/brit/

cara

lads he literally makes them cum in seconds wtf

ancient chinese secrets

https://youtu.be/5X-ATkLtja0

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breakfast is served

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This was in the paper the other day.

Modern Britain.

>>77446867
what happened to that spazz? did he finally kill himself

chester bennington possessed me in my sleep

he told me the beatles were shit

>>77446886
literally just giving her tits a squeeze the absolute madman

>>77446841
this escalated quickly haha

I just received a video game from the UK

>>77446887
no egg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJciYtAiXik so called 'choon'

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jesus christ
>>77446918
give it back

west berkshire

business idea: cut the flappy bit off your willy

>>77446897
how exactly is this fetish any worse than the others? say feet or lingerie? never understood the bizarre denigration of cuckolds, it's just another sexual gimmick

>>77446918
what was it

Love it when you're wired and your eyes start shaking about in your skull and you can't focus on anything

>>77446886
so is he a legit massager or doing it for the lulz?

got the last word in

>>77446887
bit grim wheres the egg?

>>77446886
>he thinks her 'ah!' 10 seconsd in is an orgasm

Virgin

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rorke on pooicide watch lmao

>>77446936
what u on pal

>>77446926
>>77446946
I don't eat egg. If you've got a problem with that then I'm happy to swing it out

>>77446898
he lives with me and cara now

>>77446966
rasheed

caught a few yanks in my web on /tv/ lads
can hear them seething

>>77446913
>just work harder
>you're just out for yourself!
>YOU WANT A DICTATORSHIP

mad to know that people who say the first bit usually think the second bit

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the gif

>>77446962
Nothing right now, just thinking about md

>>77446956
she got BTFO for those mongy comments about the black country flag

wont eat red meat anymore
only chicken n seafood now

>>77446966
egg

>>77447005
t. buttblasted racist twat

>>77447005
>mongy comments about the black country flag
Link?

still being a virgin at 29 has caused severe mentally damage

>>77446973
can't be a 'sheed
sausages and stuff

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>>77446935

poo poo in the loo loo
wee wee in the sea sea
cum cum in the bum bum
snot snot in the pot pot
blood blood in the _____ _____

>>77446991

What business is it of the government if 2 people form a private contract? What if we want freedom and the government to keep its nose out of our affairs?

right lads let's all just get a train to a random small town and get belted
let's say Peterborough? meet you lads at the train station at 3pm

why would you not eat eggs?

egg

>>77447027
About to be an apprentice wizard myself soon.

>>77447043
probably fell for the "eggs are unhealthy" meme

>>77447027
mate just go to a prozzie at this point

>>77446934
Ah yes. What's the difference between getting another man to fuck your wife and some harmless fetishes. It's not like the obvious progression of this particular fetish is complete loss of respect and ending up raising another man's child

egg

comfy eggs
Fried and posh poached

>>77447041
can't lad, i'm meeting a young girl at norwich train station then

imagine actually being on benefits and complaining about the quality of the free shit you get, utterly grim

>>77447069
unhealthy

>>77447059
It's less about sex and more about validation from a woman.

>>77447027
ever thought about turning yourself gay to see what it feels like?

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>t. buttblasted racist twat

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>I don't eat egg

literally invented eggposting

>>77447038
>what business is it of the government
not much, as long as laws aren't being broken
it's the other people that are affected by your contract that matter, and the governments there to protect them :)

>>77447078
'sheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bR0yYf_FHw french rap battle in da basement

dont put all your eggs in one basket lads

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TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET

>>77447038
>What if we want freedom and the government to keep its nose out of our affairs?
If you don't like it, leave.

might make a salmon and broccoli frittata

>>77447087
Ancient

>>77447104
just try and stop me you snivelling little toad

>>77447075

This. The whole Grenfell Tower thing was in a building owned and maintained by the council, and yet it's somehow a failure of capitalism?

The building was full of illegals and dole scum who wouldn't buy and do up their own place, and yet it's somehow everyone else's fault.

Alright lads this egg posting thing is going to be big so let's decide what direction we want this to go in. Is this a subtle gimmick?

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>it's a new one

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>why yes, I DO get paid to shill for the egg industry

Quite mad to think a load of women you talk to in life have toys at home they blast their fanny with desu

>>77447117
wog

>>77447021
not a racist, just proud of the industrial heritage in the west midlands, simple as
>>77447025
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40633849

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>>77447127

TWEET TWEET TWEET

>>77447126
>wouldn't buy and do up their own place
haha yeah fucking scum can't even muster a 100k inheritance
leeches

>>77447059

too scared

>Big cholesterol lobbying /brit/ again

>>77447090
sweaty
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72686297/#72687582

>>77447127
>forced memes
fuck off

>>77447145
>yank buggering up the gimmick
hmm yes very surprising

>>77446848
the fuck is this haha

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>>77447074
>meeting a young girl at norwich train station
me too pal

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Mmm... black boy body.

