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good edition

>recreational area

degenerate

you motherfucker i just made a post

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alri

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>>77442563
that's a sexy aeroplane

>>77442566
well i think it's referring to the penis

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oink

>>77442545
What is this shit?

wait wut sharon is english too

why are they so popular in the states then
why didnt they have a british show reeeeeee

>>77442504
>basic respect

I don't travel to runt countries that don't guarantee basic freedoms

>>77442514
Being thairunt is like claiming to be a muslim and drinking alcohol, you don't truly believe what you say if you don't abide by it

Sick of runts who think they can just "pick and choose" when they believe in ideologiess

>>77442586
have you not heard either of them speak, ever?

Friday night, Florida Keys. Party time!

http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

>>77442586
Hard Rock industry wasn't big in the UK

>>77442585
i heard it as putting the anus too close to the vagina

>>77442590
why fucking cross link this spastic argument between the pair of you fuckwits? you deadset have it every second day as you try to one up each other in the biggest runt competition

Love negroes
Hate niggers
Simple as

planes are just metal birds
or flying buses

>>77442611
woah

>>77442598
hologram

>>77442596
they literally sound like they're doing mock british accents that yanks respond to . no one in britain sounds like them

>>77442590
keep it in the other thread you fucking commie retard

In need of a new mouse pasture

>>77442617
>hologram
FOY
it's hologramme

>>77442598
me flying the plane haha x

what are you lot doing up at 6 am lol

Come on Anon, get on the dancefloor!

https://sloppyjoes.com/cam_lp/

WOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77442648
eating corn flakes

i wish we had masterful urban planning like europe

>>77442636
It's holographic you utter caveman

>>77442648
Watching normies (>>77442656)

>>77442648
Shiteposting in bed

>>77442626
i think its called a midlands accent lad

just watched cars 1
big fan

>>77442611
>metal birds
during the heyday of real flag carriers and military r&d
> flying buses
after mainstream commercialism

flying lost nearly all its prestige thanks to the likes of easy jet and ryan air but the entire private sector cheapens it in both senses of the word

>>77442662
I think you'll find it's holografique you fillystein.

playing angry birds

>>77442629
>I believe in freedom of speech!
>Okay, say something offensive then
>No, I might get arrested

How fucking thick do you have to be to see that this runt doesn't truly believe in freedom of speech? He believes in it when it suits him, he's a casual masquerading as a intellectual

Don't know how thick you have to be not to be able to comprehend this

>>77442679
she's from bucks
and he's no brummy anymore

>>77442692
Post a video of yourself breaking a law you think is unjust.

>>77442705
*pirates a movie*

heh, nothin personnel kiddo

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Is he fucking still going on? Bless him

It's holograma you filthy bastards

>>77442702
both the midlands to me mate, plus his accent is still there whether you believe its continuing authenticity or not.

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>provide evidence of yourself breaking the law

i had something interesting to say but i've forgotten what it was

>>77442713
>i'm entitled to free content that others invested money and effort to create
Nice moral high ground, mr "thailad is a hypocrite."

>>77442714
Is she que Queen or the prime minister?

>he's STILL trying to bring it into this thread
that's how you know you've lost. fuck off now
>>77442692
>>77442608

>>77442730
ex pm

Literally have no reason to be awake this early but I can't go back to sleep

>>77442724
definitely got more generic

arse is in severe pain after last night's ravaging
any remedy for this?

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>thailad orbiters

>>77442744
Freeze some sudocrem and stick the frozen sudocrem cubes up your bum.

>>77442744
church

>>77442729
But I don't talk about how piracy should be legal on here 24/7, I don't strongly believe it should be legal

>>77442744
try hemorrhoid cream

>>77442743
did you speak to him in the 70s? thought not. living abroad for years does soften the accent often, i assume when he goes back to brum it thickens up again should it have changed.

