British women belong to Polish cock edition
anime
need a /brit/ bf
polish women belong on british rope
/cum/ is a bad place im staying here forever
>>77439441
fucking kek
>>77439456
Don't understand why this is funny.
>>77439458
alri /tv/
>britains are being banned from all inclusive resorts for defrauding hotels out of millions with fake "food poisoning" claims
why the fuck does the runt class have to ruin everything
Shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>77439429
I'll be your /brit/ bf
Incredibly lonely and eager to please
>>77439458
this is not a real story
bf just sent me this
>>77439458
>it's real
http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2017/03/30/521958505/only-in-sweden-hundreds-of-refugee-children-gave-up-on-life
Look at this chart
Look at it
Utterly btfo
You racists will NEVER recover
>>77439518
hmm yes gays aren't mentally ill
>>77439518
wtf modern fashion trends dictate that this choice of attire isnt acceptable??!?!?!?
>>77439472
The Algerian lad always reminds me of Arsenal. I bet he's a supporter and he even looks like one of their archetypal players.
babestation
>>77439544
if I post a photo of a straight man doing something daft will you believe all straight men are ill?
>>77439571
yeah
>Lisicki will NEVAR be your bf
How does this make you feel lads?
ooh bluh'y ell lads it's 3am over here in Lancashire, what ye all doin up ey?
>>77439591
Be my boyfriend instead.
Here I'll make it east
*gets my willy out*
suck it
>>77439452
cum is more comfy and less hostile
>>77439582
reality has a liberal bias
>>77439611
*rips your fucking head off*
'OW YA LIKE THAT 'OOFTA
if you lads were going on holiday with your bird, which would you prefer
>All inclusive
>Bed and breakfast, with a nice stroll and meal in the evening
>Self-catering "backpacker" holiday
>>77439601
Umm no, you're too forceful sugarplum. *u*
desperately NEED to suck male genitalia
>>77439622
Pathetic post. End your sad existence, worm.
What's the consensus on shitaly and the shitalian people?
>>77439629
what's the difference between the first and the second
>>77439629
All inclusive
>>77439637
Know that feeling
>>77439629
Literally nobody in Australia says 'bird'
>>77439629
>bird
do people even say this in australia
>>77439611
why are u here then
>>77439649
Well you have to eat at the buffet and drink at the hotel bar if you go all inclusive
>>77439660
I'm a brit, not hiding it lad
>>77439660
no one here does either except for runts deanos and /brit/
the gays are horny and want to show it
might leave /brit/ for now
just went to /cum/ and it just seems like a less cool version of /brit/
not fond
want to do lauren desu lads
anyone ever been sexually assaulted by a bender in the toilets here?
>>77439680
>no one here does either
t. never been to the north
>>77439673
i post there sometimes but it's real depression hours right and i prefer to post here
>>77439675
How's about my fist takes an all-inclusive holiday to your jaw you bobblehead
>>77439629
self cater but not backpacking. i'd want my car. i much prefer staying somewhere i can cook myself and be loud and you know, have a house. hotel rooms suck. hostels suck even more. camping is pretty ideal if weather permits, or you have a camper van, thats the dream.
>>77439611
untrue
go check it
>>77439699
it's true
trust me frodo! into the cave!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da1vjWgs3o4
>>77439702
creasing
>>77439682
absolutely hate when this happens it's proper annoying they're so fucking vocal about it as if it doesn't disgust most people. would get a swift kick in the face in person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhlMxLVJ3T4
not a fan of all this noncebait on youtube
can still taste some of my boyfriend's cum
>>77439731
LITERALLY 13 or 14 sort yourself out
honestly despise women who do ASMR
>>77439702
>bruce thinks he stands a chance
*dodges your boomerang*
*smashes your teeth in*
COR BLIMEY M8!!
I have a penis in my mouth as I type this.
>>77439641
Italy is beautiful outside of Rome and Napoli. Personally I find them an unreliable and Arabesque people best to make notions to "appease" but be forceful when they start acting the bollix and they'll crumble.
