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kot edition
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>>77441275
anime
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Hate cats, simple as
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>>77441275
VERY good edition
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can hear the birdcucks
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Rodeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlXt9Wa7pk
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you know how people with gfs sleep in the spoon position? what if the little spoon farts?
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>>77441305
girls dont fart
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love cats
love dogs
hate kids
not a paedo just don't like them
simple as

love pints
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>>77441305
can't sleep in spoon position myself

just get too hot
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>>77441275
wish that was my bellend
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>>77441305
Then the relationship is over, obviously
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>>77441305
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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what are the defining characteristics of being a runt lads? need to self-diagnose
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>>77441315
yes they do and I love the smell
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ah yes, young white people love pets but hate children

and young muslims are multiplying rapidly

yayyy
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>>77441335
weirdo
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fuck brits
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>>77441315
They do and the smell is awful
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>>77441331
posting on /brit/
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when will they learn
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parp
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>>77441331
posting on /cum/
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>>77441341
don't knock it until you try it
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>>77441340
get used to it white boi :^)
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>>77441344
ok
*spreads arsehole*
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girls are fucking disgusting creatures, if you've lived with one you know what i mean

Virgins will say otherwise
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>>77441359
really lame fight Tbh
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Rodeo is finished.

Was fun.
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>>77441371
otherwise
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>>77441359
>white kid just lying there like a beaten whore

Sad!
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>>77441359
can't stand lanklets, anyone over 5'9 isn't a human being and should be deported to concentration camps

>>77441361
nobody does that
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Remember to brush your teeth lads
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>>77441340
>trying to guilt me in to having kids at a young age because muh race
nah fuck off lad

i'll have kids when i'm settled, have a house, have a decent wage and aren't still effectively a child myself
cannot imagine being such a terrible human being that i would subject a child to putting up with my shit rn
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>>77441371
the girls I've lived with were pretty clean
though they were all asians so really I was living with children
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>>77441381
reddit
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>>77441359
That Maori boy has some monkey arms, holly molly
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>girls are fucking disgusting creatures, if you've lived with one you know what i mean
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>>77441371
not sure if all girls are but my gf definitely is

whenever she goes to the loo she starts pissing herself as soon as she's about to sit down and often gets piss in her knickers
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>>77441404
This style is pure faggotry
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I can sniff the pants right off a girl's backside and I'm not even Jewish
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>>77441376
>>77441409
>>>/wsg/1782135
meant this oen
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>>77441392
tbf it's more excusable for males to spend their youth getting shit sorted

no excuse for women though. they need to have kids in their 20s. probably for the best to seek out older men in their 30s.
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thinking of the children lads
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wanna more to colombia
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>>77441444
'ce
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sometimes wish I were a muslim just so I could be part of a wider community

white australians aren't even human beings, we're just the cannon fodder that keep the cogs of society spinning away
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>>77441444
go for it
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>>77441457
wog
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>largest oil reserves on the continent
>severe energy crisis
Ah yes, socialism.
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>>77441418
ah yes very interestin
*turns around and talks to chad*
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>>77441462
not an argument sweetie
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wish to die
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>>77441457
4chan is your community :)
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My gf doesn't even use the toilet she just cups her right hand, pisses in that then empties it down her sock
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for fucks sake forgot to sleep again haahhahahah x
what am I like
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My gf doesn't even use the toilet she shits in her hand and lobs it out the window
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>>77441469
*gets mad and punch her*
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love how white leftists blame the state of South America on CIA/US meddling when it's in truth just the result of shit socialism and the genetic inferiority of spics when left to their own devices
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>>77441486
sounds like she has downs
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>>77441468
>completely vilified by the capitalist community and banned from interacting with the global market
>does his best to promote the concept of socialism and class warfare regardless but the minds of his people have been poisoned by foreign intervention
>hurr durr dumb commie!!!

just fuck off fascist cunt
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>ywn playfully ride a horse around a wyoming rodeo arena to country music on a hot summer night, after a good night's work doing rodeo shit with your cowboy mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlXt9Wa7pk
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doing an emema
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>>77441462
*Cums directly into your anus*
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My gf doesn't even use tampons she just bleeds onto my bollocks and I let it soak into my boxers over the course of a day
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>>77441511
*hits you with a well placed tranquiliser dart to the back of the neck*

that's the third leftypol escapee this week, something has to be done about the perimeter breach
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>>completely vilified by the capitalist community and banned from interacting with the global market
>>does his best to promote the concept of socialism and class warfare regardless but the minds of his people have been poisoned by foreign intervention
>>hurr durr dumb commie!!!

