/brit/

the rock for president

the bent king of thailand is a faggot ladyboy nonce

>>77443855
Thainonce COULD be arrested for this sentence

fucking HOWLING

>>77443836
brush your teeth

>talking shit about the polish business man
kys

>>77443836
>>77443849
>>77443855
>>77443858
>>77443867

Ah yes, /Brit/

told a random black person wearing a suit in the middle of helping an old lady cross the road while on the way back from donating blood and publishing his dissertation on nuclear physics to go back to his country today lads

>>77443870
wtf is /Brit/

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if you tell people the past was horrible, intolerant, and repressive they become more willing to accept modern day oppression which is comparatively minor compared to they mythical past barbarism

>>77443888
I think the degree to which things can now be enforced is the real kicker.

currently eating pinneapples or better known as annanananananas

my favourite food is still chicken nuggets and I turned 19 last month

>>77443898
fuck off nonce

No employment transaction can said to be "voluntary" when one side faces destitution, starvation or homelessness without employment

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>>77443931

>>77443931
this is untrue in the UK where you can settle in with welfare and get on the dole

just

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nobody else has realised that alan is masquerading as thailad to tank his reputation yet

he's here and he's playing you like fools

>>77443935
yeah this is the point
voluntarism/ancapism is bullshit

>>77443938
alan isnt smart enough to get reddit flags

>>77443945
>using reddit flags

fuck off reddit

stupid fukcing prince george twat

alright lads just dropping in to see what condition my condition is in

>>77443957
baffling post

>>77443957
would genuinely act to end someones life if they tried to attack a royal sprog in my vicinity

time for cup noodles

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>>77443945

>>77443965
zhang

>>77443963
someone ricky gervais this twat

>>77443965
nissinu
cupu noodoru

>>77443970
>>77443961
>when you were going to reply to something, change your mind then quote it accidentally.

>>77443965
>eating the cupped numale

>>77443970
love this image anyway cheers

once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong

>>77443973
would love to boot ricky gervais into a dustbin floating down the thames into the jaws of a kraken

https://youtu.be/QdykXAT19Go
that 60s feel when no gf

business idea: coerce timothy byrne of high wycombe to blow up buckingham palace

might get maccies for breakfast lads

>>77443976
>>77443970
what r u playing at terence

>>77443997
grim

Going to London by train in an hour.

How do I not die

>>77443997
lee bank maccies 5 mins bring a zoot

had a really good poo

josie is mad

spilled my cup noodles :(

>>77443985
prove it

>>77443976
CALL
THE
KING
A
BENDER
YOU
FUCKING
BENT
NONCE
TWAT

just burnt some toast

>>77444033
must be those squinty eyes of yours

just steamed some hams

>>77444025
mad: Mad About Dogs

ALRI THAILAD

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>>77444050

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>>77444049
You make a very persuasive argument, I think about another 30 posts will certainly convince me.

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>>77444079

>>77444090
you're literally about to piss your pants, howling

>>77444114
oh no, don't tell everyone

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As Salamu Aleikum, fellow Britishers.

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thailad is l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y afraid to call his chink king a bender

just woke up lads

"Australia was a mistake."
- Steve Irwin

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>>77444122


love are sargs

>>77444134
Proxy or English teacher?

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>>77444144
LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>77444134
just realised that SK's flag isn't embossed like the rest, it's just flat whilst the others have like a beveled border.

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This is me

>>77444142
I'm an octoon. My grandfather was a mulatto from St. Helen. - Car of Swindon

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This is the rare pepe they made for me

>>77444142

giggled at this but don't appreciate the racism desu

>>77444161

looking good

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Guy who played Hector Salamanca in Breaking Bad was Ace Ventura's landlord.

>>77444161
No-one asked

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>>77444170

Good look for you. You ever thought of making it your style?

>>77444176
The weird part is, he has appeared in other things too

Looks like I'll win the mobile photography contest today

>>77444192
This is real autism

>>77444203
Just dont rape anyone ok

I've eaten out a model before

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>A man shouted "I've got acid" before squirting what is thought to be cleaning fluid in the face of a drinker outside a pub.
>The victim, who managed to throw water on his face from a nearby dog bowl, was unhurt. The car drove off.

>>77444192
What you mean my style?

