/brit/

imagine being the kind of cuck who makes the new

person

need charlie gard out of business

>>77445577
Why does the new film look so shit? Never been a particular fan of villeneuve but you'd have thought they would try to capture the original aesthetic but everything about it looks so amateurish

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...

pizzagate isn't real

wonder if the kurds get their own state following all this syria business

bradley posters are the /tv/ cross-posters

Why is Israel the most developed country in the middle east lads? I figure it's because jews are based and muslims are bad

>>77445655
american funding

>>77445650
there's only one bradleyposter lad

>>77445655
liberal democracy and capitalism

>>77445667
it's only about 600 dollars per person per year, its obv a factor though

>>77445655
higher IQ than their muzzie counterparts I reckon

>>77445623
because Cyberpunk is a dead irrelevant genre that only had some weight to it in the 80s-90s

>>77445655
this is correct

jews are unironcially the masterrace
look at their history they've been persecuted countless times, genocided, enslaved, etc yet they have still managed to reach the apex of humanity

it's a combination of their genetics (superior intelligence) and very high in-group conscientiousness

I was your ghost

>>77445655
>rich europeans start a country
>it is richer than the other countries surrounding it
hmmm

>>77445645
wonder if the shia block will finally come to fruition and launch the ME into an all-out hot war
assuming assad manages to keep his foothold

Really bad headache and barely drank anything last night. Bizarre

>>77445655
Because it was founded by Europeans with European ideals and culture

We've been steadily heading downwards ever since

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woke up in a panic thinking it was monday morning and coming up with contrived excuses for y lateness to Mr. Noseberg so he won't beat me yet again

then realised its saturday

>>77445697
quintessentially american post

>>77445728
post fucking machines

>>77445722

radiation poisoning

>>77445696
except everything about the new film doesn't look cyberpunk at all you fucking retard

>>77445655
Don't get embargoed by the US all the time

Any birds in this morning?

Send tiddy

hate chad lads am i right or what?

>>77445728
>ideals and culture
and hefty reparations payments, us foreign aid, banker shekels and all that haha

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>>77445756
don't hate, admire

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>are deano is actually a canadian jazz band member

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Enjoy your weekend wagies, while it lasts.
For all it is

For all it is

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me in the centre

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>saturday

is being a deano the worse state someone could be in or is it infact, the wokest?

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based macron lads

off to the 'dam today lads

>>77445801
he is unironically my hero

>>77445760
Not as important. Just look at Gulf countries. If you can actually call those countries. Culture and ideals are much more important to keep a society running.

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the boogie

>>77445820
someone will have to pay

anyone going tramlines later?

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>>77445801
French Ultramarine reveal any day now

why is a jew on the internet on a saturday
thought you lot didnt have the right to use electricity

>>77445819
post fucking machines

love macron
love merkel
hate erdogan

>>77445784
I will haha cheers mate
gonna pop to the cinema, might go shopping for some new climbing gear, might even book a weekend break for next month with the gf
wuu2 2day?

>>77445838
that's only the orthodox ones

>>77445838
muslim subhuman

>>77445801
what's he done now?

>>77445830
working a coffee stall at tramlines

Very upset about receiving poor ratings on /soc/ lads.

>>77445852
need a haircut haha x

>>77445838
he's getting his shabbos goy to post for him

might have a low-key coke addiction

is once a week an addiction?

>>77445838
First, because I'm an atheist

Second, the "no electricity" thing is an autistic interpretation of the biblical command not to work on the Sabbath. Basically Orthodox Judaism is entirely based on those autistic interpretations and doesn't have much to do with the original religion of Israel.

I see some wage rage
throw some money at it maybe that'll cure it

love unique cultures and peoples
love nationalism
hate globalism

addicted to pepsi lads

anyone got a room on habbo we could go to? not a fan of the cooldown really and it's good to cut out the bad language once in a while

>>77445798
its a state of blissful ignorance

@77445882
could not care less, you only ask as you secretly like showing off about your "habit"
textbook druggie

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The world needs more RadCens like jonathan bowden

>>77445882
have never done any drugs in my life desu, not even had a cigarette.