A dirty people though, no less.
>>77439743
link
>ywn snuggle your head in her hefty bosom on a cold rainy night
>>77439744
>>77439772
benders out
>>77439731
NEED a dafne daughteru, she is such a qt
wow /sci/ is one of the worst boards ive ever seen
like /tv/ but not even ironically funny
interesting how certain communities hate certain e-celebs with a passion
/pol/ hates Milo
leftypol hates Sargon
/lgbt/ hates Blaire White
/lit/ hates John Green
one time I accidentally browsed cum thinking it was /brit/ because a yank linked it as a new
it was horrendous, everyone made shit jokes and there was no common discussion occuring. felt like blogposts without anyone actually replying to each other, even worse than here
kept wondering why there were so many yank flags
>>77439785
>her
ummm.... i only go for boys sorry x
lads literally never talk about fucking girls on here, if they did they would get told FONT. why i okay for benders to rampantly talk about swallowing dick? why are they not berrated? literally fuck off you disgusting mentally ill spastics
>>77439777
>>77439716
>>77439731
>>77439213 (ngl watched this one and felt some penis tingles)
>>77439772
pics
>>77439744
what's it like having a willy down your throat
>>77439804
The fact you must browse these boards to know this makes you the biggest wanker of all.
>>77439804
Who does /brit/ hate?
might go post in cum for a bit
just found this actual picture of rorkes ITT right now
howling at the insecure heterolets in here
not a homo but none of that stuff offends me
>>77439817
have you never fantasised about licking a willy?
>>77439775
Hold still medigan
lads my foreskin is stuck in my zipper
>>77439823
you mate haha
people hate sargon because he's an intellectual heavyweight whose arguments they can never hope to defeat
>>77439403
nice thread, any hot slags itt thatd be willing to suck off my willy?
>>77439823
used to be Owen Jones and Russell Brand when this was Nige-loving Rorke heartland
now that leftypol is here and /brit/ seems somewhat divided, my guess is that it's JK Rowling, who hates Corbyn and hates Farage
>>77439862
im not a slag but a cute boy x
Genuinely advocate for the sterilization of ALL benders.
GENUINELY find them disgusting and would not be upset if they were all exterminated. Literally not even joking. HATE THEM
Is it normal to pee blood
>>77439842
Nope. And if I did, I wouldn't go around telling everyone how much I fucking love dick. Just like I don't go around telling everyone how much I love putting my dick in a vagina. Because I'm not a spastic
lauren got banned from patreon and she's absolutely fuming
https://youtu.be/rtImwK5TI4g
>>77439724
You'll be creased when I've folded you in two sunshine
>>77439856
>flag
pic related
>>77439862
how do you feel about slags (male)?
>>77439881
'sheed
need a cute lad to suck my big willy NOW
>>77439887
*tries REALLY HARD not to look at all the slagposting and softcore hetero porn that he doesnt complain about being posted 24/7*
>>77439890
would love to lick her fuming butthole and pits
>>77439557
Arsenal = handsome lads united
Alan would NEVER make the cut
>>77439852
Have you ever been to Italy Guisello di Frutta de Homosexualoso?
>>77439890
literally whom
>>77439911
i'm here lad
meet in in devon
>>77439876
>>77439893
might as well just become bi for you lads x
>>77439919
fuck off
who the fuck wants to have sex at 3:30am
are you insane
>>77439885
If you're a gurl liek me x3 xoxo
>>77439862
i am a hot slag female(male)
>>77439924
No. But they aren't Arab as you implied, that's just something people say to justify multiculturalism and refugees
>>77439938
not insane, just happily bent x
there's not a spot on my body that my boyfriend hasn't came on
>>77439890
>I just sent you 50 $ by PayPal. Everyone , lets do that , and she wont even need patreon Thumbs up plz, others will see
haha absolute state of alt-right
>>77439936
good lad
>>77439956
fucking insanely envious of you
>>77439890
How much was she getting a month?
>>77439950
>that's just something people say to justify multiculturalism and refugees
No, they genuinely resemble them in actions and looks.
