/brit/

maisie

Going out drinking with the normies, shall have to remember that I'm not on 4chan anymore because once I have one or two beverages I turn into a bit of a rorke and that might reflect badly upon me.

>>77424204
I want to slit your jugular you cancerous mong

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pengdon

the french poster is so eccentric
obsessed with him

hate speech is any opinion i disagree with

this picture is now fitered. she is by far the worst looking and most punchable of the commonly posted slags

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Just as beautiful as Paris - if not more so !!!!

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Airshow has just kicked off here

Took this from my window

>>77424220

I actually do lol. Where?

Love it when a co-worker starts being blatantly racist. Honestly makes me like them more

>>77424141
>2011
>44%
>Still a noticable minority

Why am I not surprised that a London paki does not know what the words 'majority' and 'miniority' mean.

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how come lauren southern didnt feature places like this in her video

Wish someone was obsessed with me

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dese enz peng man FEEL ME???

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I've found a new calling in life

Preparation for the upcoming race war

>>77424262
me in that pointy building

Provincial Britain is so fucking shit that they can't comprehend the concept of a middle class at all

It's either super poor or super rich

Jesus fucking christ everything outside London should just be nuked and razed down. Disgusting fucking useless people that serve no purpose and only leech off tax money

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4718130/Dunkirk-veteran-woman-40-years-marriage.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4718130/Dunkirk-veteran-woman-40-years-marriage.html

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pengingham

>>77424155
you an avenham lad?

>>77424272
lel.

Peckhamplex senpai

hhmmm do I actually want to meet a /brit/poster in real life though

if you count my room only, canada is 100% male and 100% white and 100% autistic soo...

>>77424287
sweating my granny off on coke atm

think im ready 2bh

>>77424291
did a poo at the top of the Shard once

>>77424287
Doubt there will be any large scale war within either of our lifetimes lad. That includes any race war nonsense. Thank god for nuclear weapons.

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FEEL ME bluh?? man dem peng enz bluh

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"aye you! aye, lick my boaby ya wee bastar!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fMH_hw8gcs love max roach me

>>77424254
scary post

>>77424278
rorke mong

Debating whether I want to get pissed in my bedroom alone tonight OR wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed

The answer eludes me

>>77424310
>peckham

I stayed with Austria lad. Was bants

>>77424245
I've actually started openly talking about how much I dislike Islam and Muslims among my friends. I was surprised to learn many of them felt the same way, but were unable to give explanations as to why. Seems they just feel uncomfortable around loads of third worlders, go figure. I gave them a few statistics to give justification to their feelings, without revealing my full power level of course.

But yeah turns out normies are reasonable people when spoken to in the right way

>>77424311
and 100% gay haha

London is the greatest city on earth

>>77424300
Creasing

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caucaidon

>>77424338
Get pissed

Post pics of your adventures for the lads

guilty pleasure is young youtube moms who are obsessed with being young youtube moms

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>>77424296
London paki absolutely furious at this point, bashing his black fists against his keyboard

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>peng

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>I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere here where I’m a big guy first, masked man second, and probably Gotham's reckoning third.

>>77424270
post moar, cunt

*puts Despacito on the /brit/ Sonos*

>>77424355
Why is a woman going into the gay bar

>>77424338
Don't do something you know you'll regret.

>>77424278
44 + 14 = 58% you tard

>>77424337
>Whoops
>Showed myself to be a complete and utter retard with very little comprehension of English
>Better call him a rorke

Phew, you sure blew me out the water, abdul.

>Thinking roke is an insult
Sad!

>>77424327
sorry mate just idolise you simple as

>>77424345
You wot? Austria came to London?

Always used to tell him to come London we could go Corsica or something hehe

>>77424368
Provincial Deano can't imagine the idea of someone rich enough to live in a patrician area of London because the pinnacle of success in his mind is becoming a section manager at DFS

The main anti-London poster is also the Bradleyposter

He is an Indian living in Cheshire who has somehow become a white supremacist. /pol/ sure is an interesting place

Imagine complaining about the "non-white population" when you're literally not white yourself

>>77423959
reckon graffiti wouldn't look so bad if it was done in a more 70s punk/ransom-note style instead of this horrid hip-hop/american style shite

like what the fuck is ANY of this shit even meant to be saying?