>>77447074
nnce

>>77447093

>not much, as long as laws aren't being broken

But government's the one making those laws.

>it's the other people that are affected by your contract that matter, and the governments there to protect them :)

Sure. If I have a contract with a hitman to kill someone, government can protect them. But if I agree to work for £5 an hour, how is it anyone else's business? I may not have the skills to compete at a national minimum wage or I may just be trying to get my foot in the door.

any of you ever appear on stinson hunter?

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ive been going to an italian cafe every Saturday for 7 years

and every time I go I order 1 pot of tea and 2 bowls of plain penne pasta, which I garnish with ketchup

Your thoughts?

>>77447149
to be honest, I went to a prozzie in germany 2 years ago (i wasnt a virgin just wanted to try the experience and they have whorehouses there so its easier) and i was a bit stressed too. like meeting directly with a naked woman in a bedroom is weird at first but once you're in and naked you just dont care about it anymore

>>77447145
rubbish post and I reckon your willy is rubbish too

egg

>>77447127
it won't even make it to the next thread lad

God Almighty Dougal!

Could have been in my mum and dads having a full English made by my dad but instead I'm stuck in the gf's alone while she's carpet shopping

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How was bjork so fucking cute???

>>77447177
his willy isn't big enough to be black

>>77447116

The statists could leave and go live in North Korea instead.

>>77447183
Bit expensive flying over every week isn't it?

>>77447183
where are you I'll come?x

>>77447180
nah spotted him down the road and ran off
something felt off about that girl so had to be cautious

>yank reduces a gimmick to its most puerile and obnoxious form instantly
Why am I surprised

>>77447183
awful long journey to be making every saturday

anyone remember the supermarket gimmick

>>77447138
They also have Chinese men squeeze their boobs and asses for fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuIeQBjafTc

>>77447234
tesco tier

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>>77447230

>>77447234
this post has got farmfoods written all over it

the funniest thing about poorcunts is they don't even register that on the other side of the world there are little paraplegic 8 year olds shackled to sewing machines for 16 hours a day making their clothes for them, but ah yes because they're being paid 10 quid an hour instead of 11 quid they're being oppressed by society and it's the end of the world

literally just a 'fuck you I got mine' mentality in sheep's clothing

got a willy fyi

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>>77447138
>every woman you know has been knuckle deep in her own wet fanny

When you feel abandoned, you become a bandit baby

>>77447230
they both eat shit we wouldn't

>>77447230
Kpop shitters deserve it desu

conference pear

doing a poo

>>77447230
HAHAHA JAPS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

chicken biryani for tea
dare one of you to call me a 'sheed

>>77447274
fair play

>>77447138
>>77447256
I've only ever fingered myself

>>77447170
Skitter off

megashark vs crocosaurus is on lads

Yanks absolutely screaming with rage

>>>/tv/85282910

do many girls break their hymen through masturbation

Any single one of you

Right here, right now

girls dont masturbate

>>77447281
Have you seen the rice go bright green, 'eed?

>>77447179
first bit is going nowhere
The existence of a minimum wage is based on an understanding that unfettered competition in the labour market leads to people gradually giving up more and more quality of life in order to get a job. It was decided by literally every nation that this isn't a good thing. If you want to work for less than minimum wage you are free to get an apprenticeship, or start your own busines

>>77447204
>North Korea
Somalia
haha hyperbole arguments are fun eh

>>77447309
Yeah I'm single, why? X

>>77447281
love biryani, been ages since I've had one

woolies>coles

if you disagree then you're wrong

just had sex

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Sometimes wonder about the ramifications of my actions on /brit/ desu. Quite often I utterly destroy someone through mockery. It really could be the final straw for them, who knows how many have ended their lives after they read one of my scorching posts

>>77447319
>literally every nation
scandies don't have a minimum wage

>>77447340
how did it feel

>>77447304
Quite surprised this bait has actually got some fish

Americans shan't ever fail to surprise me

>>77447184

I've never even kissed a girl so it's a bit unrealistic for me to able to meet one and be having sex within minutes, without having a debilitating panic attack

I have come to the conclusion that KFC employees are bottom of the barrel rejects who couldn't get hired at Macca's and the other chains.
Not only is the food shit but the number of times they fuck up orders is astounding. They also lack manners and basic customer service skills.

>>77447316
yes quite the phenomenon

>>77447310
the ex used to do it while i watched, was hot af. sent me a vid of it once too.

>>77447341
know for a fact that I have deeply affected Greater London and Devon

>>77447329
whomst dis ?????? asking for a marine biologist mate

>>77447349
don't get between an american and their patriotism

egg

>>77447256
Just as funny to think that all the serious men you meet, regularly shape their hand in a form that mimicks a vagina and use it to rub their dick while simulating an immersive sexual scenario in their head, when no one else is in the room. Every single thing in life is weird if you think about it. So better not think and just play along.

