/brit/

maisie

starting to think a average and entirely unremarkable existence might not be so bad lads

is not going out /brit/ approved?

>>77432426
better than fame, not even joking how awful would that be

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economic conservatism/social liberalism is the future

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annie to be haych

>>77432450
Alri Trump

bucks what are you doing

what is it about mcdonalds gherkins that makes them so disgusting? I actually really like gherkins but the first thing i do when i get a mcdonals is pull out those disgusting floppy discs and lob them at something (very effective for sticking to ceilings and walls). They just taste like petrol

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>tfw 27 and still kissless

got my phd at 26 lads

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cute lads

>>77432438
i have a herpes test on the way, doctor says i'm just a paranoid aspie. if i have herpes though we should hang out and talk about having herpes and stuff, it'd be cool

love the stone roses

>>77432475
how do you cope?

alan the type of arab to get re-directed to a BTS MUC by the conseillère d'orientation

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494288701709.webm

>Ah yes look at this horrible regressive society, I'm so glad things have improved since then

egg

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The lads

>>77432475
In a country where prostitutes are legal, that's a shame.

>>77432475
must no be trying lad
no excuses for that

>>77432475
*kisses you*

>The Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas, Sopranos is a bunch of retards spouting nonsense and playing hard. There are millions of idiots who take those stupid things literally.
>t. frenchfag who has transcended art

>Collet Barker (46), was last seen on 29 April 1831 swimming across the mouth of the Murray River and disappearing over a sand dune on the other side. Several days later the crew of his ship Isabella were informed by local Indigenous people that he had been killed after being mistaken for a whaler or sealer, and was speared to death.[495]

bloody abos

>>77432512
yeah its literally a bunch of nazis mate, pretty fucking regressive

>>77432524
that kid definitely posts here

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>>77432524
me on the right

>>77432475
I want to die a virgin desu

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>>77432512
you can genuinely go to jail for posting this btw

>>77432499
Not that bad, I don't get hard ons anymore.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13499647
http://www.strawpoll.me/13499647
http://www.strawpoll.me/13499647

lads how to be slightly less lonely for the rest of the night

>>77432539
PNL isnt quite similar to that now is it

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Is it Seltic or Keltic

>>77432524
Heulen, schrein, kreischen usw.

>>77432512
cor they really loved their swastikas didn't they?

>>77432576
keltic you YANK MONG

>>77432569
mdma

>>77432524
i laugh every time. fuckin aussies

found out my scale's full of shit and i weigh 201lbs not 214 like it's been saying the past month i've been dieting. cheap chink shit from amazon, not even once

>>77432569
Ill come over with some dark fruits?

>>77432544
leftypol

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love the EU

>>77432573
Never respond to obvious bait. Like the québécon, he'll post anything to get attention.

>>77432573
You haven't watched their videos. It's the most realistic depiction of drug dealing gangs in french suburbs ever made. "La Haine" Looks like Helene et le garcons in comparison.

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>>77432584
What about

>>77432576
Seltic if referring to the football club

Keltic if the ethnkc group

>>77432598
yeah mate, only lefties think the nazis were regressive

i don't wanna be alone in my bedroom
writing messages you won't read
i don't wanna be alone in my bedroom
on the internet, wasting time

>>77432631
i'm not your mate

love europe hate america simple as

>>77432597
where are you

Lets just go back to beating up trannies and communists until they leave. This whole "lets pretend its okay to flaunt your mental illness in public" thing just hasn't worked out well at all.

Will try to do an 8 hours night of sleep tonight to acquire more gainz and alphamale.

>>77432648
alri sheed

>>77432569
couple of beers and music/film/podcast

podcasts are really good sometimes because it's usually a couple of people having a funny chat and it's almost like having friends

whod win in a cage match if the two french lads and the algerian were thrown into one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmoYpJIUWhY

>>77432660
'ra 't

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>>77432631

>>77432649
north

>>77432648
rasheed

tights

>>77432611
I've seen the 4 "short films"
in terms of films, it's really poor but lets not talk about that
but in terms of reality, it's also poor as fuck. it's no the wire. PNL are glorifying drug dealing as it was easy or good on the long term. this shit either leaves you dead, broke or in jail
its also very far from reality its sugarcoated so inbred mongs from normandie believe the ghettos are some kind of living fantasy
overall really poor, i legit think you're kinda bright sometimes but about PNL you're wrong

>>77432480
you'd know if you had genital herpes mate. the trouble is there's no real way to test for it after the intial outbreak of sores. I was tested for it and it came back negative, but I 100% certainly do have it, I know because I passed it on to another girl not long after.

