/brit/

first

>>77427547
neck yourself

Going to keep the old thread open for a while, just in case

>>77427547
there are more ancoms on leftypol than tankies desu

give 1 reason why lord of the rings is better than game of thrones

screaming and shouting and wailing and roaring

considering reporting spam posts linking new threads under 310 posts in the old thread. not necessarily saying i will or won't do it, or that anyone else should, but I think if lots of people did it may have the user doing it banned.

did they reduce the jannies salary

is this while the news are so early

>>77427603
nostalgia

And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart

wonder what the real population of london is when you include all the illegals

and my axe xDDDD

>>77427603
because killing people to be shocking isn't a replacement for character development and incest isn't a plotline worth 6 seasons.

>>77427601
You'd know.

>>77427625
what do you mean by Windscribe?

I WAS UP ABOVE IT

>now i'm down in it

Bit of a coincidence that black people have the highest crime rates, are the poorest, least educated and most looked down upon group in every country they can be found, across all of history, innit?

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Alexander achieved this by the age of 32. what have you done with your lives?

sauron did nothing wrong
a modern industrialised society against an antidemocratic bunch of nobles, racists and ignorant peasants

>>77427662
yeh

*bends you over the desk and raids your bucci*

>>77427625
*zooms past you in my clio*
NNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRD

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I got a First in History at Oxford. Somebody in here got 2 (two) marks (unclassified) in foundation course history at GCSE.

>>77427625
you should be doing it the second you see it

>>77427669
not be a manlet

>>77427669
had sex with 4 different large girls

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There's pigeons down in Market Square
She's standing in her underwear
Looking down from a hotel room
And nightfall will be coming soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8

>>77427585
yeah
also at the end of WW2 there was a treaty which said that american films would be more easily widespread in france
this cultural americanisation kept going until now and is in my opinion the cause for the downfall of europe

did ppe at oxford lool
all me mates are politcians n dat n im stuck here ffs lmao

>>77427669
I would do better if I was born into a position like he was

>>77427669
Never lost a battle or war either

>>77427659
>incest isn't a plotline worth 6 seasons.
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>pay tv licence
>never have people knocking on my door asking why I don't have one
It's as simple as that lads.

you know when you dont eat anything for such a long time that your poos are basically just the water you have drunk. thats me right now. chronic pins and needles in my hands and feet too, especially if I breath deeply. my limbs shake uncontrallably if i try to suspend them in the air with the strength of the respective limb alone. very very weird feeling, quite a lot like opiates

i got a glock in my rari

>>77427625
may or may not have already been reporting early news before 310 for a while now

also think it would be good to have the jan man drop the ban on early newsheeds

>>77427625
>he thinks i made this thread

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please explain the "pragmatism" and "realpolitik" behind being allied to a country of sick fucks who hate us and our way of life

>>77427759
you mean the US or saudi arabia?

Should've been a soldier lads

>>77427722
No you wouldn't he never lost a battle and defeated an army five times his size

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB_I1YBAozE
how come barely anyone remembers this song? used to be played all the time

>WEAPONS FOR STREET FIGHTING
>Spray Cans
These are a very effective and educating method of property destruction. If a liberated zone has been established or you find yourself on a quiet street away from the thick of things, pretty up the neighborhood. Slogans and symbols can be sprayed on rough surfaces such as brick or concrete walls that are a real bitch to remove unless expensive sandblasting is used.
>The Slingshot
This is probably the ideal street weapon for the swarms of little Davids that are out to down the Goliaths of Pigdom. It is cheap, legal to carry, silent, fast-loading and any right size rock will do for a missile. You can find them at hobby shops and large sporting goods stores, especially those that deal in hunting supplies. Wrist-Rocket makes a powerful and accurate slingshot for $2.50. The Whamo Sportsman is not as good but half the price. By selecting the right "Y" shaped branch, you can fashion a home-made one by using a strip of rubber cut from the inner tube of a tue as the sling. A few hours of shooting stones at cans in the back yard or up on the roof will make you marksman enough for those fat bank windows and even fatter pigs.
>Slings
A sling is a home-made weapon consisting of two lengths of heavy-duty cord each attached securely at one end to a leather patch that serves as a pocket to cradle the rock. Place the rock in the pouch and grab the two pieces of cord firmly in your hand. Whirl the rock round and round until gravity holds it firmly in the pouch. When you feel you have things under control, let one end of the cord go and the rock will fly out at an incredible speed. You should avoid using the sling in a thick crowd (rooftop shooting is best). Practice is definitely needed to gain any degree of accuracy.