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>>77444208

Hello berniecuck

>>77444215
Totally haraam. We need to get these Khaffirs out of Anglistan!

Americans are raised on corn syrup and Adam Sandler movies.

Right wing is retarded desu

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your goose is cooked thailad, it's all over

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>>77444198
He was in Scarface, and so was the guy who played Don Eladio.

>>77444254
fucking SCREECHING cant wait for the documentary on thainonce inside the bangkok hilton

I've just tossed 5 grams of weed. I bought 7, and I've been getting really bad highs. I thought my shit was laced with LSD, but I checked the reviews, and they look like real reviews. I think I personally have an allergy to weed or something. It really fucks me up. It's a terrible experience.

>>77444257
Mental
Have any other actors appeared in more than one thing before?

>>77444262
DUDE LMAO.... BRB LET ME TELL REDDIT ABOUT THIS

>>77444262
Same. Last few times I've smoked weed it's left me suicidal

>>77444276
Has a knob ever appeared in your arse before?

if I could be a nigger for a day...

>>77444276
lol

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>>77444277
>>77444278
I think some people just get bad highs.

Pic related is how I feel on weed. Can't finished a 0.2 gram blunt without it fucking me up.

>>77444262
I wish i had a joint right now

I caught salmonela food poisioning and i could really use the weed apetite to gsin weight

>>77444297
Just makes me over analyse all my negative personality traits and convinces me that everyone i know hates me

morning lads
morning nonce

>>77444312
Same but it's true in my case so can't blame the drug

pilates in 40 minutes
saving up a fart especially

When you're in kings college laying on your deathbed I'm sparking a zoot

got piles

drank during the day today and went to bed at 6pm and woke up right now at 1am

will obliterate anyone who mentions weed near me

>>77444312
It's probably psychological. I've seen other people on weed, and they appear to be enjoying themselves. When I smoked weed, it's like taking a journey into hell.

>>77444312
>>77444323
If it helps, I hate both of you.

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Hmmmmmmm

>>77444334
weed near me

>>77444325
>>77444326
>>77444331
>>77444333
>>77444334

/brit/ more like /shit/

about to go for a driving lesson

why the FUCK did I schedule it so early

NEED an emilia gf

mdma and psychedelics are the only hope of preventing humanity's impending self-destruction

Alcohol sucks i hardly drink alcohol

But i like weed

Willy is below average

>>77444355
Go back to bed then, pakoid runt

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Muh muh muh muh MY SHARONA!

what is this fidget spinner craze I keep hearing about

is it an american thing? literally haven't seen in mentioned once in the UK media

and how is it different to beyblades or whatever kids used to play with 10 years ago

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*not-shots you*

>>77444373
Willy pilly

kinda feeling this song right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrbHjsQC2zA

gafdgrsdas

>>77444385
Toys for autistic children hence the US popularity

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>laced with LSD

>>77444385
Here's an American thing, it's called Google.

www.google.com

>>77444372
Good lad. Today was my first day drinking in nearly a year and I didn't have a good time.

Im in that pussy like honey I'm home

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takes janny hours to delete interracial porn threads but I make a harmless thread with this image on /tv/ and it gets deleted nearly instantaneously

really makes you think

kanye west went insane because he knew it was futile to fight the system

Any Lancashire lads in? Havin an early mornin cup of tea I am

Macedonia 4 evar
Fuk brit

Balk best

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a lager drink.

>>77444425
What systems that then

>>77444312
I wanna try weed but I don't know anyone.

how do some people smoke it so often

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>>77444405
My body would go numb, my chest would go tight, and I'd focus only on the negative. The retailer I got it from is well reviewed, so I don't think it was laced. I think some people just have a bad reaction to weed. Some people get a happy high. Apparently I go to the 1st circle of hell. I'm definitely done with weed. I wanted something to replace alcohol as a fun-time high.

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>I wanna try weed but I don't know anyone.

>how do some people smoke it so often

ah yes, the leftard summer children have arrived

>>77444448
Dude what type of weed do you smoke

Ahh, Kos.

>>77444448
Sounds like your brain is fucked up

>tfw no rural irish gf to teach me how to jive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

>>77444443
windows 10

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ah yes americans

>>77444470
Kek greeks should just accept and respect the agreement where we signed to be called fyrom

>>77444448
>My body would go numb, my chest would go tight, and I'd focus only on the negative.
that sounds a bad reaction to the serotonin(i think) change, creating circumstances similar to the start of a panic attack.