>>77424387
did you just ASSUME someone GENDER?

oh, oh, you're gonna get it now. CAN WE GET SOME MUSCLE OVER HERE?

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>But yeah turns out normies are reasonable people when spoken to in the right way

>>77424398
>thinking rorke isnt an insult
t. reddit newfag who wasnt here when Rorke used to post

>>77424398
Fucking fool, I never said London was majority white British. I said it was majority white, which it is.

Choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufgfrhsyg5I

>>77424384
*changes it to Bailando by Enrique Iglesias*
*nobody notices the difference *

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zD_Y2sGqY

ah yes, niggers

Welsh bird off of love island is well fit

>>77424419
> Cheshire

you mean stoke on trent which is poor and rorke as hell for some reason

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never seen you down these ends bruv

oi are you dizzy blud start JUMPING pham

>>77424417
post a picture of your house with a timestamp and I'll post a picture of mine.

guarantee it's nicer. I'll wait.

when does love island end?

wish I was born a girl

half of every post i make is half ironic but i dont make half as many fully ironic posts half as much as i would like

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>>77424424
what do you mean by 70s punk/ransom style?

t. graffiti hobbyist

paris and london are both good cities
have a preference for paris because thats where i grew up but i like london too. the architecture feels rough and grey and is a nice contrast to paris
well for the skin color of the people, i never had any trouble in both cities so i cant tell. 2 english white chavs were rude to me once but thats it

*posts a 2004 picture of a building closed off for demolition*

Heh...your move Londoners

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>>77424424
>what the fuck is ANY of this shit even meant to be saying?
da enz dem road man dem FEEL ME??? bluh dizzy rascal peng dem road man enz bluh

>>77424440
>all those pillows

for what purpose

Don't ever post your house or face on brit

>>77424436
rorke has never been an insult, 'sheed

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>>77424374
Not got much more

>>77424440
more slags pls

>>77424465
Hopefully never xxx love love love it!!!!

>>77424481
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

love island
hate mainland

simple Z

*puts acid in the /brit/ punchbowl*

>>77424499
will end you

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>he's a greying bloke who posts mundane pictures of his cat on Twitter
>he's an Indian living in Cheshire
>he's a deano
>he's the Brendanposter
>he's a Northerner

Literally sat at my desk WHEEZING with laughter

>won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post

>>77424419

Literally describing a guy who was in the audience of Question Time a few weeks ago

Suspicious...

Why are provincials so fuming about London

>>77424488
newfag cunt

>>77424489
you useless bastard

post them now

There's not one Brad poster you fucking idiots

>>77424481
its pretty retarded, my older sister fills half her bed with ridiculous pillows then takes all but two off to sleep

>>77424419
I thought Cheshire was that cute gay guy

>>77424489
Wow
*walks away and watches a more interesting webm*

>>77424519
Inferiority complex

They can't afford to live here and become furious that they are stuck in their grim shitholes for the rest of their grim lives

>>77424414
I went to Austria lol. He let me stay at his house. Not sure if he posts in /brit/ anymore :(

>>77424270
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

Business idea: censor male genitalia in straight porn

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>>77424204
Actually don't give a shit about your commie slags, or your pass. Do what the fuck you want the OP picture and edition don't mean shit but I'm very glad you have stopped making early news please continue on this trend.

>>77424519
literally just sour grapes
theyre too poor to live here so they try to talk it down to make themselves feel better about living in an exindustrial hellhole full of paki rape gangs and paedo clergymen

>>77424552
Sad!

>>77424519
Success breeds jealousy

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>women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>77424478
Alri abdul muhammad islamabad

Ye, pakis dont tend to shout at their own kind.. Unless. You shia init? *waves hand*

>>77424348
Yeah I have some friends I can talk about this with, and to be fair I think I could get people to at least understand my concerns if I talked to them normally, it's just a bit of a worry for new people.

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lol
look lads, a gay club

Any lads want to wank together over Rosy?

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>>77424552
Yeah, wish I could afford to live in pic related. Guess I'm stuck in my own spacious 5 room flat in Hull's Avenues area.

>>77424561
i wasnt even going to make this thread but no one made a new and we were at 315 posts

Do you really wanna know what's really whack?
See I can't even get a date so what'chu think of that?

