/brit/

everyone type nigger in chat

Me? Well I consider myself a Gentleman and a Sir, a GentleSir, if you will!
I'm intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour (the joker from The Dark Knight is such an embodiment of me that I considered suing them haha), I'm a keen gamer, a lover of other cultures (mostly Japan) and an epic pranker!

So if that's to your liking, swipe right! ... and get ready for your worst nightmare! *does an evil laugh*

>>77452337
haha ebin xD praise kek

bbc

>>77452310
>Abdul, teach me about the Quran.

>>77452347
post fucking machines

Ah yes, /brit/
*yawns loudly*

mass immigration is a catastrophe economically, culturally, racially.

>>77452358
post more qt slavs sluts

new arcade fire got 5 stars from based NME kindo confirmed

>not a single british post

so high i cant feel my face or legs

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>>77452310
just got a new trim lads, thoughts?

>The Virgin Media

>>77452347
why do you as a kike get offended by the word nigger if you aren't black

In the latest Berkeley controversy over what speakers may talk about, the progressive radio station KPFA has canceled an Aug. 9 on-stage appearance by the scientist Richard Dawkins.

KPFA had invited the British scientist to discuss his newest book, Science in the Soul: Collected Writings of a Passionate Rationalist, which it termed “excellent.” But on Thursday the news organization canceled the event, citing concerns about the tone of some of Dawkins’ tweets about Muslims.

>>77452392
ummmm i identify as british sweaty xx

>>77452407
sexc

>>77452407
you look like a little weasel cunt
would turn your jaw to dust with a single blow

>>77452390
>arcade fire
>based NME
>kindo
worst post ive ever seen

Just as five-foot tiny spinner Alaina begs TC to not cum inside her, our stud ejaculates a gallon of cum in her pussy. Incredible ambush creampie! Alaina's look of disbelief and anger is priceless. And since I split-screen that shit for ya, you'll get to see it all at once - facial expression AND insemination. What else about Alaina? 22, huge tits, wants to go to school to be a nurse and needs to make some money. Refuses to masturbate on cam and can't handle TC's big cock in her ass at all. I'd call it "painal" but poor dude barely gets to park his hood in her Hershey Highway.

>>77452433
me when Brumpf gets impeached

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>listen mate, don't fokkin loy to me, don't get me fokkin upset yew wrongun, yew dirty cant

Leftists genuinely believe that the USSR is a model to be admired

>>77452457
clumpf impeachment soon xx

pfm

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BASED The 1975 !!!!

Woman on the tills in Tesco had a badge that said she'd been with them since 1989. Imagine working the tills in Tesco for nearly 30 years.

*slams 3 Red Bulls*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWKJmbmOOf4

capitalism is a necessary condition for freedom

manager said he liked my gumption but apparently you need qualifications and experience wth

>>77452487
rightists genuinely believe that modern Russia is a model to be admired

dude just fucking lay off, i'm stressing out bigly over here

honestly hate anime

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>>77452511
better than cleaning the bogs though right ? haha

>>77452407
Those spectacles are rather fetching.

Had a very normie night last night desu. Went to a house party, played beer pong and flipcup, socialised with lots of new people, went out clubbing, and ended up pulling some posh girl and going back to hers. Bit strange really, I thought my days as a normie were begind me.

Imagine not being part of the global jet set elite and spending your entire life living in one part of one country haha

Lets import millions of people from societies that couldn't even invent the wheel

anyone want to move their dick rapidly in and out of my anus until it squirts ejaculate up it?

any good games for shit pc's?

>>77452589
fuck off then

>>77452589
what a fun time for you

baka who tf reported me for my brap post

>>77452617
yeah me x

>>77452620
papers please

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME

>>77452620
Tetris

did a mushy shart but the poo that followed was rock hard.

you can't explain that

>>77452589
>beer pong
foy

>>77452620
rome total war

>>77452620
rct

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Pic related don't lie.