If you catch it, your dick will begin with a little itching over a few days, then swell, then it'll be covered in red sores, all over, and it's constantly uncomfortable. After I had the intital outbreak they have never ever come up again and my dick has looked perfectly normal since. some people get recurring outbreaks, but I only ever had the first one, it was like 5 years ago too.

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>>77432512
garish bluster

Would the world be a better place if women had male brains?

>>77432664
>>77432695
'ke

>tfw British neighbors

>>77432668
One is a druggie manlet and the other hasn't left his room in 71 days. Would subjugate them into submission using my eye contact and voice tone alone, I bet

>>77432722
wish that swastika was my knackers

>>77432665
>couple of beers
already done that and the rest
>podcasts are really good sometimes because it's usually a couple of people having a funny chat and it's almost like having friends
noted for future reference
>>77432688
oh

>Cracks on the underside of the bridge at Kew Gardens station were spotted by a retired structural engineer from Australia who was on holiday in Britain. He took pictures and raised concerns, and Richmond council said it had ordered urgent works at the site.

>Quy Le, 81, a retired civil engineering lecturer at Melbourne’s Monash University, said he became “alarmed” at the state of the structure while on a trip to visit Kew Gardens with wife Evelyn, 71, last week.

state of British pooginering

>>77432723
there's no such thing as a "male brain"

>>77432629
Really gets the neuric streams flooding their figurative watersheds.

>>77432665
I do this way too much. Sometimes find myself making comments out loud like I was there. Pretty sad t b h

I'm ugly

>>77432739
>5'8 half a man talking about manlets

>>77432668
Don't need the parisian.

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>come and join me on the bed anon

>>77432722
Yeah you're probably right let's just replace them with millions of millions of third worlders.

>>77432749
Yes there is

t. has one

>>77432773
could beat your arse

any podcasts about william the conquerer?

>>77432776
no

>>77432709
>drug dealing leaves you dead or in jail

m8... only the ones you hear about. do you honestly think every drug dealer ends up dead or in jail, and none of them end up retiring young with a wad of laundered money?

A lot of people do it to supplement their working income with cash so they can save more. And a lot of people do that very successfully their whole lives

>>77432776
*tosses a grenade through the door*

>>77432788
Sure you could city boy

>>77432779
that would be for the best
the germans are a stain on europe
good riddance

Wish the Irish would die desu

any poocasts about william the conquerer?

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>>77432776
but i don't want to

how do i stop doing SO much cocaine?

>>77432776
*sets the cladding alight*

>>77432712
i had some redness in a spot but he says he thinks it's just where her pube stubble chafed me. it's already going away 2 days later and he put me on herpes medicine, but i read that herpes medicine doesn't even stop outbreaks after they start. it's good you haven't had outbreaks since your first, isn't it true that you're only contagious during and shortly before an outbreak?

>>77432823
follow in your uncle's footsteps you mean?

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>wish the irish would die desu

>>77411406
Jay-Kay is a bad example for mocking posters because Mr. Jamiroquai has made rather cool music.

don't really blame the germans for chimping out during the 30s and 40s desu

My uncle died once

>>77432803
>A lot of people do it to supplement their working income with cash so they can save more
here the ones dealing are little ghetto runts who were taught they had no other opportunities in life.
of course some have it easier than others but the ones in the ghettos, for them it's a dead end

>>77432816
am resting in a village currently actually
260 souls in it. not a wog in sight

any audio books about harold hardrada?

>>77432837
share it

Playing with my nippples

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I don't deserve to live
I don't want to live

>>77432769
I know this is the internet, but memes aside, 5'8 is universally average. Reason why I don't get most people's obsession with height (either short guys thinking it explains their failure or tall guys who've been told that it entitles them to some free shit and can't explain their failure). It's literally a neutral factor for a guy like me.

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business idea

>>77432867
You're from britanny, right?

