/brit/

>>77450597
you are waifu mong

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me and the lads

>>77450618
>shetland
there's a sheep in the thread lads ahaha

>>77450629
hello waifu mong

that last thread was an utter disgrace

lets hope this one doesn't end up the same

>>77450649
asdfg

Woooahh oh oh aoooh
Sweet child o mine !!!!

cgf waxed her fanny for our holiday lads
does look wonderful yes indeed

>>77450639
name my band, /b/

>>77450649
Why so?

Have never been in love

>>77450668
Biggie big hahahahhahahahaha

Hey, watcha doin rabbi ?

>plan to have a haircut today.
> take a shower and look in the mirror
>hair is godly and perfect
>now don't want a haircut.
Every time

qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv3plrymM6Q

egg

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>>77450643
baaaaaaa
me on the left

>>77450671
someone mentioned London I'm guessing and then the next 100 posts were a shitfest about pakis and living costs?

wasn't in the thread just guessing

>>77450691
MR BUNGLE !!!!

just reached infamy level 4 on payday 2 lads

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>ywn have a hank scorpio bro-tier boss to chill on hammocks and go bowling at the weekend with

why even live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

Where do I get a fit Marina Diamandis gf?

>>77450674
I'm in love
such a weird, painful feeling

>>77450667
nonce

saw a pretty, affluent looking white woman pushing a nappy headed baby girl in a carriage

day of the rope when?

>>77450702
*farts*

>>77450720
Are Alex

>>77450668
three and a half inches

>>77450735
Tell me about it
Not sure if I feel love at all

Got a bit boring at the time but I kind of miss the election gimmicks

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"Teflon Don" is a really cool nickname for Trump

>>77450750
Dude

>>77450718
Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.

>>77450776
I'm a Tory voter but even I found the 'this will not slip' pasta pretty funny

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>>77450750
What was this post deleted?

shagged a literal teenager when i was 13
such a nonce i was

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>>77450700
well hello there...

>>77450803
hello josie you slut

>>77450794
the definition of rape in sweden is very broad though, as in you don't have to put dic in pusi for them to consider it rape

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labour or conservatives?

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>I'm a tory voter

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>>77450807
*runs away from you*

>>77450761
they are just the 2010's toy poodle, when they get "too old" they will be increasingly pushed aside and mistreated by their mums which makes them grow up bitter and resentful

whats the name for a reverse nonce?
i.e. a kid who tries to have sex with adults

>>77450789
great post
felt like i was 18 rewatching simpsons with adult eyes again

>>77450803

fuck off turbonormie

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Welcome to London Heathrow lads

Absolute state of this place

>>77450813
i havent lain with anyone but the old battleaxe for close to a year

>>77450830
a nonceophile

>>77450785
Tefal head?
How old are you?

>>77450828
>blue mohawk on the right
must be a student

>>77450841
>non-whites assimilating into british culture
how horrific

>>77450830
a stud

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Getting the pints in!!! Haha!!!

>>77450829
sad desu. all these white girls on twitter talking about how cute mixed babies are.

>>77450841
not diverse enough

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actually find the idea of an all-female music festival full of blonde swedish qts all lezzing out while screaming about how much they hate men really arousing

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>I've sort of fused big guy with league of shadows shit...

ermm sweetie 60,000 huguenots moved here over the space of a decade in the 18th century, so we need to open our borders to millions of somalis every year, we're a nation of immigrants

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found this runtoid

>>77450871
meme juice

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>need a license for porn
>acid is easy to get

>>77450841
Shakespeare was a black woman you know...

>>77450894
Obsessed Deano

>>77450871
We love the hard scrumpy in the UK we do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqxBDN-cv08

choon

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the gf

>>77450825
There's literally no reason to vote labour.

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There's a Mickey Mouse magnet on the 'frigerator
Holdin' me and you laughin' at the county fair
Marry-go-round and round it goes
Just like these dusty nowhere roads
It's either too dry, or rainin'
It's either hurry up, or waitin'
I love it that you like the way I sing
Sunday mornin', cigarette, Amazing Grace

>>77450841
tbf our largest international airport is literally the most appropriate place for prodiversity stuff, innit

>>77450907
remarkable post

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One autistic tay tay gf is required.

i dated a 22 year old when i was 17
thoughts?

>>77450938
me on the left

>>77450871
>tfw not 25 so i cant drink this

Americans still going ballistic at my /tv/ thread
checking in periodically to see the state they're getting themselves in

>>77450941
Was he gentle with your arsehole?

just got a call from the PM
peanut butter jelly time is officially over

>>77450949
don't get it

>>77450955
link us lad

>>77450951
what are you playing?

