/brit/

swear 'tismo frog is unironically autistic. not as a joke but that he's actually fucked in the head in some way

http://www.strawpoll.me/13500714
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13500714
http://www.strawpoll.me/13500714
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13500714

need a bf lads

My manager would kick ur manager's bitch arse

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this is where he sleeps

I want a gf with a pusy

babestation

this frenchposter just seems quite mean spirited
foreign posters never really understand the humour of this general

>>77436722
glanced at the thumbnail and thought this picture was of a girl laying back with her legs spread. disappointed when i opened it.

i really gotta get laid!

I want a bf with big knackers

>>77436718
He could do better 2bh

autismoyank is trying to reverse the tide and attack me but its too late

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQioO4CZ7z0
>ywn destroy german tanks while this plays

wish I could be Night Me all of the time :c

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>>77436707

I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I've waited as my time's elapsed
Now all I do is live with so much fate
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact:
You cannot kill what you did not create

>>77436718
cringe

can't imagine being so obsessed about someone you constantly post about them in every thread just sad hope this 'tismo frog gets help soon really wish him well

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>foreign posters never really understand the humour of this general

autismoyank's dad is sharting himself in his coffin thinking about his disabled son

>>77436783
fuck up liam

frog is liam on a proxy
fooling no one liam

>>77436747
at least it is directed at a yank

>>77436760
what does it say on his stomach

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>mfw every /brit/ thread in the catalog is at the bump limit

once i was having a good poo and my brother was flicking the light on and off trying to annoy me and after screaming for 5 minutes i burst a blood vessel in my eye and went blind for 3 days[in one eye]

>>77436804
really opened up the ol' third eye

why do all the jewish posters here always fit /pol/ stereotypes lol

>>77436824
Small cock sissy loser.

>>77436828
lmao

>>77436760
haha

>>77436707
>>77436760
obese people are literally subhuman scum

top tier: americans from the south, englishmen
mid tier: irish, welsh, proxyfags, french
low tier: scots, north irish
bottom of the barrel tier: yanks

>>77436833
the nationalistic israelis are the stereotype of jews to a tee

>>77436828
he wanted to get into jackass

>>77436828
dying

>>77436833
/pol/ is sometimes right

Why do none of the jewish posters here ever pfm

>>77436833
Greater London

>>77436833
Zionists and white supremacists are literally the same

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>top tier: americans

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>>77436828

>>77436858
dude we no longer have a black president, its ok to love america again

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post slags

honestly have nowt wrong with autismoyank being angry at him distracts me from thinking about current problems

Love Corbyn
Hate Jews

Simple as

>>77436833
the depressed millionaire who posts fucking machines fits a stereotype?

who /reddit/ here

always get paranoid when I poo really hard that I'm going to burst a blood vessel

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who would you have fought for lads

>>77436828
literally crying with laughter rn

>>77436902
FOY

>>77436902
Europeans only liked you because of Obama.

dumb bradleyposter

>>77436902
This poster is Liam.

>>77436858
White americans from the south are Scots-Irish you mong

love /pol/
hate blacks
simple as

>>77436915
you can literally have a brain aneurysm and die but that's mostly in older people

>>77436905
looking good girls wit woo x x

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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/20/jacob-rees-mogg-tory-leader-no-laughing-matter

guardianistas sweating

>>77436912
Came here to say this.

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>love corbyn

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>>77436833
haha yeah NEETs like me totally manipulate the world behind the scenes

>>77436911
Wealthy Jew undermining birth rates in the West.

>>77436911
he doesn't even post here anymore
>>77436934
muh heritage!!

>>77436916
>he isn't a citizen of green ukraine
cyka blyat

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>>77436940
i'm nearly 24

Walked out of the liquor store with 4 (FOUR) bottles of Jameson in my undies.

>>77436953
's

love being drunk enough to see a post that annoys me but just close the thread because too blessed 2 b stressed

>>77436958
I'm English

>>77436953
almost like that's exactly what you would say hmm

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Immediately after World War I, the United Kingdom had the world's largest navy, followed by the United States and more distantly by Japan.