>>77427669
can't even conquer that much territory in EUIV in 32 years 2bh

obama and hillary both smell like sulfur

MAJOR
A
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choonage lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRNTg7bk5LU

wish i'd bought my pass a year earlier so im not associated with the kike early thread mong

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Alri lads, challenge time

>Go to search engine of your choice
>Search your old highschool
>Bring back something

Pic related.

evens i go out
odds i dont

>>77427742
17 SHOTS NO 38

so I have no friends anyone from /brit/ want to go out in london tonight otherwise i have to go out by myself again

>>77427757
no i think the person who made this thread is just as bad as you

think this should be the last /brit/ ever

>dont pay tv license
>dont watch tv anyway
>never have people knocking on my door asking why I don't have one
it's as simple as that lads

>>77427603
LotR is about love, friendship and good conquering evil. It makes you feel nice. its written in a good way too, an exciting journey that allows you to experience the world Tolkein has created. GoT seems a bit disjointed, random and harder to follow. enjoy both though.

>>77427778
>Hand Guns
Can instantaneously kill most people, but illegal

hehe\

>>77427796
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

>>77427603
it's not
most fantasy is reactionary trash tbqh

>>77427810
the virgin post

Imagine if we made this the last /brit/ ever. We'd all have that memory of posting in it. And /int/ would crumble, the reverberations would be felt all over 4chan

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Wonder if I'll ever see her again lads

>>77427792
desu i wish i got one in 2012 but theres wasnt the since4pass feature then

>>77427738
>unironically paying to prep the British Bull Cuckeration
I don't know why a single white person would pay for something that loathes them so much

>>77427796
>google my old school in eaast laaahndaaan
>second picture on images is a picture of me

that was freaky

>>77427854
>/brit/xit

>>77427848
rude and slanderous. i demand you apologise at once.

>>77427805

i'm heading out tomorrow

did you go out in brixton last week in the end? i ended up in fabric

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>>77427854
Fortunately /brit/ is eternal

>>77427861
thinking the same mate :/

>>77427901
i am free though

>Boomerangs
The boomerang is a neat weapon for street fighting and is as easy to master as the Frisbee. There is a great psychological effect in using exotic weapons such as this. You can buy one at large hobby stores.
>FlashGuns
Electric battery-operated flash guns are available that will blind a power-crazy pig, thus distracting him long enough to rescue a captured comrade. Check out camping and boating supply stores.
>Tear Gas + Mace
Personalized tear gas and mace dispensers are available for self-defense against muggers. Well, isn't a pig just an extra vicious mugger? Tear gas shells are available for 12 gauge shotguns and .38 Special handguns, but it is highly inadvisable to bring guns to street actions. A far better weapon is a specially built projection device that shoots tear gas shells. Hercules Gas-Munitions Corp., 5501 No. Broadway, sells compact units complete with cartridges for $6.95 that will fire up to 20 feet. Penguin Associates, Inc., also has a variety of tear-gas propellant devices including a combination tear gas-billyclub item. All these companies will supply a catalogue and price list on request. Just latching onto these catalogues can be a trip and a half in terms of getting your imagination hopping. For example Raid, Black Flag and other insecticides shoot a 10 foot stream that burns the eyes. You can also dissolve Drano in water and squirt it from an ordinary plastic water pistol, to make a highly effective defensive weapon. A phony letterhead of a Civil Defense unit will help in getting heavier anti-personal weapons of a defensive nature.
>Anti-Tire Weapons
Don't believe all those bullshit tire ads that make tires seem like the Superman of the streets. Roofing nails spread out on the street are effective in stopping a patrol car. A nail sticking out from a strong piece of wood wedged under a rear tire will work as effectively as a bazooka. An ice pick will do the trick repeatedly but you've got to have a strong arm to strike home.

