/brit/

nightmarishly early

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Up da ra

first

fuck off

*scribbles on my notepad*
hmm yes... very good yes...
how were your parents? and your relationship with them

5th for THICC

>>77429036
naranja

>>77429089
have sex with one is better

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brum

Snogging a pretty girl while on mdma is one of the best things you can experience

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1st for gok

got caught staring at a girls arse earlier lads and just been emailed about a meeting with hr on monday

end me, everyone has a peek at a bum every now and then don't they
fucking hr

Desperate to fall 'victim' to sudden adult death syndrome lads

>>77429148
don't believe you
show email

>>77429134
My winkle will have none of it when I'm rolling unfortunately

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might have a go at my first protest when Trump eventually makes his visit

ordered a surplus military helmet online already
just in case, natch

>>77429148
how obvious do you have to be to actually get fucking caught looking at a bum you absolute doorknob

for the lotr choon lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QfHKv86gRQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3pWnG5ay4A

current viewing

pull the trigger on every _____

Might have another cheeky rest day since I'm too tired to do any weights right now.

quite weak physically if I'm being honest

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any wagecucks in

>>77429034
didn't know she had music in lotr

all these OPs should kill themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dbp9diNGIU

>>77429036
fuck sake janny
do your job you lazy shit

want to drink but too lazy to go buy a bottle. what are you lads drinking?

conference pear

business idea: make earlier threads to force the janny to step in

>>77429191
>"my first protest"
Always forget the poncey english ones don't riot. wee fruits.

Guys, how genuine is the shoe store Size? I purchased a pair of shoes from their store in London and those fuckers double charged me for a pair of shoes I didn't purchase. The thing was that I was going to buy them at first but changed my mind.

Is my money gone forever or will they return it to me? Fucking thieves.

>>77429261

boiling water

>>77429228
about to be in a few weeks.

>>77429261
got 6 bottles of champagne in the fridge

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this showed up on my yt frontpage
no idea what it is or to what it refers to but the title just looks so contrived and edgy I feel an urge to watch it but fear I'll be thrust into the seventh seal of youtube alt-right Hell the moment I do

Lucifer Sanctuárium3 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ how did we get from this beautiful piece of art to Ed fucking Sheeran?

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who here /failed kwisatz haderach pre-born abomination/?

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>>77429200
what the frick am i watching

>>77429271
only way this is going to work desu

look at how slow this thread is, everyone just fucks off elsewhere when early newcunts arrive

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>Jesus fucking Christ how did we get from this beautiful piece of art to Ed fucking Sheeran?

Only party you lads are going to tonight is a LAN party hahahahah you fucking gays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7FDmcLfOY

>>77429311
probably going to be about video games. not idea whether the guy is alt-right or not, probably not.

>make second fb account for tinder purposes
>use a nickname
>fb disables my account cos they don't think it's a real name
>can no longer log in to tinder
>will never be able to delete my tinder account
don't really know what to do lads

https://twitter.com/AJOccidental/status/888126649685782532

Is Timothy Byrne a patriot?

>>77429380
FONT

Looking to get the LADS on a MAD ONE tonight

Any takers? Big Dave is bringing his fit missus

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QUITE good WOULD recommend

>>77429311
It's a videogame thing. It's where the story of a game contrasts with the actions of the gameplay itself. Think it was made up to refer to how Bioshock's gameplay is all about you and yourself but the narrative is all about altruism.

>>77429271
>>77429368
OR register nicks on the Rizon IRC and flood #4chan until we get some recognition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxagKIGOo-s

>>77429311
ludo = its about games

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unpaused

Don't understand the British government's hardon for the yanks
Have never been anything but a pain in the arse

>>77429362
looks like kaya

>>77429370
69 thumbs up

still haven't took a good profile pic

>>77429487
It's them or the French

Any man here smoke crack

>>77429508
Wee wee

absolutely nothing wrong with using your phone when you're at the lights

>>77429200
watched 4 minitues of this he seems to be talking about the most mundane rubbish possible

>>77429521
dont do that mate

>>77429508
To be honest that's another one I don't really understand either. If there's one country that fucked up our chances in Europe it was them, but the government acts like it's all sunshine and roses.

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>>77429103

>>77429554
Why

>>77429521
prefer eating it (i mean bum crack though aha)

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>To be honest that's another one I don't really understand either. If there's one country that fucked up our chances in Europe it was them, but the government acts like it's all sunshine and roses.

