The Story of Britain Edition
GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
>>77437899
Fuck this general
legalize alcohol consumption for anyone above the age of 9
>>77437917
Srsly
lads
WE
WUZ
CHOOOOOONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV9Zi9rUHx8
Reply to this post or you're a gaylord
fuck this general
babestation
one nothing wrong with me
Babadook was fucking terrifying
anyone want to cuddle with me in bed? xx
>>77437917
If you got something to get off your chest just spit it
>>77437933
nothing wrong with it
shan't be replying
t. bender
all of those are trash. heres some real choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mudDzKVgGPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVbbunAWyvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjleZo5UfLQ
>>77437951
SHit movie
canny sleep cos my beard is itchy
>>77437958
>If you got something to get off your chest just spit it
*sucks up the sperm on her chest and spits it out*
*SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>77437933
>>77437941
>posts the Knife
>not even a good remix
Nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtdE7yMDdiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h-LAvQDCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2BUEzdjfpY
t. choonmaster of /brit/
>>77437953
*hugs you so tight that your spine breaks*
I like it when it rains and you're comfy
>>77437991
Post jammies
There can only be one tarquin
Heyor Dub lads. Is it true homeless people in Dublin get into hostels for free?
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want
>>77437987
its a good remix desu
>>77437976
Did this month's cheque to Chechnya bounce, lad?
>>77437969
last one is a bangre
>>77437996
delete this mate
POST SOME DRUMS AND BASS
I NEED IT
>>77437991
Perfect time for comfy Orthodox chanting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSTePqMV2QU
going to visit Chester and have a chat with this donkey
All your chyonnez are shite!
>>77438012
What a shite opinion that is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZnqxoGNoHo
>>77438038
Cunt.
>>77437996
very interesting
I've looked at a thousand vaginas and I still can't figure what the fuck is going on there honestly
>>77438036
Does Lukaku live in Chester now?
>>77437991
Love American Dad
Wish I was watching it with you (no homo)
>>77437497
>>77438009
not sure
cunts are always begging in the evenings "Sorry, do ye have two euros for a hostel?". Some of them have an attitude if you say no
Anyone read Douglas Murray's book?
>>77437822
>>77437822
>>77437822
>>77438009
shan't ever go into a hostel where homeless people dwell
utterly repulsive
>>77438049
Only immature children like this shite. It's been scientifically proven it gives refined adults headaches.
Just imagine this happening to your leg.
IMAGINE!
>>77437987
you were great (better than the irish) up until that last song from the joy formidable
sounds like something they'd put on Hot Topic sorry x
>America spends almost a trillion on their military every year
Fucking hell
>>77438080
Douglas is alright shame he's a neocon though
>>77438062
Come over x
>>77438099
Sorry lad, went a bit far from what I was posting earlier, you know, >eclectic taste and all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwIqTTRSjKg
>>77438103
their economy is like 20 trillion in size mate
>>77438094
don't see it
>>77438084
some are supposed to be rough as fuck. Addicts trying to get clean have said its better to sleep on the streets because in the hostels they're all shooting up
>>77438103
their GDP is 19 trillion so why not
>>77438132
good post
>>77438094
What happen? I don't see anything there
>>77438103
fucking sick of it
>>77438094
Which one am I looking for?
nearly managed to hang myself again
don't like it when I nearly throw up
>>77438076
I always give them money but someone recently said to me they get into hostels for free aslong as they're not on drugs.
They're usually very "gracious" when you give them money, straight out of give up yer aul sins with the God blesses. Imagine it's very rehearsed but I can't help but feel sorry for them and feel bad if I walk past them. Always remember their faces otherwise.
>>77438137
Look at his calf when he over-extends it.
part of my neighborhood was on the news lads
>19 trillion
bollocks have exploded and gone into space
>>77438124
Where are you
>>77438149
2015-2025
The Trumpean Decade
actually, not quite sure how long "the Trump effect" will last. maybe right-wing populism will linger on for many years, even after Trump's presidency has ended
but yeah, history books on the late 2010s-mid 2020s will certainly talk about Donald Trump a lot
post grils with nice feet
>>77438173
South London
need to stop coming here
>>77438179
They'll be talking about how the Kremlin managed to successfully take charge of the head of NATO, yes
USA is a war economy
>>77438183
>>77438179
me thinks get crushed in 2020, that is if he even makes it through his whole first term without giving up or dying
>>77438192
Don't come here very often desu since the threads are woefully shite until 4 in the morning. Can't do much else when I'm drunk tho.