*drowns my pot noodles in ketchup*

Manefeeke!

>>77452589
>played beer pong and flipcup

yanks out

>>77452662
My cock must have softened up some of your poo x

morning lads
morning cheshire
morning devon
morning shropshire
morning warwickshire
morning angus
morning norfolk
morning bedfordshire
morning lancashire
morning somerset
morning nova scotia
morning huntingdonshire
morning wales
any syncs going?

>>77452678
a leaf

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didnt know northerners have nice buildings too

>>77452699
>morning
embarrassed yourself there didn't you

>>77452699
vomited as this post

>>77452711
there's loads... it's kind of the most tragic part about it

Jeremy Paxman is quite a good host for University Challenge 2bhwy

haha off to benelux and it's fucking soaking over there

Ah yes, I'm going to put cups of beer on this table tennis table so I can let them get warm and dunk a dirty ball in them. Game for the ages.

>>77452620
Doom
Wolf
Ninja saga

>>77452620
path of exile

>>77452589
FONT

>>77452711

even rochdale, the worst town in the country, has a nice town hall

>>77452711
>sheffield
>north
cringe

>>77452731
off to your mother's cunny and it's fucking soaking over there hahaha

>>77452736
Something is truly wrong with yanks

>>77452724
its nearly 2 in the morning here
notice i didnt greet you?

Wait, if I'm in Australia, doesn't that mean that the British are Johnny Foreigners?

Mind boggling

>>77452729
Bamber was the better

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Ireland is trying to build an underground but it's too expensive for them lmao

>>77452711
>flying the british flag
bit racist

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>>77452789

>>77452789
need more EUbux

>>77452761
>cunny
hmm

anyone else watch porn muted? cant stand the cringy chat and screaming

could demolish any cunt in this general with one punch

>>77452770
don't care
this is a british thread and you WILL go by GMT

>>77452822
no

>>77452815
Mate the sound is half the experience

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thoughts?

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lets read a book together :3

afternoon lads
afternoon derbyshire
afternoon ireland
afternoon united kingdom
afternoon yanks
afternoon australians
afternoon jfs
afternoon janny
afternoon nonce

>>77452822
who /mayweather/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxt-N2XVt0Q

anyone in bromley want to me to suck their cock and then bum them? x

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hahaha WEW Beer? wahey! *drinks a pitcher of Bud Lite Lime* woaaaAAH bEEER

*goes doopin' mental*
*dies*

>>77452789
undergrounds are a waste of money unless it's a fucking HUGE city or has the right earth underneath

>>77452815
Only because I don't want anyone to accidentally hear it

>>77452789
the planning and all was done for it and then the recession hit so it was postponed. Now the cunts are doing more planning and consultation before they do it again
Millions has been spent already and work on it hasn't even been started

>>77452822
You'd need a punch? *chortle*
*flicks you away*

>>77452853
uhh that's not how biology works

>>77452868
want to boot it over a house

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images have stopped showing up AGAIN
foing to bed

11:42pm

>>77452897
>selection of mattresses and motorcycle parts

bit weird

>>77452868
I shall name him george

i call it the full treatment
a BJ followed by an anal ravaging x

>>77452909
good fuck off

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levi_Bellfield
it's disgusting that convicted murderers can convert to islam whilst in prison

it's a fairly common thing in prisons as well, because they get special treatment and benefits like having free time to pray, not because they actually want to be religious

this fucking country

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new scotland Bridge opening soon lads

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hmm

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>>77452899
rude >:(
>>77452926
cute name :3

>>77452933
pis of an di

yall know what the midwest is?
young and restless

>>77452868
enjoyed this video thoroughly

>>77452945
you can see the degeneration of british society just through the style of bridge

>>77452949
the fucking cheek of poor people who think the government should subsidies them to live in london

>>77452954
dumb fucking stupid nigger retard cat can't fucking catch the bus fuckhead

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Can't beat the North.

