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anime

alri

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need a cat gf with big tits and a tight arse

>>77421802
>Colombian hats
>Mexican
Holy shit, wow.

>>77421885
what's the difference

>>77421907
diameter mostly

>>77421965
And mexican ones are pointy

>>77421885
UMA

>>77422020
DELICIOUS

What are you lads going to be drinking tonight? Have you started?

>>77422094
going to have one beer and then a water and then a glass of fanta and then a water and then a glass of pepsi max

having a 2nd can of 25p tescos everyday value beer

To: [email protected]
Cc:
Subject: Your disgraceful life

I hope you die you vile maggot.

Anonymous

>>77422168
creasing

>>77422057
whom

ARRIBA

>>77423022
>Gun crime and knife crime are higher there than anywhere else in Europe.

only because its got a bigger population

What are these honorary degrees that shit-tier unis give to celebs?

I'm not black I'm OJ

>Staff and shoppers left terrified as masked robbers strike at Leeds supermarket

>Mother-of-four killed by suspected drink driver in Ossett was "beautiful angel"

>Powerful images show extent of damage caused by high-rise flat fire in Leeds

>Prison release rapist targeted woman in her Leeds home

>Men with weapons hunted over house raid in Sheffield

>Knife crime on the rise in South Yorkshire

>Police operation to tackle child sexual exploitation in Dewsbury

>Sheffield woman who glassed ex-girlfriend over the head with wine bottle escapes prison sentence

>Schoolboy's six-and-a-half-year sentence after "terrifying" armed carjacking robberies in West Yorkshire

>Parents' fury after Leeds school pupils threatened with isolation for 'extreme youth culture' hairstyles

ah yes the north is so peaceful, glad i don't live in London

want a gf me

>>77422068
grim

downloading nigger, jewish, yank, indian, german and japanese music on the 'seek

on the fucking charlie

tried to have a wank but cant get it up due to coke dick

>>77423070
sometimes i do but they just ignore u most of the time so u feel bad just try stay in my own head

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Why did we do it lads? Why did we kill them all?

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about time

state provided gfs when?

learnt your lesson you threadsplitting anime nonce fuck? good runt

Couldn't wait to get out of that last thread. Bunch of divvy Londoners trying to prove their miserable third-world life, living in a shoebox until they get stabbed, is somehow superior to any other lifestyle in the UK.

Pathetic really.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/if-i-can-get-acid-i-ll-use-it-selfconfessed-attacker-says-victims-deserve-to-be-targeted-a3590016.html

>The anonymous self-confessed acid attacker said he and a friend targeted the partner of a rival gang member and said he would “nine times out of ten” attack women.

>He told Vice: “[We] went to a rave, met some ‘ops’ (enemy) there. We were just fighting in the club. A couple of days later I just randomly see the ops and his baby mum.

>“They’re there at Tesco, just shopping so I was like, ‘cool’. I ran to my boy who was in the car. My boy bought a bottle, like a Lucozade bottle.

>“I was like, ‘what’s that?’. He was like ‘don’t worry, senpai. Just come, let’s go, let’s go’.

>“I’m racking up the guy, just punching him and whatnot. And my boy, he just undid the bottle and he just splashed the girl."

>He added: “Like if I can’t damage you enough I’m coming for your people.”

so so so fucking glad I don't live in London. wew.

>>77423101
d-d-delet this!!!

Are there yanks seriously still defending Trump after what happened with Flynn and Comey?

>>77422068
Ah yes, the negro showing its intellect

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>>77422068

can ye get thatchers katy in any offie

>>77423114
Did you give up on /blackgf2017/?

>>77423099
post some

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>>77423114
soon

love heroin me

>>77423117
>having less crime and higher incomes is bad

whatever suits you mate

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>>77423118
>He was like ‘don’t worry, senpai.

>>77423147
is it true nothings ever as good as your first hit?

>>77423101
>£22,000

ah yes, poverty

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>>77422068

>>77423163
I don't know, I've never done it.

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>>77423114
>barmy new guidelines
>barmy

mean

>>77422233
ahem, it's spelled whoms't*

>>77423090
>no murders
and you've picked several cities over the largest county in the country, and they're all absolute shitholes, and it's STILL not as bad as London

>Parents' fury after Leeds school pupils threatened with isolation for 'extreme youth culture' hairstyles
whoa, awful!
*becomes permanently disfigured by a nigger throwing acid on my face*
so glad I don't live in the North
*faces sizzles and burns, skin pops audibly*
grim!

