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F

>>77449080
mate not cool

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wanna go to london again

first for JFs please leave (irish can stay)

what's the worst country in the world?

>>77449093
me on left

>>77449100
switzerland

>>77449100
*beckons at your flag*

>>77449085
"Although the chances and statistics are not in our favor, and Stefán's candle burns quickly, we will not be scared of fear."[9]
>we will not be scared of fear

What did she mean by this?

>>77449100
america

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about to have another go in this

fucked it for 30 minutes straight last night and it was immense, my bellend is still all moisturised from all the E45 i used

>>77449100
India

remember when that 15 year old was rushed by 20 people and stabbed to death with a katana right outside victoria station

>>77449123
Don’t think you know what the word beckons means

>>77449123
america is terrible honestly

not that we're far behind

LAUREN SOUTHERN BANNED FROM PATREON HAHAHA ALT-WRONG RORKES BTFO, IT'S ALL OVER

>>77449093
niggers everywhere

>>77449100
united kingdom

>>77449139
brits confirmed for hobbypussy mastercrafter.

>>77449123
that's not what beckons means you yankee spastic

>>77449156
Don’t care about alt-shite enough to even laugh at them

>>77449149
Jesus Bruce. Steady on

>>77449093
come south london senpai. man will get shook when i pull out that skeng. BLOCKA

>>77449123
>yank education

god damn the guys in girls do porn fuck like champs

>>77449156
imagine being so pathetic that you actually regularly donate your hard earned wagecuck money to some youtube whore simply because she parrots your political opinions

>>77449212
amateur hour

>>77449156

Jordan Peterson is still pulling in $57,000 a month by creating lectures about profound psychological ideas

alt-right
ctrl-left

>>77449212
't 'y

>>77449187
what do you care about, then? labour and the tories?

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>>77449159

>>77449146
yeah fuck indians desu

not a fan of nu-media

don't like old media as well honestly

simple as

>>77449247
bit gay

>>77449227
loooooool

A key that can open many locks is a master key.
A lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

>>77449243
nonce

>>77449254
post fucking machines

why are there suddenly so many benders in these threads?

hold me baby
drive me crazy
touch me
all night long
;_;

>>77449185
take my heart and set it freeeee, carried forward by the waaaaves, ...... nothing's real until you feeeel.

Awesome song mate.

Ah, I see the ghost reference you did there earlier was gonna make me think of it, well played :)

leftism is fascism

animime

>key that can open many locks
illegal

>lock that can be opened by many keys
versatile

>>77449261
hate riddles

does the israeli poster support white genocide?

cannae wait game of bints tommorow

>>77449277
think you replied to the wrong person

>>77449284
DAMNNNNN LOLOL
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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>>77449273
what you mean?

>>77449254
what the fuck do you want, then? smoke signals?

>>77449243
is there south africa?

>>77449273
they stay here and post like normal people until someone mentions that it triggers them desu
i think it's just rorkes being easy to wind up

>>77449299
england is worse than sweden

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>>77449306
it's london

unexpected item in bagging area

would you let a girl put a cock cage on you if you had the reassurance that she wouldn't cheat on you

>>77449242
Too intelligent for politics, sorry

>>77449299
there is nothing wrong with interracial couples
in fact I welcome it
diversity is a good thing genetically

>>77449296
nah, beckons and ghost -> make me think of the famous iron maiden song. if you knew me you would probably know that would happen. well it could be a coincidence of course and I'm being paranoid... well great song anyway, ( ghost of the navigator )

>>77449304
don't like attention whores honestly

simple as

>>77449286
see myself as white so no

>>77449243
>not forming an orderly line

you can tell they're not british

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doing a browse of redwatch

>>77449273
one of them is 110% a leftypol turfer

doing a poo as we speak

AS
WE
SPEAK

>>77449329
post fucking machines

>>77449346
pics x

britain is rubbish

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE DUBS

BLACKED has the best cinematography/

>>77449346
god speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA

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>>77449329
>there is nothing wrong with interracial couples
true

Chinadaian housing marking to fucking implode lads

day of the rake soon, i hope you got your beer and chips ready.

