd she comes from has rubbed off on her, she's very bland and pretentious. Similar sort of traits to the stiff upper lip of the old English aristocracy. Lots of gossiping and looking down noses.

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You (left) vs the dog she tells you not to worry about (right)

>>77456669
u know she was already bare minted before modelling yeh?

>>77456520
useless apology
your beliefs don't need to be justified to others

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>>77456017
>NEET for 6,5 years
>no education past grade 9
>23yo
>never worked a day in my life
>mfw

My goal is to get on disability pension by the time I'm 30 and I have already amassed a decent amount of psychiatric diagnoses (various depression diagnoses, avoidant personality disorder, agoraphobia, social anxiety). Currently undergoing examinations for suspected assburgers for which I'm going in for brain MRI next week. They are interviewing my parents next month. Already had my own interview some weeks ago and the lady said I'll probably be diagnosed.

>>77456672
TIGHTS

>>77455967
You need furniture!

>>77456688
what does "bare minted" mean

>>77456645
This post probably going to get mocked as well mate, fuck off

love tights

>>77456703
proper loaded

>>77456718
put on some and take pics haha

Ah yes
https://youtu.be/UthUFiaff7c

>>77456694
living the high life

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Josephine>Barb>Cara

>>77456400
what's the point in that

>>77456529
yeah actually
quite happy today

>>77456714
you'll understand when you're older, all of us were retards when we were your age

>>77456733
ah okay, thanks

>>77456703
doshed out her noggin

>>77456737
would but I have to shave :<

>>77456694
How much bennies do neets get in Finland?

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Josephine

>>77456750
to protect modern civilization

This is the best one

she literally cums 3 times in this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-ATkLtja0

>>77456400
Aren't they obsolete now?

living on bennies/dole must be honestly very grim
ok you dont have to work, but the quality of life isnt really exceptional
heard people on bennies in the uk only got 10£ as a crimbo supplement

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>Everyone is 'racist'.
>Beneath the thin liberal exterior of modern man lies ten thousand years of war, conquest, death, domination, and terror. The arrogance of today's liberal social engineers in believing they can somehow permanently erase that is astounding. They honestly believe this modern prosperity will last; the reality is, the second liberalism gives way, white men will revert to the state their ancestors occupied for millennia. Which is probably why they're trying so desperately to single out whites with their unrelenting propaganda of 'tolerance' and 'diversity'.

Just got back from america.

Didn't notice it until now but so many people in Britain fucking reek of fags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eey49ex8d4
>hes still watching chipmunks

>>77456495
Then you start to get sponsors too and you're amking x3 more per vid.

>>77456703
Albus Dumbledore

Giving out free spiritual massages

holla

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>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before-
>Don't care
>Well, what matters is our-
>Don't care, I'm CIA
>Well you're an ambassador for the agency-
>I don't care
>I think you'll care when I tell you what the master plan is-
>I don't ca-
>CRASHING THIS PLANE, WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>...I crashed his plane. Crash. Their. Plane.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kara_Hultgreen

>An Accuracy in Media reports others quoting CDR Tom Sobiek, commanding officer of Fighter Squadron VF-124, as saying of the four female pilots in his squadron, "the women are going to graduate regardless of how they performed" and that "the Navy was in a race with the Air Force to get the first female fighter pilot".

>She died just months after she was certified for combat, when her F-14 Tomcat crashed into the sea on final approach to USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72).

screaming

>>77456520
What does being liberal have to do with social justice warriors? Liberalism is quite a legit political stance!

>>77456850
unironically never watched hari puttar

In the mood for bloody marys tonight but I don't want to buy a bottle of vodka because I've got into the nasty habit of drinking the entire thing in one sitting as of late haha!! going to have to stick to beers to be safe I think sadly

>>77456764
Veet

>>77456815
not really, not for America at least since they're the only country fully equipped for electronic warfare combined with enough combined arms to make a carrier battlegroup in effect its own army

weird insect bite on my arm

*defeats your technologically bloated navy*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

>>77456616
Don't use Facebook
>>77456580
Wait

what did you want to be when you were a kid lads?

remember wanting to be a fighter pilot or an astronaut

>>77456891
pretty impressive desu even as a pretty big drinker i would not manage a whole bottle in one sitting, once I was partying for about 18 hours and almost finished one but that was a one off and don't normally go that long

used to be ambivalent but after /brit/ have come to genuinely hate students

>>77456898
wax strips? o_O

>>77456920
guilty :3

*unzips dick*

https://youtu.be/afK7Dr-sMf8?t=294

>>77456885
>hari puttar
That is the name of Indian home alone

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I think I did a bad thing lads.