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just found out i have to run some sort of techgibberish external process script to set up DNS so I can use a VPN on arch and i have NO IDEA how to do it

my head hurts

>>77429557
>To be honest
can you not?

>>77429574
more negative than positive effects

>>77429549
MWC was GOAT

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want a gf sometimes but then i think about it a little more and realize i don't really want a gf

>>77429521
nah like to sniff it me

>>77429594
why the fuck are you still using arch you spastic

dont understand people who get their whole body covered in tats
like one or 2 tats, ok
but from your neck to your calves? nah. this is permanent not temporary

I Vow To Thee is so beautiful it could turn anyone into a British nationalist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI

THIS MAN WILL SNIFF YOUR BIKE SEAT

nope

>>77429684
feel this way about Amhrán na bhFiann. reckon it would rouse anyone into fighting for Ireland.

>>77429670
Do you have any tats?

how to get a sexual partner in the good old days:
>meet someone and form a connection with them

how to get a sexual partner in the modern age:
>dedicate 10,000 hours to becoming good at something in order to become interesting
>become a master of photoshop go fully extract your potential
>spend a fortune on being able to buy a good enough camera and be able to manipulate lighting conditions to be able to take a good enough selfie
>be able to manipulate women to coerce them into a relationship
>form worthless "bonds" with other males in order to show you're not a freak
>dedicate ~15 years of life progressing through the education system in order to get a degree which will enable you to get a job, provided you have a good enough level of communication ability
>be up to date on the current fashion trends and lexicon of your peers
>be able and willing to afford and purchase the socially acceptable clothing and equipment

truly we have progressed as a species

did a dot 5 of coke now dropped 4mg of xanax

arent i hard

are you into sing

>>77429684
why the fuck isn't this our national anthem

>>77429741
nah
tats are expensive and i dont understand what im getting out of it

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>>77429756
>coke and xanax

update from the "so I have no friends anyone from /brit/ want to go out in london tonight otherwise i have to go out by myself again" posters, spam messaged my whole contacts (all 8 of them) and found one who is going to xoyo who will let me tag alone, see you guys there

*it aint me starts playing*

virgin media not working

thought this expensive fibre shit was supposed to be a premium service

>>77429590
Might want to hold off embarrassing yourself if you don't understand how that meme works.

>>77429772
You should get a Norman tatt when he signs for PSG

>>77429776
it numbs the comedown off the gear

never do coke without benzos 2bh

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>>77429786
California Dreaming is the superior Vietchoon T B Q H

>>77429776
the heavenly mix

I think it was Derrida who said there is no such thing as actual empirical truth.

>>77429590
me on the right with the mahoosive camel toe

>>77429819
I wouldnt do coke in the first place

>>77429747
t. r/incel

>>77429846
W E W
E
W

>>77429811
everyone is banging about this transfer but lowkey i think its wrong and buying a huge player at every transfer window but no lesser squad players is not good on the long run
BUT neymar is a very good player so i'm expecting good things. the midfield should be fixed too

>>77429856
i wouldnt recommend it. it's a shitty habit and offers nothing other than body destruction

i never saw the appeal either until i got some potent shit off the dark net.

Day 5 of holiday.

Made it to Florence. The train ride was actually nice. Florence was fucking sweltering though. Went inside the Santa Maria del Fiore cathedral and had a walk across Ponte Vecchio.

Feet are covered in blisters I want to go home now.

https://twitter.com/AJOccidental/status/885115720656400384

>>77429481
is that married with children?

can you recommend any good episodes?

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Socialism has sacred texts, prophets and warring factions each claiming to be the truest interpretation of the faith.

>>77429916
>5 posts

erm..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVZQgik-0jg


Brighton cucks at it again

>all the normies go out
>thread crawls to a halt

whoa..

>>77429994
Why aren't you out on the lash tonight?

>>77429531
Until you don't see the light change until someone bibs you 5 seconds after it changed

https://twitter.com/morgoth_rev/status/884047122957565953

>>77429987

what is this cuck shit

>>77430017
might go for a few now

>>77430024
That's an abortion of a sentence

>>77430049
GOOD lad

Take pics of your adventures

Business idea: no nationalism

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>cuck

just had two 330ml bottles of kobbaberg mixed fruit

fucking hell somebody hold me im gonna pass out

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>edition orange

You lads like my orange? xxx

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which one of you is this lmao?
>>>/pol/134463752

got a throbbing ulster on my tongue get the foOKin bonjela

>someone is bumping the old /brit/ threads
howling

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must be a perpetual living nightmare being a cheetah trying to survive on the plains in Africa