>>77438208
JANITOR
UK economy is 4 one pound coins and a freddo
>>77438193
muh russia
my economy is bigger than yours
>>77438183
>>77438209
wouldn't be surprised if kanye genuinely won that election too
>>77438216
Does your dad still get drunk and sit at the kitchen table?
>>77438209
This, Democrats will get someone not as objectionable as Hillary and people will vote for him because Trump wouldn't be the lesser evil anymore
>>77438152
are you in dublin city often?
between junkies asking for money and amnesty, concern or whatever other charity is out there asking for donations you just get used to saying no to everyone who approaches you
>>77438160
where?
*unzips economy*
das rite white boi, dis finna be bigga than yous
>>77438184
Are you rich
holy shit HATE being ugly
>feet
Mentally illness not a fetish
>>77438237
Sometimes. Wish I could talk to him desu.
>>77438216
it has a very real and detrimental effect on my life
>>77438240
that is unless Trump pulls some magic shit (like when Obama got Bin Laden killed) and his ratings go astronomically high
doing a late night depression
LADS LADS
>Stacey's super virus kills all those sexually active
>only the betas will be alive
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>77438183
>>77438270
Why can't you?
>>77438296
heh
>>77438130
it's alri the rest are great
here's a recent one I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feI8OfffWVw and one to unwind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W44NWYwa1g from the best band in the universe
>>77438296
this is a blue board
The gf
>>77438130
good
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
>>77438324
It's still hot
>talking with female friend
>literally constantly bringing up her ex bf
>"yeah he's rude and an ass etc etc"
>"yeah we still talk though even though he hates me"
>wait what
>"yeah well get back together for a day until he blocks me or says he's disgusted with me"
>"ive started posting nudes on twitter so other people see it and he gets jealous"
women aren't meant for survival
hate puerto rico but like gorillaz
>>77438319
>gorillaz
Been a while ngl
>>77438294
shan't shed a tear for the normies in all honesty
>>77438351
fuck off
>>77438340
wouldn't allow this in a kids movie these days, sad honestly
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
>>77438325
Korean plastic surgery looks ridiculous
the south asian gentlemen living opposite are loudly clearing their throats again as they do every single night
reckon I could take branden stark in a fight lads
>>77438340
is Home Alone (1) kino?
...sad...
reckon I could take tony stark in a fight lads
>>77438344
>female friend
http://thehill.com/homenews/media/343073-ny-times-reporter-accuses-white-women-of-racism-on-city-sidewalks
utter state of united goldstein
reckon I'd get heemed by tony soprano
big willies x
Going out for drinks with ol' gf lads
what's this then
>>77438428
CARMELLLLAAAAAAA
LADS
What's your favo(u)rite Depeche mode song??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFlUCr42qzI
>>77438415
she ugly tho
>>77438444
The one about personal pizza
reckon the puerto lad is like a tony montana lite
(and I could heem him)
>>77438355
Can I come over to Israel and sleep on your couch for a while
Need a change of scenery
nothing worse than being an ugly male in 2017
might ask the roommate if he fancies a quick wank
>>77438444
>Depeche mode
don't know who that is, fuck off rorkepol
>>77438462
could I take your flat while you're gone?
>>77438447
>>77438429
you a fan? x
>>77438415
I had intentions of getting my peen nice and sticky but then she spent like two hours devising a scheme to get this dude back so I noped out
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
(he's just a poor boy, from a poor family)
>>77438483
put your big willy inside my tight little arse x
>>77438444
Used to love A Pain That I'm Used To when I was an angsty teen
Prefer Strange Love nowadays
>rainy nights
>tfw no gf to cuddle with and share a nice horchata
fucking terrible feeling, I crave the touch of a thick girl butt and wide hips
align myself with the Jewish right and am extremely opposed to the Jewish left
>>77438483
absolutely love them, can't get enough x
The fit
>>77438351
>>77438352
https://youtu.be/fhtQ9IDiX-4
>>77438428
>tfw they joked about him getting a heart attack and the actor died from a heart attack
>>77438462
don't like guests if i'm being honest
consider myself a jewish centrist
>lonely, rainy night
>no bf to cuddle with
just want to die
>London
never reply to me again
not even with tunes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
this is interesting
The extreme sensitivity to Jewish socio-political anxieties that has prevailed in the postwar West is notably losing its edge, in a way that doesn’t seem plausibly reversible.
Really don't rate /gay role play/ hours desu lads
>>77438535
whereabouts lad
>>77438548
It's great for trolling nerds on /tv/
>>77438444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_A
>>77438560
>role play
yeah hahaha... ha...