Japanese naval doctrine required the maintenance of a fleet 70% the size of that of the United States, which was felt to be the minimum necessary to defeat the United States in any subsequent war.

A major British demand was the complete abolition of the submarine, which had proved so effective against them in the war. However, that proved impossible, particularly as a result of French opposition.

Article XIX of the Treaty also prohibited Britain, Japan, and the United States from constructing any fortifications or naval bases in the Pacific Ocean. That was a significant victory for Japan, essentially guaranteeing that Japan would be the dominant power in the Western Pacific Ocean

autismoyank sells his mums sharts on craiglist

white people are vermin

>>77436974
Spectacular post

>>77436828
my right eye and my bumhole started itching at the same time after reading this

americans are great posters

love jews
hate zionism
simple as

Anyone watched It Comes at Night

any good?

>>77436958
literally posting this morning FOY

>>77437007
FOY on holiday

Got called a "dusty little nigger" on PSN

>>77437028
i'm english

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roasties BTFO

love football
hate racism

There's a very obvious surveillance van often parked in my street
Wonder who they're going after

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>>77436972
honestly wish i was a rich jew stereotype with the power to manipulate society

liam's dead father is doing too much sharts in his coffin its about to overflow

love racism
hate football

>>77436905
Ahh yes
The mid life crisis

₽₽₽Jacob Rees-Mogg₽₽₽

If a guy from a no name undergrad gets an MBA from Harvard, does that put him on the same playing field as a guy with no MBA but an undergrad from an elite school like Duke?

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reccy me a game to play lads

the runts are becoming confused and irate
>>>/g/61498079

>>77437059
you shouldn't disrespect people like that

>>77437041
AHHHHHHHH GREYWORM SAVE ME

>>77437048
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500612646349.webm

stop putting "Liam" and/or "autismoyank" on a fucking pedestal it just encourages them

Ignore or if you must respond to a yank simple type 'FOY'

love football
love pints
hate soccer
hate pakis

>>77437072
FOR PM

>>77437077
cannot imagine what would compel you to ask this question in this general
baffling creature

>>77437077
fuck off yank

never trust the Germans
always take things way too far

>>77437077
no

lewd anime girls

>>77437077
it puts him above the person with an undergrad from duke. duke's a good liberal college but it's not ivy league

>>77437053
Yockey unironically supported communism and anti-colonialism haha

>>77437087
what accent is this

>>77437056
yes, yes, trying to cover your tracks. we know your tricks *rolls her eyes*

>>77437087
saved for future use

>>77437114
So who is more elite?

>>77437112
excellent post

>>77437084
sorry if you got offensed x

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Why are American Protestants so fucking obsessed with Jesus? Why do they always talk about him and never mention God? It's like they worship Jesus above God

>>77437078
premier manager 97

lewd babestation girls

>>77437078
play with your nuts

love 2d
hate 3d
simple as

>>77437087
cool

ICH FRAGE EUCH, WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500606910015.webm

>>77437156
3d films make my eye tingle

>>77437117
Yes, I reckon so too. But is the gap in social stratification worth the extra years of investment in time and money to earn the much coveted Harvard MBA?

>>77437134
the harvard grad you fucking simpleton

>>77437146
it's because it's more convenient to worship an all forgiving aspect of god than the father, who punishes

>>77437168
manlet poisoned his own children

>>77437119
northwest montana accent

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hahahaha lads look at this image

what a silly snake, pretending to eat his best friend haha what a joker!

>>77436965
considered trying to steal liquor from my local store but i don't want to get caught and be banned from coming back haha

>>77437168
wish leaders did speeches like this today
maybe kids would get interested in politics

america has 1 accent

>>77437072
big fan

>>77437180
i'm STEM so i don't have to worry about paying shitloads to go to grad school since there's so much money out there for grants. so i wouldn't know

>>77437146
America is literally where we sent all our nutters. Bear in mind that these were people who somehow managed to be too weird and insufferable even for Cromwellian England and nothing there should surprise you.