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In NEED a leb gf!

>>77445863
not a big coffee drinker 2bh

>>77445893
brainlet

struggle to think what neets do with their time
do they just post on here and try and survive on bennies?

>>77445918
drink small coffees lad they do different sizes

>>77445911
too brown
face too busted

very poor taste indeed

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*nut-punch*!

strange. i had a massive takeaway last night and usually the morning after i have a massive messy shit but this morning i dont even remotely need a poo

>>77445940
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40667991

love unique cultures and peoples
love freedom
love globalisation

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need a qt daddario gf

simple as

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utopia_(book)

>There is no private property on Utopia, with goods being stored in warehouses and people requesting what they need. There are also no locks on the doors of the houses, which are rotated between the citizens every ten years.
>Slavery is a feature of Utopian life and it is reported that every household has two slaves.
>premarital sex punished by a lifetime of enforced celibacy and adultery being punished by enslavement.
>Travel on the island is only permitted with an internal passport and any people found without a passport are, on a first occasion, returned in disgrace, but after a second offence they are placed in slavery.
> Only atheists are despised (but allowed) in Utopia, as they are seen as representing a danger to the state: since they do not believe in any punishment or reward after this life, they have no reason to share the communistic life of Utopia, and will break the laws for their own gain.
>Gambling, hunting, makeup and astrology are all discouraged in Utopia.
>Privacy is not regarded as freedom in Utopia; taverns, ale-houses and places for private gatherings are non-existent for the effect of keeping all men in full view, so that they are obliged to behave well.

sounds like a fucking shithole ngl

in the mood for playing skyrim again but cannot be arsed to do the beginning as ive done it countless times

>>77445911
Is this a Leb? They're usually much lighter.

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Is there a name for this kind of 'ugh want to die but memes haha' schtick that so many teen-to-20s girls seem to use?

>>77445969
post fucking machines

>>77445940
as i understand it they sleep, wank and post on the internet about how much better their lives are than people with jobs in a desperate bid to convince themselves that being poor isn't awful

>>77445945
i shall buy a small latte then

>>77445883
oh ok
i have a jewish neighbour in paris and on saturday when we meet each other in the elevator he asks me to push the buttons for him

>>77445974
lack of personality

>>77445967
WHAT?

love the people in my town
love us being free
love localisation

Can only listen to rappers/musicians who are fucking ripped (PNL, 50 cents, RHCP). I just can't relate to skinny fat faggots anymore.

>>77445957
On 6 grand? how was he paying rent?

zoot ive rolled is a bit too big lads if i face it all ill probably be too high

>>77445940
i usually start my day with a run through the state park by my house
nothing too strenuous or long just something to get the energy flowing
after that i'll work on my mathematics work for a few hours
in the afternoon i'll go fuck my neighbour's gorgeous wife then i'll go back home and get changed before going to eat a fine restaurant
i'll end my day playing at the piano lounge where my skill with the piano wins me the praise and admiration of the community

ooh he said a naughty word

>>77445984
sounds pretty depressing desu

have grown oddly fond of Bono and his unironic egomania

especially in this cucked day and age where men are supposed to hang their heads in shame and apologise to everyone for everything

>>77446016
quite enjoy that desu. can put it down halfway through, relax, pick it up half an hour later. leisurely.

Pessimism is the component of a fashionable aesthetic at the moment.

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>>77446008
shame la ouve jsut missed out on a banger of an album wahey

hate all yous

take me out
tonighhh

>>77445989
>he asks me to push the buttons for him

Yes it's one of those retarded behaviors of Orthodox Judaism. Can't push a button because pushing button=sparking fire=work, but can ask for a goy to press the button.

Those are the kind of people who birth 8 children on average and live on welfare, soon to become the majority here.

Government denies knowledge

why are wagies so mad? thought a job and money brought happiness

>>77446042
is it good? have it on my computer but forgot to listen to it

globalism kills off unique cultures and peoples and blends them into one giant consumerist mass

if you think that's a good thing or not that's up for debate but the aforementioned fact is not

love frasier and a cuppa in bed on a saturday morning. best bit of the week.