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Toil commences in a month

>>77424464
Can't be arsed, sorry mate, and I'm not too keen on doxing myself. Suffice to say it's a four storey Edwardian house in Hampstead. Don't really care if you believe me or not

>>77424593
I'm down

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that polish lass that committed sudoku was well fit

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>women do know what they want and what's best for them

wish there was a place like /brit/ with shitposting and anonymous casual discussion that wasn't inundated with complete retards

>>77424519
because london's a shithole and yet london mongs seem to defend it for some reason

Still waiting for proof of this Londoner's supposedly lavish lifestyle.

I'll take anything! Receipts from nights out, a picture of your bedroom, a picture of your car, a payslip - anything!

>>77424542
pics

>>77424591
>this is the centre of a northern city

utterly fucking grim

>>77424591
>essex street
Southern influence corrupting the Midlands.

>>77424476
like the cover of Nevermind The Bollocks

mixing different fonts to form something at least legible, as opposed to some squiggly lines that look like the author suffered a series of strokes writing each individual word

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>you will never live in the gilded world of central London, flitting in black cabs between Michelin-starred restaurants, world-class theatre performances, and private Pall Mall clubs
>you will never have some of the world's finest museums, libraries, and galleries on your doorstep
>you will never earn enough to live in a mansion in Hampstead, Mayfair, or Chelsea
>you will never have a country house in the Cotswolds you can spend a weekend at whenever you want
>you will never send your children to an elite London private school
>you will never rise beyond provinical mediocrity as a section manager at DFS Wanksborough

t. white Londoner

Oh, but, what's that? I have to share my streets with brown people and tourists? Oh well, I guess you win. Case closed then, nice one Deano

>>77424552
>they can't afford to live here

must be why half a million whites left between the last censuses and millions of wogs and pakis flooded in. sure sounds like a rich man's paradise to me!

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>>77424536
Honestly not got much more

Red Arrows are here now anyway so I'm off to watch them

>>77424583
no im white

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>>77424596
>spacious 5 room flat
mate i live in a 5 floor house in central london

just how fucking poor are you?

Britain is a giant industrial estate from 1960

London is a beautiful Victorian capital with beautiful middle class people

southeastern accent is the most attractive on a girl

I live in failsworth and it's quite nice and comfortable

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7/7: 1 jamaican and 3 pakis
21/7: 2 somalians, 1 eritrean, 1 ethiopian, 1 ghanian
Glasgow airport bomb: 1 iraqi and 1 indian
Lee Rigby: 2 nigerians
Westminster: 1 nigerian
Manchester: 1 libyan
London Bridge: 1 pakistani, 2 morrocans

Isn't diversity wonderful

>>77424605
was 15 in that pic, you fucking nonce

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LONDON IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE

t.from a nice part of essex

>>77424610
Because the Londoners that defend it are millionaires living in idyllic white areas with a fantastic standard of living

This has been made clear multiple times but you all seem incapable of absorbing this information

>>77424610
If London's a shithole I can't imagine the state of the rest of the country

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got exposed at work today

>>77424641
nah u a shia

u all kuffar

*waves hand*

>>77424627
good thing i'm in the home counties, an hour away on the train to central London and not a nigger or muzzie in sight where i live

home counties tory is the true master race

I live in solihull and it's quite nice and comfortable

>>77424628
>half a million whites left
Those are disgusting low grade Essex criminal types who got priced out

>>77424668
as a virgin?

>>77424631
post what you got, or i will come around and smash your windows, and post shit through the letter box

>>77424605

rot in piss attention seeking roastie

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>>77424601
>Suffice to say it's a four storey Edwardian house in Hampstead

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You are stuck with Taylor Swift in her house for 1 hour. What do you do next?

>>77424659
It's on fucking Instagram not like I hacked her and am waking to her pics

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>>spacious 5 room flat
>mate i live in a 5 floor house in central london

>just how fucking poor are you?

>>77424668
worry about this constantly
what did they do mate

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Think I'm going to cook some noodles lads

>>77424662
>Because the Londoners that defend it are millionaires
Sure you are poppet

>>77424668
exposed how?

scottish accent is the most attractive on a girl

prostagma?