>just fuck off fascist cunt
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>>77441523
*intercepts it before it reaches his anus*
*swallows it all*
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>>77441457
agree with this
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>>77441523
>>77441542
fuck off
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my cat knows how to use the toilet

cats > women

simple as
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>>77441511
>wish the evil foreign capitalists would let us use our own oil to power our own towns
>fascists won't even let us use our abundant fertile land to grow our own food, they only let us eat rats and dogs!
>if only the whole world was socialist like us, then everyone could live in palaces like our pure socialist leaders
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would annihilate any nigger man enough to come within 100 kilometres of me
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>>77441558
if you love your cat so much why don't you shag it
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>>77441558
would punt your cat so far if it ever crossed paths with me
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20/200 vision lads. can't even sit in bed and read a book or the internet without my glasses
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>>77441574
cats don't have privates big enough to accommodate a human penis without internal bleeding
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>>77441596
proofs???
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>>77441586
heh... wouldn't advice that... lad...
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>>77441595
try keratoconus

if I born a decade earlier I'd have to get corneal implants from the eyes of a dead serial killer
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>want to build a nice house in the countryside
>countryside is full of meth heads and there are no jobs there
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>>77441595
>20/200 vision
How does this vision scale system work? 20/20 is perfect, but how do those numbers describe what you see?
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>>77441596
you're clearly overestimating the size of a runt's penis

no poster in /brit/ has a willy over 4 inches
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wish we had the equivalent of a yank hooters here
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>>77441621
would prove you wrong but janny wouldn't be very happy
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>>77441624
degenerate
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>>77441638
how
hooters is a well respected family establishment chain
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how can normies stand eating salads? they're fucking dire, literally grass and dirt
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on richard spencer's twitter again

would love to meet him and talk about ideas
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>>77441656
fat cunt
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>>77441624
imagine it'd be pretty awkward for me in all honesty
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>>77441665
love are richie and the boys
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>>77441656
dressings
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>>77441684
grim
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>>77441669
not fat just big boned, simple as
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>>77441656
Fat fucker
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wonder if you can get penis cancer
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>>77441690
nothing grim about fashlads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub4qnyDusqU
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>>77441694
>literal 5'2" starving brown favelado subhuman commenting on my nutritional preferences
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>>77441656
>literally grass and dirt
Where are you getting your salads? Mine are basically bits of chicken breast fried with garlic, onion and rosemary, on a load of green olives, red onion, cherry tomato and spinach. Then a load of homemade dressing drizzled on it.
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>can't stand lanklets, anyone over 5'9 isn't a human being and should be deported to concentration camps
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>>77441729
kinda looks like varg now
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>>77441729
>>77441723
hmmm
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Starting to question the legitimacy of the Holocaust narrative lads.
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>>77441656
>australian """"""""""salad""""""""""
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>>77441656
are you not putting any salt/pepper/dressing on them?
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>>77441743
probably happened

obviously wasn't 6 million though
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>eating salad
post vag
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>>77441743
watch out lad we've got an israeli in here, he might call mossad and have them drone strike your house
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>>77441729
Seems like an alright bloke 2bh would drink pints with
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>>77441723
I am 1,92m and a kike, so it's impossible me being a brown and favelado
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>>77441746
>literally grass and dirt
all the dressing in the world won't make that edible.
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>>77441757
>brits with houses

we haven't got any billionaires in this thread
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>>77441773
bizarre post
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>obviously wasn't 6 million though
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>>77441656
Deep frying them takes the edge off
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>>77441684
>loving boys
ha bender
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I wish the dutch would just fuck off
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>>77441784
homosexuality is the natural state of things, simple as
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Posting from my cardboard box under a bridge lads x
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>>77441757
honestly wish i had the power to sanction a drone strike on houses of various anons
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>the holocaust happened
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>>77441792
im in a healthy gay relationship and i cant say i agree
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>>77441810
josie??
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>>77441778
all of you live in those grim townhouse things where an entire street is one continuous building with about 50 different abodes

think you call them terraces
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What if it wasn't 6 million Jews that died in the Holocaust but actually negroes? Whitewashing is rampant throughout history to keep da black mayn down
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Wonder if my flight sim and space sim games are giving me skills I could use as a drone pilot, should war break out.