>new employee at the office
>seems like an okay lad in general, a bit shy
>notice he has a an anime wallpaper on his laptop yesterday
>feign ignorance of what anime is and ask him about it
>for a moment he seems happy about my show of interest and start telling me about it
>I immediately go full banter mode making fun of him for watching "children's cartoons"
>half the office ends up joining in

He looked like he was about to try but I didn't feel bad about it until reflecting on it again today.

Am I a bad person?

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>>77456781
It depends. Some get up to 1200€ a month. Minimum pension is about 750€/month which I would get (if they grant it). In the past I used to get 550€/month but I haven't gotten any benefits in months and instead have been leeching off of my dad. He doesn't complain about it anymore though and he's pretty well off so I don't really have any financial worries.

>>77456943
builder

>>77456943
an Egyptologist

>>77456977
never watched that either lmoa

>>77456788
seems like a waste of money

>>77456943
commercial pilot but then I realised it's just for tory boys who can afford the training

>>77456943
footballer

was a normie little cunt i was

>>77456979
Should have nonced him

>pretty big drinker
>cant finish a bottle of spirits in 18 hours

ermm

>>77457008
A cool dream. And who you're now?

Had my review at work and got some really bad feedback, apparently I'm not doing well at all and need to improve or else my role is at risk.

Feel really down now, just want to die lads

>>77456979
you did good

weebs unironically deserve to be socially shunned

>>77456914
I mean surface to air missiles and tomahawks can do everything a jet can, so a ship could do exactly the same job.

>>77456943
never had any aspirations

>>77456984
genuinely feel like a decent amount of neets are like you and me where because u've always had a bit of money the idea of going out and slaving away for what is essentially a small amount of money considering your family is completly pointless

>>77456920
Had a blade bite haha

/brit/ is a botnet

>>77456979
words cannot describe how autistic you are

mens arses arent really that great
guess thats why theres more bottoms in the gay community than tops

>>77457039
an alcoholic wanker

>>77456979
*he looked like he was about to cry

>>77457062
POO

>>77457085
haha same what are the chances?

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the nice victorian shite nearby is crumbling and the council doesn't care

>>77456979
Nah it's cool. Ones who can't control themselves in public should be controlled

*enters the post number casino*
£100 on 4 please

>>77457085
:/ I've always liked history, and finished the international relations. It's not of much use but the 4 years of study were best in my life.

Love going out into the farmland near me and gathering up ticks
I place them on my bollocks and let them engorge themselves on my ballbag
Got like 8 of them dangling off my scrote right now, swollen to the size of grapes

>>77457052
missiles can't control the sky and are not as versatile as an aircraft, Falkland war proved this.
and missiles can't carry jamming equipment like USAF growlers can to disrupt land based defences and radar

bad ASS
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/630730/ISIS-terror-Mosul-Kurds-teenage-girl-army-jihadi-fighters-destroyed-all-female-unit-video

incredibly sexually fraustrated

>>77457161
If you send your daughters and wives to die, what are you fighting for?

>>77457161
>ASS
FOY

>>77457185
i'll suck your cock and bum you if you want x

If dubs the. I get paid 10 to 1 odds on £10000 quid

*listens to grime ironically*

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Literal giants lads. How the hell did homo "manlet runt" sapiens end up surviving?

*listens to grime unironically*

need pozzed up lads

kinda wish i had been in america during the initial pokemon go craze. literally thousands of people turning up at a park to catch pokemon sounds like it wouldve been a good laff and among the most normie experience possible

>>77457220
you gay?

thoughts on bullfighting lads?

>>77457220

won't you get poo on your knob?

