twerk edition
>>77451030
>tfw no German flags will ever reply to you
vaping is white and based
>>77451682
Kys l*m
*vapes*
>>77451388
Tru
*inhales*
*breaths out vapor*
*lights cig*
*blows smoke to your face*
*takes a fat hit of vape*
*surrounds you with vapor*
*in one perfect pull takes the entire bowl of marijuana completely into the smoky bong chamber, from which it is taken into my lungs*
*exhales a mixture of both my own carbon dioxide and marijuana smoke which has been drained of most of its THC*
*Tells you to stop using nerd words*
*waits for anons to post more stupid shit*
i just woke up with zero (0) hangover whatsoever.
i think im a beer drinker now :3
>>77452603
>hangovers
>from beers
>baseball game ended at 1am
>had to wake up at 9 am to help my grandma move by myself today
>nothing to eat besides a few nuts and cheese
https://youtu.be/L4GrDOOIIbk
thread theme
>loved the first mirrors edge
>wait eagerly for the new one
>it was garbage
*blows vape rings*
>>77452707
it's news to me.
*blows a vape ring just the right size to frame your post and then poof away as it hits the monitor*
Saw her walking on the side of the road on the sidewalk chalk from my balcony window
First sight she made me look twice cause I never seen someone walk as light as the wind blows
> black man gets shot
> nothing happens
> white roastie gets shot
> even the police chief gets fired
what did they mean by this?
>>77453109
the black man was a criminal though
*blows vape to block your comment*
people that think japanese cars are better than euro cars are fuckin retards/poor
*watches golf*
just baited a bunch of anons with this spoilered pic
>out of bacon and milk
fucking kill me please
*blows vape*
are you 12?
*sharts*
>>77451030
>Anime
>Loli
>Twerking
>.gif
>Proxy faggot
>Canadian
One of, if not, the worst editions I've seen
abysmal thread
*blows vape in shape of waifu*
>>77451802
>>77452340
>>77452550
kys my man
Seriously, what the fuck are you supposed to post on a "twerk edition"???
>>77453719
it didnt use to be like this
>>77453790
twerking girls?
>>77453738
post old maps of toronto to save it
>>77453817
That's for niggers my man
>>77453813
how about you stop stealing my pics
thief
*inhales vapor*
*exhales vapor*
*disappears into a jolly rancher scented vape cloud*
im never voting again
>>77454044
You will not have a right to complain about your country's situation later on
>>77454100
can't believe trump signed this
>>77454121
One of the first things he did in office
Makes me glad to be North American
How is Trump doing? I don't read the media here because they demonise him.
>>77454186
hes breaking presidential ground
Just looked in the mirror
I'm fucking ugly
>>77454186
For every action he makes, the MSM produces 10 hitpieces to make it look like he's doing nothing.
>>77453884
This is my best map. Way too yuge for any image host I know of
https://mega.nz/#!RQkA3AJa!5yMNLmTnJ2uTKr_EjE80UPssCSCX14w2id_F90rCo7I
what are you goals for today?
shut up
>>77454481
vaping
>>77451811
Who is this?
*pinches Canada's bum*
whatcha gonna do about it stud ;)
>>77454505
Who cares, she's Asian
>>77451811
>>77454505
8/10 at best
>>77454568
I know those are chinese moon runes but she looks white to me
>>77454606
>That thing
>An 8
Boi
do u guys like anime?
>>77454481
play basketball with the boys
>>77454355
very nice map. heres montreal's tram network from 1941
>>77454549
NOOOOOOOO
>>77454732
Only the good ones
Moe and SOL garbage needs to die off
>>77454732
Yes.
>>77454833
Do you like Lucky Star?
>>77454732
no. kys
>>77454769
neat
>>77454886
Are you being serious?
>>77454481
make the perfect spaghetti. gonna make homemade sauce with tomatoes from the garden and fresh veggies, then slow cook it in a crock pot
it's going to be delicious
>>77455026
he's just asking
>>77454732
yes, 4chan is an anime website
>>77454942
makes me sad that montreal ripped up its tramways
>>77454801
make me stop :)
>>77455056
Of course I don't like Lucky Star
Why the fuck would I even like that crap?