>>77444469
Purple Kush. The reviews say it relaxes people and makes them laugh a lot. It makes me go tense and feel really bad.

>>77444372
love alcohol me
gives me that euphoric feeling that apparently only people with a predisposition to alcoholism get

I'm in Sweden shagging blondes lads

Haven't wanked in almost two weeks since I got here. can somebody play post some top notch slags to remind me of home

>>77444485
that's canada

>>77444441
I fucked it up the lyrics.

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink

He sings a song that reminds him of the good times
He sings a song that reminds him of the better times

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This thread needs some muscle and testosterone. I'm here.

>>77444506
>testosterone
>bald

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he's here

>>77444510
All I see is minions

always wank to degenerate shit when im off my nut on coke

>>77444502
texas mate

How do I stop being awkward lads?

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Love Ari.

>>77444519
fuck off reddit mate

>>77444522
same

she is woke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engagement_announcement_dress_of_Catherine_Middleton

We're a weird country

>>77444526
*downvotes your post history*

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>>77444506
The gf is also very fit. We are a couple of superhumans with very sexy bodies. Appreciating this brief, fleeting moment before i turn to ashes.

>>77444520
take 0.5 of xanax daily or look into phenibut

what is xanax

don't know a thing about drugs illicit or medicinal because I'm not a weak, unhealthy sado lol

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Has everyone ever actually seen someone put maltesears in their popcorn or is it a yank meme?

>>77444508
You weren't very good in school were you

>>77444537
What the hell does that monkey emoji mean. Girls on tinder always use it with me.

>>77444545
just another brainwashed sheep. enjoy your government approved alcohol and junk food you worthless cog

>>77444549
You guys don't put Maltesers in your popcorn?!?! That's the only way we eat popcorn in Canada. Otherwise it has no flavour.

>>77444545
*kicks you in the nads*

>>77444448
sorry to hear it anon, but if you look on the bright side, you won't have to degenerate your brain after years of solid addiction and perpetual smoking which becomes little more than a money drain in the end
lacing anything with a substantial-enough dose of LSD would be far too expensive to be worth it though

>>77444555
It means you're ugly

>>77444545
alprazolam, an anti-anxiety drug

>>77444555
see no evil i assume

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>>77444506
I've been trying to keep my protein levels up so cutting is slow, but steady, I want to get under 10% body fat ideally

>>77444555
It means shy. They use it when they do/say something slightly slutty or embarassing. It's very cute.

>>77444556
>the government supplied drugs to X community to keep them down!
>the government criminalises X drugs to keep the truth from you and keep you down!

ah yes, the rotting, hollowed-out brain of a jeremy corbyn voter

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>>77444575
those legs

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>>77444575

>calves

>>77444591
>jeremy corbyn voter
wow I didn't know there were so many posters on here from the Islington North constituency

got about 4 hours sleep
kill me

>>77444588
Oh that makes a lot of sense.

>>77444591
humans and mind altering substance have existed side by side for thousands of years. you're just a dense cunt who believes every sensationalist piece of drivel the media and government feed you

>>77444575
Looking good lad. Just cut sugar cold-turkey. It will do wonders tbqh. Just get it from fruit. Talk of protein and bro-nutrition talk is a way to pussyfoot around the fact that sugar is bad and we consume too much of it.
Also don't skip leg days.

>>77444552
higher testosterone=baldness is a myth. balding guys actually have lower total testosterone, but higher unbound testosterone

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>>77444575
>>77444593
lol

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Thaipaki how many languages can you speak?

French, English, Thai? Anything else?

>>77444616
not much sugar in stuff here and I didn't eat much back home either, my issue is more the amount of meat and especially fried shit I eat since its so common

>>77444612
>humans and mind altering substance have existed side by side for thousands of years

Yes they have rasheed. Do you want a medal for that you mong?

business idea: eat only meat

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the city looking good

good morning to everyone

>>77444640
your argument isn't even coherent at this point. just fuck off please

>>77444628
Arabic, berber and spanish. But no thai though :( It's the goal for next year.

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*walks away from you*

>>77444638
>not much
That's my point. The difference between "not much" and "not at all" is crucial.
But yeah fried stuff is awful too.