There's literally no difference between ISIS and Saudi Arabia

Reminder that Greg Rutherford won gold at the olympics, world champs, europeans twice and commonwealth games

>>77427785
>not the jellyfish jam

>>77427742
why is a man of your stature listening to such crass and vulgar songs?

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>did you go out in brixton last week in the end? i ended up in fabric

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>>77427902

the orcs in lotr are meant to be the proletariat

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>>77427901
>craven
Christ, it was so long ago.

>>77427945
good for him

>>77427886

spent too much time articulating this while holding in a piss only then to find it lateposted to just let it go unnoticed

>>77427959
fuck off

Saw a 57 year old guy with a humungous cock for an hour yesterday. He was quite rampant as he had not had any action for some time and was reacting even to me giving him a mild handjob in the beginning of our time!

He was in a bit of a rush though he arrived late and then had to leave early but finished off with a quick shower.

Nice pleasant guy though.

bet this craven twat wasn't even a good poster

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>>77427997
I hated him at the time

If I'd known what he'd be replaced with, I'd have been more appreciative

genuine choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBumgq5yVrA

I have a better idea. What if we all moved /brit/ to a different board every day under the guise of it being related to that board.

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>>77427796
qt invited me to go see her at some play she did in this theatre

it was like 2 hours long and she didnt even fuck me after
load of bullshit

>>77428025
alri it's 2012 again

>>77428012
was actually funny sometimes

love yuzu

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>>77428012
He wasn't, but compared to pakiboo and tim posters, he was a godsend

>reminder that he dumped this girl because she wouldn't let him have a pet tiger

>>77427973
fuck off

>>77428000
bit oppressive in 2017

>>77428074
soz

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>>77427796
this lad

>>77427792
same 2bh

doing comfy farts

>>77428024

every poster on 4chan has nostalgia googles.

i guarantee you'll say the same when 190kg and poleaboo fuck off, even though 100% of their posts are awful.

craven was a terrible poster and /brit/ is no worse for him never returning.

>UNARMED DEFENCE
When a pig grabs you for an arrest, you can with a little effort, make him let go. In the confusion of all the street action, you will then be able to manage your getaway.

There are a variety of defensive twists and pulls that are easy to master by reading a good, easily understandable book on the subject, such as George Hunter's How To Defend Yourself (see appendix). If a pig grabs you by the wrist you can break the grip by twisting against his thumb. Try this on yourself by grabbing one wrist with your hand. See how difficult it is to hold someone who works against the thumb. If he grabs you around the waist or neck, you can grab his thumbs or another finger and sharply bend it backwards. By concentrating all your energy on one little finger, you can inflict pain and cause the grip to be broken.

There are a variety of points on the body where a firm amount of pressure skillfully directed will induce severe pain. A grip, for example, can be broken by jabbing your finger firmly between the pig's knuckles. (Nothing like chopped pigknuckles.) Feel directly under your chin in back of the jawbone until your finger rests in the V area, press firmly upward and backward towards the center of the head. There is also a very vulnerable spot right behind the ear lobe. Stick your fingers there and see. Get the point! In addition to pressure points, there are places in the body where a sharp, well-directed whack with the side of a rigidly held palm can easily disable a person. Performed by an expert, such a blow can even be lethal.

doing a poo

>>77427959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px0CYNQA_04

>>77428097
gizza sniff

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>>77427796

Based Chloe.

God they made the uniform even more hideous after I left.

underground cities on mars poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13498532

did anyone else support the humans in Avatar?