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>>77437168
Ja

>>77437194
what a runt

>>77437191
fantastic post

>>77436965
GOOD lad!

>>77437195
They do sweetie
...And his name is Jeremy Corbyn :)

I have a very large video game backlog and don't know what to play.

>>77437117
Ok but what if the undergrad is from an Ivy League like Princeton?

>>77437146
Jesus is God lad. You obviously didn't pay much attention in school

>>77437146
jesus actually comes around here once every couple of decades, usually only stays for a few months and goes to a couple of cities. and whenever he does show up we all get together with him and party like motherfuckers, so naturally we gravitate towards christ

>>77437168
what an utter retard

>>77437118
he would have been slaughtered by modern commies for insulting feminism
state of the left

>>77437191
Why does not he just slither out of his friend's mouth?

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>>77437216
Try this one on for size then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

just got called a libertarian fascist in the guardian comments section

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*wades towards you*

listening to lana del bae lads

>>77436677
>tfw he lost

>>77437229
fuck off tarquin

>>77437250
S M A S H E D
L
A
M
M
E
D

>>77437168
this webm was way too loud

>>77437227
pretty sure he doesn't scream at the top of his lungs about getting extra living space

>>77437227
corbyn is actually a terrible speaker
this is the best speech by a Labour politician i've heard in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj26SJAJhBY

>>77437250
is he ok

how to know you've drank too much: you see a pic of theresa may and think "aye, i would"

>>77437243
>guardian
>comments section

Good one.

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Before the American Civil War, Southern interests attempted to have the United States purchase Cuba

Again, in the 1890s, the United States was interested in purchasing colonies from Spain, specifically Cuba, but Spain refused.

At the same time, the U.S. became interested in a canal either in Nicaragua, or in Panama, to quickly move fleets between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

Assistant Navy secretary Theodore Roosevelt quietly positioned the Navy for attack before the Spanish–American War was declared in April 1898.

First Madrid declared war, and Washington then followed suit.

Nearly all of the remaining Spanish Empire, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Philippines were ceded to the United States.

The collapse of the Spanish Empire was a profound shock to Spain's national psyche.

>>77437210
the puritans weren't actually oppressed in England. Thats just a lie that yanks tell themsleves about their founders. The puritans were angry that britain was promoting religious tolerance and allowed other sects of christianity to exist in britain. They moved to america so they could discriminate

*wastes my potential*

>>77437282
theres someone on this thread that would shart theresa may even sober

>>77437211
why do the good guys always lose?

>>77437253
Post choons.

>>77437283
baffling post
the guardian has a comments section

>>77437267
>telling a king to fuck off
It's like you want me to order your decapitation

>>77437195
it's irritating how the quality of a speech is often detached from it's content.

some of the greatest speeches have had absolute nonsense of content but amazing delivery and formatting
>>77437278
always thought he was a bit of a cunt

and i'm not even a corbynite, i somehow still find myself charmed by blair.

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>>77437250
not very comfy

*sharts in frenchies mouth*
Egalitè. Libertë. Fraternitə.

>>77437250
dont know if its the refraction or if the cat is hench

>>77437200
had several but thanks to media has merged into one

>>77437331
Yeah, but they normally close it when the comments section goes against their point of view.

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>>77437327

>>77437330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlf9e9PnJZM

>>77437352
They won in the end desu

>>77437330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiEj0LBwhQM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9ZykEJuFrI

mobb deep n all dat

Which European nation would you love us to go to war with?