I would totally drone baddies all day if there was a war, IDGAF.
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>>77441820
yea a lot of houses are terrace or semi-detached where I live anyway, they're still houses mate
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>>77441818
alri
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>>77441820
I live in a big house and it's not connected to any other houses
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>>77441833
Don't think cats like fat women, probably because they always smell bad
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another day wasted cos i still havent gone to sleep
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cats are better than dogs because cats live longer
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>>77441842
billionaire
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>>77441858
So a tree is better than you?
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>>77441861
ah no, I live up north so the house is only worth about £250,000
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>>77441867
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>>77441870
WOAH
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>>77441867
>american tier of education at the best
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very unsettled by the lack of slag pics in recent threads
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>>77441876
northern monkey
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>>77441904
Post israeli girls please, i have a kink on noses
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The so-called Jews that perished during the Holocaust were actually African slaves.
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on the bus lads

will be very lucky to make it out alive without being stabbed by a homeless aborigine
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>>77441944
public transport runtoid
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>>77441934
me on the left
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>>77441920
VERY good post
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just be yourself bro
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>>77441944
>Public transport
Haha where are you taking the bus to? The gay bar?
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Why aussies hate Abo people so much?
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>>77441920
what's wrong with being a northerner?
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>>77441994
they're ALMOST self aware
*nods slowly and begins taking notes*
how fascinating, incinerate this one last, he has potential
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>>77441994
You talk funny
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>>77441994
what's not wrong
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>>77441985
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>>77441994
racists
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>>77442032
you just want to slap his phone out of his hands.
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>>77442020
I don't talk funny
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prefer northern monkeys to southern fairies who haven't spent a day in a coal mine or toiling the fields and have hands like baby girls

never trust a man who hasn't got a firm handshake and a firmer spirit
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*is from nottingham*
*calls others northern*

hmmmmmmmmmm
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>>77442047
mate do you have lisickis day out it's really funny x
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any thairorke man in?
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>>77442049
Where in the north are you?
>>77442054
>What is the midlands
>>77442055
I do
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>>77442032
>Krushov invaded Hungary and Czechoslovakia for this
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>>77442073
>the midlands

fake news
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>>77442073
KEK

cheers mate x
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I need a new mouse mat. Any ideas?
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>>77442086
no worries
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>>77442087
no idea what that is
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>>77442073
>Where in the north are you?
Manchester, but my dad's from Salford and my mum's from down south
I don't have a northern accent
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>>77442087
you mean mouse pad
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>>77442096
mouse pad
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>never trust a man who hasn't got a firm handshake and a firmer spirit
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>>77441301

Need Jewish gf
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>>77442073
>midlands
does not exist
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hey thailad have you ever denounced the king, and if not, what is the likelihood that you would be tracked down and lynched by the entire neighbourhood for insulting him?
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*Lets out a very loose fart*
*Some nuggets are carried off by the wind blast and they land on a nearby Quran*
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>>77442083
yeh well I heard from a flat eather that Australia doesn't even exist, so checkmate
>>77442097
Manc accent isn't bad t?bh
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celebrities were a mistake
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>>77442096
>>77442099
FOY
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*gapes my asshole at you*
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>>77441533
>le leftypol boogieman
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>>77441275
KEEEYUUUUTEEEE
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>>77441934

would destroy the arses of every single one
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>>77442129
british terminology overwhelmingly makes zero sense and I try to use as many yankisms as possible in everyday life so I don't feed second-hand embarrassment x
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>>77442129
fuck off no one calls them mouse mats you runtoid insectoid
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>>77442145
agree with this

australia is yank territory
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mouse carpet
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>>77442157
then FOY
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>>77442119
>shiloh pitt
>spoonerised: pile o' shit
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>>77442157

Hello nigger
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>>77442154
Everyone does. The British term for mouse pad is mouse mat. FUCK OFF YANK.
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>>77442157
>australia is yank territory

No wonder it's full of poofs
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Barbara Pavlin
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>>77442173
where do you live
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>>77442162
>>77442168
>>77442176
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>>77442181
London
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>thailad won't call the king a bender

fucking SCREECHING, rorke is fucking terrified
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Drinking a dark cherry cider lads
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>>77442192
post vag
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an american invented it and called it a mouse pad
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>>77442181
Gaytown, Bendershire

t. Mouse mat lad
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>>77442187
So you're not exactly an authority on Britishness.