>>77428167
what's that painting of

>>77428195
me

My last booking was hilarious. Really good banter and sex. When I text that I was ready, he replied "that was quick" to which i replied "I better not say that to you when your done". Lots of hard nookie then had a laugh. He was talking about pretty girls being targeted for acid attacks and said "you've got nothing to worry about" cheeky sod. Was nice to have a chilled out banter booking

england is rubbish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMXV9KW81Jo
idea: large cats that stay small forever instead of growing up and biting your arm off

Remember the days when ol' Janny Quickdraw had this place by the balls

those were thrilling times

ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

>>77428138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djK_ucSYpaw

Just smoked a fat ten bag followed by 5 bong rips

>>77428244
me

>>77428256
tfw newfags don't remember /nederbrit/

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>>77428195
i saw that movie in cinemas like 5 times just to see the scene where she drinks the water

>>77428244
Patter

>>77428277
you might want to multiply this picture 5 times so I can see it

>>77428195
FOY

>>77428277
really really good pic

haha newfags xDD

>>77428277
sorry mate im not an ant

>>77428308

he's australian sweetie

here you go https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jamescameronsavatar/images/f/f2/Neytiri_Drinking.png

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>>77427796
h-ha ha
g-good times...

>>77428277
I really liked the song, much better than the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YDz-ftqr1g

>>77427899
yes i did actually well remembered, who u go with how was it?

>>77428277
really nice australian internet compatible jpeg

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>>77428308
>>77428334
>>77428345
it was bigger when i copied the url
had to save it instead like some kind of idiot

>>77428350
why is George Osborne still attending school lol

>>77428350
Why is it always PE teachers?
Ours was done for nicking off with a 15-year-old girl

>>77428349
ahh hmm, nice attempt there lad

>>77428362

just 1 fellow JF mate, it was alri

heading in tomorrow for a few pints and might head out after dunno yet

haven't seen avatar in years, might watch it tonight while I drink myself into a fucking coma

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havnet had diner

>>77428387
croikey thats a whole month of austrailian data gone just to upload this image. cheers sheila!

>>77428413
*whacks that stupid cat repeatedly with a fly swatter*

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oextk-If8HQ

thread has been deliciously yank-free so far

down in the dumps

>>77428387
literally play station 4 graphics. why does LOTR still look so timeless?

>>77428413

i had a big fat burger from Pitcher and Piano and it had a brioche bun

yummmmmmm

don't ever fucking use virgin media
wish I could fucking skin the cunts who run it

when did you have your first kiss

>>77428471
LOTR used more practical effects

>>77427796
remember when ali g was really popular and people used to try and unironically imitate him because they weren't in on the joke

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envy heteros for having literally every sitcom a feel good soft-porn experience

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New poster here. First day. Name's Ross

>>77428472
went to pitcher and piano in York the other day and the food was really good despite the clientele looking slightly Deano-ey

>>77428492
dont remember 15 maybe

fuck off ross

>>77428413
me neither hahah

business idea: travel back in time and don't fuck things up

>>77428413
would absolutely lampoon my cat if it started tucking into my papa johns
do you even realise how much that cost me you little shit

>>77428492
17

ROARING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4712404/My-struggle-moobs.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4712404/My-struggle-moobs.html

NEED an outdoorsy gf

*charges in and spears ross to the ground*

>>77427796
>highschool
FOY

>>77428410
let me know yeh :)

>>77428541
>>77428557
FONT

>>77428533
what you get

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eating maltesers

>>77428413
me neither but had a shitload of crisps and some chicken slices and some cashews earlier so not exactly hungry anyway

and now I'm drinking beer so probably not going to eat an actual dinner at this point

>>77428492
18

>>77428548
Give him a break lad, it's his first day

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Rate my gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZZNHekEQw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkCBpeLT1Q

RADICAL CHOONISM

>>77428515
you don't get that these days

>>77428492
12
first proper frenchkiss at 17 tho

Proverbs 17:17- A friend loves at all times

>>77428515
These don't exist anymore

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TURN ON BBC
IT'S HAPPENING

>>77428590
Sharing nachos (nachos were actually cooked in the place and they were fresh and warm instead of the usual doritos shite you get, the salsa and stuff was nice too), then I had fish and chips and the gf had a burger x

all very nice

really hope mummy will buy me a kfc tomorrow

>>77428613
god save us all

>>77428617
For we went needlessly into the nets of Moria.

>>77428613
Low IQ fiendish hag

>>77428586
Having your first kiss at 17 is far from normie

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>Friday night slaving
I defy you to name a worse feel

>>77428492
17

>>77428613
4/10 looks like a bitch

Got a hankering for a wankering

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>>77428613
looks like a fucking uruk

>>77428639
hello nigger

>>77428492
18

>>77428653
Being raped

>>77428636
isnt that just the air show

>>77428206

Fuck knows they're probably in some sort of minor backroom they shove tour groups somewhere in the unused bowels of the Houses of Parliaments.