>>77437367
was more making a joke about the ludicrousness of a libertarian fascist desu

This frog is an irritating cunt

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>>77437352

>>77437377
Sitting in my PJs eating chocolate crying to this. ;(

>>77437384
scotland

>>77437384
norway
they're really rich, dont have any EU backing them up and have a small population and therefore army

>>77437400
pics

>>77437384
ukraine
would love to wipe that country out

*eats mackerel*
*dies*

>>77437384
iceland for the cod war revenge

>>77437400
me and my ex used to listen to this but now shes with tyrone

Poo in bum
Wee in willy
Cum in fanny
Snot in nose
Spit in mouth
Sick in tummy
Phlegm in throat
Blood in veins
Calcium in pineal
Sweat in pits
Pus in wound

cat is hugging me

OPEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THEEEEEEE CUUUUUUUUURTAINS
SINGING BIRDS TELL ME TEAR THE BUILDINGS DOWN

>>77437384
perfidious albion

>>77437384
germany.

would love to destroy them for the umpteenth time and knock those smug cunts down a peg or two.

post jungle music

So has ISIS been defeated or what?

>>77437432
pics xx

>>77437384
France

love tuna

>>77437421
Пpивeт, Ивaн

>>77437432
pics

>>77437431
let me cum in your fanny x

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>Nicola Vincenzo "Nicky" Crane (21 May 1958 – 8 December 1993) was a British neo-Nazi activist. He came out as gay before dying from an AIDS-related illness in 1993.

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>>77437440
for them to be defeated they would need to exist to begin with

>>77437210
kek, makes sense, good post

>>77437459
Only if you let me spit in your mouth

sometimes I wonder what it's like to shag a fox

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a potato famine perhaps?

>>77437421
Russian student in Imperial

>>77437146
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500630864097.webm

>>77437485
probably feels a lot like violating an animal that wants to get away

>>77437466
Michael Kuhnen was better

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_K%C3%BChnen

sometimes i wonder what its like to shag an attractive human female that is roughly my age

>>77437481
done in a second
no going back on this
i'll meet you in the wellington airport toilets tomorrow noon

>>77437445
oy vey

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Genuinely, honestly loathe this country.

>>77437384
Malta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pijr5GJsgXo

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>muh heritage can

>>77437456
>>77437496
not russian
just recognise that ukraine is a fake joke of a country full of nato shits and waffen ss fanboys
simple as

>>77437438
This. Should have absolutely rekt them after WWII.

Look at the mess they've created now.

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>>77437242
CHOON
looked it up and found a better version (the song it sampled) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA6d27dwLDY

>>77437506
>was a maoist
>turned himself to nazism after
classic case of the sheltered mong who fantasize about killing people

can i have some "you" before bed lads
feeling emosh

>>77437383
that song was written about ballyfermot

>>77437450
Love John West tuna in sunflower oil. Eat it right out the tin.

>>77437539
x

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>>77437518
nothing personnel francois

>>77437531
nothing wrong with NATO
keeps you commie runts wetting in your beds

77437539
yeah su- *slips*
haha whoops what an I like xx

>>77437384
Well our government is already at war with its own people.

>>77437432
he's spreading his cheeky toxoplasmosis the cheeky feline haha x

>>77437542
>anything south of the liffey

trash

>>77437289
You can't really trust anything they say about themselves because it's always warped and distorted

>>77437538
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Mahler

>>77437532
>This. Should have absolutely rekt them after WWII.
this tbqh
should've been split up completely
prussia, bavaria, rhineland to france, schleswig holstein to denmark etc

one day ill be such a normie that i'll have tons of tinder matches and like ill jump on and troll them in my free time.....

>>77437567
Fuck off Jeremy

National Socialism and Miussolini's fascism wasn't extreme enough.

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>>77437536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKiRgcbB6sQ

Unironically may go for a midnight rainy drive blaring some CHOOOOONS

puerto rico? more like pooto peeco lmoa

>>77437562
i'm not scared of nato. even modern russia, as crippled and corrupt as it is, manages to make a mockery of it

>>77437577
northside monkey

>>77437599
the virgin aspiration

>>77437590
the utter state

>>77437607
Jeremy is part of the problem. I was referring to how the government is enacting the great replacement of actual, native British people.