>>77432875
life is suffering, bucko

>>77432837
q.: how do you stop doing SO much cocaine?
a.: you just stop doing SO much cocaine.

>>77432874
pics x

>>77432891
>5'8 is universally average
yes but not in europe
it's very smol

t. 5'8

>>77432896
nah the alps on my dads side
scandinavian on my mums side

>>77432837
ask yourself WHY you are doing it

>>77432891
>5'8 is universally average
completely and utterly wrong
you are from a manlet country and you are living in an turbo-manlet country
5'8 is freakishly tiny in britain

just curious. do any corbyn voters genuinely believe that he wont flood us with refugees at the first opportunity he gets? or do you realize that's the case and not care, or is that literally the reason you're voting for him? (last one is the paki option)

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>>77432900
I refuse to subjugate myself to it any longer

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>>77432893
>Reading

'k 'f 'd 'e 's

>>77432935
most corbyn voters don't really care about immigration

>>77432935
>or do you realize that's the case and not care
yeah

>>77432935
where in the labour manifesto does it say he's going to "flood" the country with refugees?

>>77432919
In Europe too tbqh. At least in the habitable parts where it's not freezing cold. I have nothing to do there anyway kek.

>>77432925
makes me feel like a big man

>>77432950
't 'd 'u 'n 'y 's ?

>>77432939
I've considered suicide in the past. I've got a Beretta so it's doable but my dad doesn't deserve it and I still enjoy a few daily pleasures.

any infographics about the relation between race and crime?

nearly finished my third bottle of koppaberg mixed fruit

seeing double lads

>>77432867
did le Tourists go past on their vélos?

Alri thainonce

The young get cremated when they die for some reason. Had 4 m8s die since 2013 and all of them were cremated.

>>77432550
Remain pure
That's the spirit

>>77432996
>You've got a gun
You have no idea how insanely envious I am of you, I'd give anything for something that would instantly, easily and painlessly end it all right fucking now.

>>77433012
rip ur m8s, m8

>>77432891
>5'8 is universally average

Best joke I've heard all week. neck yourself you tiny, tiny man

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she's amazing

>>77432842
No. you're literally always contagious, forever. Using a condom severely limits the possibilty of transmission, but it's still possible even with a condom. it's not spread by fluids, it's spread by skin to skin contact. It's a smaller chance of passing it on to someone else if you're not having an outbreak, but there's always around a 10% chance, even when your dick appears totally normal.

You dont have herpes if it was just one spot mate. The test is useless anyway.

>>77433012
bit selfish to get burned. im getting buried so nature can get from me what i took from it. call me a hippy but i think thats fair 2bh.

>>77433003
yes actually they went through the village

>>77432477
Well done dood

>>77433000
laugh at me all you want but I do actually get tipsy off a few mixed fruits yet vodka gives me nothing

>>77432928
>5'8 is freakishly tiny in britain
First of all it's not "freakishly tiny", and northern shitholes are literally the part of the world that makes the tallest humans. That's like saying that you're a giant among pigmees. Not a reference at all.

>>77433034
lol who uses a landline these days

So really when you runts off yourself thinking there will be some glamorous burial service, they're really just gonna burn your ass and dump the ashes in some lake or whatever

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>>77433000
fucking bullshit, no way you'd still be alive
I had half a bottle once and I was in hospital for three weeks, they were amazed I even survived

>>77432482
They're the official band of /brit/ now

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anyone else have a clingy socially anxious gf?

getting a bit sick of mine tbqh

>>77433031
no h8, dude, but if you're that suicidey, you'd find a way

>>77433012
what's wrong with that?
upon death people should have their organs taken if needed and then be cremated

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>>77432874

love stroking the nips as i stroke into this

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Pudsey died

get the stone roses mixed up with queens of the stone age

>>77432983
obviously no party would ever put that in their manifesto you feucking mongoloid melt. where did it say in tony blairs manifesto he would invade iraq?

prized spacker, you are.

gonna get buried, then when a zombie apocalypse reanimates me i can laugh at all the cremationcucks

>>77433067
I keep trying I'm just really shit at it and I honestly don't have a lot at my disposal

>>77432602
Shame about brexit

>>77433055

it's a hotel room

>>77433072
hated that stupid runt
wasn't impressive in the slightest

>>77433072
RIP doggo

>>77433091
pretty sure Brits can get shotguns

>>77433072
Who went to watch this? What possible market could there be?

