Dear people of /int/, I am a Venezuelan fag, and because of that

Beans & rice.
Also
>rare

There's scarcity even for that man

>>77438422
R A R E

>>77439594
Please, give me something please

lol just to stop being poor, dude, or move to another country haha

>>77439707
Please I don't have money ...

>>77439749
but arent you on Curazao already?

>when you're so poor you have to take internet from neighbouring coutnries

>>77439807
Vpn venezuela sometimes get ip bannes

Please ... 1$ : 8.7k bsf.

Are you a qt venezolana(hembra)?

you deserve everything that's bad. kys.

>>77439874
No, If I where I wouldnt be a poorfag would I?

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>>77439869
God, I wish I wasn't so poor (and had some type of online account). I'm praying for you dude, if things get really bad, it might be a good idea to download a plant identification book online / build a fishing rod.

I've heard that unless you have family outside Venezuela sending you money, a high ranking job or doing some illicit shit you should be dead by now.
So just keep with that kinda stuff, a cousin living in Venezulea is making big buck right now smuggling soap and detergent from colombia, or hoarding when the border is open.
You'll find a way out man, wish you the best.
fuerza Vnezuela.

>>77438422
t. dutch tourist

>>77439941
It's going to be a shit show when the 30rd comes, I wouldn't wish this on any country

Our economy is like South Sudan only we should have been rich from the start

>>77439974
I guess that's what socialism does to a country

You have internet and a computer
Maybe try mining bitcoins?

>>77440014
I have a 2006 shit office computer, you can also imagine my connection is almost mind bendingly slow

>>77440014
Plus emining are all ponzis

This is actually pretty depressing. Hope it gets better.

Fuerza, hermano.

>>77440096
Gracias mi amigo but the shit diet is slowly killing us

And here my potential food dies at the last page

I wouldnt mind if you came here my buddy, lots of venezuelans here already

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Hopefully someone kills that retard Maduro

>>77440339
No then he would just be replaced by Cabello, which would be the Apocalypse

>>77440322
Don't have money and if I walk there I'd probably die (right now going out of the house is not a smart idea)

How long have things been this bad for you anon

>>77440761
Hahaha ever since the dollar broke the 8bsf ratios (almost 9 years, although you could say when Chavez came)

>>77439869
what can you even by anymore in venezuela? aren't all grocery stores completely empty?

>>77440795
We now need to pay for contraband shit from neighboring countries, also vegetables and potatoes

>>77440813
That and speculators, boy do I love those

How do you survive like that for nine years? Are people in the country better off than those in the city? Are they able to grow enough food to sustain at least themselves?

Couldn't you just get an internet "job" that pays in dollars? Even the memest, like a youtube vlogger, or something. If you win 10 dollars a moth that's a good deal, right? Or just some kind of writer for a meme page, dunno.

Stay strong, lad.

>>77438422
>He doesn't identify himself as Key Management Service

>>77440394
bomb both when they get into a same room

>>77440920
Well as I said the only thing cheap is potatoes and gas, I live in Barcelona which is a relatively large city

>>77440948
I don't have and can't make a usd bank account so i can't get us unless btc and right now I only have 2$ worth of btc I wish I could get a job though in usd

>>77440980
With the quantity of greedy fucks in that party you'd have to kill have the country to get a good non corrupt non incompetent president

>>77440990
Why dont you just move to Colombia or Brazil?

u got paypal m8?

>>77441068
No m8
I don't have an usd credit card, just btc .
....

i only learned about the existince of coração a few days ago when mexico beat them 2:0 in copa oro. and now look at this flag.

>>77441036
Right now it's almost past the event horizon, I would just be broke with shit money on another country

>>77441068
Mostly I just want to earn money that wont hiperinflate the moment I obtain it

Maybe I should try to create a general in order to discuss the recent events happening in Venezuela, mostly for the lolz

>>77441114
t. Spic

Is it weird that so many people are curious about the catastrophe you are experiencing

Hope you can at least five yourself a cute bf

>>77441090
post bitcoin address

>>77441245
Are you sure anon?
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Thank you

>>77441231
As I said I'll probably make a news general for Venezuelan news, either for entertainment purposes (Maduro is funny when your not Venezuelan) or shock purposes.

Make Finnish Sugar Wine and sell it.