>>77437621
>he literally has a double barrel name

howling

>gas and leccy

Imagine the utter fucking provincial mongoloid who says this

>>77437440
no though their de facto capital is currently under siege and is likely to continue to be so for many more weeks

>>77437654
God bless

do you ever have memories where you cringe at your past self. memories that are so disgusting to you that you physically react

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>>77437654

*sad*

>>77437650
are you from that london?

>>77437648
What's wrong with that?

DES PA CITO

>>77437670
yeh of course

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>>77437615
did NOT know I missed House this much
it's been a long time
post more x

>>77437670
yes. do you think anyone else remembers that stuff but you?

imagine actually using the term "provincial"
londoners think they're medieval lords

>>77437650
Tarquin

>>77437670
pretty sure everyone does

>>77437670
not physically but yes
ususally think about how much of a runt i was back then

how do i get on love island

>>77437695
it's just one lad (black)

>The French socialist
>The Puerto Rican communist
>The Mexican Stalinist
>The German Neoliberal
need them out of business

the irish can stay

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in 22 hours and 8 minutes it will be work tomorrow

>>77437710
be a dreamboat x

>>77436677
You cheeky cunt, you're probably the one who made the Carlyle thread earlier.

>>77437710
take a ferry

>>77437718
since when does not being a rorke = being a commie

>>77437648
Hardly. Cherry orchard man through and through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lncyvgKWt4

I am your king and you are are all my loyal subjects.

>>77437718
>>The Mexican Stalinist
i thought he liked trotsky and hitler

>>77437695
>>77437717
there are multiple londoners

Just seen an urban fox lads right outside my window. A lot bigger than the rural fox I seen last week.

Where I used to live in the countryside one used to come round our house and we'd feed it. Poor rural foxys are starving. :(

>>77437725
already am mate what do i do then

>>77437696
faggot

>>77437718
sounds like the cast of a comedy heist film

>>77437670
It keeps me up at night tbqh. It's why I'll only go to sleep when I'm absolutely fucking exhausted to the extent that when head touches pillow. I'm off, consequences the next day be damned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_YvqX-2yOI&list=RDc19fqFXPfWI&index=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx6oykKGag8&index=10&list=RDc19fqFXPfWI

>>77437758
yeah and none are white

>>77437718
forgot the Leicester commie

Real Communism has never been tried.

I imagine brazil and Mexico as people blasting despacito and dancing in the street all day

>>77437758
one main one who is obsessed with Northerners (the Greater London reddit flag)

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having strange compulsion to scream poo at the top of my lungs lads

miss the carefree fays of jacking off to the pussycat dolls music videos

>>77437764
remember reading in the beavers annual that if you wanted to see a fox you should just go and fuck up your rubbish bags and fling it everywhere overnight

>>77437723
thats pretty late, what do you do for work

>>77437771
mboko

>>77437764
pics? x
>>77437789
do it

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>>77437775
Fuck, music is for you, Puertobro
>>77437693

provincials is the most effective way to label those who live outside london

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>>77437803

wish i had my own late night radio show lads

>>77437812
lmao

>>77437807
No, it's called "non-muslim"

>>77437751
*starts sucking your cock*

i'll even eat your ass, master

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>>77437751

Shia are kuffar. What, who could do anyfink about it?

>>77437821
You make me laugh. Very good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1txVyyLkb6g&list=RDc19fqFXPfWI&index=17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNyTXqtZTlE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THqXD6XGoUA&list=LL89bNUUyEsEFQtRRjpp0kVg&index=53

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rir1WzZqwxE

looking forward to this

>>77437837
did nothing wrong

>>77437837
did everything wrong

>>77437693
*slips you a dose of good ecstasy*

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>>77437775
I used to be like that. You're making me feel like a nostalgic runt la

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sometimes i like to listen to loud music - a very niche interest

>>77437899

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>>77437846
all of those are trash. heres some choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mudDzKVgGPI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVbbunAWyvE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjleZo5UfLQ