>>77439492
In all fairness, the whole "beautiful couple <3" thing is incredibly condescending.
>>77439972
>>77439818
good lad
8=========D{()]
8===D~~~â±====8
>>77439982
yeah it is
>>77440026
me on the left
just had a bizarre game of slither.io
i got to 20000 but throughout the game nobody else got past 1500
was like playing with bots except their movement was unlike bots and they had a mixture of names
>>77440004
Fuck ORF you muh heritage cunt. No one cares about your vapid attempts at assuming a personality trait or substance based on your skewed and irrational concept of your personal heritage you massive queer.
>>77440026
me on the right
>>77440026
me wanking in the corner
>>77439890
>giving free money to internet wymyn
can't imagine what is going through the head of a beta orbiter ultracuck that would do this
>>77440066
Call me an arap one more time
8===============D~~~~~~~~~~ ( . Y . )
>>77440079
>cuck
>>>/pol/
>>77440103
Your response is as unstimulating as you yourself are.
If i was filthy rich, would literally donate thousands of pounds to female twitch streamers to watch the beta virgins on /brit/ flip their shit and do "the virgin rage"
would be hiarious
is it possible to cum in each other's urethras at the same time?
>>77440136
same
>>77440125
How does it feel knowing that no matter how big of a faggy Pseudo intellectual you are no girl will fuck you?
>>77440079
can't understand how /pol/ rationalises their love for laura when they blasted anita and all those girls in the past for virtue signalling and only doing it for the money
>>77439966
enough to fund travel all over europe
>>77440136
seems like a waste of money. i'd create a private military
would quite honestly love to cuddle with a girl such as this one
>>77440118
>>>/leftypol/
>>77440178
lauren southern is fit
>>77440155
no the pressure would just force both ejaculations out and to the side
>>77440155
Only the hard questions on /brit/
>>77440103
bet you dont know a word in italian apart from some very basic phrases you once learnt to prove your italianess
who /spud/ here
>>77440197
nonce
>>77440209
what if you put each end of a straw inside the urethras beforehand
>>77440235
fob
>>77440242
howling
imagine another man's cum dripping out of your willy mmm
>>77440274
well hello there reddit
>>77440229
>>77440235
had to walk past a literal horde of cockies yesterday
not a fan of the benders in this thread
Is this Deano?
love being upper middle class, simple as
>>77440295
fuckkk coolet bird we get roaming the street is a fucking pigeon
>talented at nothing
>sub-par at everything
>no respectable
answer the question "so what are you good at?"
>>77440295
there's a whole flock of them that graze on central park like cows
>>77440320
making my man 'gasm x
>>77440317
alri london runt
see blue tits, wagtails and yellowhammers in the garden all the time
can't wait to be single
will be great fun getting back into dating and flirting
>>77440317
come again?
what if the benders ITT are not bent at all but are actually female?
opinions on pooing? and wanking?
>>77440079
you get access to exclusive content
>>77440317
you should hear them at 6 in the morning it's fucking diabolical, every single one starts shrieking for about 30 minutes
>>77440350
haha got me lad x
>>77440340
>having a garden in the united kingdom
got a literal trillionaire on our hands here lads
spare some change?
>>77440162
I am a girl. *w*
did a cheeky new THE JANNY WILL NOT BE HAPPY haha sorry jan I love you but I had to do it x
>>77440131
>>77440131
>>77440131
browsing /lgbt/
howling at the trannies who claim to want to 'preserve traditional culture' when they talk about politics
any yanks here? love yanks
>>77440402
link us the goodies
>>77440371
>>77440295
made the switch to legacy captcha yesterday
best life decision I've ever made
>>77440295
In a House of Mirors, yee?
I live in Oklahoma. White people here LARP as both muh heritage and as injuns
just watched a sargon video and moving on to black pigeon and then molyneux afterwards. they make some great points
>>77440437
paid $22 for a burger that arrived cold
currently eating it with a knife and fork
My garden gets mainly pidgeons, magpies and thrushes.