Like a rat in a cage
Pulling minimum wage
New York, I Love You
But you're bringing me down
>>77438453
you're not far off except I'm very pale cause I never see the sun and yes I'm certain you could
*runs away*
>>77438545
didn't know they carried anime in the tube
>>77438560
>role play
it's not
>>77438563
too embarrassed to say
Should I get up and clean my junk in the sink? I'm honestly too tired, I just want to wipe my cum into my belly.
don't like the smiths
simple as
>>77438565
how so?
>>77438583
*catches you*
show everyone what you look like
now
>>77438617
extremely overrated
>>77438617
shut up and post fucking machines
>>77437899
I reckon the empire will last forever
*looks into camera, grabs white wife*
>Trying to conversate with the so-called "Normies"
>They don't want to talk about politics
>They don't want to talk about the jewish question
>They don't want to talk about why D and D are ruining Game Of Thrones
>They DO want to talk about Love Island
>They DO want to talk about First Dates
>They DO want to talk about Kim and Kanye
How is someone supposed to make friends when people are so shit to talk to?
>>77438598
north? south?
>>77438588
are you implying that the guy who tells me daily to post my willy actually wants to see my willy?
not sure how to feel about this
>>77438599
putting the willy under the tap always makes it start weeing
>>77438620
There are a bunch of nerds there who are very much into Tolkien lore and obsess over little details, they absolutely rage when you deconstruct LOTR with a modern political filter
>>77438654
come on then let's see it x
would you fuck winona ryder?
>>77438652
n-north
>>77438654
I was always serious puerto rico x
hacks on my pc
>>77438648
my uncle once drunkenly talked about the Jewish question to my mate in a pub
my mate then messaged me immediately after asking if my family was a secret nazi family
doesn't help matters that we're descended from krauts lol
need a northern /brit/ bf
>>77438515
Fair enough although I'm sure wed get on like a house on fire
>>77438477
Flat swap la?
>>77438668
ah right
thought /lit/ would be more autistic like that
>>77438678
yes
she is like a sexy chipmunk
>>77438706
h-hi
walk pic june 12th 2014
if I torrent obscure torrents without seeding at all will seeders be able to detect that and cut off the transfer to me?
sick of winter sick of my job wish I was in Japan
>>77438547
bit rude
>>77438624
me on the right
would love to wank another man
just read 2 chapters of fellowship of the ring
>>77437285
anglo'd
>>77438733
'yes'
>>77438709
think /lit/ despises LOTR and genre fiction in general, which is why all the fantasy nerds post on /tv/ when they want to discuss LOTR, ASOIAF, Wheel of Time etc.
>>77438617
morrisey is a national treasure
selfie august 2016
>>77438648
>GOT
hmm yes very sophisticated non-normoid taste
>>77438737
you're a big guy
>>77438745
yeah so would I
>French pay 57% income tax
farting/shitting/screaming
>>77438730
e-east or west?
>>77438751
>america
>anglo
>>77438783
w-west...
pretty sure I'm under surveillance......my PC is hacked.......only way out is muder-suicide.........I'm sorry moosey
this is me 21 July 2017
G'day
>>77438737
you stole my picture >:(
Not sure if I'm gay... sort of feel like I'm going through that phase Mark went through in Peep Show. How do I know?
>>77438769
what a gut
he must eat some amount of sugar
>>77438757
really
>>77438795
manchester?
>>77438806
try wanking to thoughts of men or watching gay porn
you'll probably cum if you try it long enough but if you feel disgusted with yourself after you're probably not gay
4>>77438774
>>77438804
stole it from the 'dit
>>77438806
screeching at the thought of this happening in real life
>>77438745
>he didn't do this with his m8s when he was 12
missed out desu
he used to drive cars around norfolk this one there
>>77438781
umm no sweatie
god the 90s were so peaceful
>except of course for the whole balkans incident where slavs with accordions just killed it .. and that whole incident where a million africans literallty hacked a million other africans with machetes cause jungle reasons, and that time yeltsin kind of killed a load of people in chechnya before anyone in the west even knew chechya existed
so peaceful
>>77438548
weird it says written by grima wormtongue, sure it's nothing
Were Medieval people even happy?
>>77438832
>but if you feel disgusted with yourself after you're probably not gay
Couldn't that just be a moral thing though?
>>77438707
where are you located?
>>77438857
who gives a fuck about anything outside western europe and america
>>77438867
people adapt to their living conditions. of course they were happy. imagine all you've ever known is farming and living in a hut and you get to fuck a cute farm girl and raise a family and keep farming until you die, wouldn't you be happy?
