The girl of your dreams Edition
MY PENIS IS SO ERECT
fuck italy
Fuck Paul and fuck black people
日本語 難しい :)))
Wish I could have kids
/our guy/
huhuhuhu mmm cummies
>>77442334
a damn shame no smug Saskatchewanians post here
lewd anime girls
>>77442312
What's your fucking problem?
>>77442362
true.
bunny hug wearing bastards
>>77442363
mmm ooooh why?? My
penis is erect again because of you
Heard Pauls life left him for a nigger. He needs to leave his house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKCbSM2YBk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54zmJO810xI
>>77442320
君の頭悪いじゃないかお前?
Cara>>>>>>>>>Pa*l
I
NEED
A
GF
As far as far as British girls go
Jane > twiggy
>tfw your life leaves you for a nigger
Emma >jane >>>>> twiggy
>>77442374
I'd recommend not being a namefag; using reddit flags is more than enough
>>77442303
Good.
>>77442421
ummmm
no
Who black weeb here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZKojee8gAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTpgi2bgmY
Why are mexican girls so hairy? I'm surprised you beaners procreate so much.
>>77442393
W-what do you mean anon?
>>77442448
unflattering photograph
>Give huge amounts of money to my mother, sister and grandmother to spend on fuel and to do something because i will be busy
>They arrive, they didn't do shit
>Instead they spent it on useless stuff and went to hang around to the mall
>Their reaction was: "What do you mean we were supposed to do that with so little money?"
>Mfw
They wont eat literally till 30th because my father could give less of a fuck about them and im angry at them for wasting $1000 in hours that was for something important.
I guess the most stupid was me for trusting money to women.
Twiggy > Jane >>>>>>>>>>> Emma
Twiggy is a work of art. Some call her the thinking man's Sophia Loren.
>>77442440
oops. I put it on because some yank called me that, and totally forgot to take it off
>>77442479
I think the problem has more to do with your family being genetically inferior and as such retarded.
Perfect.
>>77442499
fuck off!!!!!!!
The ideal woman.
I talked to a girl today
>>77442522
agreed
>>77442480
or sinking man's any port in a storm
>>77442479
>I guess the most stupid was me for trusting money to women.
Por pendejo.
>>77442531
look at mr normie here
>>77442531
what did she tell you
>>77442533
embarrassing post
>>77442531
did she say "welcome to walmart™"?
>>77442531
Was that your mom or grandma
>>77442548
fuck white people
>>77442464
u dum boi lel
>>77442579
...In the pussy
Thanks, Mr. President for all the things you've done, the battles that you've won, the way you deal with US steel and our problems by the dawn. We thank you so much.
>>77442601
Yeah I'm dumb
But I'm still having fun learning Japanese
>>77442606
who IS this qt3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637
I can't find words to describe her beauty.
>>77442606
A bullet through their (your) heads
DON'T CALL WISCONSIN DUMB
drunk, smoking weed, deep frying, shit posting
love fridays
why do the biggest attention whores always make the threads
I have Pauls ex wife on the phone, she wants to know if hes still locked inside his home
>>77442643
Gimme some of dat kush
>>77442622
She's the girl of your dreams, see OP.
Cara is cute
>>77442642
then tell wisconsin to not be dumb
>he fell or the "low test" feminist psyop
>>77442655
i'm real stingy with my weed
>smoking satan's hashish
AÑOÑA
stop bullying paul or ill behead your ex
Money is the anthem of success
>>77442678
Weed is fucking dank you beta
>>77442663
>>77442689
What are your predictions for Valerian
Do you think it'll flop?
>not smoking the devils salad
it's like you want to stay alone
>>77442620
It's always more fun with a friend.
>Weed is fucking dank you beta
>>77442709
>>77442709
It'll flop like your marriage did
>>77442712
>not tossing the devil's salad
>>77442709
is that the next movie from that frog director?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB2ekdVqPnk
Sleeping to this
>>77442709
I saw it. Its very aesthetic and comfy. But I'm a gigantic sci fi nerd. Most people wont like it and it'll bomb
the spic cum dumpster
is baby driver a good film?
Any star wars fans?
>>77442761
supposed to be. kinda want to see it
>>77442761
>film
>good
mmm no
Last 3 movies you saw?