>>77457144
same with me
but it turns out getting a job as an archaeologist or whatever that actually pays well is pretty hard.
had one once and its was mostly just checking build sites for rubbish on behalf of the government so companies could get the OK to build whatever, not nearly as romantic as on TV and being from North America your options for anything besides local shit like natives and colonists is limited.

>>77457223
100 to 1 odds on trips

Pulling a martingale

*slams down another £10000 quid

sally from cars

drove 2 hours through the country side to the beach today. mostly fields, but i passed a few forests and wetlands and such. was pretty comfy. want a motorcycle

>>77457240
goldilocks

>>77457255
yes x

>>77456943
ethnomusicologue

>>77457250
was liek that in london was fucking dire mate

>>77457249
bit gay

>>77456580
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>>77456943
paleontologist

kind of wish i hadn't gone down the computer route and was out there digging for dino bones still desu

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>>77457311

>>77457311
VORUS VIRUS VORUS VIRUS VIRSU

>>77457240
more energy efficient and strength can only affect how well you use weapons so much

>>77457311
the virgin link

>>77456984
Do you basically just lie to get these disabilities?

>£10000 quid
oh yanks you always get it wrong, if you say quid you don't say the currency because u know it's pound

>>77457311
poo in thread

>>77457293
when was the last time you did gay sex

>>77457301
aye but that's cuz london is fucking dire

>>77457346
quid is originally an american expression

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quid pro quo

>>77457311
clicked it. how BLACKED am I

>>77456871
That was a design flaw in the F-14 that causes the crash IIRC.

Too much sideslip stalls one of the engines, all the electrics are managed by one and all the hydraulics by the other. If you lose either one you're fucked.

https://booth.lse.ac.uk/map/

apparently all of London used to be at least middle class back then
so-called Victorian slums my arse

>>77457156
Yes they can, and missiles have developed a lot since then.

Aircraft are obsolete

>>77457311
hello mohamed houria

>>77457346
It wasn't a martingale anyway

Martingale would have been me posting £20000 in order to win my money back

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>>77457325

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down.

>>77457397
t. missile

>>77457269
>being from North America
What are you doing in Vietnam now?

thought I had been instantly rejected from a job but it was just the auto-reply

semitocritical but not antisemitic

>>77457444
war

offical /britgoingoutcrew/ tonight's venue is Fabric, hope to see you all there xoxo. Should be hard to find me, just look for the ugliest person in the club.

>>77457336
No. I do have actual issues with functioning """normally""" and have been hospitalized in the past. Past 8 months I have been taking antabuse because lol alcoholism and I need to sober for the examinations I am currently undergoing.

just did a backflip down the stairs and died

>>77457496
big if true

>>77457452
it's the same
tempted to report you

hated the perpetual fear when I was a neet. literally living in freefall like that not knowing when or if would ever end and, assuming it did end, what horrid excuse for a job I'd end up in

did end up working a pretty shit job for 2 years (before landing my current one), though not as bad as it could have been considering the many other jobs I could have ended up in

was even dropping CVs into dodgy 'eurostore'-type shops by the end. fucking hell

>>77457496
Tell jesus I said hi

>>77457452
wussy

crows and ravens are the only birds I respect

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>>77456580
This time it'll work

Just did a double backflip downstairs and landed it perfectly like a skilled ninja

t. 7 year old child prodigy

>>77457521
there's been a fried chicken shop with a help wanted sign for months now
thinking of biting the bullet

>>77457531
saw god and she was black

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>So- so what you're saying is that mercenaries ought to be flattered that their only achievement in this world is having oversized physiques?
>I'm saying they shouldn't be ashamed of them!
>It's a myth.
>I dunno, CIA, I could show you a magazine where... literally... [holds up his hands indicating large size]
>Could you?
>Well I haven't got it with me but... on the next flight...

>>77457349
last saturday x

>>77457575
yaaaaaas queen slay

>>77457560
wasnt this the bridge in Lion
fantastic film

>>77457537
what about jackdaws, jays & magpies? also is it crows in general or one particular type, say the hooded crow?

All Americans are true

>>77457574
Can you handle masses of school age shits talking down to you, the chicken-boy?

Get me wings innit!

>>77457560
what's it supposed to represent?