>>77438857
those things don't matter
>>77438831
b-bolton
>>77438736
turtle
the bf's cum is dripping down my throat as I type this
>>77438883
Galway, you?
>>77438872
morality is intrinsically linked with sexuality
i've cummed thinking of men and cummed thinking of women, but i feel peaceful and happy after thinking of women and feel shame and disgust after thinking of men
your mind knows what's best for you
Phillip pullman is shit and writes awful books
*goes on a rampage*
>>77438831
>>77438902
can you just fuckkng stop with this little charade. Every other thread its
>p-pls be northern
You aren't going to meet and chances are one of you isn't even gay
can feel a real sphincter stretcher moving from the lower intestine into the rectum
should be a good one
>>77438907
oi oi alri?
>>77438929
>>77438857
as long as the slavs or africans kept their problems confined to their countries its fine.
time for bed lads
night x
love willy
you buy cat for 50 MSK ok?
>>77438916
bogger
>>77438951
you been practising your nip yea
>>77438947
shite directing
>>77438952
remember reading it in primary school. couldn't hold my attention at all. trash plots and trash style
>>77438947
p r a i s e k e k
>>77438929
fuck off
>>77438916
my pretty little Galway Girl
/
>>77438907
turtles gone sadly
i'm in love with the shape of poo
last night you were in my room
and now my bed sheets smell like poo
>>77438955
disgusting cat
>>77438995
would love to put my willy inside it
>>77438995
is that aloe vera? can you eat it?
feel so cynical and hollowed out
Am I white /Brit/?
>>77439008
what about this
>>77438916
inner west sydney
alri let's do it
>>77439030
looking a bit red on the nose
ah yes the communist misogynist is here
>>77439060
fuck off leftypol
>>77439030
in a word:
no
>>77438935
I'm definitely the gay one
roommate left his room with the door open
smells like the fucking tip in there
>>77439060
>>77439076
proof that obama was literally anti american: our debt nearly doubled during his presidency. 11.5 trillion when he came in, almost 20 trillion by the time he left. he was just leaking US dollars to his globalist friends.
>>77439077
this is actually true for men moreso than women
>>77439096
have you ever given him a wank
self harming with rage over the internet constantly disconnecting
>>77439110
this isn't /cum/ you spastic
>>77439115
lol are you real
men age better than womyn
>>77439110
but the banking collapse happened under bush and were caused by bill clintons deregulation
>>77439115
I think the rightwing mentality is that when men get old we totally become rich as fuck
>>77439055
>>77439082
>>77439146
not really. Loads of men are absolute messes by the time they're 30.
and anyway I meant that attitude, men are the ones who want the quick fuck and move on until one day they're 29 and single
i wish to die
men and women aren't equal
to believe they are is an extreme view
/brit/ vs australia
she's getting JUST'ed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gw5hLEOZ_U
>>77439182
There's nothing I want more than the sweet release of death
https://youtu.be/7U2cGyJTeAk?t=16m55s
>>77439044
having cold feet maybe another time
>>77439209
*does a sweet release all over yer maws face*
>>77439181
so what? men will shag any womyn and love any womyn they end up marrying.
womyn on the other hand are only interested in Chad Thundercock and when they're married lust for him at the same time.
>>77439215
no worries lad keep in touch ;;)
Honestly 4 year limited terms are the worst thing to happen to politics
The new leader promises to fix the mess, inherits the mess, can't fix it within 4 years because it's fucked, gets voted out to be replaced by the next guy who's foolish enough to promise he can fix it in 4 years
Why can't we just have a stable leader for a few decades
>>77439213
Are you fucking serious
Fuck off
ah yes, the virgin internet service
>>77439263
stop projecting
>>77439233
have you ever had a girlfriend
>>77439240
it's three years for us
>>77439257
Sky is literally the virgin internet service provider
hello will you guys be my friends
>>77439300
course he fucking hasn't
>>77439240
China with it's one party system is less myopic and can set out long term goals
>>77439300
mate he's too much of a sperg to even talk to the barbers what do you fucking think
>>77439233
delusional
men cheat more than women i guarantee it. That dating website for people looking to cheat is like 70-80% men
>>77439317
Okay. :]
>>77439317
sure x
>>77439317
yes
>>77439300
no lol why would I?
eagerly await the day when 190kg commits suicide on livestream
>>77439356
>>77439358
>>77439363
>>77439367
Will u b mai bf?? :3
>>77438444
personell army??
>>77439345
men in general use internet dating more, women would be more likely to cheat with one of their readily available orbiters
though I agree men probably cheat more than women