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is there anywhere in the UK that closely resembles the Shire

would honestly rather kill myself than live outside of London

so fucking grim and sad

>>77424700
make some food
eat some food
maybe make her some if she's hungry

I can't believe we've given our cities away to a bunch of workshy third world ragheads who hate whites

we must be the dumbest people in history

>>77424727
God no

>>77424666
You're absolutely right, Abdul. London is the pinnacle of British society, everything outside London feigns in comparrison. That's why you should stay in London, and never venture outside of it, unless it is to return to pakistan, of course.

>>77424627
got any proof that this is your life? you seem to post this quite often on Friday nights and Saturdays. You aren't an embarassed lower middle class Deano larping as a Tarquin are you?

any photographs of receipts from these Michelin-starred restaurants, membership details from these private Pall Mall clubs, pictures of the interior of your mansion or your country house in the Cotswolds?

This is your chance to silence your Deano detractors for good!

>>77424734
Yea plenty

>>>/tv/85257202

let's see how long it takes Janny

We haven't had a terrorist attack in a whole, lads

>>77424627
Literally living in central London and have all this (apart from a country house in the Cotswolds), and I fucking hate it. Would much rather just have one primary house in a comfier area. Could potentially be on about £70-80k in London within 5 years, but I'm looking to move somewhere like Bristol and earn ~£35k instead.

>>77424740
>we've
>given
brainlet

Don't call yourself a fan of grime if you haven't heard this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35raDQ95bM

>>77424734
Wales for one

>>77424734
Croydon, Hackney the list goes on. . .

>>77424734
Yeah, rural areas of Surrey imo

>>77424734
Westcountry

>the guy who sits complaining about London and "non-whites" all day isn't even white

howling

>>77424700
ask politely if she'll put out any more work reminiscent of the orchestral arrangements apparent on Speak Now

>>77424735
london is just too busy, if you want the vibe of a big city but without being ott like london then leeds, manchester and liverpool are perfect

>>77424746
See now you're getting it

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>>77424611
>he keeps receipts from his nights out

pathetic ahaha
but fine, heres a £100 tailored shirt i bought yesterday (you can see the timestamp)
of course you probably dont even know what Jermyn Street is, you little worm

>>77424700
Go to her bedroom and sniff her knickers desu

>>77424681
but somehow wogsheed didn't? Unlike you i work in London and have known multiple limp-wristed left liberal types who have all left in the last 5 years, citing the need for "fresh air" just as the baby is about to arrive

very strange occurrence that

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>>77424700
one of my favorite tay vids 2bh

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New Ben Garrison

>>77424702
you are still a nonce

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>>77424734
well the entire shire is based on Devonshite.. So... Devon.

>>77424768
why not just move to the south west

What do I message a girl that was trying to hook up with me when I was in a relationship now that I'm single lids?

>>77424720
ever add a cheeky egg drop to them?

>>77424767
yea but I saw half on one just recently

>>77424611
>>77424797
oh mate! he's made you look a right mug

don't believe that anyone rich actually posts here at all, much less obsessively posts about the North on here constantly

the truly wealthy have properties all around the country, including the North. Obsessively defending one part of the country, including London, is Deano as fuck.

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>>77424807
>Barackstein

>>77424797
>Thomas Pink
doxxed

just mental really living in a city where you slave your arse off all day, get home at night at 9pm in a shite flat you pay £1.2k rent for, only to see the somali sheboon with 6 niglets next door hasn't moved an inch since you left at 7am that morning

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>>77424552

the london experience

The Shire is LITERALLY Devonshire you UTTER mongs. Tolkien said so himself

>>77424811
Yea well I'm 19 could probably get away with having the pic

>>77424807
whats the difference between this and schizophrenia?

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the 9th arrondissement is peng

>>77424797
>photographing receipts of small purchases to post on 4chan
>owning shirts that aren't from Turnbull & Asser

LOOOOL

>>77424848
thought he said it was Warwickshire or something

>>77424797
>14.5

pencil neck

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>but fine, heres a £100 tailored shirt i bought yesterday (you can see the timestamp)
>of course you probably dont even know what Jermyn Street is, you little worm

Love Liverpool

>>77424862
midge

>>77424837
think there are quite a few posters with rich families here

would explain the rorkeism

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>>77424853

>>77424837
You are quite stupid

There is nothing in the North. Wealthy people move to either Central London, Hampstead(London) or in the countryside along the Thames

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>>77424647
I'm extremely poor mate. I'm a long term NEET, with literally pennies in my bank account.