>>77455073
Doesn't mean you have to be obnoxious about it
>>77454732
it's alright. I liked Big O and Cowboy Bebop
>>77455157
Both are classics
so many proposed plans that never came about
*blows kisses at Canada*
>>77455321
>even more brownfield on prime waterfront property
yuck. here's a complete map of montreal before the sprawl (1950)
>>77455555
what a very tremendous waste of digits
>>77455555
checked
>>77454481
Anime
>>77454737
Nigger
haha wow anime haha makes my dick hard haha japan is cool haha jerking off to drawings haha i love my waifu haha
>>77455773
>henrico kills the thread
about to kill America. wish me luck
>>77456144
*marries Canada*
sorry lads, she's taken now
>>77456191
i wanted her
>>77456266
cats BTFO
fuck dogs
>>77456413
This
need a hungarian gf really badly buds
@77456413
@77456446
dumb furries
>>77456476
Those legs
>>77456476
>>77456513
Disgusting
>>77454683
/sino/ delivered. Apparently she's Uighur/turkic hence why she looks white
mystery solved
>>77456643
and smoking 2d girls
USA, why did you elect a literal Russian agent as president?
>>77456932
I like Russia
Do you like blunts?
Nothing better than a morning blunt
I'm v happy to share
>>77456932
Why did you elect a play pretend socialist masquerading as a centrist?
Bite your tongue
>>77456998
this doesnt even make sense
>>77457266
Macron rose up from France's Socialist party, made his own, and then claimed to be a centrist while pandering to the left during the campaign, and the immediately swapping over to right-wing policies upon taking office
He's as much a meme as Trudeau but nobody cares about France so nobody knows about it
Anyone with BMI >25 needs to stop posting on cum and see a fitness trainer
>>77457390
he's a political snake that does what his handlers want. of course he's not a fucking socialist, le pen was.
>>77457390
i want to say this is good.
but at the same time i want to say it literally doesn't matter because it's France. who cares...?
*screams into my pillow*
>>77457501
why are you so retarded? honestly how did you even get into university, all your posts scream "i am 8 years old"
>>77457400
>bmi as a measure of fitness
wew, next thing you'll tell me to avoid eating saturated fat and to do a low fat diet in general
>>77456932
is macron turning out to be as interesting as he seems to be based on the bits of information that make it into english? basically how accurate is this post
>>77021272
>>77457554
tell me why it matters to me if France is slightly light leaning, or right leaning.
How do I get a trap bf
>>77457621
thats not what im saying. what im saying is that every single you post you make gives off the impression you are mentally retarded
>>77457651
maybe you take things too seriously.
>>77457637
*trap gf
Gonna smoke a cheeky bowl and go get some tacos with the boys, buds
>>77457711
you are a manchild
>>77457501
how come girls don't wear their hair in cute buns like this
>>77457438
My my did I pinch a nerve?
The fact that he has no allegiances to political parties gives me a bad vibe
>>77457751
Mirror please
>>77451682
AHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxjtk3eA8M
i feel bad for being a leaf right now.
>>77457791
pinch what nerve retard? youre pointing out the obvious
>>77457874
*dislikes video*
>>77457874
lol
SUCC
>>77457874
>used to sometimes watch her videos in past
>see this today
jesus...
>10am
>been to an aa meeting read the paper an had coffee an a bagel already and did my vacuuming chore
How is your day so far?
>>77457956
Perdant
Such a pretty girl but I think she has the autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G7rmN-ea9Q
>>77457874
>4:23
>would i wear hijab always? no
I think this islam thing it's just a fad. What le cool kids today do. the girl just got bored and wanted a change and want it to be unique.
REALLY good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44oPcS_psfY
>>77458352
a lot of those types "convert" to meme shit like bahai
why islam now? who the fuck knows, hopefully it doesn't have too much of a diluting effect on the religion if more fucking hippies start practicing it for meme and/or political reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37LhfCOpJAY
Western Liberalism is a greater threat to Islam than Islam is to the West
>>77457564
>1) outed himself as a monarchist who sees himself as Jupiter
Monarchist not really. He does seem to be more authoritarian than Hollande, and less a fuck up than Sarkozy
>2) cut taxes and shrank the goverment
Yup (don't think it's in the law yet though)
>3) backed off ousting Assad
Yup, pure pragmatism I think, I'm pretty sure everyone still hates Assad
>4) became buddies with Trump and Putin
Yeah no, he invited them because they represent important countries, but I doubt they're "buddies"
>5) started whining about foreigners taking French jerbs
not afaik
>6) told Italy to go fuck itself with its migration crisis
I know Europe didn't want to help Italy, but dunno who pushed for it
>7) told journalists that he is too clever for them and stopped talking to them
It's more something like "I don't want journalists to take every sentence out of context and make up controversies" (see next point)
>8) blamed African problems on niggers having too many kids
see >>77023781
>>77456998
Well he was and still is less right-wing than Fillon and Le Pen, that's pretty much the only reason why he was elected. The "normal" left-wing party crashed with no survivors, and the left-left-wing guy wasn't selected to the second round (even if he was quite close).