>>77442729
stop replying to it

>>77442773
>living abroad for years does soften the accent often,
thanks for confirming my argument, you stupid twat who lost sense of what we were talking about lmao

need a bf with a big willy for me to lick

>>77442626
Evidently not

>>77442648
Early bird and that lol haha

>>77442788
>>77442790
when you pick up from your last save point lmao

>>77442680
I really like that film

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tfw you realise that france is better than england

i am my boyfriend's cumslut

i bet there's no porn of an arse fucking a willy (i.e. prolapsed anus going inside a urethra)

>>77442806
Wat

fucking SCREECH that any of you respect thainonce, he's got the constitution of a little snake who would backstab you given the chance

>>77442825
Are you requesting stone

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>>77442825

>>77442788
not too bright eh kid? the argument was they did not sound english, but they do to everyone but you.

>>77442827
what does evidently not even mean in that context. what evidence lamo

>>77442545

Are Trains or Airplanes more autistic?

williws

>>77442833
t. can't comprehend respect

>>77442839
you literally confirmed he became more yankised

shan't be continuing this conversation

>>77442840
>No Brit has that accent
>They're Brits and have that accent

>>77442847
trains for sure

>>77442847
Trains
Google "BBC Trains Autism"

>>77442862
they don't live in britain

>>77442850
The fact that you aren't willing to uphold your beliefs regardless of location is proof of your slimey, sneaky character

absolutely pathetic

>>77442847
trains

>>77442873
Are you saying they're putting it on and are actually yanks

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hmm

>>77442888
>inability to follow a basic conversation

genuine mong

These big headphones leave a weird imprint on my hair. I need to get the back and sides seen to, but I only went to the hairdresser a couple of weeks ago. She'll know she did an incomplete job.

>>77442904
HEH nothing personnel get fucked cunt

Adding that to the list off internet arguments won

>>77442881
I would like my country to be as free as possible. That has nothing to do with being disrespectful towards my host country.

Would you rather I tried to campaign here as a foreigner demanding they change their country to my liking? Absolute bellend.

Watching the Simpsons where Homer doesn't go to church and he's a big toasty cinnamon bun

>>77442936
That's a good one.

Haha, random drunk woman has got on stage
https://sloppyjoes.com/cam_lp/

>>77442943
The perfect chance to make my patent space age moon waffles!

>>77442936
Homer the Heretic

>>77442936
What happens that one

>>77442962
He doesn't go to church

https://frinkiac.com/

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>>77442947
Did you lads see that? She dropped her dress, security had to stop her from getting naked. I got this screencap.

what would happen if i posted a scanned copy of my passport photo id on here

>>77442997
Let's find out

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>>77442997
probably nothing

time for early morning metal lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTlhUfBLKlM

>>77442997
nypa

yo pierre you wanna come out here

Might have an ice cold Sprite.

>>77443047
it's not even 7:00
absolute state

>>77442932
>disrespectful to my host country who directly contradict one of my core beliefs

Literally just type "the king is a bender" and we can put this ALL to rest, you won't do it though

Either say that, or say "I'm afraid of saying XXX is a bender because if I do they'll throw me in jail"

Your choice, nonce

>>77443067
Been up all night. Got up at 5pm.

love this australian >>77443073

>>77443073
At this point it's more entertaining to watch you go on like a nob. Please do go on..

>>77443073
pretty sure this was already put to end last thread when we all decided you were retarded

>>77443096
>we
FOY

haha he said we

WE

we

>>77443096
>we
ummm no sweetie

>>77443096
>we

>>77443073
You obviously care about his, yet you don't post about it as much as possible. You could be posting once a minute on this subject, but you post far, far less than that. Should we assume you half-arse your beliefs? Or are you going to stand by what you say, stay true to your convictions and make sure to post about this 100% of the available time?

KANGZ

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>>77443143
yeah, we

>>77443146
creasing

doing a wee

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>>77443146

>>77443146
strawman

>>77443146
appeal to authority

>>77443146
ad hominem

>>77443146
expecto patronum

>>77443146
sunk cost fallacy

>>77443146
flying pig fallacy

>>77443146
argumentum ad nauseam

>>77443146
no true thailad

>>77443146
Occam's Razor

>>77443146
gas lighting

>>77443146
masked-man fallacy

>>77443146
red herring

>>77443146
argument from silence

>>77443146
gish gallop

>>77443146
flopping fish fallacy

>>77443146
doggy dog world

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>>77443146
oui oui mon cheri

