gimmick edition
the virgin city: london
the chad megalopolis: paris
i spend 45% of my time in london, 45% of my time in a sleepy countryside village and 10% of my time in northern Wales
i'd wager i have the best living arrangements out of everyone ITT, cause my set up is pretty fucking sweet
>>77419392
fuck off
Fuck off japs edition
except this osaka lad he seems alri
early twat
>>77419392
fuck off and die
Hello everyone it appears to be 4pm, how do you fancy a nice afternoon tea? I know a great place in Derbyshire.
lads i literally have no felt hungry in a year
have had lots of medical tests in that time including ct scan from neck to pelvis, all clear
anyone know what is going on? yesterday i ate like 500 calories and today i have not eaten but im not hungry, its like the signalling is broken. also my stomach makes weird noises at times, im thinking i might have some kind of bacterial infection but its never been diagnosed
Took this image of a thing in kos 2 weeks ago
It's now destroyed
Haunting.
what happens if you wank too much
do you die
>>77419421
you dont have to be a millionaire
you just have to be uppermiddle class and/or have millionaire parents
so there are actually a decent amount of us
>>77419463
aids
https://archive.fo/hw56J
>leftypol is mass flagging all /pol/ Youtubers because one of their leftypol channels got taken down
>they managed to take down Murdoch Murdoch
reee
>>77419437
living in a racist world would be banter
>>77419470
no it just starts to hurt and you foreskin becomes very tight
>>77419463
*500 calories yesterday
want a gf so bad
Can we just agree not to mention the L word in these threads from now on? It inevitably causes horrid and pointless arguments every time
>>77419454
fuck off cunt stop taking the piss
>>77419470
>/
>>77419454
>>77419437
>>77419427
>>77419422
Fuck off Jimmy foreigners, this is a proud British thread ! ! !
>>77419433
you wouldnt be able to wank 5 times a day unless youre about 12-13. in your 20s three times a day for an extended period is absolute max and that'd be really pushing it
t. wanker
>>77419498
london
>>77419482
i hope they take down lauren southern, pjw and molyneux and carl of Swindon too
london mentioned
convinced I've basically seen ever good film now
>2017
Why the fuck is this allowed?
Been stuck behind these cunts for 10 minutes
Ah yes...
I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:
Girl, 5, fined £150 for lemonade stand - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40679075
>>77419506
hello amateur
I'm 22 and I can still push about 6 per day if I really put my mind to it
>>77419506
what are you on about
im 19 and i wanked 7 times in one day about a month ago
we need a word for when you get impatient and make a post just before or after a new thread is posted
i'm going to call it "spinking" because it's a very ugly word
it is now someone else's responsibility to come up with a word for when you actually manage to get your post in the new thread but the janny deletes it and posting it again would make you look like a right tit
>>77419514
boohoo people have right-wing opinions
>>77419524
she didn't have a licence
it's been cancelled
literal fake news
Business idea: Take my bike to the safari park
@24
yank reading comprehension
*oinks grotesquely*
haha love me a great big pair of jubblies
*snorts with shocking disregard for the environs*
>>77419498
Oh but blimey I hate london, I was taking a train there from Devon and there were far too many immigrants I must say. Much better over here in Tamberayshire
>>77419481
that is found by basic blood test
free my nikka daddy mills
>>77419514
leftypol fuck off
most is 4 times a day
usually do once or twice every other
>>77419482
Still absolutely livid that Joseph Retrostein got shoahd. Couldn't care less about Carl of Swindon and all the other interchangeable talking head cunts, but that was some damn good synthwave.
>>77419529
>>77419525
ahhhh yes, VERY impressive
>>77419506
what if there was a gun held to your head
>>77419482
they'll all be back up. youtube has an automated system so when a channel is flagged enough it gets auto deleted and then reviewed once someone appeals it.