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>>77449322
>going to london to take pics of negroes and interracial couples
swedish cultja
still very hot wish i was one of these white girls surrounded by many black men

>>77449382
me top left

>>77449322
what happened i can't see his face

>>77449324
hate old people who go to self-serve tills and spend fucking forever trying to get their head around it

also cunts who take a trolley full of shopping to them. fuck off

look at this photograph
every time i do it makes me laph

>>77449378
tune mate

>>77449395
you haven't unlocked him yet

>>77449395
you might wanna get that eye surgery thing

>>77449393
oh shit!! nice cics cuz

>>77449383
are we having a barbecue?

>>77449378
think i've heard this one before

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>>77449395
he's too black

haitiano came to britain to take pictures of little white girls walking with black boys so he could post them on /int/ and wank

>>77449424
barbequeue*
please mind your british spelling on the premises

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post slags

off to get a haircut
2 back and sides long on top

>>77449459
ahh yes the runt look

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anime

>>77449429
*stops you*

>>77449459
state

>>77449450
theres no purpose to his life, i feel like he just needs some attention due to underlying mental issues. just let him do his thing, it's therapy

>>77449490
what should i go for? (round face, need to longen it out a bit)

>>77449424
yes, bring some Weißwurst and your finest beer please.

>>77449100
Dunno, but Germany is probably the wurst

>>77449359
underrated

>>77449459
nazi

>>77449508
don't know and could not give less of a shit

don't ever reply to me again

might have to install autismX so I can filter flags

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40689763
honestly dont understand why this is front page news

what was wrong with what they said?

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hi
what u up to?

>>77449459
>2
get a 1 bitch

do neets differentiate between the week and the weekend?

hope the teeth whitening toothpaste comes today

>>77449450
Was that it?
Well I never
When I was in Sweden and posting on my /brit/ I got called that and I had no clue why.

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doin a poo enjoying the view

don't care if you hate my country
i still love her

>>77449563
week = job centre day
weekend = every other day

>>77449548
people were upset that boots were making a moral judgment for them

it's not really a huge deal especially since tesco sells the same thing for much cheaper

do ordinary white british parents agree that their daughters date with black men or arab men?

>>77449555
Noo stop posting cats just after slags, I'm getting my porn and cute save folders mixed up.

>>77449563
yes
sometimes on the weekend Dad buys me a takeaway. During the week I have to try and find food for myself

>>77449573
idk if the nonce is haitiano
he used to post scat porn and cp here and elsewhere

>>77449555
stuff of nightmares

>>77449574
Don't find this view enjoyable at all honestly

>According to historian Mark Johnston, "the killing of unarmed Japanese was common" and Australian command tried to put pressure on troops to actually take prisoners, but the troops proved reluctant.[87] When prisoners were indeed taken "it often proved difficult to prevent them from killing captured Japanese before they could be interrogated".[88] According to Johnston, as a consequence of this type of behavior, "Some Japanese soldiers were almost certainly deterred from surrendering to Australians".[88]

>>77449588
no
though those pictures are in london so it's really a different country

>>77449587
ok sure, doesnt really seem like a moral judgement to me but
why is this the MAIN article on BBC news? slow news day?

loathe women

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about to have the second triple espresso of the day laddos

>>77449588
In London

>>77449630
yes

just ate a dairy milk

>>77449630
the beeb is in the business of shaping opinions not reporting on them.

>>77449635
'ke

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>>77449603
i'm not a nonce

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post slags

>>77449623
Absolutely based

Japs are scum of the earth

>>77449599
>During the week I have to try and find food for myself
like in rubbish bins and such?

like the fact that the pigs busted a couple of DNMs yet nobody even gives a shit

pat yourselves on the back lads, you saved the world.

gf has made me a cup of tea every evening for the past week and ive forgotten it until its cold every single time

wanked to that video of the ipswich pub milf getting done up the arse

Do you guys hate polish immigrants?

>>77449690
don't care nigger

>>77449665
You're he.
I remember you now too.

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found this one loitering around in the bins outside
what should i do with it?

>>77449690
>the pigs
FOY

>>77449712
no, they work hard and don't cause much trouble

>>77449712
no, they do the shit jobs nobody wants and the women are fit as fuck

>>77449691
pedo

>>77449635
no don't loathe, but you should be aware of that they can make you addicted for life. like don't fear or hate the cobra, ( but respect it and apply according carefulness ).