>>77422663
>Up
DOWN

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just realised 8 out of my 9 friends are chinese or taiwanese

not sure what this signifies tbqh

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Nothing to see here...perfectly normal...

>>77423123
The Flynn shit had literally nothing to do with Trump lad

In the war on the mandem, if someone got acid on their face, trust me, they did something. No ifs, no buts, they deserved that.

STOP KILLING THE MANDEM

>>77423113
we didn't
northern hemisphere races (whites/jews/orientals/caucasians/native americans) are a product of neanderthal and early modern human interbreeding

northerners utterly SEETHING

>>77423207
yeah i mean he was just a highranking member of Trumps government who was specially chosen by Trump and sat in on national security meetings

nothing to do with him at all

>>77423123
FOY

mad that if all you did 3 times a week was pullups, pushups and hill sprints that you'd look better and be stronger than 99% of people

>>77423219
>What is rape

This is block war, this is it, this is beef, innit. No snitching, simple as that. No snitching.

no snitching simple as

COME OUT AT THE END OF THE SHOW, WE'LL GO AND GETTTT PISSED

>>77423237
Stop feeding autismo yank

>>77422094
3rd desperado in

>>77423150
We all saw how you live when Grenfell burned down mate. Don't pretend London is nice, everyone saw what it looks like without 30 set designers and cinematographers and models working to make the place look decent for the telly.

There's a square mile of super-rich luxury property for the Queen and city bankers and Saudi princes, then outside that there's 100 square miles of urban rot.

Sean Spicer just resigned
dont care if you dont care

everything outside london is just fucking shit

It's like being stuck in 2003

>>77423249
can't imagine living that sub-runtoid existence

>>77423260
except i live in said square mile so idgaf

>>77423207
Mm, yes, the man who Trump personally appointed NSA advisor and who just magically happened to be a gigantic Kremlin stooge (like Tillerson who is still in office) had nothing to do with him. The same man Trump told Comey to leave alone, I guess because he just wanted to cover his bases in the off-chance that he might be something that innocent Donald couldn't possibly have ever known about.

would love half a gram of the ol' charlie now

>>77423250
shift you muppet

>>77423256
I saw that stuff in a colourful can. Is it any good?

>>77421802
>dance on my own i mean i go to proper dance clubs not in fucking tiger tiger spacking about by myself, not exactly "weird" to be dancing by urself. if i make eye contact or engage with a group or w.e. i won't reject it, sometimes if i'm particularly drunk and feeling vibe wll approach others to dance with usually they r like "sure" and just ignore you lmao

is this true? is everything you're saying true? don't toy with my enotions, you're making me upset. I feel really bad for you. it cannot be as tragic as you're making it out. surely?

you go out on your own, dance on your own, sometimes approach a group to dance when your confidence is up, you don't approach girls, you have no friends. but you're still out drinking on a friday night, on your own?

where do you live mate, if it's within 100 miles of me I will go clubs and pubs with you

>>77423246
nah
I like the idea that the stronger neanderthal males would be up the human males and then shag all the human females
thus leaving the human males to shag all the neanderthal women
no rape at all, just pure human mating

very happy with the turn jazz took
jazz in the 1930s to the mid 50s was boring and predictable
it became wicked and spilled with genius after that

*sweat rolls down my face as I sort through a massive pile of historical events with an oversized stamp that reads "Jewish trickery"*

>>77423297
absolute state of your life mate

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>he's a greying bloke who posts mundane pictures of his cat on Twitter
>he's an Indian living in Cheshire
>he's a deano
>he's the Brendanposter
>he's a Northerner

Literally sat at my desk WHEEZING with laughter

>won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post

>>77423264
priebus is next

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dad expected me to sit around on my arse til 8 o'clock cause he wanted me to drive him home from the pub cause its absolutely pissing rain. he was only even going to go for 2 pints max. he hasn't even fucking gone yet. like whats even the fucking point of doing that, let alone expecting me to go out of my way to drive him home?? ARRGGHHH

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Ready for my daytrip to london

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>everything outside london is just fucking shit
>It's like being stuck in 2003

>>77422094
got a fucking grim big bottle of scrumpy. had some of that, currently drinking a stowford press. will move onto the carling post haste.

most of. London is really nice and Victorian, it's a giant area

You have to go out of your way and spend an hour on trains to go to the shit parts

>>77423300
Yeah but you just made that theory up

not a fan of jazz
too many niggers

>>77423296
decent, but get the bottles

>>77423090
You could draw WAY worse comparrisons to all of these from London and Greater London alone.