>>77447343
Unions and industries organize it don't they?

>>77447359
im afraid your ex was a man

>>77447360
how so?
t. Devon (one of many)

>>77447340
showing this post to my gf

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>>77447363
are rita desu

>>77447351
yeah i feel you
anyway do anything possible to get a real gf lad lower your standards idk just go out and get it

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>>77447373

>>77447341
honestly have slyly got into josie's head and now control her thoughts

>>77447348
sore. willy is too small

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What technique is this?

>>77447360
literally do not care Ranjit
half of your guesses are wrong anyway

>>77447354
>the number of times they fuck up orders is astounding.
ive experienced this

they don't give you any condiments unless you specifically ask either, although they'll thrown in ten minty fresh packets like a deliberate fuck you

>>77447392
KHAOSAN needs to be replaced with CHILDREN

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>>77447392
hmm I see

hate niggers haha

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best unitary authority

Do all pubs do cider?

egg

imagine being so insecure that as soon as someone insults your appearance you get out of bed to take a photo to try and prove otherwise

jesus wept

Greater London and Devon are here right now, yet both fear to turn their reddit flags on

Why could that be?

>>77447396
thats where yourewrong kevin
remember that pixar short with the old lad playing chess with hisself
much like i posting on /brit/
at the end of the day you all get deposited in the drawer like the chess pieces you see when the old lad is stitching up woody in toy story 2

the algerian isn't bad I just wish he'd make less narcissistic posts and more of those intellectual posts like when he argues with jews

Imagine pushing your mum down the stairs because she ate your last scotch egg

>>77447455
ahh right it's not me then

where do i download Reddit flags?

remember chino wankers

>>77447455
im on mobile most of the time Ranjit

>>77447478
presumably reddit

got a better body than alan desu

6th anniversary since breivik took his excursion to murder island lads, /pol/ must be tying themselves in knots

>>77447478
reddit.com/r/vexillology

hate blacks

saw this last thread

>>77447442
The face is absolutely sexy, from a woman's perspective. You bent cunt just have some tiny remaining amounts of heterosexuality that make you prefer feminine faces. You're absolutely not a reference.

Argumentum ad baculum

>>77447487
>im
and the lie immediately unrvels

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>walks towards the camera

>>77447478
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
its really only me and thailad these days

going to do a big shit, come along now shitrunt
*takes shitrunt by the hand and leads it to the bathroom*
*after a few minutes of grunting, squeals and splashing can be heard emanating from the room*

>>77447511
*pretends to act*

why the fuck is stormzy so big now

>>77447492
nu/pol/ probably doesn't even know who he is

>>77447531
he ate jme

>>77447531
growth hormones

>>77447531
puberty

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>>77447531
SHAT AP BLAD

>>77447531
Black hormones

>>77447531
just moved a little bit closer to the camera

*builds a koi carp pond in my back garden*

>>77447554
>outie
eww

>>77447561
blacked is fucking shit

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>>77447510
no sweetie

>>77447561
you'd have to be one slimey bastard to direct porn

>>77447349
Yanks are so po-faced you can end up baiting them by accident

>>77447319

But what business is it of the state to interfere in a private contract?

You could easily turn your argument around. If you're not happy with your employment contract you you are free to start your own business.

As for Somalia, I think you'll find it was a once functioning country, ruined by socialists.

>>77447531
got way too big for his boots so had to buy the next size up

>>77447576
i have one

>>77447585
Absolutely

can't wait for The Football to be back on lads

*grabs your belly button*
*yanks it out*
*unravels your intestines*

did the man put the ball in the net?

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4,6,1,3,5,2

*ruins your back garden by installing decking*

>>77447621
NOOOOOONCE

>>77447610
why it'll just be another soulless money team winning it as usual

>>77447621
nice to see Iggy is still in touch with the youth

>>77447621
We /b now?
have some dicipline
6 and 4

>>77447621
swap 1 and 3

>>77447576
*reports you to the planning commission*

>>77447649

American college girls on Spring Break are now off limits?

keep thinking about how messy I left my desk at work and having mini panic attacks

might actually go in later and sort it

>>77447650
more to football than the pr*m kid

>>77447605
Is it nice? Do you go out and just look at the fish sometimes?

Quite want a pet not sure what kind to get though.

I Vow To Thee is so beautiful it could turn anyone into a British nationalist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI

>>77447621
6, 4, 1, 3, 5, 2

>>77447649
There's literally nothing wrong with being attracted to teenage girls

>>77447653
lol

>>77447658

You're probably right. 3 has the nicer body.