I see the occasional red breasted robin too, plus there's this other tiny little black and white bird that gives darting glances as it walks and can catch fling insects out of the air
>>77440412
just spotted the phrase in this
>>77440460
*flying
>>77440461
wouldn't mind getting a gobby from this lass reckon the lipstick would paint my cock blue
Actually disappointed at the fact that I will never have breasts or be a girl lads. I can only hope for reincarnation. -_-
why do brits say arse instead of ass?
>>77440437
only Pigeon isn't afraid to call out the Jews
>>77440295
Kawaii senpai!
They're like lil chickens
>>77440460
can't imagine living in a birdlet country, utterly grim
>>77440340
my garden doesn't have a street running through it does yours????????
>>77440509
this is my fetish
>>77440457
state of you
>>77440502
ahh yes, I really want to be woken by screeches instead of nice birdsong hmm yes
>>77440382
everybody has a garden around here, don't live in a city
>>77440509
Sterilize them.
birdcucks are a universal problem
>>77440549
classic gimmick
>>77440530
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
burger would have been peng if it was hot
*eats you*
>>77440575
stop it
>>77440457
paid $13 for a steak and ribs tonight haha
>>77440568
Shut up you gay cunt.
Btw do you know my cousin who lives in Baltimore???
>>77440591
*writes a strong word of letter to that aussie burger establishment*
>>77440591
what type of dog is that
can't imagine ""living"" in any """""country""""" that doesn't have the odd whip bird call sounding out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7VyROoLdiQ
remember this yank girl came here and she kept asking people what that noise was
keen to try this cold knife and fork aussieburger
>>77440602
i don't speak to italian americans
>>77440628
>australia and america have different wildlife
woooooah.........
BASED BLACK MAN
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500670296614.webm
>>77440646
shadilay
criticism of the sovereign's burgers is high treason.
literally every movie where 5 friends go off to a cabin in the woods for a weekend and strange supernatural stuff happens is aussies
makes you think
>>77440640
*Speaks to you*
>>77440644
she was getting freaked out by it and didn't realise it was a bird call
tbf another yank told her it was a bird
Belter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBGkhPx529g
>>77440640
They're Irish.
need to write some sort of plan for productive things to do tomorrow
today was utterly grim
>>77440692
learn chinese
>>77440692
i mean it's 4am so first think on the list should be to get some sleep
>>77440692
got you sorted
plan:
don't be a lazy bitch
>>77440660
Was literally a British TV show special recently about it that had the typical obnoxious Aussie wanker in it. Must have pre-emptively gotten your memo. :o
was gonna go to the British Museum tomorrow but decided against it
>>77440700
shan't
>>77440703
ye
>>77440704
ye
>>77440640
ye? well tough shit, you gonna have to wet me 'n Paulie over here's whistle a bit if ya want to get that construction project 'a yours rolling if you get what I'm saying
gabagool
sucking off a nigger
doing a read
>>77440740
>>77440722
Watch it Crissy
*eats a digestive without tea*
haha am i british now???
>>77440764
bizarre post
>>77440747
>human rights
>>77440747
need to know what braindead cunt thought these were human rights
>>77440770
bizarre response
>>77440749
kek
>>77440747
>we are all born equal
blatantly false and the basis of liberalism. too much of a pain in the ass to mention that when people gape in feigned bewilderment though
>>77440747
kek what a joke
>"""""""""""universal""""""""""""
why can yanks never own up to their responsibilities?