>>77419525
>>77419529
firstly i dont talk to virgins
secondly its not talking about in one day, its talking about every day for months on end
you cannot wank 6-7 times a day every day for several months
>>77419524
good
why the fuck should anyone just be able to set up a lemonade stand? there are rules and regulations about business in this country and we can't just let people flaunt them willy nilly
>https://www.roombuddies.co.uk/search/rooms/greater-london/london/muslim-flatshare
alri lads anyone wanna help me find a room in london, I earn £1500/month, so I can pay £1000 for a room
14 likes on instagram
>>77419506
I'm 28 and and I had sex and came five times yesterday
Absolutely amazing
https://youtu.be/uWd6XgBVIcg
train home in two hours
best start packing
>>77419590
try the thimble department in harrod's xxx
>>77419482
really, in all truthful honesty, could not give less of a shite even if i cared enough to try
>>77419482
right wingers do this to lefty channels too
fair game imo
>>77419584
im not a virgin
just like wanking sometimes, its less hassle
>>77419590
I hear Grenfell Tower has some great deals at the moment.
>>77419584
>virgins
I've had sex a few times
>you cannot wank 6-7 times a day every day for several months
is this a challenge?
do you really want me to keep a wanking log and take a picture of each different ejaculate with a time stamp?
paris is just so much better than london
london mentioned again
>>77419628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Js8wntdk4
>>77419601
refer to second point of >>77419601
>>77419577
youd get performance anxiety but to the extreme
Guess what, maybe the people defending living in London have millions of millions of pounds? Must be really hard to wrap your head around the idea that some people have different standards of living that you. Now shut the fuck up because you all sound really bitter talking about somewhere you don't live 24/7
ive got a boner and im worried its going to stretch and de-elasticise my new designer undies
>>77419628
not really
>>77419646
biased false information
I FOUND A LUMP
>>77419534
no theyre just inciting racial hatred if they had right wing opinions they wouldnt be zoning non white people out and pandering to the alt right
>>77419659
>false
so we're seeing paid actors?
musicians were so ugly in the 60s
>>77419647
reeeeee
meant >>77419584
Northern accent: T'LAGER
>gimmick edition
>good night edition
>business idea edition
never met someone as uncreative as the waifu mong
PINTSTATION
>>77419678
nah she just went into only neighbourhood of paris which looks like that
she didnt even try to go in the normal parts
>>77419646
>stupid bitch goes to a deprived part of paris
>rorke retards eat this shit up
we need to round the rorkes all up and send them to re education camps or forced labour camps
leftypol really hates black pigeon speaks lol
don't understand why they call themselves "Leftist Politically Incorrect", they're obsessed with PC
>>77419679
agreed nothing on the 50s
>>77419647
a water pistol then
>>77419646
one thing I remember about being in paris once was that literally 1 in 10 shops seemed to be a chemists with a big green flashing cross outside
weird
>>77419696
I want to slit his neck and watch him choke on his own blood
you see josie, I can masturbate as much as I can (have a method)
absolutely love alex jones. really jealous of his career. imagine being paid to be an explosive nutjob who gets to say whatever the fuck he wants, all the time, and having a massive following who support you. He is just free reign 100% of the time, does not give a single shit how mental he comes across.
>>77419703
>paris is white if you avoid the non-white parts
And I'm hairless if you avoid my hairy asshole
>>77419711
This has to be the most painfully bad /brit/ gimmick after Bradleyposting
>>77419705
But if I go to a deprived part of Belfast, everyone is still white.
>>77419746
agreed
>>77419728
chemists in the uk don't have something to stand out?
>>77419741
thats like the one shit neighbourhood, the rest of the city is white
>>77419747
that's because not even third worlders want to live in a shithole like poorthern direland
business idea: abandon this mong's thread
>>77419764
be the change you want to see
>>77419747
really tells you how undesirable belfast is then doesn't it
>>77419703
But that is a neighborhood, in Paris. Not really fake news is it. It's only one neighborhood now, wont be one for long.
>>77419724
bizarro jsoie
stop being interested in nobs
also you should be slep with alarm set for 9:30-9:45pm GMT wot u playin at
>>77419764
I back this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI
choon
>>77419757
Yeah, it's not the signs I was interested by, it was the sheer number of them. Everywhere I looked there were chemists and green signs.
>>77419746
what is wrong with it.