I don't care to do so, but I don't have to, because you already know it's true.

>>77423266
It got the Arctic Monkeys motivated

gf is letting me wank today! :3

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this is a regular hill
or is it?

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>>77423264
drumpf is next
check em

>>77423296
its ok for one or two from the bottle imo. couldnt imagine drinking can after can of the stuff

don't fucking care about london one way or the other and sick of hearing about it

>>77423342
it's quite logical

>>77423347
does it taste good though

>>77423328
Show up drunk at the pub he's in.

>>77423260
so mad

oven pizza deano bradleyspammer is back lads

when will he finally get banned for avatar fagging?

link me some metal lads

>>77423320
whats wrong with my life? i'm prett accomplished for my age, gf, large circle of friends.

>>77423090
all this shit happens on my street like every day

>>77423264
who will provide trump with spices now?

>>77423359
>regular hill
no such thing!

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ready for my daytrip to london

I'm stuck in 2003 and I must scream

>>77423375
t. lives in urban rot

>>77423359
Is it a shale heap?

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>avatar fagging

>>77423199
race traitor

hate downloading more new music than i can actually listen to this is frustrating

you have Britain, which is a grim fucking poor shithole which is just depressing to be in

then there's a place called London in the south, a modern Euro/American style city full of middle class people and lovely buildings

Wonder where I would rather live

>>77423404
bluh, me an dat mandem iz gon shank u up blud FEEL ME???

anyone else considered raping a giraffe

>>77423404
Dont forget to cover up that white skin
The locals may be offended

>>77423372
tastes like sweet lager. alri for a few but gets sickly quick

>>77423399
THE SPICE MUST FLOW

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notice anything?
try opening your eyes

>>77423328
yeah but to be fair he worked his whole life so you could live comfortably, probably bought you the car you're picking him up in, and paid for its insurance. so finding reasons not to help him out is actually selfish as fuck

>tfw i raise my son as best I can, buy him a car
>wont give me a lift home from the pub after a few pints

cunt of a son you are.

>>77423379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTlhUfBLKlM

>>77423434
i don't like middle class people though

You lads remember the band Doves from Manchester?

>>77423372
yeah really good i love it

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>>77423434
Can tell you've never left London if you think it can even hold a candle to the likes of Paris.

is gammon meant to be pink

housemates found out i'm a flat earther

>>77423457
wow it's a hill

>>77423457
looks like a dead volcano

NEW

>>77423482
>>77423482
>>77423482
>>77423482
>>77423482

>>77423488
Yeah pink but juices run clear.

why is britain so shite on average even though we had a massive empire which (i thought) brought in shit loads of money? were did the money go?

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>>77423487
>full of lovely middle class people

>>77423434
The south doesn't end at London you stupid paki.

>Full of rich people.

No, it's full of disgusting third world pakis like you who think it is an amazing city, with a minority of sheltered super rich who look down on you, whilst the rest of the country avoids the entire city like a plague

Wonder how it'll feel when a musician I really love actually dies

lots of envious northerners on tonight

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>a modern Euro/American style city full of middle class people and lovely buildings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-5OcEiHSg

>look up all the girls I shagged at uni
>they've all moved on and have babies with their current boyfriends/fiances
>meanwhile I'm somewhat washed up and currently a NEET

where did it all go wrong

>>77423524
Like when Pete Dougherty OD's?

mayo only on chips
ketchup on fish

is the patrician way

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>tfw went out to top up my lecky card and the house got burgled

why couldn't I have been born in London lads
its not fair

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dad called me a dumbass again
replied by saying the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

>>77423534
FONT

early exposure to industrial music turned me into a savage

>>77423534
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Every post you are about to witness in this thread is made by one man

>>77423237
>>77423285
He lied to both Pence and Trump about his talk. He allegedly spoke about sanctions after Trump was elected but before he took office. He was then dismissed and no legal action has taken place.

>gigantic Kremlin stooge

Are you such a brainlet you actually think Trump directly colluded with Russia?

>>77423533
god I live up north and it looks infinitely better than that

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hate london
indifferent to the north
love bristol
'ple as

>>77423487
if you ignore all the murders and crime in london, its actually murder free

The pro-London posts are true for maybe 10% of the city, if we're being generous.

The anti-London posts are true for 90% of the city.