>>77452789

just use trams, they're 1/10th the cost

>>77452868
>my cornflakes and tuna cunts

>>77452949
>creatives

What is this and why are they making it sound like it's a high position in society.

can you heat milk in the kettle?

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odd book this

>>77452949
handsome jfc

want to suck a big uncut dick so bad x

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>>77452983
troubled?

>>77452960
I'm a dixie man myself

just applied to become a creative, wish me luck!

>>77452996
no it will fuck it up

>>77452957
learn english

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bit on the nose this

>>77453034
im fluent in anglish

>>77453023
unironic stemlad switching to a design course now
have NO idea what the fuck i'm doing with any of the software except autocad

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>>77452387
i went to go eat
but ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk

>>77452909
we shall be watching, waiting

>>77453036
fat fingers

>>77452789
almost impossible for a western country to build one of these in the modern era with labour and environmental regs and whanot, in nyc it's literally 15-20x more expensive on a per mile basis than it was in 1900 adjusting for inflation. even in europe it's typically about a quarter of a billion dollars usd per kilometer.

>>77453036
What happened your foot lad?

>>77453053
nonce

Bored
Thinking about going down to the shops and smoking a cigarette for the first time in my life, don't know why.

>>77453033
ok thanks

>>77453064
SCREAMING at this post

>>77453036
would batter mrs vavasour given the chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Py0DUvG7s

>>77452949
ahhh yes post modernism

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>>77453062
london is building a huge new one though

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grime mentioned

>>77453079
don't lad
it'll be horrible, or you'll enjoy it and start smoking
neither of those are good outcomes

bf just posted this on a different general
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500051383283.webm

>>77453062

we've just built crossrail at approx £1bn per mile

>>77452994
designers you dumbshit

>>77453068
excuse me
masha is probably about 30 by this point

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>HE'S A FUCKING FROG

Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>77453108
fat cunt

>>77453079
>>77453115
Thought about doing the same quite a number of times

>>77453105
and it's insanely expensive

Fell over in da club and bust a nut

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Rate my art skills.

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the Northern powerhouse

>>77452980
agreed, London should be open to those who can afford it which is wealth foreigners

>>77453158
utterly grim

>>77453115
well I'm already addicted to alcohol so I may as well go the whole hog

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just checked
33

thoughts on line 2 of the midland metro?

The poor weather outside has a different kind of lighting to selfies. Have taken a few potential profile pics but still not sure if they are good enough

>>77453105
you can add individual stops but to build a whole system from scratch? basically impossible unless you just subcontract out to a korean firm and let them handle the design, labour etc (koreans do it for about 60m usd/mile)

>>77453184
33 months?
nonce

>>77453184
hardly my idea of a slavic qt

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london is also getting a 2 station extension which will cost £1.2 billion lmao

>>77453170
looks comf

not clicking the image but it is quite clear from the preview that it is nonce material. I will be reporting. please don't come back

>>77453170
that's in norfolk

i was born in the wrong country

>>77453213
had your manners been better i'd have shared another

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>>77453205
it is a whole new system though and we've got another one planned

>>77453205
this is a whole new line
fun fact: china is planning 800 miles of tunnels in various systems over the next 2 years

>>77453036

what the FUCK is with your fucking fingers mate

>>77453243
we don't want anymore you absolute nonce

>>77453242
no you weren't

What's going on with Ireland's GDP per capita?

>>77453266
post fucking machines

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want to die lads

>>77451747

ah so that's why they leave a wheel behind when they knick your bike, they can ride with only the rear one

it would be a black eh

>>77453272
low corporate tax rate so there are loads of multinational companies here

>>77453267
no i was literally born overseas

>>77453186
post the map of it

>>77453287
abnormal

>>77453287
why's that then

>>77453215
they're building a whole underground system here for a fraction of that
but they also have no safety/environmental laws and labour is cheap as piss.

>>77453289
How low is that rate?