>>77419777
i just think its dishonest to go into that part and let your viewers conclude that its how the entire city is
>>77419747
taigs aren't white
sucking a nigger
>>77419757
>the rest of the city is white
am sure it is lol
nigging a sucker
>tim made 2 in case of pc hacks videos today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5VD-9zGtlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbCTTN10rcA
WE LOVE OUR SOMALIS
WE LOVE OUR MUSLIMS
OH THEY'RE SO GOOD
OH THEY'RE SO SWEET
>>77419801
You post it too often and it wasn't even funny to begin with
>>77419789
all of this music sounds fucking identical (shite)
don't understand for a moment why or even HOW people can listen to this utter rubbish without wanting to claw their eardrums out
>>77419454
mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg-McDlm_98
Petey is going to have a field day on Sunday with these new crime figures.
>>77419763
>>77419775
the non-whites aren't happy about that one are they haha
>>77419803
I was referring to East Belfast though.
delboy falling through the bar was arguably the best moment in british television
>>77419808
it is bouseux de merde
on the bog pushing out an absolute eldritch monstrosity while listening playing doodlejump and /brit/posting
so i guess this is the 21st century huh?
i have decided the lump is benign and i will not be taking further action
>>77419840
don't doubt it lol
This will be me if Jeremy Corbyn gets in
>>77419835
he's really not a very interesting thinker compared to his brother, reckon his IQ is at least 15 points lower
>>77419654
Why does she knock on the door lads?
>>77419864
Just make sure you get John McDonnal too
>>77419864
reported to gchq and mi5
>>77419864
the so-called tolerant right
>>77419864
w2c those sneaks
>>77419835
can't wait for his hot take where it's all because of marijuana, abortion and the wonder woman movie
The Japanese gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHDg_K-3gas
my life is just one big gimmick
>>77419864
flagged this post to the attention of the relevant authorities
>>77419864
>not binning that knife
shame on you
>>77419899
>Japanese
>>77419897
the absolute states of america
>>77419662
not inciting racial hatred anymore than the leftists do when they rant about white people every day
fuck off to leftypol
>>77419392
boobe
>>77419899
goal gf
The Japanese gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKRQsUi_GZo
>>77419894
He'll get a shot in about drugs somewhere, but this doesn't fit in with his overall narrative of 'police aren't recording drug crime any more', so he probably won't push it. But he's actually pretty spot on about the reactive vs. proactive policing issue. It's one of the few things I actually agree with him about.
>Suffolk
>>77419946
kek
>>77419935
fuck off liam you fat dirty twat go choke on some coke zero you mong HANG YOURSELF BRO no one likes you all you do is waste oxygen you fucking autist go join your father in the graveyard you dirty little nonce hope your mum hangs herself
watching doctor whom
>>77419802
I have been to Paris. The entire city is fucked, just like London, in fact it is even worse than London. I love France, I would never EVER go back to stay in Paris though. The Muslims and Africans have literally taken it.
>>77419937
id post her naked sex scenes from camelot however i doubt il janitorio will be too happy
>>77419662
fuck off leftypol
>>77419946
lol
>>77419778
was sleep, woke up thinking about wanks
anyone remember the liamo meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv1WgiRyfgA
He was too good for this world
>>77419961
fake news
>>77419957
no clue who this liam cunt is but this is a rorke general you retarded frog
>>77419946
>known to sleep in bins
that's deep state talk for "he knew too much"
>>77419969
What's funny?
Just want to fucking die, I'm trapped and it's terrifying.
L O N D O N
starting to genuinely dislike leftypol
>>77419981
kill yourself liam
>>77419939
nce
>deep state
>>77419971
Many such cases!
now go bk 2 slp an dnt b l8 2nit
>starting to genuinely dislike leftypol
post average americans
help me
>>77419864
>inciting succ dems to revolution
good plan comrade
>>77419992
go for a walk and drink a glass of water mate
or talk abt your problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqLLDZvbG-U
did they all know savile was a nonce when filming this?
>Only kuffir and camels
ewew
>>77420015
isn't funny, doesn't add anything, doesn't convince anyone
just done a bit more of the decking lads, probably got 1 more day's work left in it
back is killing me but the deck is looking beauuuutiful
>>77420003
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r
hmmm maybe you don't belong here sweaty xx
is liam here
*shuts down your lemonade stand*
*stands idly by as you are raped by muslims*
i admit i'm not much of a star wars fan but the siths seem like the good guys to me
>>77420008
shes nearly 24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjcbAC9fxZI
>>77419979
Have all the Africans and Muslims left since I visited in 2015 then?