>>77440784
*gapes my asshole at you*
>>77440747
democracy should not be a human right
it's a system, and and imperfect system at that
human rights in general are quasi-religious nonsense
>>77440802
>mistakes
me on the left
>>77440802
australia should've raised a huge fucking fuss about that
>>77440838
>>77440852
we probably will when your ""investigation"" and judicial """""prosecution"""" goes nowhere
Watching a Rodeo, live on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlXt9Wa7pk
ah yes real dead hours
>>77440904
that fucking thing is HUGE
need some of that good pusey
>>77440879
i hope the officer and maybe the department as a whole get fucked over royally. these fuckers think they can just kill people with impunity
caty cole
>>77440939
i hear the dornish have some
will be mentioning the cuckio meme in my master's thesis next semester
>>77440943
peng
>>77440842
NEED a beastmaster gf
>>77440940
rare to see a yank say that
it's always "99% of them deserved it" etc
that the officer won't even make a statement is disgraceful as well
>human rights aren't real
literally fedora : the opinion
>>77440977
>99% of them deserved it
this is true though. maybe not in this case but I can say I'm personally tired of people screaming their heads off because another nigger got shot by police during an armed robbery
>literally fedora : the opinion
>>77440996
they're not real though
ah yes cats
due to circumstance, cant think of a single possible opportunity in which id have sex over the next 3 years, let alone find a gf of any description. im 23, so thatd make me 26. almost have a feeling of anguish over that fact, its quite unpleasant indeed
>>77440977
maybe a lot of them did deserve it. but police literally will get off scot free if they say they felt "threatened" in any situation.
i've seen way too many cases of people calling the police, children, or literal victims of crimes being shot to death by police, and it all ends with the same story. the officer isn't charged because the officer felt "threatened"
>>77441031
versus dogs that kill small children for fun
>>77441013
w2c?
are cats benders
>>77441031
fuckinnng hell
>>77441031
roastie
>>77440958
those knickers she is wearing are tiny. fanny floss
>>77441054
yes
>>77440996
Who or what decides what your human rights are, or should be? A human? A democratic consensus? An elected council? Logical deduction? A utilitarian calculation? You have to bear in mind that whatever grants you your rights has the power to take them away.
And who decides what qualifies as "human?" Seems like an easy thing to identify, but ask a number of abortion doctors and see how many can agree...
>>77441088
hmmmm
>>77441054
Is this Ariana Grenade?
>>77441100
I don't know
>>77441100
fuck just noticed the watermark, feeling quite a runt
>>77441098
>stay away vile harlot
need leather leggings gf
liberal democracy is the final death rattle of the white man
>>77441136
forgot image
>>77441155
BIG
BLACK
TRUNKS
business idea: make a sci fi tv show and have all humans played by non-whites, and have all aliens played by white people
>liberal democracy is the final death rattle of the white man
>>77441016
>>77441095
*drops you in to some shithole with no human rights*
okay enjoy
>>77441155
phwoarr
Hate cats tbqh
>>77441184
rorke
>>77441175
zhang
canine'd
>>77441176
human rights don't exist anywhere
some places just pretend they do more than others
>>77441195
sleep tight fluffer
>>77441153
ah yes very interesting
*turns around and starts talking to someone else*
>>77441155
>the weak should fear the strong
>>77440466
turborunt
>>77441171
plot twist, the aliens are from earth and it takes place on an alien planet
animals are cute but young white people's current obsession with animals is obviously a factor in declining birthrates, as pets have become substitutes for babies
>>77441215
what if WE are the aliens
>>77441205
Please give me a Maccabi Tel Aviv scarf.
>>77441219
because they cost less and you don't have to live in a house with a seperate room for them
it's an obsession with animals only because many would like a child but can't support one
>>77441219
mmm yeah but at 24 i'd rather have a cat than a kid x
honestly prefer a cat to a gf and especially to a baby
simple as
/brit/ is a rasheed general and dog owners can fuck right off
>>77441258
>it's an obsession with animals only because many would like a child but can't support one
nah, just like animals and don't like kids
simple as
Remember to brush your teeth lads
Go to bed you degenerates
Not interested in sharing my living space with any other living creature. Simple as.
Not interested in sharing my planet with any other living creature. Simple as.
>>77440233
You start off thinking
"i dont hate minorities, i hate criminals"
then it becomes
"Race contributes to criminality because many minority groups are more likely to be poor"
which quickly becomes
"Some minority groups do not invest what little money they have in education for their children, which leads to an endless cycle of poor uneducated minority groups "
and then eventually you realize
"I hate these poor uneducated minority groups"
It will happen to you too eventually.