>>77453242
what country

>>77453075
jesus christ im high
your fingers terrify me
and make laugh too lmao x

>playing never have I ever with a group of people at a hostel
>my turn

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dude weeeeeeeed

>>77453319
your country

Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity, Romeo and Juliet
Forty thousand men and women everyday, like Romeo and Juliet
Forty thousand men and women everyday, redefine happiness
Another forty thousand coming everyday, we can be like they are
Come on baby, don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man

>>77453272
it's a tax haven supported by the EU, if you're wondering why it's fairly high

the average irishman isn't very wealthy, that's why GDP per capita isn't a good measurement of wealth across the population

any good tv shows?

>>77453333
nice digits

Would defeat any of you in hand to hand combat.

>>77453314
honestly hope the entire thing collapses

why does literally every canadian love weed and reddit

>>77453272
all of their statistics are inflated by yank corporations
ireland is still a shithole

>>77453334
baffling series of posts

>>77453352
post fucking machines

>>77453344
fargo x

>>77453344
faulty towers
allo allo
all you need

>>77453036
the fucking state of your stub nails and big fat sausage fingers lose some weight you fat cunt

would vote leave again if we had another referendum

fuck the EU
fuck merkel
fuck "refugees"

>>77453372
post fucking machines

>>77453361
glad to have entertained

>>77453272
here ya go
http://blogs.ft.com/ftdata/2015/05/13/ireland-is-the-wealthiest-economy-in-europe-or-not/

>>77453300
just goes to curzon street then digbeth then maybe airport

any good podcasts about william the conquerer?

>>77453272
Loads of money passes through there because of tax evasion and the government (sort of dishonestly) reports the whole thing. The money doesn't translate to the country itself.

5'11
90kg

grim

>>77453315
http://econlife.com/2016/07/irelands-gdp-growth-rate/

>>77453036
fucking fat cunt you disgust me

>>77453141
>cowardly, pessimistic and stubborn.
sounds about right

>>77453344
the wire

>>77453366
don't have any pubescent machines sorry x

>>77453305
ruined my social life

>>77453432
post fucking machines

6'6
220 pounds (around 4% body fat)

>>77453432
post fucking machines

>>77453328
but you can just lie you idiota

>>77453036
alri percy pig

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Stop the Pedo shit.

no no NO
get back to transit systems i like it when we all talk about one thing
What city in the UK could do with a tram line?

>>77453437
and how did you manage that then

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>>77453263
>>77453064
>>77453058
>>77453375
>>77453415
>>77453456

im not fat
i have normal fingers

:^(

>>77453432
post fucking machines

>>77453458
>pedo
good boy

>>77453467
stubby orc twat

>>77453459
would quite honestly lick her sweety bumhole

5'6
340lbs lean (1% bf)

NEED to stick my erect penis into a willing girl's vagina lads

mad how janny deletes brap posts but allows foreign nonces post nonce content in /brit/

going rorke lads
heard a refugee tell his story on radio 4 the other day, didn't really care about his plight but was SEETHING when he said "everywhere else, you can get nothing, they give you nothing, that's why i come to england"

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amount of infrastructure + redevelopment projects going on in London is insane

>>77453467
Clean your fingers you subhuman

>>77453467
the virgin hand

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>>77453480
]:^C

6'4
however much a brick shithouse weights

>>77453272
in one word: shenanigans

>>77453467
What was your book about?

>>77453498
wish they spent even a little bit of money somewhere else instead of MPs trying to make their commute a bit shorter/shinier

>>77453493
you should be proud to live in such a caring and open country
It's the least we can do given our barbaric past

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amount of infrastructure + redevelopment projects going on in London is in-

oh

>>77453467
It looks like you have Kleinfelter's Syndrome.