>>77446038
WITH OR WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUU
I CAN'T LIVE
WITH OR WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>77445989

>>77446067
wrong

>>77446056
It just all sounds a bit sad mate, do you at least see your friends and stuff during the day?

>get reasonably attractive girl matches on tinder
>get rated on average a 4 on /soc/

hellish indeed

>>77446056
WIRE WEIGHT CHEESE? WHAT?

SPEAK UP

ran out of my milk of humankindness

>>77446009
Housing benefit

who here /hungover/

>>77446067
Globalism has been a thing for thousands of years, there are no "unique cultures" other than a few isolated nigger jungle tribes.

>he goes on /soc/
>he posts his picture on 4chan
>he posts his picture on /soc/ to be rated by people
>he tells people he's actually pathetic enough to do all the above

>>77446078
this generation of women grew up on porn. they'll fuck anything

>>77446090
post fucking machines

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*has ten children*

there are only 2 unique cultures: European and Asian

>>77446038
https://youtu.be/UJXqnYCWW7Y?t=15

>>77446090
>there are no "unique cultures" other than a few isolated nigger jungle tribes.
and thats a damn shame!

>>77446087
ahh cool
what would he have been up to without the fraud though, just on JSA and housing

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>>77445989
>do it yourself, you hook-nosed rat!

>>77446078
/soc/ is fucked lad. they find fat/hairy/weirdly skinny/nappy-wearing attractive and traditionally attractive unattractive. don't know what you thought you were doing posting there tbph

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>>77446084
want some more?

>>77446098
this, /soc/ is by far the most cancerous board on this site and anyone who browses it doesn't belong on 4chan. can't believe people actually post their pictures on there

>>77445852
FONT

wish I was a jew desu

can honestly say that the king of thailand is a bent ladyboy who sucks cocks and stinks of shit

>>77446138
If only we could trade ethnicities

>>77446123
no reason to do this he's a sound lad sometimes lend me his car

>>77445974
normies appropriating our culture

>>77446153
post fucking machines

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>>77446112
Hmm

>>77446153
you can identify however you want sweety x

>>77446144
can just see thainonce frantically hiding this post

there's a poo, inside of you
it talks to me, while I wee
I love the poo, inside of you
It loves me too, a lovely poo

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what books you lot reading then?

>>77446155
Yeah I bet he loves lending to you mate

>>77446172
quran

>>77446176
hehe

Had a dream I showed the finnish gf the finnish thread on here for some reason and she started crying slightly because of all the horrible racist shite everyone was spouting

>>77446172
How Few Remain

>>77446172
Man, Economy and State

>>77446172
Temple of the Dawn

just did a driving lesson still pissed from last night lads

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2 weeks holidays start today

>>77446172
Man, the State, and War

>>77446164
not that type of Asian

>>77446172
the abolition of britain

finnish gf keeps telling me a british man keeps skyping her

>>77446172
The God Delusion

>>77446172
i'm watching a film like a normal person

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mr noseberg just asked if I can come to work in 15 minutes

american keeps telling me he keeps on keeping keeps

>>77446164
can't fucking stand the japanese, two nukes weren't enough

>>77446172
Myth of the Nation and Vision of the Revolution

>>77446219
Reminder: toil resumes in 335 hours

>>77446259
it's all money mate

>>77445974
no name for it
just a load of unfunny ugly depressed femlets who everyone thought was weird at school and who shove ironic depression memes in everyones faces online to draw attention to their actual depression because nobody gives a piss irl
hate it

>>77446172
second dirk gently book. pretty good desu

just asked some wagecuck runt to come to work in 15 minutes

when he comes i'll tell him there's actually no need for him today and he can go back

>>77446259
>0-hour-contract

Runtoid

>>77446278
Half of these girls mention real therapy and real disorders though.

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banter

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>>77446277
this was my first full day off in 18 days

touch me baby

all night long

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can anyone explain this, too much of a brainlet

>>77446292
0 hours are good
you can just turn down shifts if you don't want them

I'm perverse
by perverse I mean contrary to the accepted or expected standard or practice.