It Comes at Night
Umi yori mo Mada Fukaku
Get Out
>>77442761
it's amazing. It got the biggest applause I've seen since Avatar
>>77442761
Yeah its surprisingly good. I had to the theatre to myself when I saw it, good stuff
>>77442781
Paul 1- Marriage
Paul 2 - Divorce
Paul 3 - Suicide
>>77442781
Zootopia
The Star Wars thing
That's all I can remember, I rarely watch movies.
>>77442763
Luke is gonna die desu
>>77442761
Its p. good. So far baby driver, apes 3, and dunkirk have all beem quite good. Rare for summer blockbusters to actually be well done desu
>>77442781
FWWM
Blade Runner
Network
>>77442781
Saw 2
Final Destination 5
Colossal (2016)
>>77442781
once upon a time in mexico
man called Ove
mad max (black and chrome edition)
>>77442781
Get out
Kimi no na wa
War for the planet of the apes
>>77442831
>War for the planet of the apes
Stop watching marxist propaganda
>>77442861
its apekino
>>77442869
I'll probably watch it but I'm not going to pay for it
>>77442798
I saw the Star Wars movie, too.
>>77442809
Are you excited for the Blade Runner sequel?
>>77442823
>mad max (black and chrome edition)
How was it?
>>77442831
>Get out
Nice. What was your favorite part?
>>77442861
The end half reminded me of exodus. Caeser=Moses
>>77442781
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell no Tales
Eraserhead
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
fuck drumpf
>>77442893
I dunno. Sequels to old movies are almost never good
>>77442913
this
>>77442893
really makes you appreciate the cinematography
totally worth even (especially) if you have seen mad max
>>77442913
glad leafs are onboard
>>77442893
Fruit loops/milk scene was pretty damn spook but so well done
>>77442913
and white people
>>77442941
aren't we all all still berniefags?
>Be jew yorker
>pay $500000 for a 1800sq ft home
>>77442967
yes
pictured: me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNNk1Z0YGmc
>>77442869
>>77442709
yes it willl
la vere de todas maneras
>>77442781
at movies?
Wonder woman
Ghost in the shell
how to be a latin lover
>>77442976
>>be jew yorker
rather not
I would live in new york before california
post a better maymay
you cant
>>77442940
Cool. It's only available on Blu-Ray, right?
>>77442954
Yeah, that was a nice touch.
All New York and California haters are just jealous their shitty state is irrelevant
>>77443016
https://youtu.be/LybAHotsvOg
POOPOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77442831
>kimi no na wa
>98% critic score tomatometer
>highest rating ever on myanimelist
Redpill me on this. Is it actually good?
eating a tin of herring in mushroom sauce
feeling nordic
Why are there self-hating non-white people?
>>77443141
Brazilians
Russians
gooks
>>77443097
kys
i am very drunk even more then before i hope no anons bully me
>>77443173
*gives you a swirlie*
>>77443089
Yee its a 9/10
Koe no kotachi was a bit better for me though. Just a bit more substance. Many will disagree.
>>77443166
then who would trigger you anonkun?
I drank coffee and now I have to poo
>>77443181
noooo
>>77443089
it was good
I saw it without knowing anything about it and wasn't disappointed
>>77443195
Koe no kotachi was just anti-bullying nonsense. The deaf girl deserved to be bullied.
>>77443220
You're a terrible person
>dont even post a website link
>our system thinks your message is spam
wtf
>>77443262
we've upped our standards; up yours
>>77443288
FIX YOUR SYSTEM, GOOT
>92% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Wish I had a job, friends.
>>77443316
woah...
>>77443316
>Mary Sue: the movie
What does rye bread taste like?
>>77443329
same
no matter how much experience I have on my resume, nobody will hire me
What are my /cum/friends up to?
>>77443379
rye bread
>>77443385
Don't want to move in with my friends
Want friends
>>77443389
>>77443383
Least you have experience. I don't even have that.