>>77453534
london makes all the money

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post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTMyr9x6ZPU

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amount of infrastructure + redevelopment projects going on in the North is in-

oh

>>77453462
made out with the ugly wierd girl of the group while drunk

Business idea: have ambitions and enthusiasm

>>77453540
what did he mean by this
crossrail is fucking expensive mate

>>77453558
because thats where they spend all the money

>>77453572
sorry I meant to say the North but forgot to replace London with The North

have a look at >>77453564

might bash the fash

>>77453272
The CSO did a study which showed that without all the multinationals declaring their profits here we'd have more debt than GDP

>>77453564
are our trains bad? i don't know anything about trains but they aren't pretty like the other ones

>>77453568
without knowing anything else about the situation, that doesn't sound like social suicide mate

>>77453537
you're joking but it winds me up no end when students say this

like umm graduate and work a private sector job for a couple of years sweaty

>>77453570
I'm out

>>77453537
I do want to help, just hate that feeling of "every other country is saying fuck off and we're saying come over". It's not even based in reality though, it's germany that's getting taken advantage of really

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>>77453344
Record of Lodoss War

>>77453561
noice

>>77453612
you have the worst train system in the developed world

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4718416/Mum-daughter-acid-attack-live-attacker.html

the absolute state of india

>>77453620
>you're joking
ummmm

>>77453561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gmOBu5HMow

>>77453620
what student has ever told you that we have to help refugees because of our past
i thought it was more we should help refugees because its the right thing to do

>>77453645
Trains are for freight in the US
it works for them, they have cars

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>>77453612
they're miles better than anything you get in the North of England

>>77453645
figures

>>77453646
>daily mail
ew fuck right off

http://i.imgur.com/Jrm1mws.gifv

overkill

>>77453662
this is a strange looking train....

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who /ancap/ here

>>77453625
This desu
there LITERALLY aren't that many refugees in the UK
we've been unaffected by this crisis, but still scary enough to do silly things like brexit

>>77453662
it says London Midland on it and in the image name
low quality bait

>>77453570

Shant be investing in this

>>77453662
wifi available
for a fee
yeah nah

>>77453701
more like ancrap lmao

not comfortable posting in the same thread as a jew

>>77453662
>London Midland LITERALLY in the fucking title of the pic

fucking idiot

right lads i know it's funny that lots of lefties take the piss out of the daily mail, but do a little critical read next time you end up on a story. If you are being told how to feel about what you're reading, it's bad journalism

>>77453744
there's two actually

>>77453703
>British Euroscepticism began and ended with le refugees
Arrogant student twat

>>77453715
name doesn't matter. only operates in Birmingham = the north

>>77453763
what should I read instead

>>77453785
breitbart

>>77453723
excuse me Mr Israel
are you Jewish? As in do you hold Jewish beliefs?

>>77453777
brum is quintessentially midlands

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>>77453750
>>77453715
um, sweatys xxxx

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this thread needs more bollockposting 2bh

>>77452945
what the fuck is the point of having 3

just 1 would have sufficed

>>77453771
yeah there's always been lefties who hate it and righties who hate it
the public wouldn't have voted for it if they didn't see all the scary news about the refugees though

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the diesel overgrounds are yucky

>>77453803
brum is a RadCen city

>the north has no rail infrastructure projects
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordsall_Chord

umm no sweetie

>>77453777
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>77452945
just do one big one

>>77453812
1 rail
1 rusty old motorway, collapsing soon
1 new motorway

gotta post for NT

>>77453785
Reuters is good
telegraph/guardian if you have time and wanna see either party line on an issue
bbc is good but le biased london elite
ft's good for businessy stuff
economist is a bit smug these days
rt and aj for their respective lines of spin

>>77453829
I go to Manchester all the time from Preston and I swear I've never seen any of that

create a new one already i have an important post to make

>>77453932
>>77453932
>>77453932

when will i have sex?

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>>77453829
>one curve is considered an infrastructure project in the North
Meanwhile in London....

>>77453886
Telegraph/Guardian are lul
BBC is lul
Reuters is respectable
>aj/rt ari 'eed?

>>77453498
me on the back right picking my nose