Or more likely its just some shitty room in my local city hall here.

>>77428586
kissed at 15 couldve shagged about the same age but the ol' 'imosis scared me away. lost the V at 20

>>77428492
Tbd
>>77428541
>>77428557
>>77428602
>>77428627
>>77428659
Jog on normies

did those skype phones ever take off? mate of mine was constantly raving about them a few years ago and was saying we'd ALL be using them soon enough

reckon he might have been wrong about that one haha. hopes he dead now. fucking deserves it

>>77428638

their fish and chips is class, great batter and sides.

think i've had everything on their menu cause we get £30 vouchers every month from work, it's all good.

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>>77428492
never kissed a girl

>>77428613
HOWLING

>>77428701
remarkable post

>>77428700
fucking hell
everyone here had/has a phimosis or something? you lads keep banging about it

>>77428613
why has she got so much makeup on???

>>77428674
would rather be a nigger than a scouse rat

>>77428720
Thanks lad. Oh, wait, you were being sarcastic. I almost couldn't tell. Quite the wit you have.

>>77428636
OH SHI-

>>77428701
if it makes you feel any better she was a blind drunk slut doing it as a joke

>>77428728
>she

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>>77428492
>First kiss

>>77428492
in primary school, year 2 i think

not entirely sure i understood what kissing was then
seemed nice at the time tho

>>77428350

>Your parents spent £35,000 a year for you to attend an elite learning institution.

>You still wound up on /brit/ with us losers.

What went wrong lad?

doing a poo

>>77428725
reckon a lot of people are just meming at this point about having phimosis

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>>77428711

jesus, here's to hoping you're a teenager

>>77428492
18, unless you count my step-sister who did it under threat of blackmail

>>77428704
well SOME have it nice don't they

>>77428725
it kills confidence im my experience so i imagine that it somehow leads to being here and a failed normie

Ever notice how when someone says "the world would be better if religion was gone because the bad outweights the good" that all the "bad" they list is the result of Islam and all the "good" they list is the result of Christianity?

Weird that.

>>77428763
>>77428681
>>77428659
>>77428627
>>77428602
>>77428557
>>77428541
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>tfw a girl is tall, fit, athletic, intelligent, good personality and just homely enough that you might actually have a chance with her

>>77428783
>blackmailed by sister into incest

like this thought desu

Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada"""""""".

>>77428777
A lot more common that you think
I personally have it and have chosen to just live with it like most people

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>>77428782

>>77428799
rather that than the girl who's pretty close up and a munter from afar. might aim for that next time

>>77428396
>Why is it always PE teachers?

It's the subject that requires the least (ie. no) knowledge or skill, but still allows you to be around young children engaged in physical activity and scantily clad.

They're what drummers are to bands. Lowest barrirer to entry. Except y'know, paedos.

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>>77428492
never had a kiss

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>>77428782
FUCK yoy

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>>77428799
>american definition of homely
what the FUCK is wrong with yanks

>>77428492
N/A

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>would rather be a nigger than a scouse rat

>>77428797
its because they're cherry picking, all the abrahamic religions are called that because they are literally all the same

>kissing a girl makes you a normie

think the fact that people are 20+ and never kissed is a far worse prospect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DVo_Tkht6Y favourite OST

A Olórin i yáresse
Mentaner i Númeherui
Tírien i Rómenóri
Maiaron i Oiosaila
Manan elye etevanne
Nórie i melanelye?

English translation:
Olórin, who once was...
sent by the Lords of the West
To guard the lands of the East
Wisest of all Maiar
What drove you to leave
That which you loved?

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>>77428571

England has highschools lad.

They're different to secondaries.

>>77428854
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mexicans sure love their paranormal shit. even the japs/koreans pale in comparison. theres millions of Most Haunted/Unsolved Mysteries-type shows on the air over there haha

kissed a girls arsehole before i kissed a girls lips 2bh

>>77428839
It can be used either way desu.