>>77443146
bibbaty bappity fallacy

>>77443146
the sicilian defense

>>77443146
Thought-terminating cliché

>>77443146
no smoke without fire

>>77443146
illicit major

>>77443146
nigger fallacy

I go to get breakfast and suddenly everyone's giving that guy (You)s

what the hell is this

>>77443146
appeal to ed stone

Flying trains when

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>>77443266
reddit

>>77443146
shoe on the other foot argument

flying drains wen

>>77443282
all me

longest combo I've seen in a while.

worst thread in /brit/ history

>>77443294
Srsly

*poos on a nigger's face*

>>77443294
fresh off the boat from reddit, kid?

doing a poo

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>>77443315
leftypol

Full of Reddit cunts today

>>77443324
fascist

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>>77443146
include me in the screencap

*spreads for the /brit/ lads*
well then
don't keep me waiting lads
put it inside me arse x

>>77443345
Bit gay

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shares are doing well
kinda wish i had bought more the other week

>>77443345
*surreptitiously pokes a hole in the condom with my trusty lockpick before slipping it on*

wouldn't want anyone to get something nasty sweaty x

>>77443345
Slightly bent

>>77443354
share me instead :3

What do you do with your bogies /brit/?

Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects

>>77443360
eat them

been doing it for 20 years

>>77443368
it was you nigger, tell the truth nigger

>>77443360
stick them in my arse before I poo

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>>77443358

why do niggers call each other niggers but then get mad when a white person calls them a nigger

I'm the only person I know besides my parents who actually has a credit card. Always get a right howl of the runts who've been using a debit since they were 16

would love to have my arse ravaged my multiple /brit/ lads at the same time
reckon I could fit about 5 average sized willies in there

>>77443388
my willy is positively titanic

>>77443384

hello whitey

>>77443384
fuck you whitey

>>77443386
alri interestcuck

>>77443401
too financially irresponsible to pay off your debts sweetie? I'm on a first name basis with the bank shareholders because I'm their best customer

>>77443384
Perhaps some figured out that if it's saturated it loses it's potency, but the chronically offended won't let it become innocuous.

>>77443394
It's a tragic soggy disaster?

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fuck you whitey we takin over

>>77443415
>he has debt
howling

>>77443424
nigger

>>77443424
mboko

hate niggers
they're not human
simple as

what has black lives matter even been up to lately

>>77443427
They should be asked in an interview how they feel about having torpedoed Bernie's campaign, opening the door for Hillary, who couldn't beat Trump like Bernie would've done, so they are literally responsible for the USA getting Trump instead of Bernie.

How do they feel about having done that?

just done a big poo and feel very relieved

>>77443446
dumb nigger shit like the rest of their black vermin

>not being in debt

ah yes don't mind me just contributing to slower economic growth and another worldwide recession

>>77443446
considering they were a false flag op they must be entering the stage of slowly sinking into irrelevancy

>>77443446
https://youtu.be/pzvvnVIjkYM

>this thread
Alright, which one of you lads linked the EDL? Fess up.

>>77443468
Always the bins. Are bins a sign of oppression or something?

>>77443472
rasheed

>>77443458
recessions happen when debtcucks can't pay back their debt and growth is higher than it should be
debtcuck

if you support net neutrality you're just a globalist puppet being controlled by (((them))), simple as

>>77443477
no, niggers just tend to fight with their own kind.

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>if you support net neutrality you're just a globalist puppet being controlled by (((them))), simple as

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>>77443477
bins are fascist

make racists afraid again

>>77443490
explain your reasoning

all the jew controlled media conglomerates want rid of it

>>77443468
say "the king's a bender"

>>77443503
I don't understand this reaction post

not convinced that niggers are human

>>77443503
afraid I don't see the logic behind this post

>I don't understand this reaction post
>afraid I don't see the logic behind this post

Ice cold Sprite lads. Very refreshing.

>>77443523
but it's coffee time

I still need mouse mat ideas lads

>>77443523
can't stand pop

>>77443529
I got a steel series one which was probably a waste of money but it's a good mouse carpet, regardless.

>>77443535
nobody calls it that yankoid runt

>>77443535
>pop
FOY

>>77443523
>soft drink at 7 am

alri chav. when did you lose your pineal vision?

>>77443528
FROG!

>>77443528
I've been up since 5pm. Had 3 pots of coffee today.