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>>77433062
>c-could you beat me up

>>77433068
Nobody will see your ashes as a reminder that you once existed. Personally I'd like a nice simple headstone so someday people will walk by and at least think "Hmm, he was a person."

>>77433033
>(either short guys thinking it explains their failure or tall guys who've been told that it entitles them to some free shit and can't explain their failure).

>>77433102
I can't

>>77432801
Bumping this

>>77433055
If you got out more you'd know hotels have them to call the reception you poof

>>77432671
didn't like this film tbqhwy

>>77433062
Not sick of her but mine does this a bit.

Pretty much "ok"s everything with me first because she's worried about what I'll think. Must've told her a million times I'll love her no matter what but she's still really anxious to please me.

It's cute for a bit but after a while it becomes a pain in the ass. Feels like she cant make a decision for herself.

>>77433119
why not?

>>77433103
beethoven, babe, homeward bound.

>haytch

>>77432935
>realize
FOY

>>77432842
>it's just where her pube stubble chafed me.

god thats so hot
i cant wait to get laid

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>/brit/

>>77433111
you can still have a headstone if you're cremated

eating a cake

>>77433131
many reasons, history of depression being the main one, it's a bit sick that I'm forced to live and not be allowed to end it if I want to

>>77433176
Beachy Head m8

>>77433034
woah there


name? shes super cute

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>>77433075
/brit/ national anthem
https://youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs

daenerys is chatting bollocks again
no sweetie you weren't born to rule the seven kingdoms

viserys was x

>>77433154
mmmmmm who's this handsome hunk

>>77433176
so it's difficult to get an easy way to kill someone, in this case yourself? good

>>77433012
burial is a recent concept

cremation has been the way for millenia before we had shovels (smell of death would attract bears and tigers etc)

prefer cremation myself. don't like the idea of being in a coffin with a big dirty headstone with some stupid 'he was the best guy ever. a real human bean' engraving no-one actually believes. rather have my ashes tossed about an area of my liking and have a more ethereal connection with it

>>77432990
'd 'r 'f

>>77433199
was listening to this 10 mins ago lol

>>77433038
internet says the tests are better nowadays and don't do false positives much anymore. before the 70's there was apparently no stigma against herpes, it was just seen as fever blisters on your dick. maybe one day things will go back to that since it's not life threatening whatsoever, apart from maybe someone committing suicide from the stigma

boreddddd

>>77433156
Thats just a fancy rock

You need a head there

You think people would like their ashes getting mixed together back in the corners of the furnace? Surely they can't scrape them all out after every use, "Hey theres like half of Patrick's childhood memories and the goop from Diana's implants in that crevice back there."

>>77433193
Sounds like a good idea to me.
>>77433232
Wouldn't ever want to kill someone. Just myself. Don't see what's wrong with that.

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>>77433058
youd better believe it

im hard

>>77433209
viserys - stupid idiot sexist piece of shit
daenerys - benevolent feminist YAAASSS QUEEN

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>>77433199
Nah unironically it's this
https://youtu.be/4aQtqwIqnvE

Literally the perfect song for /brit/

>brutalism
>bad
jesus you le born in the wrong era cunts are tiresome

>>77433273
post room

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>>77433222
A typical British lad.

>>77433246
Wanna play never have I ever? :3

>>77433111
You should be remembered by your deeds or by nothing. Do you think people stumble across Napoleon's mausoleum and think 'I wonder who this Napoleon fellow was?'

>>77433273
grim

thought the /brit/ anthem was parklife

How easy would it be to trick the Swiss in to euthanising me?

>>77433287
brutalism is not of this era either, it's a 20th century gimmick that didn't last long

>>77433309
That's way too obvious

>>77433266
you can kill yourself if you want, but you can't buy a killing tool easily, because surprisingly they work whichever direction you point them
on a fun side note, i lived near a farmer who got arrested for sawing off his shotgun, which he did because he couldn't reach the trigger if it was posted against his head haha

brit herpes poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13499890

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>77433273

>>77433237
I just use condoms and have been safe thus far. If I find a girl I like and was thinking about having a relationship with, I would tell her of course. It's very easy to forget I have it since I literally never have any symptoms at all, ever. Sucks though

Always wrap your chap.