>>77446288
post fucking machines

>>77446293
yeah they usually do have really deep set issues and depression but they use the memes to draw attention to it because of a lack of irl interaction

>>77446296
paydays gonna be a nice one

>>77446300
But in that case you also don't earn anything. Might as well remain unemployed and collect JSA like the rest of /brit/

>>77446296
Yanks have a week off a year

just told some jew to post fucking machines

>>77446336
you don't have to not work or work all the time
you can turn down whatever shifts you don't want

need tae take a foken SHITE

just told my bf to ruin my bumhole

I hate people whose lives are obviously better than mine being sad.

cold out

don't know why we need a NATIONAL health service you can only be ill in one place at a time

>>77446348
unceasing servitude is the price of freedom

kill the mexifart with fire

>>77446360
yeah and get fired cos your contract gives you no rights and mr. goldberg-mcdonald needs complacent runts

>>77446360
Might be fun while you're still a student but for everyone else this sounds like hell

Ah yes. Chocolate Americans laughing at a drowning man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJmX7yC_sw

>>77446172
High Performance MySQL
Site Reliability Engineering
Java 8 In Action

josie you nutty old witch

>>77446428
cringe

>>77446443
nerdoid spastic

>>77446405
you get every single right afforded to any other worker except guaranteed hours

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Hmmmmmmmmm

>>77446414

So students can take the 0 hour jobs, everyone else can take the other jobs. That's freedom for you. McDonalds offered everyone on a 0 hours job a full time contract. 83% stuck with the 0 hours.

>>77446460
no

>>77446454
ye

>>77446459
earn more than you

RUNT

>>77446464
>going to a movie alone, kek you fucking loser

>>77446464
shes a 1/10

kill the jewfart with fire

>>77446455
fucking
machines

>>77446437
yanks can't swim

>>77446414
yeah this is the ting
i don't have any necessary spending except petrol so i just like the flexibility haha

>>77446464
go with her, get her in bed and post her feet here so I can have a nice fap

>>77446464

Tell her you'll only go if she's watching it in 70mm IMAX.

kill the swede with sharp objects

this is not how it was meant to be

in german when someone comes last in any competition or game they are said to be the "sieger der herzen", i.e. winner of hearts

>>77446478
Hardly a good arument. People who work at McD are either Sheeds who aren't entitled to full welfare payments yet or people who were forced to work there by the job centre

>>77446464
Let's do that thing they do on /b/ and let the dubs posts decide on your reply

Start with >>77446488

>>77446481
>no
yes "josie", a 0 hours contract entitles you to all the same labour protections as any other worker, except the guaranteed hours. You get holiday pay, protection from unfair dismissal, all of the usual shit, AND you can turn down whatever you don't fancy

>>77446464
"it's sat not thu"

>>77446516
:3

>>77446516
just for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxsThjyuc0E

>>77446535
b-b-but mr corbyn said they were mean

>>77446518

Better they work than not work.

I hate this we know better argument from some sections of society and government. Most people who want to work zero hour contracts want that for themselves, just as most people who drive uber want to be self employed.

There are other jobs you can do if you don't like it.

>>77446518
in nice countries working at maccers is actually a somewhat exclusive unskilled job

in scandinavia they're all staffed by pretty, presentable white people

in my utopia everyone is on a zero hours contract

>>77446535
https://www.icaew.com/en/archive/library/subject-gateways/business-management/smes/small-business-update/2014-12/guide-to-zero-hours-contracts-for-employers

>Most zero hours contracts will give staff 'worker' status - they are entitled to rest breaks, annual holiday, sick pay and, importantly, to be paid the national minimum wage – but not 'employee' status, which carries further rights such as the entitlement to claim for unfair dismissal, to maternity pay and leave, to ask for flexible working, to statutory minimum notice periods, and to redundancy payments.

fuckin hell imagine if you were born with vegetable tier brain damage, deafness and eyesight and the world would rather have you endure 60+ years of this horrible existence rather than just let you die

16 hour bus ride tomorrow ah yes can't wait

>>77446585
silly me haha mine classes me as an employee just assumed they were all like that

havent done a single poo all day

>>77446605
grim

does the bus at least have AC?