Humans and tobacco have lived side by side for a thousand years. What's your excuse for not taking it up you putrid sheep of science?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYaATWU7dhU albino french rapper

>>77444650
any way to keep up with all the new buildings being built and future developments?

>>77444714
www.skyscrapercity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=941

>>77444690
there isn't a lot of decent protein options here and I don't trust the dead ducks on a hook they sell
at least fried chicken is guaranteed sterile

Ah yes, the world famous British culture general..............

>>77444622
Hmm whom shall I listen to? A yale professor, Socrates and Aristotle (and science in general who humbly admits that the process isn't fully understood yet) or
A post-adolescent celibate anime aficionado who asserts the opposite in absolute, uncertain term.
>It is true that balding is dependent on testosterone. Back in 1960 a Yale doctor called James B. Hamilton studied twenty-one boys who were undergoing castration. Shockingly this was sometimes done to boys diagnosed with behavioural or mental problems. He followed them up, some of them for as long as 18 years, and found that they showed no signs of developing male pattern baldness as they aged. On the other hand, men of the same age who were still intact, and therefore producing testosterone, already had receding hairlines.
Hamilton wasn’t the first to discover a link between testosterone and baldness, both Hippocrates and Aristotle had made the same observation centuries earlier. Hamilton’s finding suggested that high levels of testosterone might lead to baldness, but in fact the level is irrelevant, providing there are some quantities of the hormone present. Castrated men, who have almost no testosterone, may retain their hair, but men with low testosterone levels can still go bald.
>That’s because it is not the amount of testosterone circulating in the bloodstream that dictates baldness, it’s down to genetics. Several genes are thought to be involved, all resulting in hair follicles becoming particularly sensitive to tiny amounts of circulating testosterone.
>The process still isn’t fully understood

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>>77444756
what of it?

why are they building so many skyscrapers in manchester
nobody can afford to live in them so they'll just get bought up by arabs and chinese
this doesn't benefit local people at all

What's on the /brit/ schedule today lads?
Looking forward to some deano posting

>alan giving lifting advice

manlet looks like he can't even bench 2 plate, SCREECHING

Taxation is theft

>>77444780
Wheres the 27 club? Where's the footy? Where's the darts?

>>77444783
would you rather the scary arabs and chinese bought the places people could afford to live in?

>>77444783
makes rent cheaper

>>77444813
I'd rather there be more affordable socialised housing

>>77444434

waheyyyy

>>77444813
The places people can afford to live in aren't attractive investments for foreigners because you can't tell if a victorian house doesn't have mould or dodgy neighbours or whatever
New builds are easy to buy as investments

>>77444819
most big schemes involve some subsidised housing component so what are you complaining for?

>>77444783
some get bought by investors
some get bought by landlords
the colour of the guy that's cucking you doesn't make that much difference (in this case)
yeah it's annoying but whatcha gonna do

Betting that the Algerian is just faking the Alan gimmick by taking some poor man's facebook pictures

>>77444846
>"""affordable""" property percentage requirements
ah yes
800,000 for a flat in zone 4 is affordable no doubt

business idea: the gov owns every housing and the rent is the same for everyone all across the country

>>77444819
I'd rather there be less niggers and pakis so we don't have to pave over the green belt with terraced council houses and high rise sink estates

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>sick in july

screaming

>>77444819

Ha, fuck off we need London prices to build the Northern powerhouse. Povvos can commute from wales or some shit

>>77444752
Yeah it's also hard to get steamed vegetalbes and boiled stuff. That's why I cherish the restaurants around where I live who offer that and tip them generously. But I can't eat there all the time so I have to eat some amount of shit when I'm out.

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>>77444809
all haram

>>77444872
awful idea anon
stalin killed people you know

>>77444897
business idea: do like stalin but don't kill people

>>77444873
everything is immigrants fault yeah haha

They recruit spics! They recruit niggers! They do violence in their grandmothers' neighborhoods!

>>77444873
>muh green belts

terrible idea
get rid of them
just give people bigger gardens

Sick of how ungrateful Leicester's supporters are towards Riyad. His 16-17 season was honestly not that bad (watched all the games). /r/soccer is a shithole.

>>77444873

>muh green belts

ill fucking bury you in one mate

>get rid of greenbelts
ah yes... sprawl...