>>77443385
wholesome and heterosexual things as usual
Jane > twig
>>77443385
trying to get the bf to come to bed but he just wants to watch tv
you wish
>>77443385
just took out the garbage
https://youtu.be/PEmqJBcQ2lg
My wife
>>77443416
what part of gays not welcome do you not understand
>>77443442
What part of I'm a grill do you not understand sweaty :)))
>>77443450
girls arent real
>>77443416
what is he watching?
mmmmmmMMMMMM NOM NOM NOM *rubs tummy*
>>77443385
Kissing the gf
>>77443450
>grill
>sweaty
can't stand the heat
glad "her" movie flopped
>>77443425
you're delusional buddy
>>77443469
truly this is the stuff of nightmares
>>77443329
It's not worth it. I've saved 30k in a year cause I'm still at home, but I feel dead every weekend. You know how happy I am for it to be friday? I was dying all weel
>>77443464
narcos
>>77443495
sup bud
>>77443511
Hey
>>77443486
objectively false
>>77443425
haha she has a big benis :DDD
>>77443492
It may just be the grass being greener but as I am now I feel like I'm dying all week and none of these days matter all. I mean I know the actual workweek will be shit but at least you get something to look forward to as compared to everything just blending together in a blurry stagnant pool.
>>77443526
come on now
you're making a fool of yourself
Ooohhhhhhhh
who lives in a pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple
https://my.mixtape.moe/gkfhfl.mp3
>buccos literally can't stop winning
feels fuckin comfy
>jb is wordfiltered on Motherless
papi trump
>>77443615
I'm scared to go to that site
I don't know how long now I've seen people talk about it and link it here but I have never been to it
>>77443615
party van soon
>>77443590
>foosball
LMAO
Twiggy has it
Birkin is just another hole for Gainsbourg's hairy french penis
>>77442831
>Get out
Isn't this just some propaganda movie
what would you do if your daughter brought home a mexican instead of a pure white aryan?
Ah yes, the edgy yank's knock off Twiggy.
>>77443141
Why are there self hating white people
>>77443674
My daughter can date whoever she pleases as long as he is a good upstanding citizen with no criminal record
>>77443633
from what I've heard, it was already a shell of its former self before I even started going to it
it's gotten even more sanitized since I first started viewing it
I couldn't tell you the last time I even saw anything illegal on there, it's just all cuk and sissy shit now
stop with your rudeness
>>77443316
This was such fucking ass
>le germans are the eternal bad guys
I mean wow it's amazing how the good guys won BOTH TIMES haha
Fucks sake it even shows all those pajeet soldiers being shipped off to fight as cannon fodder against the ottomans. I can't fucking stand this meme where people conflate the world wars together, Britian had a MASSIVE FUCKING EMPIRE and through their history from 1800-present HAVE ALWAYS ALWAYS BEEN THE FUCKING BAD GUY
stargate
>>77443680
Because wypipo are shit
>>77443735
Shut up whyte boi
>>77443764
wtf is that thumbnail
>>77443775
what?
where my anxious niggaz at
what you anxious about? I'm anxious about hip hop
>>77443775
wtf. I thought that moot retired
>tfw LA won't talk to me
>ywn be Serge Gainsbourg
Flower boy is so good.
Tyler is back
>>77443764
France Gall is my waxdoll waifu
>>77443796
Whatever you say tweenie
I'm old enough to call most of you kid
This is the power I was waiting for
>>77443818
t. just turned 21
>>77443791
I'm sorry
How are you?
>>77443794
I live this feel
>>77443832
I'm older than that, kid
Just a friendly reminder for mon Unitedstadian and Canadian friends who're willing to visit Mexico:
Tapatías>Sinaloenses>Norteñas IAN>the rest of Memexico.
>>77443804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCvw_tMFZ8E
>>77442287
still NEED to know her name
>>77443842
I'm probably older than you, kid
Paige Spiranac 10/10
>>77443837
hungry
>>77443850
What would you know you're just a kid
>>77443863
well get to your kitchen and make something
before it gets too late
>having an "I'm older" fight
I bet I'm younger than all of you :^)
I'm immensely happy to not be old
>>77443883
My sleep cycle is fucked anyway, it won't matter
>>77443887
Dumb kid
What do you have that you can cook?
皆さん おやすみ
>>77443907
ground turkey and fish
Reminder that North America is the best continent in the world, solely because it's home to the countries of /cum/
ily u all
>>77444006
if you love me so much then why don't you marry me faggot?
i'm 20, am i older than you? can i call you kid?