Slightly miffed I've missed the cool futuristic generation lads. 2017 and we still don't have anything really cool, internet is ok I suppose but still. The next generation will probably get the really advanced shit. Or they'll just die

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>If a hired gun comes to me, and says thank you Bane, for the opportunity and continued support in the flight-related arena, but I've done that, I wanna crash this plane, I wanna start the fire, then I can make that dream come true, too, aka... FOR YOU.

normie twats out

>>77423580
we've almost reached the peak of technology
give it 40 years and there'll be nothing left to research

>>77423570
b-but drumpf is a stupid racist!

normie twats in

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>tfw got sanctioned by the job centre again

why do all the good jobs have to be in london

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Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

which one of you is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM5qMpbyXaA

normie twats shake it all about

>>77423573
enjoying the rain?

>>77423458
>he worked his whole life so you could live comfortably
this is true, but not the other two. besides I'm always driving him around. dropped him 100+km to a wedding only 2 weeks ago. no problem doing that once I know in advance he needs me to do it. plenty problems when he just does it on a fucking whim on a friday evening after I've been working all week myself and fucking Hurricane Hitler is raging outside cause he decides theres nothing on TV so he might go to the pub for 90 minutes

>>77423615
what does that mean

>>77423619
no

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>we've almost reached the peak of technology
give it 40 years and there'll be nothing left to research

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>The guy who calls it in... is a personal friend of mine!
*picks up phone*
>CIA... You old slag... It’s the Bane-meister general...
>Is he on the flightplan? He files the flightplans...
>I’m seeing you Sunday aren’t I? - For my sins... How is the plane? She crashed yet? Yeah... Alright, see you then...
*puts down phone*
>It has crashed, I forgot about that.

>he worked his whole life so you could live comfortably

pfftahahaha

>>77423615
what did you do?

>>77423592
astounding post

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love comfy cities
love nice old buildings
love being middle class
love Bristol

HATE poor frongers
hate nignogs and pakis
hate acid
hate London

simple as

>>77423549
my dad called me a "fucking donkey" just before
dunno even what that means

Just seen footage from a Greek airport. It's like 20% blond northern women. Is Greece some sort of sex tourism destination?

>>77423619
no.

>>77423597
Nah don't think so. It'll keep going unless there's a cataclysm. Once AI develops it will be the equivalent of many geniuses all thinking about issues super fast. From then on we won't even need to think of new ideas, our ai God will just sort us

poo bum

Haven't shagged a girl

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its always embarassing talking about the UK with my Asian friends

it just reminds me about how shit we have become

>>77423633
>>77423662
t. frogs

>>77423434
I'd rather live in any other European City than London

the afro american community went from bluesmen and jazzmen to rappers
very nice progression

>>77423661
If you like fucking during an earthquake

watching porn on a projector is the best decision I've made

bootiful, bernard!

>>77423684
Kiev?

>>77423676
hey at least the rorkes got us out of the EU, thats what we wanted right?

>>77423570
I said Tillerson was a stooge, which he is. Doesn't even try to hide it. Who knows what Donald's level of complicity is? For an innocent man he certainly seems to know how to pick his company.
Also:
>The Pentagon inspector general has launched an investigation into whether Michael Flynn, U.S. President Donald Trump's former national security adviser, accepted money from foreign entities without the required approval, according to a letter released by House Democrats on Thursday.
The first time Flynn was served with a subpoena he hilariously pleaded the fifth. He's now still under investigation and will likely be charged because he can't pull the same trick twice.

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Post pale rubbable tummies

>>77423460
This is excellent. Cheers lad.

someone tell me what getting sanctioned means

>>77423688
Well the earth does most of the work so yes

>>77423676
>my Asian friends
Oh wow, you're so interesting and multicultural

>>77423721
getting sectioned= getting put in a mental hospital by force

>>77423676
Shit, how will we live without chink architects

>>77423714
such a sexual image
love me some underboob

Ferragamo ferragamo ferragamo gold

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Phwoar £10 Christmas bonus came in mam, prosecco's on me this year!

the daily mail comments section is actually decent for once

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4717090/Charlie-Gard-s-parents-latest-round-legal-battle.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4717090/Charlie-Gard-s-parents-latest-round-legal-battle.html

>>77423714
looks like a horror movie ghost

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>Londoners are actually so deluded they think their horrible, smelly, Brutalist, paki-infested deanotropolis compares to a city like Paris

HOWLING

>>77423760
ah yes, the northerner life

>>77423670
whats the biggest knob you've taken?

think i would need a masters to get a job in the US

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>WE

>>77423744
>>77423735
typical brexit mong replies

>>77423756
one of the best thaiboy song

>>77423739
why do people in the uk get sanctioned by the job centre when they can't find jobs?