*turns the other cheek*

>>77447687
tommy robinson

i would never, ever shag anyone under the age of 25

Stormzy shut up is so beautiful it could turn anyone into a british nationalist

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fan of tummy

>>77447735
Callum Cronin

>>77447711
he is right though

>>77447732

nonce

the main problem with megashark vs crocosaurus is the lack of cgi budget which means they can't do many shots of the megashark or crocosaurus next to humans or buildings so you don't get a true sense of scale.

53% of Japanese men in their twenties have never gone out with a woman

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ah yes the vaginal jew

>>77447744
oi

>>77447589
>what business is it of the state to interfere in a private contract
I've explained why? If you're just annoyed that the government makes and enforces laws I don't think we're going to get very far here. The idea that a private contract doesn't affect anyone else and is therefore not their business is bullshit, I've just given you one example of that and am happy to provide more.

The bit you "turned around" is missing the point. The existence of a minimum wage ensures that I can live a comfortable life on my employment. Arguing that the amount is currently too low doesn't get resolved by the possibility of starting my own business or the existence of even lower-paid places of work

As for North Korea, I think you'll find it was a once functioning country, ruined by capitalists.

fan of willy

>>77447760
genuinely loathe women

>>77447747
Who

90's music is honestly overrated

business idea: watch tv

>>77447686
yeah its pretty chill

just do your research beforehand on getting the filter water ready otherwise you can kill them

>>77447784
but you still want them don't you?

>>77447751
is that the one where the shark attacks the plane?

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love ASMR and AMWF

>>77447803
bait

wonder when the queen will die

enjoy reddit flags

>>77447810
eh half/half

>>77447787
the brummie ape who used to wank to rosy and grime

>>77447812
dunno lad still watching it. it attacked a ship a few minutes ago.

>>77447784
because we won't fuck you, sweaty x

>>77447810

women are only good for fucking

>>77447818
the elite are all about living forever

>>77447774
>>77447589
Also, why is a private agreement between two people to perform a contract killing anyone's business?

>>77447829
rorke

>>77447760
*just fucks off*

>>77447829
What does he look like

>>77447818
within the next 10 years
screenshot this

>>77447845
oh he was a white ape

eating a homemade 'za

grime is not very good

wew lads
bob geldof dead

Bob Geldof dead

>>77447857
havent got pics on hand and archive is down but imagine an ape

women are more interesting than men on the whole

>>77447866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_5pjfMMms
aussie grime is not very good perhaps

get rid of niggers

i woke up and rubbed my eyes a little, and one of my upper eyelids folded up into itself like a window blind, i was blinking furiously and scraping the mess along my eyeball, which immediately started weeping loads of fluid. i had to blink down hard and physically pull the eyelid out. what the fuck

>>77447874
>>77447876
who

>>77447874
>>77447876
Literally Who

>>77447877
imagine a 4'10 femlet with A cups

Woah! What's with all the rorkes? That ain't fly.

want a nigger wife

>>77447874
>>77447876
source?

>>77447883
Grime is rubbish chap

>>77447774

Your argument is flawed. Both sides have the power in a contract. An employee has as much right to go an work somewhere else as an employer has to hire someone else.

If indeed an unfettered labour market means people giving up quality of life, why do the vast majority of workplaces go above and beyond the minimum standards set out by legislation?

My parents worked most of their lives in a country without minimum wage. They had a comfortable life. If they didn't feel they were paid enough they switched jobs to places that paid more. Eventually they started their own business. The minimum wage is a fairly recent thing.

don't see the purpose of blacks

alan is as ugly as it's possible to be without looking actually disfigured

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you wake up in milton keynes

>>77447892
selective disadvantage you genetic runtoid
would have knocked your eyeballs clean off ten thousand years ago

>>77447905
alri cal
5'2

jumping springfield gorge later lads

grime is alright. it doesnt take itself too seriously

uk hiphop/drill on the otherhand is terrible

>>77447918
I go back to sleep

>Boots has said it is "truly sorry" for its response to calls to cut the cost of one of its morning-after pills.
>The pharmaceutical company was criticised after telling the British Pregnancy Advisory Service (BPAS) it was avoiding "incentivising inappropriate use".
hmm

>>77447818

can see her living to 105

reckon she'll step down once she reaches 70 years in power (age 96) or when phillip dies

>>77447918
looks like a massive industrial estate

>>77447919
enjoyed this post

>>77447912
kill them with fire

*hands you a tenner*
pop down to the chinky for me mate will ya?

>>77447918
been there a few times

not that bad honestly despite the flack it gets

>>77447918
Dresden is uglier
Dresden has nicer people tho

NEW

>>77447987
>>77447987

Nose just had some weird orgasm but it wasn't a sneeze

need a janny for the home

kill all wh*te christian men 2bqhwy

>>77447821
'sheed