Why do Americans get a total solar eclipse all to themselves?

>>77435041
depending on where you are in canada, it might be a shorter drive for you than for some of us.
but to answer your question, that's because our fat asses eclipse everything anyway. especially our neighbors.

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>>77435122
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in.html
at least it's partial here

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>>77435122
>especially our neighbors.

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>>77435041
Not looking forward to my state's feeble infrastructure being jammed up with eclipse tourists tbqh.

this eclipse has a lot of profecies attached guys, be careful

It's compensation from God for them having to be Americans.

>they get a few moments of darkness
>I get months of pitch black night in winter
>no sunrise
Get on out level plebs.

>>77435249
seriously, the closest point of totality is like a 3 hour drive from where i am. but it will probably turn into a 10 hour nightmare. each way.

>>77435384
it is actually a defining moment in our history. not even memeing. that's a unique chance to impress the new generation of millennials.

>>77435413
god is american

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>live in the full eclipse zone
>staying in side all night
and none of you can stop me

>>77435041
G-d hates Canadians

Just found out about the eclipse a few days ago but I've already booked my flight that is going to through the then former zone of totality one week later. Fuck this.

I could've seen this from the plane.

>>77435501
It's actually going to be start a bit after 10 AM, so you won't miss anything.

>>77435501
>staying in side all night
>solar eclipse
anon...

>>77435413
God has blessed us though.

>>77435602
kek which time zone? west coast?

>>77435692
Yeah, 10 AM PDT. It'll end in Charleston at 2:48 PM, EDT.

>>77435624
perhaps he means the solar eclipse night. all two minutes of it

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>>77435669
>12 million people live in the path of totality
but some of us are more blessed apparently. sigh

>>77435821
Notice how it complete passes over SF and SC gets the bulk of it?

>>77435901
haha true, it is happening. the south will rise again. right after the solar eclipse.