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>can't stand pop

fucking fuming lads
just found out my dogs cheating on me with the gf

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>>77443546

>>77443528
>>77443535
>>77443543
do not respond to viral marketing

can't stand pop
more of a jazz person myself

>>77443550
>Had 3 pots

drug addict

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>can't stand pop
>more of a jazz person myself

>>77443560
wahey!

>>77443543
see
>>77443550

Also, I quit alcohol, so only coffee and soft drinks for me now. I have a Sprite maybe once every 2-3 days, for the last week and this week coming, then I'm on a diet.

>>77443550
>Had 3 pots of coffee today.
state (absolute)

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getting fat

>>77443550
since last evening ? lol why

>>77443550
go to hospital

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>>77443550
>I've been up since 5pm
>5pm

>>77443582
call the king a bender you fucking bent nonce twat

>>77443563
>>77443575
Shared one with my mate. It was a lot though.

>>77443577
love being fat

>>77443582
call him a bender you knobhead

>>77443563


do other drugs taste as good as coffee or do people only consume them for the effects?

inb4 coffee doesn't taste good

>>77443550
>pm
>pots
sort yourself out

>>77443574
>2-3 days
tragic
I haven't had a soft drink in months, and even then it was mixed with alcohol

Currently on the toilet squeezing out a large poo before heading off to wageslavery.

>>77443560
proposition: jazz pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXKEQB5Fzao

>>77443598
Caffeine addiction

>>77443597
en garde

>>77443603
>alcohol

drug addict

>>77443612
call the king a bender you fucking nonce

>>77443610
nobody drinks half shot lattes for the thrill

any devon man in

>>77443588
I heard the King of Thailand has gotten wind of your shit-stirring against him and is coming after you. Heard the Australian government isn't gonna do shit to stop him as well, they'd rather keep on good terms with him than save you.

I heard he's gonna kick your legs so hard.

any man who will call the thai king a bender man in

>>77443624
>he does the virgin coffee

done poos much thicker than most willies but would never take a willy up the arse

>>77443638
the thai king is a bender

if you're reading this go fuck yourself you squinty eyed cunt

>>77443652
reported this to the thai secret police x

>>77443636
I actually believe in the beliefs I spout, so I'd never support a government like theirs, however if he came to aus, I'd have no problem calling him a bender

any bent lads in

>>77443664
do one you complete autist

>>77443649
i didn't even imply that

point is there's too many varieties of 'fee that are low or no caffeine so people obviously like the taste. was asking if people like the taste of hard drugs or just the feel

>>77443668
the thairorke defence force out in full force

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>>77443597

fucking HOWLING
thailad can't say the following sentence: the thai king is a bender
SCREEEECHING
the R U N T

>>77443676
couldnt give a fuck about that nonce but you're just as shit as him

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>BREAKING NEWS: AUSTRALIAN INTERNET TROLL HAS BEEN EXTRADITED TO THAILAND LIKE THAT GERMAN COMEDIAN WHO PISSED OFF ERDOGAN

the thai king is a bender

>>77443684
>he literally filters posts he doesn't agree with

fucking SCREECHING HOWLING CREASING

wow fuck you thainonce

can't support thailad anymore after this bender royalty debacle, he's revealed just how much of a squeamish little toadoid he really is

>>77443705
just needed them to fit in the frame t?bh

don't like thailand anymore to be honest

Not interested in or bothered about the sexuality of the King of Thailand, don't know what he's into, don't care if it's lads. Simple as.

>>77443667
alri

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THAILAD!

>>77443712
just say "the king is a bender"

Literally just type those 5 words, all you have to do

always hated thailad. hate all expats. same as jfs

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>>77443727

Is it okay for a white person to say the n word if he's singing along to NWA?

If not, what are we supposed to say instead?

>>77443724
can i suck your willy? x

>>77443732
man of african extraction

>>77443732
roodypoo

>>77443732
alabama wind chime

wish niggers didn't exist
simple as

>>77443732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZyqwOOmETI

>nigger

can't say that, you might offend thailad

>>77443751
@metpoliceuk
hate crime

>>77443733
bit gay m8

9 to 5 on monday lads

really part of the rat race now wahey

>>77443769
dont care x

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ah yes the rat race

also a small-time dorset ska band

the king of thailand is a nonce

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