>>77449698
LINK

>>77449712
Yes

>>77449727
lick bum

>be swedish
>get aroused by poo
state

>>77449696
make the gf tea in the mornings and she does the same thing

I even remind her to drink it and that she always lets it go cold and she says yeah yeah yeah and then LETS IT GO FUCKING COLD

>>77449754
search for it, i deliberately worded the post so it would be easy to find the video

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>>77449727
a girl that looks like a boy that looks like a girl
interesting thesis

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>>77449766
i'm not swedish

palmerston north

>>77449795
>palmerston
PITT
THE
ELDER!

>>77449788
love redheads and big bums

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>>77449766
i'm dominican

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>>77449759
this one?

incidentally have noticed the word "ausfahrt" recurring on my captchas, is google trying to tell me something i wonder

>>77449696
Appreciate her more you fucking chup.
wish i had a tea making gf

>be haitian
>get aroused by poo and underage genitals
nation

>>77449824
unironically literally me

>>77449776
ty

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BECAUSE SHE WAY OUT
NEVER SEEN HER DANCE MOVES
DANCING LIKE SHE WAY OUT

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>>77449836
i'm hispanic

>>77449824
kill the ausfart with fire

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What haircut should I get lads?

at the moment i have long curly hair that looks a bit like Tessa Violets

>>77449645
how does that impact your poos lad?

>>77449872
yeah I struggle with reading too

*takes the next ausfahrt*

>>77449824
means exit or something in germany

>>77449888
bent

>>77449888
trap potential

um dunno what to have for dinner
egg and beans on toast probably

>>77449888
shave your jugular

one day tim's going to snap and be naked

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>>77449836
and i'm not a nonce, sheepfucker , stop slandering me

Going to slow cook some pork belly for din dins and play train simulator this afternoon desu

>>77449863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ll4qS4anGo

>>77449888
hello Ben!

>>77449912
hope them eggs are going to be scrambled

>>77449863
>9.1k

BBC ON SUICIDE WATCH

just got 4 (you)s

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>>77449863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBEEHfYU1ck
fucking creasing

>>77449942
hello nigger

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>>77449901
wat

>>77449863
Can't wait for Norman invasion episode where we find out many of them were muslim.

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>>77449914
it gets hot in the kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KR8zph04Ok

*catches you noncing*

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how about you lads?

>>77449964
pretty sure i've seen people make that argument before

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>>77449950
my (you)s are worthless, just like you

>>77449965
why does he slam that door so much in videos

make that 5

>>77449984
havent had any yet

kill the mexifart with fire

>>77449984
>nig nogs having sex before they have a date

>>77449999
the mandem

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BEST BAND EVER !!!!!!

>>77449888
what a trapslut off with ypu´´ou

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still havent had a single actual haircut reccomendation by the way

>>77450040
i hope a male over 18 did not make this post

>>77450057
start at the neck haha x

>>77450057
ah yes, good to see the virgin chin once again

>>77450057
>>77449913

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>>77449984
me:
17
17
n/a
n/a
17

>>77450057
2 back and sides and thinned out a bit on top

>>77450057
get in my bed and sit on my dick

>got chased around my own living room by a wasp that flew in the window

absolute state of my life

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Pure fucking kino

https://youtu.be/yv1WgiRyfgA

>>77450057
buzz

kind of want to live but also kind of want to die

>>77450089
sounds cute

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why do northern european males like asian females?

>>77449984
12
18
16
never
never

a wasp once made me cry at school

a boy once made me spunk at school

>>77450117
Get a better gimmick you boring twat

>>77450117
Big asian tits can be very nice

>>77450123
wtf chad

is there a name for the incredibly bland music that dominates spotify these days? like the chainsmokers, dua lipa, lost frequencies, etc

>>77450160
Shit

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>>77450146
shitskin

>>77450160
shit

>>77450123
50 times 0 is still 0
checkmate Chad

>>77450068
>i hope a male did not make this post
ftfy

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>>77450177

>>77450124
:(

>>77450160
believe it's called EDM though I'm quite out of touch

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at my private allboys school there was a LOT of gay hankypanky going on

i walked in on 2 boys giving another boy a blowjob in the Rower's changing rooms once

i feel a bit bad i was never a part of anything tbqh, i was sort of left out

>>77450160
shitstep

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imagine living in london and knowing some creepy haitian nonce could be taking photos of your primary-school age daughter and later posting them online while he wanks to them

fondling my bfs boyhole

hasn't been a single good post all thread

business idea: shorten rather to rath

I used to wank with my mates when I was younger.