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runts just cant get it through their thick fucking skulls that social mobility can be achieved by hard work and dedication

>>77446605
surely the nearest cinema is closer than that

>>77445729
>saturday
SATURDAAAAY WAIT
SUNDAY ALWAYS COMES TOO LATE

>>77446638
monday never hesitates

>>77446578
To each their own I suppose. But I still think most people end up in these contracts without wanting it.
>>77446583
In that case Germany and Austria must be horrible countries because the staff at maccers here is made up of turks and slavs who look like they've already planned their suicide and even bought the rope.

loud pack gave me a headache

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>>77446634
ahh yes, the american serf

>>77446634
>the good goy manifesto

>>77445852
I'm gonna try and get laid tonight wish me luck

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>social mobility can be achieved by hard work and dedication

>>77446670
good luck lad

>>77446670
good luck

dog bless homebase

>>77446634
>I live in America
>life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
>crappy
>library cards are free
>work my butt off
>honor
fuck off yank

>>77446634
capitalism's greatest achievement is convincing the working class into supporting their own slavery

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>>77446699
I see leftypol has made their appearance

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pooing

>>77446699
problem is, even when you understand it, you cant fight it.

>>77446634
read each and every word I assure you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxx_heoUO-U

>>77446699
g-good post pfft

kill the mexifart with fire

>>77446725
I've never smoked weed how do I start

>champagne socialists
haha wow it's almost as if people born into wealth and opportunity realise how little they did to deserve it and how unfair it is on others who don't get the same chance

put a loaf of bread in the toilet

made me feel alive again

girls don't poo

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>the fucking STATE

https://youtu.be/R9PUn1bCuVM?t=30m57s

>>77446747
good post

>>77446746
exemplary post

>>77446699

I think that's offensive to slaves desu. A slave could only dream of the life of a modern working class person.

Life is pretty good for everyone in the western world today. No smallpox, no polio, cheap food that's abundantly available, the same entertainment that's available to kings and princes, cheap labour saving tech, fridges, washing machines etc.

Anyone with any knowledge of history will tell you there's never been a better time to be alive.

>>77446745
yes but if you can't accuse them of hypocrisy you might have to engage them on their arguments

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ran over a pigeon

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toil commences in just 37 hours lads

pissing it down outside

Watching this cute redheaded webcam girl lads & feeling sorry for myself.

>>77446631
Yeah its a sleeper bus just gonna take shit loads of valium

>>77446635
Howling

>>77446762
>dont complain! you have it so good!

diz gustin petty booj mentality

>>77446725
been high since 8pm last night

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Is he are Love'?

business idea: absolute monarchy where all dissenting opinions are punished with summary execution

>>77446212
ELITE POST

business idea: sell kids to nonces

*smokes a fat dab at the top of nevis*
highest man in the UK baby hahahah

periko is my guy

if you know then you know

>>77446741
cop a rolling machine and bell the weedman

smoked a whole blunt to the face lads im too high!!

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>>77446813
Can I still wank to the royal family?

>>77446799

You can complain or you can work on improving your skills so you can demand more money from employers. Which do you think is more effective?

The thing is, most of the people complaining don't want a better world for everyone. They want a better world for themselves, where they are in charge, through no merit of their own. They'd happily overthrow the society we have for a North Korea style communist state.

business idea: raise the minimum wage to $100 a day

make racists afraid again

>>77446848
>>77446848
>>77446848
>>77446848
>>77446848

>if you know you know
used to say this all the fucking time in 2015
just became how i finished my sentences in the end

>>77446840

It would be mandatory lad. Morning tribute wank to a royal before work.

>>77446859
make racists out of people who previously never thought about it before

>>77446754
so is he a legit massager or just doing it to touch their boobies

>>77446910
>>77446859

Call everyone we don't like a fascist because it's socially acceptable to hate them and use violence against them and we can feel smug and socially superior about ourselves for having the right sort of views.

>>77446776
actually saw one get whacked by a van going at full speed during the week. body got propelled into a field leaving just a load of feathers in the air like in the cartoons

stupid bastard just flew right out in front of it. at least the crows are smart and have figured out how to not get hit/run-over

I am in a desperate status of needing a gf