>>77451682
>>77451711
>>77457825
redpill me on this
>>77458763
>Guns, Germs, and Steel
It's one of the most influential books in anthropology and archaeology in years, it has actual merit on the ideas it espouses
Why is it being put up with dumb shit?
>>77458543
Yes, but, objectively speaking, which is the superior of the two?
>>77457554
>why are you so retarded?
I can't help it, I was born this way
*advocates violence*
>>77459126
*violently sharts on you*
did something bad happen in Quebec today?
why is he so upset?
>>77459173
*violently clean myself and violently scolds you*
>First thing that I did was buy a pack of smokes
>Check into a motel and consult my horoscope
>Sitting on the bed, with a briefcase in my hands
>Patiently awaiting any word from my command
>Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision
>>77459209
>why is he so upset?
he's French. they're always on edge.
prolly needs to bust a nut
>>77459209
Probably burnt his omelette
Guess the price, lads.
Your opinion of this lad?
>>77459549
hopefully he'll be able to enjoy his gundams in peace now
>>77459543
53¢
>>77459543
USD 45?
>be yesterday
>havent fapped since i was conscripted
>medical drill
>qt womanlet lieutenant instructs us on how to block the groin artery
>tells me to lay down
>sits on me and pushes her knee on my groin artery
if it hadnt hurt so much i would have creamed my trousers. i hate it here
>>77459611
¢ Is that supposed to be dollars?
>>77459693
Nope.
In fact, I payed about 100 usd, of course 20 of those because of the book.
>>77459747
paid**
>>77459747
It's cents
>>77459731
Be thankful a woman touched your crotch boy
>>77459769
Yes of course, thanks. I knew that.
>>77459051
대한민국 스레드로 다들 오세요!!ㅇㅈㅅㄷㅇㅌㅅㄷㅇㅉㅇ
Norway IN
Denmark IN
Germany OUT
Estonia OUT
>>77459820
Norway IN
Greenland IN
Iceland IN
Denmark IN
Finland IN
Latvia IN
Sweden OUT
Germany OUT
Estonia OUT
what a shit fucking edition
sweden and germany are the worst western european countries
>>77459781
im 190cm 96kg and stand on the front right of the squad formation. First i saw her was when our old lieutenant was relieved and she took the position next to me (shes like 150cm/50kg). It was really weird seeing someone so small standing besides me
>>77459747
That sounds more expensive than Switzerland and we pay $23.81/lb / $52.50 per kilogram for escalope of veal.
>>77459903
If you fap you'll stop liking her
>other days
>they hate me
>today
>DENMARK IN
>>77459947
nah nigga i have a thing for womanlets. Opposites attract or some shit. Also where did all the estonians go after /fug/ imploded?
What am I missing?
>>77459859
Norway IN
Greenland IN
Iceland IN
Denmark IN
Finland IN
Latvia IN
Sweden OUT
Germany OUT
Estonia OUT
Leafs proxying as Denmark OUT
>>77459970
You're not Danish though
>>77459991
just lurking probably, /balt/ turned to anime shit
>>77459888
fucking burger cunt. say that to my face you fat fuck and i will fucking kill you. motherfucker i will crush your existence with my bare fists. i will fuck you up so bad that not even your mother (that i FUCKED) will recognize your stupid fat diabeetus face. fat little dick manlet. say it to my face, i dare you
>>77459918
I don't know. But they say your country is more expensive than ours. It is more underneath some of the stuff you see on that picture tho.
