you wake up in Buenos Aires what do?

i take the bus back home

>>77424486
Play Despacito

Get murdered for being 1/64th Italian

>>77424486
go home

same I do everyday
shower
have breakfast
stab some tourist and take his backpack
go back home
pray
sleep

>>77424486
there is only one air and it's not even that good... dissapòpinted

>>77424661
SACATE LA MOCHILA

i take the bus back home

>>77424486
Find me a white hispanic girl
The ones people on pol claim exist but don't in CA

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>>77425209
>white hispanic girl

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>>77424486
Same as everyday, because i live there
>pic related, my favorite building in the city

Spit on the Belgrano memorial and go home.

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>>77425277
rude! what did he do to you??

>>77425277
If you mean the ship, that's in Ushuaia, not buenos aires.
If you mean the independence revolutionary Manuel Belgrano, i wouldn't know why you'd do that, but ok.

>>77425209
>white hispanic

>>77425247
Why don't you live there yet?

>>77425575
Mainly because it's an office building and it's not in a very residential part of the city. And it would probably be expensive as fuck

>tfw Argentina is one of top countries that easy for Russians to immigrate to.

take subway to Palermo, rent a nice hotel room. Enjoy life.

>>77424486
have some Milanesa

>LA CONCHA DE SU MADREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>where da uregay wimmim at? :-DDD

Eat beef steaks until my stomach hurts, Argentina has some damn good beef.

>>77429168
>Argentina has some damn good beef.
how do you know? have you tried it?

>>77425247
who lives at the top

>>77430371
Yes
In fact it's rather expensive here (black angus grass fed)

>>77424486
1. cha-cha-cha
2. complain about country
3. wake up from the dreaming
4. complain about country
5. eat
6. complain about country
7. remember that i'm white
8. check my whiteness in the mirror
9. complain about country
10. go for a walk
11. get heart attack because too white to hold that hot

>>77424486
Blast reggaeton and admire my pale complexion in the sun.

>>77430785
and what's the difference you find with european/austrian meat?, I never tried meat from a different country so I don't know if there is a difference

Become sex slave

Get financially exploited by some favela grill with a coke bottle figure

Become an alcoholic while massaging my wounds

Find a qt sissy teenage latino faget and bring him to Europe so he can gold-dig what's left while I descend deeper into depression and social isolation

>>77424486
At least it's not Medellin this time, so It may be ok.

>>77431701
is Medellin that bad?, I've heard it was improving, but that said by colombians from there

>>77424486
kek look at all these riber fans living in a villa

>>77431776
>riber
you have to go back

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>>77430752
Dunno, but I have a fun fact. That building was built by a really rich guy in the beggining of the 20th century, he built a sister building in Montevideo, Uruguay's capital city. They both used to have a lighthouse-like light at the top, which would point at each other therefore creating a symbolic "bridge of light" uniting both cities across the La Plata river.

Pic related, that's the sister building in Montevideo. it's not as well kept as the one in Buenos Aires

>>77432429
That antenna makes me sad, it's so ugly. Noyce buildings & idea though.

>>77424486
The weather seems to be nice so I´ll have a beer.

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>>77432785
Yeah, it's not really well mantained. Going to Montevideo really made me appreciate how well we maintain our historical buildings/landmarks in Buenos Aires. I honestly think it's the most beautiful city of south america.

>>77432994
Judging by the google street view only, a lot of old beautiful buildings are ruined by graffiti and poor maintenance. But graffiti that's just said. Montevideo seems a lot worse in that regard, but looks like BsAs has that problem too. Authorities should introduce steep fines or something to stop that shit.

>>77432994
lo que le hicieron al cabildo no tiene perdon

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>>77433181
Yeah we have a big graffiti problem, mainly because of the growth of tagging and hip-hop culture (thanks USA). But even if we are not in first world levels of building manteinance I assure you there has been a considerable improvement comparing to the 90s, mainly thanks to Macri, our last mayor who is now the President. There's still a lot to be done but i am actually content with the city government, Macri was a really good mayor. not so great as a president tho.

the pic is our capitol building, the Congreso Nacional

>>77425247
fantastic building

>>77433508
>>77432994
>>77432429
this is some top tier architecture

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>>77433914
I appreciate that, it really makes me proud of my city. Here is a different one, less classical and more art decó, the Abasto shopping mall

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>>77425309
he was too white, and thats racist

>>77424486
I would be so fucking happy, because I finally left that leftist shithole 4th world country that is Brazil

I'd go listen to cumbia villera while drinking vino in Villa 31

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do not forget "Diagonal Norte"

I join the Mobile Infantry after high school to kill some bugs