>>77420033
non-whites become white if they live in white countries long enough. race is purely environmental
>isn't funny, doesn't add anything, doesn't convince anyone
anon's log
earthdate: 21st of july, 2017
laci green is still not my gf
>>77420033
yeah like 1/8th of each no doubt
>women
>>77420028
>Top Comment
>God, half the people starring in this are now either dead, paedophiles or dead paedophiles
>>77420066
hate this right wing quisling
>>77420044
kind of hot in a trashy way tbqh
>>77420042
>decking
>beautiful
not possible
>>77420043
but kill yourself liam dont care about your rorke/lefty little brawl just kill yourself bro
>>77419878
Telling the cuckbou to keep cleaning the garden
>>77419991
ur nan
>>77420056
and you believed him
might move to brazil
looks like it'd be an adventure
>non-whites become white if they live in white countries long enough. race is purely environmental
>>77419984
K I N O
I
N
O
>>7742000
whats this from?
>>77420028
>did they all know savile was a nonce when filming this?
literally everyone knew
>>77420061
That's why they always segregate themselves to their own communities. They don't want to integrate
>>77420082
>bro
fuck off yank
>>77420103
you missed a number mate
>>77419897
>12 year old nephew
>8th birthday party
>>77420072
who in it, besides Savile, is a nonce?
opening a 25p can of tesco everyday value bitter
>>77420033
Yes indians and iranians are white no surprises here
>>77420116
you're a proper sadcase liam just look at your fucking basement you nonce you're really a poor cunt hope you choke on the runt slop your mum feeds you with you utter weapon
>>77420033
I'm 1/4 iranian and I look very white
>>77420132
Gandhi, also Sooty probably
>>77420131
in american you don't get birthdays at 2, 4, 6 and 8
>>77420000
whats this from?
>>77420131
and? it just means he didn't have a party for 4 birthdays
don't understand speech impediments, i'd chalk it up to retardation but there are actually demonstrably intelligent people who talk like porky pig somehow
imagine actually thinking every yank in /brit/ is this liam cunt and then obsessively posting about it
the sad life of this obsessed frog
>>77419463
no has any ideas then? its literally driving me a bit mad, i can still enjoy food but it would be nice to actually crave it again. wondering if im a vampire or something
>Justin Bieber banned from China
Did they listen to his music lol
>>77420148
that's genuinely freaking me out and making me uncomfortable, why is this making me feel so anxious?
>>77420131
It's because it;s a persistent injury. She probably had an argument with her brother/sister and sued their kid as revenge 4 years after the injury.
Pros/Cons of working at GCHQ?
im definitely qualified enough to get a position pretty easily.
>>77420171
alri liam
>>77420171
its you hahaahha stop hiding mate you 30 years old pathetic virgin
might start posting on brit/pol/ again
>>77420164
go live in africa and see if you don't become black
>>77420161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8
>>77420168
It's a neurological thing
I stormed the beaches of Normandy. I spent three years fighting all over Europe, experienced the horrors of war first hand, saw close friends get ripped apart by mortars and machine gun fire. Some died in my arms, screaming for their mothers. I escaped death only by a very close margin multiple times myself. But I never gave up, never doubted our mission. I knew what I was fighting for and even more important, what I was fighting against. And this gave me the strength to keep going, even when it seemed like suicide. And I survived. Most of my friends did not, but it was still worth it.
Had we not fought this war, and won this war, my granddaughter would not have the freedom she has today.
>>77420168
abuse
>>77420171
I'm actually lurking but he hasn't replied to me yet. the Liam that is portrayed here isn't close to what I actually am though
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSJSVmfaMCs
>>77420227
ah yes
because a WW2 vet of all people would he a big fan of neonazi ideologies
>>77420194
You get to look at CP for "investigative" purposes
>30 years old
>works 1 day a week, sells shite on craiglist, gets money from his mum as sources of income
>lives in his mum's basement
>virgin
>no mates
>no education
>dirty and fat
just imagine living this life. this utter sadcase still dare being arrogant on here after
>>77420247
why are you posting girls who look like children you stupid nonce
>>77419815
mirin bulk
>>77420131
yanks have 10 birthdays a year, this was his 8th one
>>77420254
wanting your descendants to look like you hardly makes you a nazi
been watching coyote peterson videos for the past two days, really excellent content
made some peng bachelor chow
>>77419463
>>77420172
Shoo shoo spooky skeleton
>wanting your descendants to look like you hardly makes you a nazi
>>77420247
>>77420271
Who is this referring to? Not a master of /brit/lore.