>>77450894
oh yes, let's have a license for bleach

>>77450926
Birmingham international has hole in the ground toilets
Singapore doesn't have them. We do.

>>77450978
hooting

>>77450973
>>>/tv/85282910

business idea: marvelesque origin story movies, but for every character in harry potter

someone corrected me and said it was a vacuum cleaner and I told them to fuck off

just watched dunkirk lads ama

>>77450993
please tell me you're joking

>>77451041
How big is your willy?

>>77450871
>drinking cider non-ironically

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-10644118

You arrive in the North

>>77451041
Were ANZACs in it?

might switch off my phone. hate people ringing me on a saturday. sunday also. and pretty much every other day too

>>77450978
woah wtf????

Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.

been watching twin peaks and
i kinda wanna work at MI5 now
any advice?

>>77451023
kek

>order thick aussie gets to charge a fucking vertical cliff face
>they a c t u a l l y do it
lmao

>>77450878
Typical Fenian

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>>77451065
>Mr Shazhad said: "I identified a need in the community as there were a lot of empty water bottles found by the Western public toilets in Rochdale.

>>77451075
>shit
fuck off yank

>>77451057
average probably
>>77451067
no :(

>>77451065
>Manchester
>North

CRRIINNGGEEE

>>77451089
based

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>>77451104
sweetie

fixated with laci greens enormous perfectly spherical head

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>>77451079

>>77451054
Normal toilets and squat holes for people fresh off the plane from Pakistan.
Fly in there sometime. See for yourself

percocet molly percocet

>>77451160
this fucking cope everything north of london is norf

>>77451160
this iiqh

>>77451099
shan't waste time on it then

>>77451160
I have nothing in common with mancunians, in fact anyone south of York seems like a fucking alien to me

>>77451160
southerners are mentally ill
>>77451216
this

>>77451160
literally live right on the line between birmingham/coventry/warwick
>tfw true radical midlander

"The worst part about grandma's dementia was watching her slowly forget about Dre"

Hailing atm lads

>>77451238
>Hailing
wot

>>77451238
who is atm

>>77451250
hailing the klingons hahaha

>>77451250
frozen rain pellets

So, you can post joke

And if you can post a joke, you can post a gimmick

And if you can post a gimmick, you can learn to post...

A long lasting copypasta
-
A creative buzzword
-
A loved and hated persona

And when you can post all that, you'll be a Royal /brit/ Gimmick Master

>americans call hail "icy broilers with biscuits"

fucking state of yanks

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raining
plants are getting water and normies are having their days ruined

lovely

*fires up a new game of civ*

bleeding from my palm like the passion
tracksuit bottoms and they sagging

>>77451279
then it's "raining hail", you utter mong.

business idea: water balloon fight but with snooker balls

>>77451310
>it's raining snow

raining snow atm lads

business idea: stacey dooley sex tape

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>>77451310
SHUT IT

>>77451238
best watch out, those things are heavy haha

>>77451313
what if someone got hurt though? x

>>77451310
No it's not you smelly yank

love stace
want to kiss her but dont want to see her getting vaginally heemed

is "knights in white satin" about the kkk?

>>77451160
Get your fill of Harry Potter in Gloster.
Last time I was in the cathedral there was a arabic choir singing. I shit you not.

Are panthers even that hard?

Reckon I could do one in

>>77451310
>>77451327
>>77451328
>>77451330
embarresing

>>77451340
well at least they won't be wet. unless its raining

>>77451365
Christian Arabs are cool

>>77451286
>posted my one pasta in october
>was last posted in june
am i a commando yet

>>77451310
hail 1 (hāl)
n.
1. Precipitation in the form of spherical or irregular pellets of ice larger than 5 millimeters (0.2 inch) in diameter, usually associated with thunderstorms.
2. Something that falls with the force and quantity of a shower of ice and hard snow: a hail of pebbles; a hail of criticism.
v. hailed, hail·ing, hails

Typical yank

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wish it was raining here

>>77451381
I suspect they were not Copts

>>77451372
yeah their reaction times are insane, much like any other animal in the cat family

don't like doing things

like sandwiches

just had a fish finger sandwich :3

>>77451362
it's "nights in white satin" you absolute cunt

never speak to me or my friends again

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just put a ridiculous amount of effort into a 6000 word miniessay on /his/
and im just getting <6 syllablle meme responses

might do a 'cide

fish DO NOT have fingers

>>77451160
Bullshit
everything north of london is poorthener territory

>norwich
>south
lol

reckon a well-trained housecat could heem a lynx

>>77451423
link it sweetie xx

>>77451399
grass is always greener eh
(except israel literally is just sand so it's true)