>>77433309
pretty sure we agreed it was No Surprises

>>77433273
bet you're a fat shit

>>77433176
Indeed, when he thought about it, he realized that he totally disapproved of the modest, modern trend, consisting of having yourself cremated and your ashes scattered somewhere in the heart of the countryside, as if to show more clearly that you were returning to its bosom and mixing again with the elements. And even in the case of his dog, who died five years before, he’d made a point of burying it—placing next to its little corpse, at the moment of burial, a toy he’d particularly liked—and erecting a modest monument to it, in the garden of his parents’ house, in Brittany, where his father himself had died the previous year, and which he had chosen not to sell, with the idea perhaps that they, he and Hélène, would go and spend their retirement there. Man was not a part of nature, he had raised himself above nature, and the dog, since its domestication, had also raised itself above it, that’s what he thought in his heart of hearts. And the more he thought about it, the more it seemed to him impious, even though he didn’t believe in God, the more it seemed to him in ”some way anthropologically impious, to scatter the ashes of a human being on the fields, the rivers or the sea, or even, as he remembered had been done by that clown Alain Gillot-Pétré, who had been considered in his time as having given a flush of youth to weather reporting on television, in the eye of a cyclone. A human being had a conscience, a unique, individual, and irreplaceable conscience, and thus deserved a monument, a stele, or at least an inscription—well, something which asserts and bears witness to his existence for future centuries; that’s what Jasselin truly believed.

>>77433310
rent a kayak. tie a heavy dumbbell to your fit with a padlock and chain or zip tie. jump out of kayak

>>77433322
hahaha I fucking hate this country

>>77433322
>arrested
literally how did they find out

went to russia the other week lads, saw this "lenin" fellow
dunno what he did but his body was cool

literally dying to get my first std

>>77433323
shant be voting on that. i'll be the only one.

>>77433329
as long as you just have herpes on your dick that works but some people have it where condoms don't cover. just stay safe lad xx

>>77433357
How would that convince them to euthanise him? Is that to demonstrate his commitment or something?

>>77433309
Nah senpai it's Japan - Visions of China

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i genuinely hate bucks now

>>77433386
why

>>77433363
the police occasionally pop round to gun owners houses to make sure everythings all good

hahahaa that one herpes vote
>>77433377
give him some solidarity lad

>>77433386
:3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJTclbBKxKk
NOPE.

Gonna go ahead and start putting money away for a plot in a cemetery. Not doing the whole "burnt in a bag in a box off an assembly line" thing. Not havin it.

/brit/ anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

news flash: fucking everyone has herpes, ok?

>>77433044
in what département?
my guess: Jura

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put a fucking double barreled shotgun against my head and pull the trigger for fucks sake

gonna sell the xans i have when i get back in town

>why yes i do care what happens to my body when i die and all the useful organs have been stripped out of it
no one wants to see your obese bloated corpse

>>77433430
what's wrong lad
the /brit/ lads are always here for you

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poignant

>>77433413
what if it turns out that your soul feels that and being cremated sends you to hell

>>77433429
haute loire actually

>deaf people
wish they'd all bugger off

>>77433413
Right so you'd much rather be eaten by worms?

>>77433428
1 in 6 they say

>>77433378
was just my bell end.

>>77433430
glock in the back of the mouth targeted at brain stem would be better

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>what if it turns out that your soul feels that and being cremated sends you to hell

>>77433480
well, its about to be 1 in 5 once that herpes test gets back

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>>77433449
can't bare the idea of living another fucking day it's all so fucking tedious, torturous and shit

>>77433430
suicidal feelings are nowt more than feelings, they'll pass

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>>77433386 >>77432466
whom?

>>77433510
have you tried being yourself

>>77433509
don't see what you mean, if i had herpes would you mean that it'd be 2 in 6 since me and the other guy?