>>77420271
every day i see you here posting aboiut liam. i dont think he is even here half the hours you post about him. it's a quite an unhealthy obsession mate. what has he done to anger you this much? we all know he's autistic but i think most people just ignore him
mfw a canadian says yank
>>77420273
maybe this would be more your speed lad?
>>77420303
literally me(me)
HOL'UP
WAHEY
>>77420303
kek
>>77420273
thats javstar ai uehara you sheltered newtwat cunt piece of shit
can't imagine the living hell it must be living in a flat near Tim
just constant amplifier whines and shite electrical guitar noises broken up only by him constantly pacing about the place and playing piano (terribly)
and if you dare ask him to stop he goes on a personal crusade against you
>>77420314
autismoyank
he's on here 24/7 but pretend it's not him when he's found out
he posted a pic of his room today didnt save it tho
>>77420326
im doing this or his own good
>>77420329
Car is burning oil like a bitch lads.
30 seconds or more of idle followed by a pull away will coat the car behind in oily smoke lmao
>>77420303
>delet this
hmmm
>>77420271
I'm not fat.
Matched this one. Hope she messages me unlike the other 6 haha
>make a reasonable reply
>leftypol greentexts your reply and adds a chav skinhead picture
sigh
>>77420352
wtf is this real
>>77420343
He should be in an institution
>>77420334
grim
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/sex-robots-frigid-settings-rape-simulation-men-sexual-assault-a7847296.html
just pre ordered mine t b h
sometimes i think about becoming religious
but then i realise that i'd have to stop watching tranny porn, fuck that lad
>>77420346
pretty sure you're more autistic than he is at this point. and no im not liam just because i have an american flag you retarded obsessed cunt.
>>77420303
>pretending no one does it
h8 females
Used to be the kpop desu lad poster but then got a Korean gf
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>77420313
will gooks ever recover
>>77420373
yes
>>77420401
of course you're not him, of course...
ill get you one day liam
>>77420227
I doubt they fought for world where transsexual children are on the front cover of time magazine, and the media and education system are actively anti-white.
>>77420384
>Frigid Farrah
REALLY made me think but not quite sure what
at least they have their target demographic in mind
Do NOT want the next edition to come from the waifu mong
>>77420415
why is Malaysia such a terrible place?
>>77420442
too much rorkeism
>>77420400
a true gentleman
>>77420372
its just one guy greentexting anything even semi rorke
>>77420435
meant to quote >>77420254
>>77420415
how the fuck do rasheedientals even understand spanish?
>>77420194
pros: it's a well paying and highly regarded job
cons: you're sworn to secrecy and if you try to leak anything you get fucked over
(see: timothy james byrne, or various people who've "committed suicide" in odd ways)
>>77420452
good argument desu
>>77420442
its in the name
mal asia
>>77420343
Don't forget the cunt bangs door as loud as possible with no regard for anyone and is seen shirtless outside taking pictures of himself
why is despacito so popular
I'm actually Liam but there is no point in proving it because only like 8 people who watched thailad's stream would recognise my voice. the frenchie has yet to reply to any of my posts ITT for the record
>>77420452
Most likely a troll, but I remember there was this one woman who was raped who said it wasn't that big a deal, and women need to get over it.
business idea: start using the term "normals" rather than normies
>>77420492
mexicans
almost every artist on spotify (especially 80s british artists for some reason) has more listeners in mexico than anywhere else. probably goes double for actual spic music
>>77420489
imagine if you had a kid and that fucking freak was living nearby
>>77420452
saudi logic
*enters the thread*
out, i say out froms whenst you came, you vile socialites!
>>77420513
he played it off as being bait when he got a lot of hate
virgin media is so fucking SHIT
>>77420535
ahahaha fuck sakes smiffy aaaahhaa fuckin wrongun you ahahaaa
okay right lads
I am NOT going to apply to GCHQ, okay? NOT going to. Right?
>>77420452
I haven't had a Facebook since 2013 how bad is it these days?
>>77420535
ladladladladladlad
>>77420535
Fucking state of Krauts
>>77420564
So is your face, m8