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>>77444912
not possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-34cPr5GxdQ

live choons

>>77444575
Mate, your legs are less muscular than mine and I've only been to the gym a few times.
You've got it wrong it looks ridiculous

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Ah, the powerful and intimidating British Royal Air Force.

http://s4b.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/S4-Site-Masterplan.pdf

ah yes the ol' gentrification
used to live on this council estate

Say you are a Knight of one of the British order of chivalry

Ordinarily you'd wear either the star or the badge around your neck/from a sash (or both), and all your other medals on a bar on your chest. But when you're wearing medals in normal clothes then you only wear them on the bar, so can you move the knight badge to the bar?

I can't find anything online which says you can, but it'd be weird if you were wearing medals to not show your knighthood, right?

>>77444966
PDFs are NOT secure

>>77444575
start using a bycicle

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>>77444938

>That well planned capital city called London

hmmm, ah yes the green belts certainly work

Bloody kids riding their spitfires down the street

*sets up my 20mm flakvierling*

love how mad the green belt makes leftards hahaha

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remember this banter

>>77444977
have no idea what you mean by this
care to explain what it's showing?

doing a think

>>77445060

That you're wrong and you should fuck off before i leather you

Is it possible to have a number of oneitises?

>>77445076
you literally just googled "london sprawl" and clicked the first thing that looked right mate
if you want a counter argument, google "london green belt"

stop having oneitises this obsession isnt healthy

>>77445079
oneitis, twoitis, threeitis, etc.

>>77444916
it is though? britain's rising population is entirely due to immigration and non-white birth rates

you're not well louis

>>77445054
why is it a lefty thing?

have tenitis

>>77445103

IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR I WILL GAIN ENTRY BY THE WINDOW

>>77445093

*leathers you*

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Based, unaligned Algeria and Thailand <3

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>>77445101
>britain's rising population
no
>immigration and non-white birth rates
still not enough to increase it

what we really ought to do is just execute people over 70s

*lives in a flat share in london with 7 roommates which costs 3/4 of his wage(after his landlord raised his rent by £100 last month)*
*defends capitalism*

ah yes

>>77445101
housing affordability is only weakly linked to population density anon

>>77445122
fuck the OTAN simple as

>>77445122
think they mistranslated "fund" as "fight"

one... nothing wrong with me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmoYpJIUWhY

>>77445132
*bans foreign investors from purchasing real estate*
hmm, that was a difficult solution

>birmingham full of immigrants
>housing really cheap
why is this?

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>>77445132

>Landlord takes your £1000 deposit because you left crumbs on the carpet

>>77445173
Why would you ban that? They generate income for the Treasury and stimulate the economy

>>77445122
And Ireland <3 how can I fucking forget Ireland

>>77445124
the UKs population has increased by 8 million since 1997 you absolute idiot

>>77445195
Affordable housing for citizens is more important.

>>77445203
that's because the death rates have slowed down

>>77445199
oi alan, type "the king is a bender" for me and I'll give you 1 bitcoin

>>77445157
The muslim brotherhood (basically political islam) is an MI5 creation though

>>77445211
By what possible logic?

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>>77445124
>shows graph of fertility rate below replacement level
>Britain's population is growing and will reach 70 million by 2030

http://www.migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/briefings/the-impact-of-migration-on-uk-population-growth/

>In the principal projection the cumulative net inflow of post-2014 migrants accounts for half (51%) of total population growth until 2039. A further 17% of projected population growth is attributable to the additional contribution of new migrants to natural change (i.e. births and deaths).

So 70% of our population growth is migrant related. Bet that doesn't even account for second generation migrants

>>77445195
*rent/house prices rise*
*wages stay stagnant*
*millions of citizens pay high percentage of income on housing*
*no money to stimulate the economy*

hmmmmm

>>77445233
people have more money to spend if they spent less on rent

>>77445243
uhh wrong sweaty x

rents rise because of planning law

>>77445179
because it's full of pakis

>>77445243
But you're paying your rent and the landlord stimulates the economy

>>77445179
nobody wants to live there

>>77445215
literal retard

>>77445243
negative gearing

>>77445270
*facilitating to the wealth being unfairly poured in to the hands of the few*

hmmmm

>>77445277
you could at least explain why I'm wrong like >>77445242 did rather than just resorting to an ad hominem
you dumb cunt