>>77457874
now i am 200% sure that she has a serious mental problem
>>77459903
ask her out on a date
>>77456824
>turkic
>white
>>77460118
You can't date your superiors in the Army
>>77460020
sad. i really wanted to brag about pic related
(engraving means "From the commander of estonian defence force General Riho Terras" for u ameribros)
>>77460135
makes it more exciting
jesus fucking christ i hope she will be kicked out of japan for this it would be the funniest shit
>>77460021
if i ever see you here in california of the united states of america i will personally come hunt you down with my legal 3 inch boxcutter i stole from a worker from a walmart and slash your lactating man breasts, remove your clothes, turn you upside down, and shove them down your asshole until they come out of your mouth. know be my name motherfucker, its End as in YOUR end you fucking muslim cock gobbler cuck that would love to see his mother getting fucked by a terrorist son of a btch
>>77460144
woah did you win a marathon or something
>>77460176
what an autistic post
No European countries are allowed in /cum/
Only east Asian countries
>>77460225
this. North american countries welcomed also.
>>77460196
thats classified my nibba but i did something really big
Should I buy a fitbit?
>>77460264
up to you!
you can, if you want to!
Should I learn german to revive my German heritage?
I should go outside.
>>77460350
No, it's a garbage language spoken by human trash
t. took German in hs
>>77460350
if you have the spare time and motivation and it interests you i see nothing wrong with learning a language
would be a better use of your time than anime or video games anyway
>>77460350
Sure if you want.
I'm trying to be all patriotic American. I want to fit in with the blue bloods.
USA USA USA
>>77460253
you probably saved the general during black ops missions
>>77460350
No learn Japanese
>>77460463
dude she is fucking ugly what's wrong with you
>>77460409
it doesn't sound thaaat bad
>>77460463
t. pedo
>>77460451
not that big
>>77460502
that's considered 10/10 for an east asian believe it or not
>>77460502
Looks better than any German you dumb nigger
>>77460538
?
>>77460575
no, this is
>>77460595
nonsensical post, find a better looking weebshit cosplayer if you want to spam here
>>77460614
eewwwww no
you just proved Japanese >>>>>> Taiwanese
>>77460614
Ewww wtf is that
>>77460650
>>77460680
you are very, very extremely stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0tCriOtqxM
20 pushups now losers.
that includes the vaginal owners too.
>>77460529
I meant garbage more in the fact that High and Low German deviate just enough to make someone learning it angery
Speaking of
MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN MOIN
>>77460729
if im a girl do i get to do modified pushup?
>>77460540
makes a helluva story, though. try it on the small gf
>>77459731
My fetish
>>77460719
Sure buddy
>>77460729
Easy
>>77460729
i do several hundred pushups here in the zone every day bro
TIL Tai-pop is trash
>>77460742
what's wrong with moin?
that's like getting upset over "hi" when learning english
>>77460719
I dont like this ones feet desu
>>77460830
This
What's wrong with her toes
>>77460796
yeah it's pretty shit but taiwanese trance is good!! check the video i posted
>>77460830
she has yet to post a normal pic of her feet
she was making them look weird on purpose, guess they're cute when she's not doing the alien shit with them
>>77460830
that's just how feet look. Feet are meant to be gross
>>77460759
>>77460755
a few days ago she told me "Meet me at my office at 15.00". I got exited but all she told me was to go and retrieve the targets from class 14
Queen of /cum/ coming through
>>77460816
Nothing, it's just my German teacher was from Holstein and would never ever say anything other than Moin when greeting the class and didn't explain it until the end of the schoolyear
A bit of a meme
>>77460906
Feet are supposed to be cute
>>77460941
doesn't look like misa
>>77460976
go kys
>>77460748
Do 20 more for asking. Then drink a glass of milk.
>>77460941
>Queen of /cum/
>white
No
morning, nerds
/our gal/?
>>77461149
These are all Clickbait
>>77461195
unfortunately
everything makes perfect sense.
*sips tea*
fascism will rise in all nations
support the traditionalist worker's party
i love you anon, you know that, don't you?
ironic weebs fawning over shitty cosplay hoes OUT!
I'm turning 21 this week /cum/ and my mother wants to know where I want to go out to dinner
Last year I went to a Japanese restaurant and the waitresses looked at me like I was a huge loser as they sang and I felt uncomfortable
also I have no friends and haven't since I was 17
>>77459311
대한민국 스레드로 모두 오세요
ㅇㅇ
hhhgf
>>77461351
Maybe if you'd realized the Asian race is superior you wouldn't be saying this
please stop posting her
>>77461429
maybe if you had less shit taste
she looks just like that stinky bald roach
>>77461521
Okay
me
*plays 3DS*
Thinking about buying an anime shirt
>>77461578
WAAA-HOOOO
>>77461378
Taco bell is cool
Or hooters since you can drink now
>when the thot's too pretty and she flaunts it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85Y52wilGdU
>>77461760
very irritating and unfunny
tell me your most depraved sexual fantasies.
i'd like to kiss a girl.