But I have my very own spacious 5 room flat in this area (pic related), with a large garden, all paid for with housing benefits. That's my point. Imagine what I'd have here if I paid 8 million quid a month like you do.

>>77424591

bit haram

NOT liking Max Payne 3 so far. Gameplay isn't as responsive as the other two due to realistic animations, auto saves, no keyboard shortcuts for the weapons, have to go through the selection wheel, too many cut scenes. Ambiance is nice though.

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>>77424797
>£100 shirt
whoa hello mr rockefeller

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>people are still talking about London from several threads ago
Like fucking putty in my hands

>>77424759
Good thread

>>77424734
my back garden

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>>77424874
there are no rich rorkes unless theyre pretending so they can actually exploit the poor rorkes

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>poorthern cunt gets BTFO
>d-deano

ahahah can just imagine you, tears streaming down your face hunched over your computer as the smell of kebab from the chip shop you and your mum live above wafts into the room

>>77424879
>I'm a long term NEET, with literally pennies in my bank account
and thats why hull is WORTHLESS

>>77424837
my family has a house in London, Surrey and Tenby

but nobody attacks Surrey or Tenby so theres no need to defend them

>>77424847
guffawing at this fire hoses
just wasting water

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>>77424872
This you?

>>77424877
Beautiful

>>77424913
how many sara pictures do you have?

Takeaway night tonight lads. What should I have?

Is there a single major city in the developed world as grim as Birmingham?

why do women/girls hate each other so much

>>77424936
a heart attack

>>77424862
Well he said the westcountry, but I like to pretend it's exclusively devon. But actually the caves and such were based on cheddar gorge and wookie hole in somerset.

>>77424936
chink

>>77424940
kiev

drink cervezas all night long, singin mexican love songs
gettin all the words all wrong, not givin a damn

>>77424944
>>77424392

>>77424734

cheshire

>>77424944
i sometimes say women are their own worst enemy simply because of the stupid amount of jealousy towards each other

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>>77424936
a ch-chinky?

>>77424940
marseille or napoli

>>77424940
Maybe detroit

Birmingham is still equally as shit though

strange how the only remotely liveable parts of london are those where the demographics and culture are most like the home counties

>>77424936
Kebab

>>77424936
The new Afghan popup restaurant near you

>>77424734
The shires of the West Midlands - Herefordshire, Worcestershire, and Shropshire primarily (where the true masterrace in the UK live)

>>77424815
My job can only really be done in a city cos it's a meme, but Bristol is close to the southwest, affordable, and has lots of comfy rural areas close by

lot of casuals in the thread atm

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>>77424734
S E A L E
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>>77424956
>Developed

>>77424936
morroccan off deliveroo

>>77424915
because a 4chan poster doesn't have much money?

>>77424982
*citation needed

why do southerners keep throwing acid in each others faces?

Business idea: start calling girls I'm friendly with "mamacita"

>Seale
grim

>>77424355
the light lounge is my haunt i'm there 4-5 nights a week on average

>>77424879
Hull is disgusting mate. my dad lives next to it I'm not defending London, I would still rather live in Hull than London, hell, I would rather live in Slough. But Hull is tragic as fuck, I don't know where you took theis pic but you know FULL well it is not remotely representative of Hull as a city. It's fucking abysmal walking around there, utterly depressing.

my only concept of what London must be like to live in is fucking Eastenders haha

>GOW ON ... SLING YAR 'OOK!
>DUN DUN
>DUN DUN DUN
>DUDUDUDUN-

>>77424419
North Indians are white 2bh.
Only Indo-Europeans are white.

>>77424978
detroit has a lot of potential i think

stop going on about ethiopian food already

Strange how /brit/, a collection of ~50 people on an obscure corner of an anime website known for attracting the dregs of society, has within its ranks multiple 8 inch cocks, multiple people earning over 50k in their 20s, multiple people over 6'3", multiple people living in £1 million flats in central london.

Not saying this isn't all true, just saying it's strange.