It's pretty easy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/winemaking/comments/2b06f6/making_quality_kilju_finnish_sugar_wine/

>>77441336
coinbase is being a slow jew, give me a few

>>77441365
>Reddit
Actually I don't even have dignity at this point, I'll check it out

>>77441389
Don't worry anon even the gesture made me happy

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>>77441336
>>77441435

Fucking coinbase and bitcoin are giant jews when it comes to fees.
Here's what is left of my $15 beer money for this weekend.
Please don't buy anything made in Brasil :)

>>77441009
Exchange via localbitcoins, get it as cash in mail.

andate a colombia, podes pasar por tierra.

>>77441498
I don't know how to thank you anon! Maybe I will make the general

>>77441520
Ya PS y Los malandros y la familia q Los dejo q se pudran?

>>77441570
y qué pretendés conseguir acá en /int/

>>77441498
No seriously anon I think I'm in love

>>77441517
I mean If I can't buy dollars without getting ripped off bitcoins are probably in the millions of bsf

>>77441598
Na ps ayuda de como conseguir Plata online men ademas q ayuden a UN pobre desgraciado 1 dollar para ellos no sera UN cono pero pa mi es UN dineral

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>>77441599
>>77441557
Cheers bro, punch a commie in the face for me when the revolution starts

>>77441598
La verdad es q en /int/son Los menos mamaguevos q hay cndo se trata de hablar de paises

>>77441615
You can get mail, right? Buy it from an american seller that ships overseas.
https://localbitcoins.com/instant-bitcoins/?action=sell&country_code=US&amount=50&currency=USD&place_country=US&online_provider=CASH_BY_MAIL&find-offers=Search
There's also captcha solving for something like $0.5-1 an hour if you're really desperate.

>>77441658
Fucking commies, sure will

>>77441677
Thank you, for the info

>>77441677
Mail is shit and there's a 30% chance customs steals what's inside the package but it's worth the risk if you dream of lamboland, or at least 40$k car land

>>77441742
Isn't DHL surprisingly okay?

>>77441798
I guess DHL works, but they are expensive

Well thank you for your time and insight, and btcs tomorrow I will offer the latest news and maybe answer some questions

>>77438422
Go hunting

>>77441878
commies confiscated everyones guns and then gave them to militias loyal to the regime

this is why we meme SHALL all the time

>>77441185
what's happening/why are you in this state?
Literally never hear about Venezuela

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dude why not just eat garbage? its nutritious i'm sure.

on a serious note how do you not fucking murder your government and have full blown civil war yet? if i was this hungry and yet half the country is rich enough to throw out food i'd revolt.

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>>77441980
they are literally getting fucked up hard. starvation/revolts/murder/food-shortage.

brazil is a paradise compared to them

>>77442152
what the hell
she was too perfect to die

Go out and trap/fish/hunt for food.
Even if you have to make your own fishing line/rod or even a spear, though trapping and fishing will be best for you.

Eat bugs too.

The internet will help you in this venture.

>>77442523
Do everything you can to be self sufficient, start growing your own food, fucking cut down wood to use to burn the fires for your food.

Brew your own alcohol from plants you can find/get for free/buy for nothing.

>>77442365
i don't think she's dead. she's just knocked out due to tear gas.

still a QT and way too thin to be healthy. its why we must invade venezuela and liberate its QTs from starvation/forced prostitution/etc.

>>77441498
>Fucking coinbase and bitcoin are giant jews when it comes to fees.
literally nothing
coinmama is a 15% fee all up compared to coinbases 5%

Come to Brazil anon, we accept everyone here. You can't be worse than the haitians and the angolans that keep coming.
And most of us can understand your dumbed down portugue--i mean, "spanish" as long as you don't speak very fast.

>>77441958
People allowed this?

Anon I wish I could do something for you. Can I give money via PayPal? I don't use bitcoin sorry .

We see occasional stories of Venezuela on the news but it's largely a media drought.

How long until the general populace get pissed and try to change things?
Is it worse in the cities or in the countryside (the food/power shortages I mean)

>>77444023
They won't. They can't into revolution. They are cold chested

>>77442152
I wish I could've saved her ;__;

>>77438422
That's depressing man. I met a half Greek half Venezuelan girl on holiday some years ago before the shit hit the fan. She was really cute and we were together for a while but she left for her country. She told me that you could get robbed for your watch or some shit. Is that true?

i was thinking of going for a few beers tonight but I might scrap that and give you 10 euros in exchange

>>77438422
>>77439666
Fuck of faggot, don't beg money like a fucking hobbo. We're proud people, stand your ground.

make/buy an axe and go to some remote forest area (assuming you have a car or someone to help you out) and cut wood and sell it

provided that winter's coming and everyone is too poor to have heating you'll be able to do that

>>77446385
Winter in Venezuela is a permanent 30c

How much longer till revolution? Chances of escalation into civil war?