Is it weird to go a concert alone? I have never been to one
>>77444006
THIS
>>77444031
Because I'm too young to be penetrated by the rock hard coldsteel of my fellow American. I must loosen with age
>>77444070
you can practice on me
>>77444055
Nah I go by myself a lot cause I don't know many people who like music I like.
>>77444001
make turkey burgers
>>77444006
Posts like these are why we defend the burgers despite how thankless a task it is.
>>77444108
It's for spaghetti and it's frozen rn
>>77444149
Bread and butter if you're desperate
>>77444154
I'm not that hungry lol
>>77444100
iktf
still looking for a friend to go see royal blood and Queens of the stone age with me.
Craving some D(ank)
do you like me?
>>77444251
are you cute?
>>77444256
idk, i've been called cute before, though
>>77444044
When I was 7 I called this kid on the bus kid to be cool but he didn't like it
>>77444185
I-I'll go with you anon
tell me your secrets now that no one's watching
Robotripping currently
Throwback to high school
>>77444747
Alri, come to Stage AE on north shore in September and I'll be waiting
>>77444776
IM GAY IM GAY
Alright so now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Pauly was the best Jersey Shore character?
do you even vape bro?
*walks towards you*
>>77444829
it was snookie
>>77444867
is she still alive? or did kanye kill her?
>>77444835
[spoiler]vaping right now t.bh
>>77444889
She's alive and well
She's just out of the spotlight, plotting
>mexican flags
saigo no kisu wa tabako no fureba ga shita
*teleports behind you*
*poops on vapeman*
Haha
Is Sara the most whorish name for a woman?
I have two blankets wrapped around me
One around my back, over the shoulders
One over my chest, over my back
>>77445052
saved
>>77445040
maria or guadalupe are
>>77445100
Le preguntaba a los anglosajones, compadre.
>>77445100
>guadalupe
hey fuck off that's my name.
>>77445480
La Lupita JAJAJAJA
been afk the whole month wtf did I miss?
>>77445480
my condolences
>>77445514
/cum/ died and it's been revived as a shell of its former self
>>77445514
Qt's
>>77442606
FUCK I swear to god im going to get me a white girl like this.
Do Irish girls like Mexicans?
I'M SORRY I'M WHITE
I'M SORRY I'M A WHITE
I'M SORRY I'M WHITE
I'M SORRY I'M A WHITE
>>77445809
good lad
>>77445780
Irish or not, what women like in a man is their sense of security.
How Mexican are you anyways?
>>77445809
You'll get so much pussy if you say that in college
>>77445878
Then I'm covered
I'm basically the same as anyone living in Mexico, besides the fact that I've spent more time in the states. Left Mexico when I was 2, so my education is entirely American. Other than that, I genuinely see no difference.
Do you guys think my parents suddenly become White Americans the moment they step foot over the border?
>>77445998
>I'm basically the same as anyone living in Mexico
Like our Mennonites or my ginger father?
Come on, viejo
>>77445998
Spic
Bet you're illegal
>>77446105
Exactly what are you talking about? I'm not White.
>>77446113
I am, currently stealing jobs and plan on spreading my seed.
*wakes up*
>>77446192
Don't assume everyone living in Mexico is brown
*wakes up again*
*looks sround*
*cums in my pants*
heh...
>>77446376
HAhahahaah
*sighs*
>when a turk replies to your post
Tell me about the leftwing radicalism in American universities, please.
>>77446517
*hugs u and tells you everything is going to be al right*
*poops and pees pant*
mmm
>>77442287
literally who.
*cleans your pants*
>>77446564
Who's asking
*blushes*
>>77445809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Q1jZ-LOT0
>wake up
>still not american
>wake up
>still american
my gf
>>77446701
Lucky
>>77446755
Not so lucky :^)))))
Goddamed cricket in my room won't shut up
>>77446965
Eat it?
What's your problem
>>77446777
post feet
>>77442287
I dream of lots of girls 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7eW2JTY298
>>77446529
ayyyy lewd
>>77442287
She's so beautiful, and she looks like Caucasian/South Russian qt.
10/10 would cheeki breeki