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>>77428839
WTF

I need a girlfriend. :'(

when they say ""first kiss"" does when you were a child count?

cos like ages 5-10 id be snogging crushes regularly

>>77428858
>norfolk
>at least 3 of the girls are at least incredibly closely related

seems about right

>>77428492
I tongue kissed a girl on the bus to a school trip in a game of 21 dare when I was 10, I remember it being very toothy and that girl then rejected me age 11 when I asked her to be my gf, the first and last time I ever asked a girl that.

Next time I kissed someone was 16 I think, at a drunken gathering with girls from college. She was ugly, I also got with another girl that night who was even uglier.

Have yet to lose the old 'ginity aged 20, 21 in a month, despite many chances to. I have an issue with my penis size even though it's 5 inches which whilst a bit small isn't anything to ruin my youth over. Too late though I suppose.

>>77428858
is it coz they smoke weeeeeeed at high schools hahahahhah

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>>77428848

Would rather snog a girl for ages than get a blowjob desu. It's so nice

>>77428766
nothing, i have a great life
just like you fellas is all

>>77428492
i dunno was like 20 and wasted and with a random

>>77428741
what would you do if I kissed you

Would rather snog a lad for ages than shag a bird desu. It's so nice.

>peter kays comedy shuffle

YAAAASSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilcl-iXuG1Y

>>77428857
this ones better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZG1aDo20zQ

>>77428896
>I tongue kissed

what the fuck is wrong with you

>tongue kissed

>>77428892
Puberty onwards lad

>>77428902
SMALL LOAN

miss janny

>>77428903
That's why you gay

less than what?

fuck sake lads

batter won't stick to the chicken

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Sort of wish I lived in america so i could get my rights casually violated by police officers who then escape any kind of internal justice, justifying my strong dislike of authority

all the police officers ive met in the UK have been very reasonable and good blokes which is very frustrating for someone going through an edgy rebel phase like i am

Miss the days when Europe had backbone

>>77428937
I wanted to make it clear that it wasn't just a peck given that I was 10 years old>>77428937

sophie turner is a shitty actress and has a shitty voice

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Had a dream about kissing a girl last night. Alas, that's all it was: a dream.

would literally prefer to snuggle a girl all night than shag. think there might be somethign wrong with the ol libido

>>77428934
changing the theme, this is also great
but love passing of the elves, love the extended ones
waiting on the super extended ones x

>>77428794
/brit/ is the only place on 4chan where phimosis is brought up that much

>>77428896
>I have an issue with my penis size even though it's 5 inches which whilst a bit small isn't anything to ruin my youth over. Too late though I suppose.
the virgin overthink

>>77428904

Oh.

m-me too. I was just memeing.

I'm actually really popular in real life. Oh hold on my mu- I mean loving wife is calling me.

>>77428960
dust it with flour first

>>77428973
>tfw I live in NI so I am even more justified in my hated of the police than yanks but my "country" is also still white
Best of both worlds.

>>77428934
>>77428996
meant this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

>Missing airman "known to sleep in bins"
what on earth's the matter with some people

>>77428973
clearly haven't met a pcso

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Sort of wish I lived in the United Cuckdom so I can see what its like living in constant dread of the future. Immigrants, no empire, failing economy...shit...

>>77429023

Yeah but you have to live in Ireland

NEW
>>77429036
>>77429036
>>77429036

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>>77428918
well i certainly wouldn't enjoy that's for s-sure

hahaha

>>77428994
Am the same desu, have unironically brought a girl back and then faked pilly willy so that I could cuddle her without having to bother with the shag. I put it down to wanting to not be lonely whilst also not having much interest in sex.

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>>77428985
>fall in love in a dream
>wake up
>still in love

>>77429054
can you FUCK OFF

my first proper kiss was with a girl even though i'm gay
we sort of liked the same things and we sort of had a relationship in year 10 when i just said yes instead of kissing boys

Snogging a pretty girl while on mdma is one of the best things you can experience.

>>77429053
I know. It's literally the most ideal existence ever.

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>280

>>77429099
>>77429054
>277
nah fuck off hope you get banned

>>77428973
same happens with the teachers

>>77428261
me on the left