>>77457603
the area it's in more likely it'll be fat women on hen nights and stags
can't say which would be worse

>>77457560
It's obvious why you lost

anyone here got mates

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foreveralone woman: i've only had 2 boyfriends

foreveralone man: i've never hugged a girl in my life

>>77457560
where is this

>>77457639
used to

>>77457578
you're disgusting never speak to me again (tell me more)

>>77457639
I got a couple

>>77457560
dnt want to be mean but its a bad photography mate
but its a good bad photography

getting my asshole hammered like a dumb ass

>>77457599
always assumed those hooded crows were just old regular crows haha

>>77457641
same between "normal people" and actual losers they r liek omg ionly slept with 1 girl or only dated 1 girl and i'm like go fuck off i've never been on a date never kissed a giel etc and i'm fucking 38

>>77457639
used to, now they're more like acquaintances I see every few months in a 'spoons

honestly don't know how to become mates with any of the people on my course

>>77457641
This is what being an airhead female does. No initiative in anything. Literally what is stopping a girl from asking a dude out as opposed to waiting for someone to initiate a conversation?

Probably a dead fish in the sack too.

>>77457641
being settled for would be pretty shit

>>77457655
Horwah Bridge

>>77457677
I've seen this vid, too bad it's short.

>>77457600
true dumbasses

>>77457639
>>77457683
if u're looking for mates you should come to offical /britgoingoutcrew/ tonight's venue is Fabric, hope to see you all there xoxo. Shouldn't be hard to find me, just look for the ugliest person in the club.

>>77457639
yeah

>>77457725
pfm

>>77457720
LINK

>>77457677
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

>>77457599
all crows demand respect and I admire that

not racist I just hate other birds simple as

>>77457665
>>77457634
I know. But still i

honestly think northern france is worse than northern england

>>77457750
nah

>>77457728
fuck off you mentally ill london twat

>>77457750
I've been to one city on the outskirts of Paris and it's cute and so are the girls :3

>>77457700
seen an obese uggo wearing a sweatshirt and a hearing aid get called gorgeous at a bar once. looked like a female hagrid

no girl gets settled for unless she's shooting to high

>>77457740
I don't remember, try daddy, twink, kitchen.

>>77457639
had
HAD

toilet bog fart is not my president

>>77457767
which one

>>77457728
can't, going to a family friend's wedding

probably gonna sit at the table where all the other people my age are and hardly talk and spend most of the time checking my phone ahahah xxx

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>>77457700

it happens to the majority of men

women ride the cock carousel until they're used up, then settle for a beta provider who will raise chads spawn, and have pity sex with him once a month. sex with the beta is just another chore like cleaning the toilet.

>>77455995
Finger pointing gets us nowhere, nick.
*chants England is my city furiously"

>>77457803
the virgin night out

>>77457803
do some /brit/posting hahah x

>>77457770
are you saying you'd literally take any gf?

doing a think about having friends

>>77457772
oh well
https://www.xvideos.com/video19542851/daddy_makes_twink_beg_for_more_in_kitchen_-_gaycock4u.com

>>77457822
ain't that the truth
>>77457823
might do if I can get wifi lol

>>77457845
i can be your friend

In 2011 it was reported that over 50% of UK houses still contained asbestos, despite a ban on asbestos products some years earlier.

>>77457743
fair nuf, i like most of em really. sparrows are a fav and starlings, up close they are mental. blackbirds are very friendly, always happy to hang around digging whilst you are in the garden.

Any birds on this afternoon?

Send tiddy

>>77457831
not at all. I'm saying a lot of guys will

can't remember how to make friends hehe

>>77457794
Between Rouen and Paris, I cant remember, it was small and had one train station which didnt work 24 hrs.

Why are you so interested?

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*disturbs your asbestos*

>>77457904
I know. That's obvious. You can't do it here either.

>>77457803
Post pics of your adventures for the lads

>>77457904
bring a ball, that's how you make friends

>>77457889
>over 50% of UK houses
Do you think they should have demolished almost half the existing houses at once, genius?

>>77457951
>>77457951
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>>77457949
phone takes images that are too large in file size to post on /brit/ :(

will textpost though

>>77457939
why shouldnt i be interested?

>>77458006
Screenshot your photo

>>77458022
Where u live?

>>77457709
looks like it! good job