>>77425003
ummm what are you trying to say

>>77425022
im banned from there cause my godpather poured a pint of beer over the barman once

so I have no friends anyone from /brit/ want to go out tonight otherwise i have to go out by myself again

>>77425046
i need a clarification for the post i was responding to

Sorry lads, gonna ignore your recommendations. I've settled on an Indian.

I'll at least let you decide what curry I have.

>>77424987
south west london i meant

>>77425035
No
Fuck off

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>>77424625
That wouldn't have nice flow. One of the main pillars of graffiti is your letters all being the same style

Business idea: Submit a petition to parliament to deport all brown folk

>>77425053
can you remember what he looked like? did he have short hair and receeding hairline @bout 35 years old?, why he do it?

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>>77424987
>bristol
>affordable

>multiple people earning over 50k in their 20s
you guys really need to sort your wages out

>>77425041
e-stats

>>77425041
Don't forget half the posters are trust fund babbies as well

>>77425054
Grim

>>77425041
There are way more than 50 people total that post on brit lad

villagers where i am rn are very nice people does that mean i should spend my evening with them in the village's local? hell naw

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>>77424734
North Yorkshire

Hull is actually an alright place

>>77425065
How about you fuck off

>>77425070
This was what literally Hitler said himself. You are an Indo-European and all IE's have the same common ancestor and came from the caucus

>>77425065
Got to get some paneer mate

Am garn red for ya hun xx

>>77425096
Better to just stay in your filthy room alone I guess

>>77425054
yeah

>people will lie under the guise of anonymity online

well colour me discombobulated, mate. none of the london posters are rich. they are all statistically poor immigrants.

FYI I actually do have a 7 inch dick, not 8. People with big dicks like to post about them, people with small dicks don't.

>>77425055
>>77425055
>>77425055


made an early so OP doesn't get in


>>77425055
>>77425055
>>77425055

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Mummy from the Catacombe dei Cappuccini in Palermo, Sicily

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>>77424797

>14.5

You must be what, 5'6" and 8 stone?

>>77425114
>what literally Hitler said
Stopped reading
FUCK OFF

>>77425122
hi awesome where abouts do you wana go? i'm thinking brixton

popped a xanax now i'm dsasdffsdkjjfnsdfssd

>>77425041
It's the lazy offspring of successful parents who neglected them. They inherit the money, the connections and the penis size but they acquire depression, self loathing and boredom-turned destructiveness along the way due to shite parenting.

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playing some gta4 x

>>77425065
>Lamb Dupiaza
>Paratha
>Saag Aloo
>Rice if you're hungry

My new theory

The raw, pure human is stupid, uncivilised and brutish. A dumb normie

Adding a bit of autism creates a quiet, middle class human

Adding too much autism results in socially awkward people, but still mostly functioning

An excess causes actual autism

>>77425065
*sharts into a takeaway tin*

there you go mate

>>77425124
but one of them spent ONE HUNDRED POUNDS on a shirt yesterday!!!! I haven't even seen that much money in my life!!!! It must have been made out of gold!!!!!

>>77425131
>when you nutte but she still sucking

>>77425084
I live in central London, so everywhere is affordable in comparison. But seriously, loads of really comfy-looking 2-3 bed cottages on the outskirts for about £200,000, I was surprised by how cheap it was.

>>77425066
Ahh I see. Well, it's very expensive. Still, likely to be here for two more years, so I might just go for it anyway.

>>77425143
comfy city that

>>77425064
oh i was saying hull has poor job prospects relative to london

>>77425154
humans are just a culmination of cause and effect

>>77425097
>Castleton

Once went on a nice long walk through 3 feet of snow to Castleton where I had a hearty lunch and four pints in front of a fire in a pub.

C O Z Y

hull more like dull haha banter

>>77425174
yeah basing your stats from a single 4chan poster isn't particularly wise

>>77425137
im irish

When you're in kings college laying on your deathbed I'm sparking a zoot

>>77425180
alright aquinas

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>>77425097
>>77425187
Castleton is max comfy
one went hiking there and ended up in a pub with my dogs by the fireplace

>>77425198
pure shitposting desu dont read too much into it

>>77425221
Evidently not

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>>77425250
ok

>>77429183
bump

>>77430060
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>>77431058
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