you wake up in placencia belize what do?

take siesta

find a white tourist woman to rape

Show off my abs at the beach to get some cuties

I guess the chances of some gringo getting robbed and/or murdered are quite high in these parts right?

>there is a country called Belize
Neat.

>>77429834
their hads not being murdered on that island since mcafee

>>77429888
holyfuck

Ditch my bald, rich friend who I haven't seen for long, because I don't want to murder a corrupt police officer and an old drug lord.

>>77430079
Is there any reason at all why I should know that your country exists? Do you have anything of interest at all?

>>77431418
mayans, Largest Sea Hole In The World, 2nd largest barrier reef

>>77431826
>2nd largest barrier reef
>priding something that's not even the best in the world, but it's the best you have to offer

lmoa i never heard of Belize either and I know more countries than an average European.