>>77445217
why do muzzies love those weird conspiracy theories so much? thought you were above that algeria

>>77445301
Because it absolves them of responsibility for their shit lives

>>77445297
How could the death rate decreasing lead to a population boom when in the post i replied to you said the UKs birthrate was below replacement levels

*stimulates your economy*

japan
immigration
nuff said

>>77445325
if less people are dying, the replacement rate changes

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>>77445215
fucking howling
don't know why i come here sometimes

>>77445301
anything to blame others for the shit state of the middle east

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>>77445295
When do you lads reckon mutumbu and welfarious will begin to pay their fair share?

>>77445351
that still makes no sense because as you pointed out its below replacement level and has been for years
you are a fucking idiot

going to talk about politics with the old people of the village today
wonder whats their view on things

>UTC is a compromise of the british and french variations of it (Coordinated Universal Time (CUT) and Temps Universel Coordonné (TUC))

interesting

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77445368
america and the uk have spent the last 50 years meddling in their affairs
its no wonder they believe any conspiracy

>they're making Google Glass again

God I hope they make it commercially available this time. I want one so much

>>77445376
isn't the middle 20 like over 30k haha
so sad that most people here are leeches on their country

>>77445377
>that still makes no sense because as you pointed out its below replacement level and has been for years
no I didn't
you're confused
I'm not >>77445242
pay attention

And I mean, what's the point, you know?
'Cause here you are and... your friend is dead.
And you're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail.
And for what?

wait lads
the uk population has increased by 8 mil since 1997
8 million immigrants have moved here in that time?

>>77445409
it's the governments fault

>>77445407

Runtoid

>>77445428
hmmm...
no, it's actually your own fault. Take responsibility for your failures, it's pathetic

>>77445301
This one isn't lad. It's historically well documented by very serious sources (i.e. not CNN). And we can see traces of it nowadays, with Britain giving political asylum to algerian islamic terrorists in the 90s and say to the father of the lybian terrorist of manchester more recently (ever wonder about that? It's ok if you didn't). The thing is that this thing doesn't affect you (at least not visibly) so it's more intellectually comfie to call it conspiracy and to offer cool little explanations like this >>77445313 so you can go on being a cool little consumer. However, in my case it was the recent history of my country.

>>77445427

Yeah, they banned whites having sex. Didn't you hear?

>>77445427
Moved here, born herImmigrants flood in. They have a higher birthrate too so that increases the population. Less people leaving too

>>77445427
given about 500k (legal) migrants come to the UK every year it's probably more than that

>>77445449
sorry why is it my fault?

its a opp innit. its block war

where the FUCK is the new

>>77445456
muslim brotherhood started in the 30s i think mate

>>77445470
You are lazy, you didn't work hard enough, you whine and try to blame everyone else

i too cite very serious sources for my extraordinary claims

no you cannot see them

stay bluepilled

>>77445492
oh right you're incorrectly assuming I'm one of the poor people who's a burden on society?

>>77445464
but they're counted in the overall fertility rate aren't they?

>>77445473
Yep when britain was controlling egypt (from where it originated).
If that's supposed to be a rebuttal of when I said "the recent history of my country" you should now that the brotherhood is still alive and the heads of every islamic terrorist organisation from the algerian FIS in the 90s to Benladen and ISIS today. I'm gonna stop talking about these important personal topics with brainlets, culturelets here if you don't mind.

>>77445507
>incorrectly
you earn over 30k a year? bit jelly ngl wish i had a job that good
only earn that much cos of investments haha

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40689763

Boots has had to apologise after it said it kept the price of the morning after pill high to stop women being slaggy

the middle east sucks

ought to learn something from the fact that israel is the only nice country to live in there

>>77445523
*are members of it

>>77445539
prepare for the rage of the brown man to fall swiftly upon you

>>77445523
I know the brotherhood is alive and well lad, sorry for phrasing the other post confrontational like, I just didn't know that

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>>77445577
>>77445577
>>77445577

>>77445530
not the OP but got a job after phd in the nhs, 31k starting, but quit after three months because people were talking about me behind my back

>>77445536

Unironically didn't know it was that expensive. thought it was the same as Paracetamol prices or something