>>77433489
Shaun

Classic Shaun.

post velos

>>77433510
that's your condition speaking, the idea of living isn't so bad

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>>77433512
I've had them for ten years and they've been literally non-stop for an entire year

imagine if there was a mistake and you got cremated alive

/brit/ anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

>>77433419
Unironically this

>>77433540
go on herpes dating websites and get a dece herpes gf who feels insecure enough about it to be on a herpes dating website

>>77433465
>>77433473
HE PUT THE BONES IN A BLENDER

fucks sake

*bites you*

>put some dip in upper lip cuz lower is fukt
>fixing placement constantly cuz gravity
>forget to wash my hands after
>rub eyes
>wintergren baccy in my eyes

jdimsa

going to ___'s barbeque and getting the large chicken dinner for the protein, and brunswick stew, green beans and macaroni as sides. r8 the dinner? gonna cost about $11

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>live next to a major rail line

horny lads
might make a bad decision

>>77433527
i was saying that the statistic of 1 in 6 people having herpes will change to be more common in the world when the guy whos getting a herpes test gets his test back

was just joking about it being changed that much from 1 person, you see

what's worse?
nationalists pretending to care about the working class because they hate immigrants?
or socialists pretending to care about the working class because they hate the rich?

>>77433620
post your rock hard cock x

>>77433613
I find it soothing. Now an airport, that's a different matter.

>>77433595
*scoffs* such a filthy habit

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giv brit gf

>>77433640
but nationalism and socialism are working class movements, anon

>>77433640
first one isn't as hypocritical and has more of a basis in reality

>>77433640
Socialists pretending most of the working class aren't nationalists and calling them privileged from their Apple Iphone in the comfort of their parent's $400,000 home with the AC on.

https://youtu.be/ZvwP3ZXSGpY

picture makes me laugh

If you want to put an end to mimetic rivalry, you must surrender everything to your rival. This will suffocate rivalry at its core. This is not a matter of political strategy; it is much easier and more fundamental. If the other places outrageous demands on you—because he is already under the spell of mimetic rivalry—he expects that you play along and attempt to outdo him. The only way to take the wind out of his sails is to do the exact opposite: Instead of outbidding him, yield to him doubly as much. If he demands that you run a mile, run two. If he strikes you on the left cheek, turn to him your right cheek. The kingdom of God means nothing else; but that does not mean it is easy to reach.

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>>77433666
We have none Satan

>>77433678
nationalism implies hierarchy it only uses the working class as a tool

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>m-muh spinning ball!
>m-muh nasa!

>>77433691
most socialists are working class

is socialism bad or is nationalism bad?

>>77433522
*whomst

>>77433717
*WERE

look at them now, their rallies are full of spoiled college kids that don't want to work a real job

>>77433702
rené girard is one of the last worthwhile philosopher

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>>77433700
he's been doing the same songs several times a day, every day, for years
I'm starting to think he might be mentally ill

>>77433595
fucking grim. off yerself

>>77433742
what's a "real job"?
low skilled manual labour with 0 job security and shit pay?

think my gpu just packed in. pc turned off, wouldn't restart, mobo showing error code 62. apparently thats a gpu issue. having to use mobo graphics to see anything. think i might have to buy a new gpu.

>>77433742
the modern american serf

>>77433721
neither are inherently bad, just sometimes practiced in bad ways

>>77433714
and socialism doesn't use the working class as a tool?

>>77433717
nah, most people who call themselves socialists are actually middle class

>>77433691
Champagne socialists are the absolute fucking dregs. Celebrity ones that go on television and preach equality, fuck, that really burns me up inside. LITERAL BILLIONAIRES pretending they give a single fuck about poor people

>>77433743
you mean remy gaillard

>>77433551
fire doesn't kill you (unless someone literally sets fire to your fucking face ... which itself would be a feat)

the smoke does

t. am a fire warden at my company

>>77433779
>>77433779
>>77433779

>>77433787
early and gay
kys

>>77433780
but if they're successful they'll get more of their money taken away in taxes. Why would they bother?

>>77433743
>if he asks you to suck his cock, bend over and spread cheeks to win
Nice theory, makes for poor practical use though.

>>77433773
socialism doesnt only mean free shit
it means the workers owning the means of production
the working class wont be a tool under socialism

/brit/ anthem: >>77433700

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>>77433823
I'm afraid you would still be a tool regardless of what political ideology was in charge

poo

>>77433815
horrific

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Lads...