>>77451417
did you put ketchup on

>>77451427
emus aren't supposed to win wars either

>>77451445
most people don't live in sandy areas haha

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>>77451428
norwich is southern sweetie

Throw your set in the air
Wave it around like you just don't care

>>77451423
creasing

Saw a lynx in the wild in the Lake District last year and nobody believes me. I know for a FACT what I saw

>>77451430
reckon i could heem them both

not going to church tomorrow

>>77451451
>ketchup

its called red sauce sweaty x

>>77451417
that sounds disgusting as fuk

real human bean

>>77451451
tartare sauce

>>77451462
poor post but i can't say that coz im aussie x thanks

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>>77451482

Palestinian Chicken is one of the best pieces of TV ever written, by anyone, ever

was having sex with my furry gf in the bushes off lake coniston last summer and some runt was watching through a pair of binoculars

I waved at him at one point and he fucking scarpered

>>77451423
Why would you ever do?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EQIiabJvk
very good set but watching the crowd is even better
>1:20 guy on the right gets rejected, 4:06 he thinks the girl came for him yet the girl came for Kay, 4:29 gets another chance with some other girl, 4:58 he tries to use Kaytranada's mic with no success, 5:28 gets rejected again, 5:54 gets bullied, 6:08 probably asks for something and gets ignored.. poor guy

going to mosque tommorow

>>77451468
how? they have disgusting north accents and are poor

>>77451511
hmm yes quite

>>77451526
the west country also contains people with regional accents and the most deprived county in the country hmm makes you THINK

youre all weak minded individuals in my book

>>77451544
everyone has a regional accent
no ones from nowhere sweety

>>77451559
to stupid to read books

>>77451519
had a few opportunities to go to boiler room sets in the UK but I was too scared about inevitably making a cunt of myself when I'm off my face

>>77451559
shan't be reading your book

>>77451559
*blinds you with the sheer radiance of my third eye*
not so fast...

>bradleyposting
>le north/south posting
>london posting
>benders
>abysmal """music""" taste
>ugly waifu spammers
>half the thread is JFs/yanks
why exactly should anyone come here

>>77451526
really? summer sounds lovely and southern

>>77451559
link your book please

>>77451564
wow this really tosses my salad

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>>77451438
this

Its about how actually most of the British army during the latter stages WW2 were colonials, cause all of these smug snickering poltards have been pissing me right the fuck off

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>Its about how actually most of the British army during the latter stages WW2 were colonials, cause all of these smug snickering poltards have been pissing me right the fuck off

>>77451519
Do normies really enjoy this


jfc

lads why is this general so unique? there's more original banter on here than on any other board and there's very few places in real life where the banter is better. is it as simple as just having many semi-norman brits in one place?

*grabs spatula in anticipation of the coming race war*

>>77451599
asdfg

I SONY LIKE CRICKET

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>>77451559

>>77451599
no friends

>>77451656
Fucked this post right up
*don't

>>77451610
>snickering
We say snigger, sunshine.
foy

>>77451643
everyone in that video is on mandy

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77451599
suck ya blood clart mudda das why

>>>/his/3123009
>>77451610
>>77451438
THIS, my bad
its about how actually most of the British army during the latter stages WW2 were colonials, cause all of these smug snickering poltards have been pissing me right the fuck off

>>77451544
everywhere countains regional accents but west country accents arent north they are west country ones that generaly tend to sounds nicer. more unelgibale but less annoying like cheryl cole.

cornwall and devon are shit poor in the towns and cities if you can call them that but country side wise its very nice just a big divide like kensignton.

>>77451676
maybe some of them are on proper drugs as well

could honestly turn everyone in this thread into hot glomerular filtrate within a split second

>>77451645
pretty much yeah

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>maybe some of them are on proper drugs as well

>>77451687
this entire post was unelgibale

>>77451610
>snickers
Marathon

ahhh so this is what young people do these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRIe9atuaQ4

anyone dropping?

>>77451482
oiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

what the FUKC were you playing at last night and will you be here tonight

>>77451559
is this book a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet perchance?

has "josie" EVER posted proof that "she" is a girl?

Just woke up innit

will floor every sad cunt beyond this post

>>77451750
like flies

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New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.

>>77451736
i do have a strong dorrset accent, none can understand me.

>>77451759
busy all morning
no will be sleeping in

>>77451790
>woke up
>init
are you the terminator haha

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>>77451806
can you delete this post please?

>>77451747
ahhh the south

>>77451806
*takes your jaw clean off your skull*

>>77451821
that's london mate
it's like saying scotland is in the north

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>>77451747
ah yes
you arrive in london

>>77451806
Ross!
How are you doing you old dog?!
*gives you a firm handshake?
Working hard or hardly working? Another day another dollar, HAHAHA!