We would sit around in a circle with porn in the middle openly pumping away.

Honestly never thought it was gay but looking back it might have been a bit.

>>77450208
at my mixed 11 to 16 comprehensive there was none of that gay shit

>>77450208
wayhay
that ted is a just meme now

>>77450249
rath not

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Rate me

>it's an "anon is reminded of that time he did anal with his ex-gf and her anus prolapsed" episode

>>77450231
how do you even get started? did you just ask each other if you wanted to wank together?

>>77450160
theyre called 'tunes' grandpa

>>77450292
gay hair
sort it

>>77450292
gay
but cute in an average guy sort of way

id date you ahah

>>77450303
Pretty much. We used to wank at sleepovers but that meant organising a sleepover just to have the wanking session so we started skipping that step.

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yaoi

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rate me

>>77450336
that is a bit gay

>>77450303
can I hang out in /deutsche/ for a bit?
this place is corrupted af

remember some lad put a blinking led in a cardboard box at school and put it in the toilets

whole school got evacuated thinking it was a bomb lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THt5u-i2d9k

>>77450161
I would've too, some even let me

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shagged an ugly girl last night while drunk, what do lads

i trust alex jones and david icke more than i trust theresa may or david cameron

The one gayposter in here is a long-runnign gimmick who thinks no one has noticed what he's doing

wonder what it would be like to stick your bollocks in one of those bullet ant gloves

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my gf

>>77450397
Did they bring police officers to explode it?

They did it once in my elementary school when some runt forgot his bag in the gym

>>77450208
bit depressed I never went to an all boys tbqh

>>77450425
like you'd post your actual gf here
ok

>>77450414
keep doing it for practice

>>77450395
refugees welcome

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State of my town lads

>>77450416
>one gay poster

Brit is full of benders desu

>>77450292
>logo t-shirt (double minus for a shit skate-brand)
>meh hair that has a gay/young boy vibe to it

Appear to be average, and kind of runty/10

>>77450425
is that nuclear waste shes drinking?

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>>77450397
did he get to meet the president

>never had a bf
>never done anything with a boy
feel depressed about it really

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did this at the beginning of this year at my secondary school (I left last month)

they suspended me for 4 weeks which seemed a bit harsh for such a harmless prank tbqh

i dont even support trump, it was just a bit of fun.

wish my internet wasn't so awful

>>77450481
how old are you? theres probably still time

>>77450448
i dont have gf desu... but i have friendly German woman friend.

>>77450456
It's not as many as you'd think

>>77450504
20

>>77450485
>did this at the beginning of this year at my secondary school (I left last month)
fuck off you literal underage

>>77450450
Fair point. I'll stay in my own god forsaken general and attempt to improve it.

nice cock, ahmed!

>>77450217
Yes, rally up the brit mummy funds now.

Honestly find it sad when European youth try to copy American idiocy

>>77450542
don't have a fucking iota of a clue what this is supposed to mean

>>77450485

For what reason? Vandalism or something?

I got suspended for a week for making a twitter account about a teacher. They said it was racist (teacher was black).

Would've got away with it as I used a VPN to create it but one of my """friends""" showed the school texts where I said I made it.

>>77450461
hnnng

just the right amount of chubbiness

>>77450453
ahah the absolute STATE haha the islamic state of your town,

pmsl the state of the nation of your town

kek
the sorry state of your town

...... THE absolute STATE of play of your town

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>>77450530
send qts

>>77449984
20
20
20
12
23 but it was a long distance relationship so AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>77450597
>>77450597
>>77450597

>>77450579
Absolutely need to smell her shorts after a sweaty training session desu

>plan to have a haircut today.
>get out of shower and look in mirror
>hair is godly and perfect
>now don't want to cut it
Every time

>>77449984

17
17
17
17
17

>>77450561
>texts where I said I made it.

You deserved it for being such a dim runt

>>77450460
maybe its mixed liquid uranium and tritium flavour tea.

Who else here never had a girlfriend ?

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>>77450680
here

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>>77450727

>>77450481
why?

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>>77450579
dat smile and dat hair. I think I am in blub.