It's mouse carpet.
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>>77441934
>tfw no genius spaceman gf
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need tae piss
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>>77442190
he didn't even respond to my post because he's literally quaking in his loafers right now, he's probably barricaded his apartment and notified the british embassy of his impending demise
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>>77442199
call the king a bender you fucking bent nonce
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thai king is a gay ponce shirt lifting poof bender TWAT
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Mouse linoleum
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>>77442225
mausoleum
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>>77442223
>2223
so close
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https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/mouse_pad
>mouse pad
>(British mouse mat)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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business idea : post pictures that are banned in thailand to scare off the nonce
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>>77442194
Y-you first
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>>77442201
Being an affirmative action candidate doesn't make you a genius
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>>77442215
there's no winning mate, even if I did you'd go on like a berk about how you played me like a puppet or some shit. The best thing you can do is fuck off.
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>mouse mat

who the fuck uses those these days?
a desk is perfectly fine
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>>77442233
>quad doubles
CHECK EM
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>>77442248
>affirmative action candidate
proof??????
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>>77442250
HE'S STILL TERRIFIED AHAHAHAHA
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>>77442250
>these mental gymanastics

just say "the king is a bender" and we can settle this right here, you won't do it cos you're fucking terrified
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>>77442234
>being cucked by a dictionary
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Find using a mouse matthew is much smoother and more effective than just the desk.
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>the king is a bender
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the mouse cloth is curling in the corners
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>>77442251
Depends on what kind of mouse you have.

If I used this one on the desk i'd have to turn the sensitivity right down because it would dart about from the smallest movement.
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why the fuck do you need a mouse? I just will the cursor to move
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>>77442257
They are women
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the mouse fabric needs a wash
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why the fuck do you need a mouse? i just use my voice
>>
HOWLING

https://twitter.com/IsDatSpringle/status/886637000543137792
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why the fuck do you need a mouse? i just dictate to my slave
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>>77441620
how the fuck would i know? i think it means i see 10 times worse than the average person though. i can walk around my apartment and do chores and stuff but that's about it. if i was walking down the road i wouldn't be able to see a car until it was right up on me
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>They are women
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Reminder that there is a special place in heaven specially reserved for atheists.
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why the fuck do you need a mouse? i just use my peepee
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>>77442271

what the fuck is a mouse matthew
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>>77442322
the full, formal term for a mouse matt
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>>77442310
t. A bint/homosexual
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spent the entire day browsing reddit lads
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Genuinely would get off thainonce's back if bhumibol was still in power, he was alri.

This new king is a prime runtus maximus though, the nonce fullwell knows it but is fucking TERRIFIED to say anything bad despite constantly campaigning for freedom of speech.

How's that muzzle nonce, is it comfy?
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the mouse deano is squealing again
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>Osbourne claims in his autobiography that he was invited in 1981 to a meeting with the head of CBS Europe in Germany. Intoxicated, he decided to lighten the mood by performing a striptease on the table and then kissing the record executive on the lips. Sharon later angrily informed him that he had actually performed a Nazi goose-step up and down the table before dipping his testicles in the executive's wine and then urinating in it.
classic british banter
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>>77442311
Not if you believe the bible, if you believe in the bible then it's probably just the Westboro baptist church getting in, the rest of us are fucked.
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might just move to central europe
shit here is fucked
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>>77442337
why do you even care about the kings of Thailand
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>>77442341
Head of CBS Europe in Germany btfo
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>>77442352
Move to Croatia
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all this talk about goosestepping is making me crave a fanta but it's 12:44 am
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>>77442337
I don't campaign for anything, I'd like my home country to be as free as possible, what goes on in this country is none of my business.

