>Be American >Get ____

two big macs™ for $5

>get shot
>but it's ok because you have some healthcare giftcards left

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Wait Americans actually do ______ ?!?!

HOLY SH*T

>>77424860
drunk and have a nice summer cookout with friends.

>>77424923
Kill yourself normalfag.

Rich
Prosperous
Wealthy

>>77425486

based texas

>>77424860

a zit on their asses for eating too much fat?

>get conned into thinking your shitty jobs will come back by a lying Cheeto when they are gone for good

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>>77424860
>BE SNEAKY DUMB BURGER
>GET CAUGHT FOR DAYLIGHT PILFERING HE DONE FOR A SHITTY USED CAR
>BACK HOME BUT IN INCURABLE COMA, DESERVINGLY

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>>77424860
>Be American
>Eat a hamburger

>a message after you made a post, saying, thanks for the tip.

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>>77424860
>Be American
>call the police
>?