they very nearly went extinct ~10k years ago and literally went down to about a population of just TEN ... from which all cheetahs today are the chronically inbred and extremely genetically deficient descendants

then they have to deal with the other cunts on the plains also fucking everyone's shit up (lions. hyenas, leopards etc) most of who seem to take profound pleasure in just making the cheetahs' lives unnecessarily miserable by killing pretty much all their cubs and taking their prey the second they notice they've caught anything
>even a few vultures can scare away cheetahs, though only cause they alert lions and hyenas which will kill any cheetahs they see on sight

they have literally nothing going for them. they're 'big', but would probably lose in a fight with a medium-sized domestic dog cause they have literally no muscle. the tribes in Africa say the black streaks going down the cheetahs face are from the tears of the misery they endure

>>77429148

>My apologies, I will avert my eyes from her direction in the future.

>Anon why didn't you bring me that report I asked for?
>Well Stephanie was standing in front of the doorway and I'm contractually forbidden from looking in her direction so I had to wait.

The smell of my armpits is honestly knocking me sick

>>77429191

Don't forget your tin foil hat lad.

want to wear the clothes you think are cool? tough luck! the fashion industry has deemed them to be uncool. instead you must deviate as little as possible from the average else you will be labelled a freak

want to watch the tv shows you find interesting? pah, not a chance! watch love island and game of thrones if you don't want to die alone

want to paint figurines or LARP? nope, not allowed - try playing football or rock climbing instead

want to have your hair in a way that you think looks cool? you guessed it, not allowed. look at what the top footballers are wearing and copy those instead

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some bastard keeps reporting me

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up the SNP

The only way to be truly happy in this world is to be thick

Thoughts?

I pissed so hard my urethra prolapsed

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>>77430152
Climbing makes you feel swole and sexy

>>77430152
nerd

>>77430117
future of the white race right there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94

>>77430169
Howling at that

>>77430152
you are going to enter the hottest sorority house

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>>77430117
J U S T

>>77430172
2nd to last is a HOOT

>>77430175
someone hatpost this fag quick

>>77430152
animenonce

>>77429915
they're all good t b h
sitcom peak
though obv i'm gay so like 40% off is just looking at big blonde boobs or being the creepy hairdresser
good eps are anything about the car, kids, peggy, al, so i guess all

>>77430152
nah do what you want stop caring about what others might say this is the only thing thats stopping you from reaching transcendental heights
im going to call u a nerd though

4-aco-dmt and 1p-lsd has shipped

virgin media down across the entire country

>>77430208
momcore

>>77429398

>Make a throwaway gmail years ago for random shit.

>Use it to create a throwaway firefox addon profile to not have to manually install adblock and greasemonkey every time I play with a linux image

>Firefox blocks me after 3 sync devices
>Needs me to sign in
>Gmail blocks me because signing in from new device
>Google aren't happy that they've not got a real world identity tied to the throwaway for botnet purposes, and don't let me login without providing a valid phone number or backup email address
>Blocked from my throwaway gmail

Fuckin google.

my arse open across the entire country

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>you arrive in central London

>>77430252
love feet in heels tbqh

>>77430076
WHOOOOA BOOOOOY IM ON THE ZUBROWSKA APPLE JUICE

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Poo moon, you saw me standing alone,
Without a pee in my heart,
Without a bum of my own,

>>77430252
I don't get it.

>>77430252
>dollars on the sign

Unlikely

>>77430249
pics

>>77429704

JANNNYYYYYYY

Someone tell janny his tendies will have to wait, I got a case for him

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>>77430152
>he took the self conscious pill

>>77430235
"no"

>>77430252
the one in white is genuinely 2/10

Diversity = forced white genocide
Civic nationalism = voluntary white genocide

Warming up to Max Payne 3, even though it's too different from the previous two.

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>>he took the self conscious pill

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me on the left

>>77430285
janny hath forsaken us laddo

love is hard 2 find
but its friday nite

>>77430306
stop reposting shit for /tv/ you bender

>>77430235
ah yes, the virgin media

>>77430305
she still pulls chads and has multiple Deanos orbiting her in white BMWs

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alri lads

>>77430320
it's aight nothing special but playable, fucking graveyard snipers gave me a bit of a headache on hardest difficulty tho

>>77430351
heyy x

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name a bigger lad

>>77430252
>dollars
ummm no

Reporting some Rorke's facebook posts

>>77430358
is she a roundabout?