>>77451816
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee NO
we uploaded troy

>>77451833
Give him a break la, it's his first day

>>77451839
ahh... yes
*surreptitiously checks my compass*

>>77451774
nah it's just some tranny (legitimately)

>>77451854
troy vey
sorry but ive got a very demanding schedule now and i keep staying up late

>>77451851
fuck off eton

>>77451854
fuck off you autistic gay runt

>>77451873
you too, fuck off

Privilege

English male>Non-English white British male>English female>Non-English white British female>Ethnic minority male>Ethnic minority female>Ethnic minority Muslim male>Ethnic minority Muslim female

can't believe people are trying to make murder cheaper at boots

unreal the amount of useless crap i've saved over the years

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42 hours until another week of toil commences

wants SO BADLY to be included
hates it HATES IT

>>77451899
rest well wagie

>>77451891
wrong pretty white female is top of the list, have to differentiate by attractivess lifestyle of proper ugly white girl and pretty white guy is HUGE (pun intended)

been up for 21 hours
gonna be 30 by bedtime

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rorke_irl

it's impossible to dislike something, you can only be jealous of it.
*wanders off, thinking*

hate: tranny
love: fanny
am: janny
simple as

>>77451930
thats a dog

>>77451891
Sikhs are lads.

Beer doesn't taste good
Women are vain
/brit/ is a waste of time

>>77451873
you need killing. literally killing
if youre about we're starting later, about 11pm-12am GMT

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REAL NORTH SOUTH DIVIDE

>anyone who says otherwise is a poorthener thinking they are middle class

>>77451932
oh how i envy my dogs foul breath

>>77451899
How have you wasted the weekend thus far?

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fucking STATE of r9k

>>77451955
hiya pet could ya delete this
tar luv

children screaming outside are messing me about
im high and do NOT like it

doing a gender non-binary poo

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>>77451964
post the blind one

>>77451971
peanut butter jelly!!
peanut butter jelly!!
peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!!

>>77451961
Oxford in the north, are you fucking nuts

look in the mirror seen a killer
so icy, spooky, make you shiver
bitch im drippin like a swimmer
if i want her imma get her

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its a bit mizzy here in Seale

Think Dunkirk is worth a watch, lads?

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>>77451971

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>>77451986
alri

>>77451960
hmmm probably be up by 11 indeed yes MAY pop in like my name was chopin

that's IT
going down to Seale to unscrew some heads

>>77452003
COMFY AF
wish i could be there with you... x

>>77452003
comfy
can i move in with you?

>>77452015
wtf my heart

>af
reddit

>>77451930
looked like a pic of the best gloryhole scene ever
gay lads rainbow cock too

>>77452015
>Did you rearrange the furniture again
i crease every tim

NEED a primus gf

finnish gf is getting horny on the messages again

>>77452003
fuck off literal billionaire

need a huge gf
as big as you have in stock

not been invited to a party in years

need a bbc bf

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Interesting suggestion

need a bbc reporter bf

Don't think a blind gf would be that bad actually

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>>77452003
comfy

>>77452059
finns are autistic creatures
how did you bag a normie one

need a 16 year old gf

>>77452017
hmmmm yes better do better do we'll wont we wont we

>>77452103
>internet gf
not normie

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>>77452086

>>77452086
YES !!

Reckon the ETO would have had the exact same outcome if the yanks had just left their soldiers at home and given us the equipment.

It's not as if from D-day onwards the Americans fought any significant German resistance.

>>77452103
she's lived in the UK for most of her life so she must've escaped a lot of the 'tism

need a tall 18yo lad bf with a big cock

>>77452116
>>77452017
what the fuck are you guys talking about
shut up and fuck off

>>77452129
Kek

>>77452059
the same girl zach?

doing a dangerous lie down despite being really really really really really really really really tired and having a flight in a few hours

me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy

>>77452186
where you off to

knew a Finn grill once.

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>>77451023
It's a film Americans LITERALLY cannot understand

>>77452182
zach's a boy's name

>>77452216
nice blog

>>77452211
amsterdam

>>77452225
Felt the same way about '71 tbqh

>>77452225
howling

>>77452233
Why are you always hanging off our every word?
Fuck off already.

>>77452251
gonna smoke some dope ??

>>77452282
probably haha

>>77452276
post fucking machines

>>77452216
post fucking machines

>>77452225
The Wire needs subs to be quite honest
Idres Elbow was okay the rest wew

>>77452291
loool dude

haven't actually seen anyone post fucking machines in a while

>>77452309
pfm

>>77452320
conductor!

>>77452309
>>77452310

>>77451929
why are you not tired