>>77423769
yeah all these raging northerners ITT clearly live in Paris LOL

>>77423774
Fuck off we're full

>>77423714
i want to bite into her side
like homer when he was in the land of chocolate
but not hard or anything just gentle-like you know?

>>77423704
Could be fun

anyone who says leccy should be fucking killed

>>77423804
you need all the white people you can get mate

>>77423769
paris has even more pakis than london

>>77423815
THIS

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>>77423812
alri Hannibal

SCREAMING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Grandfather-33-furious-family-thrown-plane.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715926/Grandfather-33-furious-family-thrown-plane.html

>>77423818
White women only

>>77423786
cry some more bremoan cuck, you lost

>>77423786
No one cares about your geek friends and the incredibly tenuous connection at best that Brexit would have to their dullard careers you utter wankstain

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the din dins

>>77423799
because it shows you're not motivated enough
here when you refuse to apply for jobs or to accept jobs they give you too many times you get your bennies removed from you

>>77423781
for fucks sake...
just want it to stop lads

Fella in London beats a 5 year old step child to death for losing a trainer.

State of London

>>77423845
actually you should only want white men who would help mongrelis(z)e your wogs and spics

>>77423845
*puts on a dress*
now im a woman. what now?

>>77423820
Wrong, it's actually not even close and they all live in the suburbs. Worst you'll get is a few gypsies around the Eiffel Tower. Whereas you're constantly surrounded by non-whites in London pretty much wherever you go - it doesn't feel like Europe.

Paris is shockingly white, and I say this as a Londoner.

>Grandfather, 33

ah yes, the north

poppin down to the post office to put a tenner in the leccy key

haha hopefully its enough to last us till next week x

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>cuck

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>>77423835
>homolust
don't appreciate that, don't appreciate that one bit

>>77423627
if you already had plans which you would need to cancel i would concede it's a bit unreasonable. but if you're just sat in the house anyway it's not that much of a hardship is it?

>>77423885
die

>>77423820
fake news

>>77423838
>grandfather, 33
what

what shall i get from mcdonalds lads

>>77423876
Nigga you'd get yo cracka ass BEAT ta fuck

at what stage does deporting all leftards become morally justified? are we past it yet?

>>77423879
wrong

Many drinks get mocked on here, what's the accepted /brit/ alcoholic beverage?

>>77423917
a big nasty

>>77423924
where would you deport us to?

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rosy rutherford

>>77423913
white trash have lots of kids

>>77423862
what does sanctioning mean in that case then? you're put in a special neet home or something?

>>77423924
You can't because they all go through it ages 16 - 22. You'd basically just have to deport all teenagers on a rotating basis.
Used to be National Service sorted it out though.

>>77423942
Bud Light Lime

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>>77423802
I live in Hull and I'd rather live here than in London.

>>77423917
Diabetes and cancer you putrid nigger

>>77423929
t. never left his grim little studio flat in Putney

>>77423942
kronenbourg

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>this
>better than anywhere in the UK
Londoners explain yourselves.

>>77423942
Kopparberg Mixed Fruits

>>77423942
thatchers

>>77423942
local IPAs
guinness

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>>77423838
>Grandfather-33

>>77423954
nah you just get your dole money removed from you i think

>>77423942
stout

>>77423711
>Who knows what Donald's level of complicity is

Maybe we should wait until any level of complicity can actually be proven? He's been wire tapped, scrutinized by all of Washington and every Obama era holdover, had members of his cabinet under investigation by the FBI and still nothing has come that incriminates him. Weird innit?

Not saying Flynn is or isn't innocent but he's done more shady shit for the Turkish government (which he's still under investigation for) than the Russians.

>>77423820
Utterly wrong. Paris is still majority white. Paris is a paki shit hole with redeeming features. London is even more of a paki shit hole with zero redeeming features.

Literally ANY city in the UK would be preferable to live in. Even the most run down areas of glasgow are safer than the most run down areas of London.

Slough has much more going for it than London. It might be a shit hole, but at least you wont get shot, stabbed, then have acid thrown on your face, only to have the mayor tell you it's just part of the London Party Parcel.

>>77423942
koppaberg mixed fruits is the official drink of /brit/

>>77423781

What's the opposite of 'whitewashing'?