>>77430388
my mate barry

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absolutely pissing outside

hope all the normaltons get DRENCHED on the way to getting mindless with wicked poison at the pub

anyone else noticed a decrease in the writing quality in bbc articles. seen the journalists write "pretty much" a lot. not good.

>>77430400
chuck us a link

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what level of autism is this?

just showed my bf the parallel between https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmoYpJIUWhY
and S01E07 of the tv show fargo
when the lady police officer talks to the guy on his hospital bed, and she says "and now your partner is dead"

>>77430431
completely ambivalent to both sides of this conflict

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>>77430431

>Sargon

SCREECHING

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a very creative analysis of the political spectrum

my mind is bent, doing the correction

>>77430427
saw one the other day that said "can x be a thing?"

did a sick in response

>>77430431
the funny one

>>77430388
smiffy

>>77430235
fucking mongs

any thought you want to share?

Take the piss

>chips
>crisps
>biscuits
Fucking christ

>>77430235

um no x

>>77430478
>Radical Centre
>Condolences for Brain Cancer, I hope for a speedy recovery from his serious case of John McCain

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me on the left

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and for what?

Fuck whoever has been spamming depacita the past few day's

Can't get it out of my head now

>>77429036
kurva aniátok

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eating chicken and gravy with mashed taters for din dins today

favorite way to eat potatoes?
wedge man myself

>>77430510
~3 left of slavery till the weekend

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>>77430431
it does look like it

>>77430554
des
pa
ci
to

amazed by the rapid loss of faith in ireland

>>77430569
alri reviewbrah

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SCREAMING

>>77430570
Hours*

>>77430569
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

>>77430604
What are you listening to?

>>77430431
the kek army are going to resurrect the 'batboy' meme after this one aren't they??

oh christ

>>77430604
Honestly cannot wait for our entire economy to crash.

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England’s green and pleasant land.

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whos coming?

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>>77430559
hey that's my kot

>>77430510
feel very snappy these past few days

don't particularly know why. maybe it is the complete lack of meaningful social contact.

I'm so in love and it hurts so much
why does the heart and brain do this to me lads?

>>77430656
stop feeding that cat lmao

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eurosocialists aren't even socialists
they're champagne socialists thriving on the back of capitalism
on top of this they're extremely arrogant and look down their noses at every country that doesn't align with their "free everything for everyone" ideology
luckily brits aren't european

>>77430655
id nearly go for the look
would be a good laugh

>>77430666
the weather

>>77430669
a good beating should sort you out

>>77430604
vast mediterranean stone villa or damp closet in soton?

hmmm

why do i get so infatuated with girls if they show me interest. not even an incel or anything but when a girl shows interest and i fancy her back i cant stop thinking about her for a few days

>>77430692
well you go and tell me what you see cba getting a bus up

>>77430693
love rain hate heat simple as

>>77430656
actual animal abuse you cunt
>>77430697
try it you insignificant little speck, the only memory I'll have of you in a minute is the red smear on my fist

>>77430655
Unironically getting the ferry over for it

I'll be the one in the blue striped shirt

>>77430690
ummm no sweetie
t. romanian
we are capitalist-socialist, western money towards eastern values

>>77430723
girls do that too

>>77430723
strong pait bonding

i know how to make the girls go crazy
when you treat them like your number one baby

whats with all the chinks in the proms crowd

>>77430723
as a gay i've literally wasted my 3 years of uni crushing on a bi lad who's never had a bf
and who didn't want me

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Good weather starts tomorrow. This normie sunny weather makes me rage.

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>>77430689

jesus fucking christ

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e6_1500580699

>>77430771
didnt rly see any on wed when i was there

Wakefield mentioned (by me)

>>77430775
I've spent well over a year genuinely and madly in love with a lad I will never ever have

>>77430729
can't find the fb or twitter page

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>>77430741
>we are capitalist-socialist, western money towards eastern values
how convenient

>>77430787
how much did you pay to go lad?

>jesus fucking christ
>a liveleak link
will I be clicking on it?
no.
no I shall not.

just got a really strong urge to move to a small town in a flyover state and raise a comfy family in a comfy mcmansion with a qt 7/10 christian gf

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/83925-Eagle-Ridge-Rd_Norfolk_NE_68701_M86825-03136#photo32

>>77430778
its too fat lad you gotta stop

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>>77430807
@gieire or just type the name into fb

>>77430655
Fuck sake. Wish I'd heard of this sooner. Might still try to pop down anyway. How ethnonationalist are those lads anyway?