>>77461720
>I wish you would stop smoking pot all day and hang out with me and joe more often
There is nothing wrong with this statement, I have a friend who's like that
I'm more cute than any of you.
>>77461149
What the fuck, explain this madness
>anime faggots in /cum/ yet again
>>77461848
>>77461885
We will bring them down with cats.
>>77461804
Still a cute thot
>vines
>chive
>worldstar
>any other nigger-jewish owned sites focused on sluts, violence, and black power with the goal of enticing white youth to become black-acting
I have returned from /balt/
>>77462030
go back
>>77462017
>WS
>not wanting to watch Dindu's HEEM each other for your amusement
>>77461885
>eesti
tha-anks
@77462063
no
going to make the new thread
>>77461906
Guess who made it into my Tumblr!!
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive
>denmark
10g of Skywalker OG
A new thread?
>77462142
*takes the bill but doesn't fuck off*
i want to fug a drunk girl
remember thise meem?
>>77462136
>>77462219
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Lads from midwest states (outside of big cities), is it true that you never lock your house doors because it's safe enough?
>>77462256
>>77462258
Yeah I never lock my doors
Only time I do is if I'm going out of town or if I watched a scary movie and get spooped
>>77462293
If you got another one I could make them into a set
>>77462258
I always locked my doors and even my friends in richer neighborhoods always did
>ottawa fag flooding the threads with his faggotry
>>77462325
No I don't. But if you want you can just google norsk skogskatt. It's our norwegian breed.
>when the FLUFFS flood the thread
dumb cat posters
dumb cute (x) poster
>>77462258
Who wouldn't lock their doors
t.Wisconsin
>>77462630
fuck off shit poster
can't wait for next friday, going to crack some more cold ones with my imaginary girlfriend.
dumb canada poster
dumb Wisconsin poster
>>77462358
FOUND THE FLUFF!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/2jwgex/mille_the_norwegian_forest_cat/
Finally something decent for my Tumblr
>>77461885
>non anime faggots on 4chan yet again
um reddit is that way sweetie :)
reminder that /cum/ is a pro-anime general
>>77462258
grew up in a town of 3,000 people in south dakota. don't remember locking our house or car doors. some people would leave their cars running if they were just running into the post office or convenience store quickly
I now live in a bustling metropolis of 13,000 people and I lock my door if I'm going to be away all day, but not if I'll just be out for an hour or two. always lock my car door though
>>77462861
no it isn't
>>77462861
This
Also an Asian supremacist general
i really want to emigrate to the united states of america and i will become a model citizen
>>77462692
Lmfao, why do you collect them? Do I dare ask, are you a girl?
>>77462861
great post.
this is also a beer general.
>>77462891
is
>>77462895
kys
>>77462683
tfw cakes are no longer desperate older ladies but are now your peers in suffering
>>77462925
why are you posting about beer so much? what's it like? I've never been drunk. but maybe in a year or so I will get drunk and shitpost, it sounds like something I'd like a lot
Us oldfags remember that /cum/ has always hated anime except for a handful of weeb trolls trying to ruin things
>>77462903
Are you going to move to Wisconsin?
>>77462973
/cum has always been pro anime while CIA spammed the thread with "KYS, weebs"*
>>77462984
is it good there?
>>77462973
>>>/reddit/
>>77463024
>>77463041
What can I say. You're wrong.
anime is great; gayposting is cancer
I just had a bowl of YAKISOBA by NISSIN of JAPAN
>>77463034
Yes! We're very white and have lots of German Americans
>>77462905
Had a bunch of cat pictures in my computer back in 2011, didn't want to delete them so I looked for a place on the Internet to archive them and found Tumblr.
It became a hobby.
No, I'm not a grill.
>>77463090
very misleading map
>>77463109
Are you the mexican who studies networking but has bad grades?
need to update my cum notes
>>77463147
he's the other sinaloan that has a cat tumblr and used to have an american wife
>>77462258
I lock my doors whenever I leave the house as does everyone else