*Spashes lemon juice all over you*
Hahaha look at me lads I'm an acid splashing paki haha waheyyyy

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>he doesn't live in preston

>>77423942
i dont drink

Deported myself

>>77423993
>>77423983
kopparberg is fucking shit

would drop any ""man"" i saw drinking it

>>77423786
Why are you wasting your life on here when you're clearly so cultured and popular?

>>77423992
>Paris is still majority white
so is London you fool

>>77424008
PRESTON
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>>77423942

Doom Bar senpai

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>>77423838
>grandfather, 33
>tfw 27 and still kissless

need cum

TO cum that is!!!!!!!!

rate joke

>>77424010
'd

>nothing to do tonight

been a long time since I've been in this situation lads. Sort of ostracised myself from a few friends and got dumped recently.

Not feeling good.

>>77424008
UP THE LAMBS

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>>77424027

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gonna need a new one shortly lads

>>77424015
Yeah that's if you could get to him before the drink did. Had a thimblefull the other day and I was on the ground before it had barely passed my lips. Ghastly strong stuff that

>>77423947
Liberia

I have decided i am with the Pro-London team, because of that lad here who posts his pictures of him walking around london and they look peng

they seem much better evidence to me than cherrypicked images from shoddy news sites like the anti-londoners post

>>77424003

I laughed

>>77423539
how is that man still alive

>>77423994
London

>>77424035
*gives you a snog*
*pinches your bum*
*asks you with my eyes for your consent to proceed*

>>77424027
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think you mean whites are the largest minority in london. But a minority none the less. Something like 35% white? Paris is over 70% white.

Fucking delusional London paki.

>>77424056
is he combing his hair forward because hes balding?

>>77424051
go see Dunkirk, very good film if i may so.

>>77424062
would have to do a cheeky uprising if you did that

liberia is a shithole

toilet bog fuckhead cock sucker orange hitler nigger piece of shit is not my president

All I wanna do is to b with u

>>77424064
literally no one is denying that the victorian and gothic architecture in central london is very nice. but that architecture does not represent the people who live there now, not even the white ones

>>77424102
actually he is

>>77424015
*skulls the rest of me bottle*
*runs at you and takes a massive swing at your noggin*
*misses and falls on my face passed out*

>dem man wag wan enz bluh FEEL ME??? landan FEEL ME??? wag wan dem enz mandem ROAD man dem enz safe bluh nahhh
Anyone speak London?

>>77424072
Dunno lol

Last I heard he was in rehab in Singapore or some shit

Paris is LITERALLY 70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettoes and 95% white in the centre.

London is Pakistan at this point.

Friday night in again

>>77424088
ha, was just looking at the listings for that...one at 20:50 at my local (£5 a ticket!) cinema, may well do that if nobody gets in touch.

>>77424080
>Paris is over 70% white.
id say even more
its only the surburbs outside of paris which have a big non white pop (big as it feels big in %)
everyone just comes to paris during the day for work etc

Was just disinvited from a function.

Feel like shit desu.

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>>77424080
>>77424054
mongs

>>77424090
>cheeky uprising

ah yes, noodle-armed bugmen rebelling against blackshirts. sure to go well!

>>77424124
Go to mosque

>>77424008
i can see my flat in that

a nigger tried to sell me a gucci bag in paris

>>77424080
this is only because of things like Bosnians and Colombians not being counted as white

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>>77424141
>2011

>>77424107
but also in all his pictures 90% of people are white

>>77424126
Can I come?

>>77424141
>2011
>doesn't factor in the million or more illegals living in london

howling

wheres the new?

>>77424144
CABLE STREET
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>>77424141
Less than 50 percent isn't a majority Habib

>>77424161
you've never left the basement liam

>>77424171
>>77424181
If anything London's probably got whiter since then, with gentrification and that

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Looking at pics of London makes me glad to live in Hull 2bh.

think im shadow banned from reddit

they weren't ready for my truth bombs

>>77424176
central london is 90% white on workdays when you factor in all the tourists and day trippers

NEW

>>77424204
>>77424204

>>77424141
>2011
>44%
>Still a noticable minority

Why am I not surprised that a London paki does not know what the words 'majority' and 'miniority' mean

>>77424177
if you live in South London...sure.

many white deanos have moved out of London since 2011

>321

COMEOOOOON I CANT FUCKING WELL POS TMY GIMIQQUES WHEN NO ONE WILL SEE THEM CAN I

aroooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77424192
but 60% is you illiterate rorke