Simple as.
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Broke the mouse gimp's back. Might have to replace it.
>>
the mouserunt is due back from the repair shop any day now
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hey lads have been on in a couple of days, how's it foing
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>>77442337
I'm sure you'd be getting in that king's face if you were in Thailand, right mate?
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>>77442389
they're the exact same fucking post mate
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got called a mouse mat in currys
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>>77442370
whats so spicy about croatia
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>>77442337
why the fuck are you so obsessed with this? why do you think he'd want to disrespect the country he is staying as a guest in?
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>>77442356
Because the rorke holds strong views but fails to lead by example

>an issue of the economist was banned a few years ago for saying negative things about thailand

ah yes
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>>77442400
he obviously didn't mean to reply to a post you mongy twat
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i'm awake during thaliad hours again
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The cure for homosexuality is AIDS and it was sent by God himself
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>>77442378
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>>77442417
Always a pleasure, kot yank
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>>77442418
it doesn't seem to be working
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>>77442337
wish you and thairunt would both fuck off desu, attention whores the pair of oyu
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if god didnt want us to be gay why did he make the willy capable of entering the shittter
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>>77442378
>>77442398
>>77442406
>tell you I can jump across this river
>oh yeah, do it then
>NO IT'S NOT MY RIVER, IM BEING RESPECTFUL, I WONT DO IT
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>>77442405
The economy is doing well, is a safe nation, near to Western Europe but without refuges, a cheap cost of living and an awesome landscape
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>>77442436
>that analogy
stupid twat
>>
look at this smug little bastard
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>>77442428
Ah yes, the faithless atheist that doesn't believe in anything
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slept like a baby last night after getting fucked up on coke

fucking love xanax ngl
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hate nonces
simple as
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>>77442412
>>77442436
whoa it's almost like whether you can insult the king or not is not a make or break issue when moving to a country. why would he move because of one policy he disagrees with?
you're genuinely retarded
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>>77442456
grim
>>
comfy tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1TYsJFkoUo
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>>77442432
Just because you can doesn't mean you should go against its intended purpose
>>
Party time lads and lasses!
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/
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>>77442432
willies don't fit easily into shitters which is why gay men get aids easier than women
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niggers
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>>77442450
>>77442460
to hold such strong views but fail to uphold them regardless of location is pathetic

simple as really, won't stop until thailad types the words "the king is a bender"
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Grim choon lads
http://youtu.be/4iaj2w7Bp58
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i hate niggers
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>>77442474
>>77442477
always makes me think though why is the cunt so close to the arsehole, literal inches
bizzare
>>
think i'll have a nap
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>>77442478
>>77442494
cease
>>
NIG
gers
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>>77442482
by all means, continue to make a tit out of yourself.

I strongly advise you cancel any travel plans you had for the future if you can't comprehend a basic respect whilst abroad though.
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>>77442475
>12:40am
Wait, is this not live? Is there a 15 min delay or something? It's 12:55 in Florida.
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hate that my sleeping pattern matches thairunt hours desu
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>>77442482
>but fail to uphold them
he already mentioned once that he disagrees with it but doesn't want to break the law. how is that not upholding it?
I'm pretty certain you're the same australian who is the leftypol commie twat who gets btfo here every time you mention it
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love thairunt for his OC
>>
niggers are black
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>>77442341
didnt know ozzy was british

whys he married to a yank bitch
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>>77442515
en garde
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>>77442498
Have a nice sleep sweetie
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>>77442495
It is there to test your faith
Gays condemned to hellfire are devoid of any sense of reason
>>
CLASSIC TUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MK9rTvGK-k
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>>77442495
reminds me of a joke I heard once
The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."

The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."

The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"
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new
>>77442545
>>77442545
>>77442545
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>>77442524
>>77442515
was gonna do an OC but realised the thread is gonna die
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>>77442504
>basic respect

I don't travel to runt countries that don't guarantee basic freedoms

>>77442514
Being thairunt is like claiming to be a muslim and drinking alcohol, you don't truly believe what you say if you don't abide by it

Sick of runts who think they can just "pick and choose" when they believe in ideologies
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>>77442520
>sharon osbourne
>yank
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>>77442572
>Being thairunt is like claiming to be a muslim and drinking alcohol
no it isn't. he is like a muslim who thinks alcohol should be allowed in islam but doesn't break the law in islamic countries by drinking alcohol because he doesn't want to deal with unnecessary repercussions
you're seriously one of the thickest people I've seen on /brit/. amazingly slow
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>>77442537
Nice
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>>77441359
>>77441388
posts like these make me get a real weird rush of good feels


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