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>>77430803
yeah i know

>>77430835
pussy virgin

>>77430778
put it on a fucking treadmill you dickhead

>>77430778
Mrow

>I'm struggle to afford a 2 room flat in London as a student
>This guy can buy an ENTIRE NUCLEAR BUNKER with additional forest and mountain land for $250k
>>>/g/61495076

I am so FUCKING ANGRY right now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77430854
It might just be a leftist honeypot, I only heard about it today on /pol/

>>77430776
>za zo ma di wo do
why your days sound like a skyrim shout lamo

>>77430782
Had a car accident once. Funny how life suddenly takes an unpredictable, terrible turn that goes against what you expected for the next 5 minutes. Just wrecked the car but got quite a fright.

>>77430827
30 quid had pretty much best seats u can get outside a box

>>77430782
>nigger
excellent

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>>77430863
I'll never not love him, it'll just hurt more and more over time

>>77430635
>But brexit will crash house prices
>a bad thing

>>77430863
Love this funny frog picture mate, mind if I print it out?

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*blocks your mandate*

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>>77430848
>>77430874
>>77430875

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>>77430886
im so mad i forgot to attach the pic

i want to get laid

>>77430890
I'd gladly cave in some traitor skulls while I'm there.

>>77430835
Not very graphic, security footage from a distance.

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gay romanian here
love i-war 1, 2, defiance
love hl2
love antichamber

doing the bryer miggs test
too much questions its doing my nut in

>>77430921
if you love the cat you'll make it lose weight and stop overfeeding it

>>77430928
sure you will lad

>>77430924
go outside and approach women

>>77430921
He's bleeding....

quite fancy having a gf to shag and do stuff with

>>77430890
Go along just to witness it lad

watching anime

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ZO MA DI

don't /you/ yanks approached about 20 girls in last week everyone told me in polite words, or not so polite words, fuck off

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>>77430948
>>77430959

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>>77430910
GAS
THE
HETEROS

>>77430969
are you fat too?

Loving BBC's gay Britannia series

>>77430936
YOU FUCKING IDIOT JEREMY

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might get a portable induction hob and start cooking outside in the nice weather haha

>>77430968
>muh looks

you're probably awkward as shit

>>77430969
Haha he looks like a pillow :3

>>77430999
hello quadrillionaire

>>77430969
Shouting

don't /you/ yanks i am not awkward but I am ugly, trust a yank to know nothing about girls

>>77430953
Literally never met a human bigger than me.

What happens in the county of Essex, lads?

garfeef you fat cat

surprisingly, black rappers who made their whole career about being hard make really good love songs

>>77430954
>tfw listen to pickup artist shit at work sometimes
>they get you pumped up about talking to girls
>see a qt yesterday, stare her down for a second and in the back of my head think that i should say whats up to her
>she matches my eye contact and as i get closer i just look down and let it slide, probably creeping her out more than if i had just ignored her entirely

heh..

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>>77430999

>>77430969
m8 had a cat this fat. it jumped down off the counter in his kitchen one day and broke both its front legs. they put it down.

>>77430962
I'd have to get a bus that'd take an hour or two I'm not sure im arsed

I'd happily go in the future if they're legit and a good bunch of lads and not just some retards who saw Lauren southern videos and decided to start an epic movement

>>77431044
screeching

alan what do you do when you're in love with someone you can never have?

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>>77431044

>>77431010
http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/appliances/hobs/tillreda-portable-induction-hob-white-art-40331630/

cheap as chips

>>77431029
Tortured English

>>77430960
man that'd be like

the best

i have an IQ of 84

three scimitars ajajasjk

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>>77431044

>>77431074
>>77431074
>>77431074
NEW

>>77431055
he threatens them with shirtless pictures

>>77431055
alan doesnt know about love everything is sex for him

>>77431055
Get more girls.
In fact it's the solution to every single girl related problems.

>>77431037
why do you have this image saved onto your computer?

>>77431044
friend of mine fell of a swing and broke both of his wrists and one of his forearms

he didn't get put down

all i want is independence man, i love scotland too much

>>77431044
god thats so sad. my friend had a fat dog that died a couple of weeks back because it fucked up its leg too. getting a pet fat is basically animal abuse 2bh, it makes their lives worse than it should be (m8s dog was very lethargic, can imagine fat cats not being full of energy either) and their chances of dying from stupid shit like that go up

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>>77431108
but they should have

what is it about mcdonalds gherkins that makes them so disgusting? I actually really like gherkins but the first thing i do when i get a mcdonals is pull out those disgusting floppy discs and lob them at something (very effective for sticking to ceilings and walls). They just taste like petrol