Vocaroo bread

>>77417202
ill read it in an hour when im home don't let vocaro thread die

Obligatory english

Although Old Church Slavonic (OCS) is the oldest documented Slavic language, it is not the language from which the other Slavic languages evolved any more than Sanskrit is the language from which the other Indo-European languages evolved. Rather, Old Church Slavonic is now thought to be a dialect of one of the branches of the Slavic languages.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D45xMh6DiX

Some german to keep it afloat

Drahtgewebe sind Flächengebilde mit gleichartigen Öffnungen in regelmäßiger Anordnung, die durch rechtwinkliges Verkreuzen von Kett- und Schussdrähten auf Webmaschinen hergestellt werden. Sie werden an vielen Stellen zur Filtration eingesetzt, wo definierte und reproduzierbare Filtrationseigenschaften wichtig sind.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YJk1QU4OJ4

μπυμπ

Opholdstilladelsen er i forste omgang tidsbegrænset, men med mulighed for forlængelse, hvis man stadig opfylder betingelserne. Der er mulighed for, at man efter en årrække kan få en permanent opholdstilladelse, hvis en række betingelser er opfyldt. Læs mere om permanent opholdstilladelse.

En opholdstilladelse som familiesammenfort giver ret til at arbejde i Danmark.

>>77419686
Did my best

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1arUqksUNq0

I didn't understand half of it and the rest was hard to follow.

>>77420124
No wonder, I really had a hard time.

>>77420124
>>77419905

The Canadian did it better.

>>77417202
Gran Canaria è una delle Isole Canarie, di origine vulcanica. È la seconda isola più popolata dell'arcipelago (dopo Tenerife). Con una superficie di 1.560,1 km[1] quadrati e un'altezza massima di 1956 metri[2] con il Pico de las Nieves, è la terza isola più grande dell'arcipelago per estensione e altitudine.

Prendo sempre tre gusti fumo un cono gelato

Ho, ho tre collane al collo sembro un cono gelato

La tua ragazza si scioglie come un cono gelato

Mi tuffo verso i soldi come un doppio carpiato

>>77417202
so how does this work?
you put up a short text in your language and others try to prnounce it?
sounds fun

>>77421029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k17VbTOcYT

>>77421108
That's the idea, just drop random "not too hard" stuff and make fun of others scorching your language.

>>77421093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eMlygWadTS

>>77421108
Post something

>>77417202
>>77418813
>>77418945
>>77417202

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ucf2fsXoBD

My co workers say I sound American, anyone else think that?
I guess a lifetime of being exposed to American media and youtube channels does that to you.

>>77422734
>for the bants
When did you come over from England, Billy?

>>77422989
I was saying that satirically ya junkies bastard ye

here's some romanian
>Limba română, find separată de celelalte limbi romanice, are caracteristici unice familiei precum păstrarea cazurilor gramatice și folosirea intensă a palatalizării.
btw final "i" is actually palatalisation unless it's a single syllable word.
>tfw my mic is too shitty to record

Sol syns svartna, nu segnar jord i hav
Strålande stjärnor störtar från himmelen
Elden den brusar med bolmande rök
Det slår höga lågor mot himmelen själv

>>77418945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FtOb0fkPFh

>>77419686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qMKfgBsj0i

>>77427760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nsoG1DRHF4

>Tá an t-ochtar a dtángthas orthu inné istigh i gcoimeádán ag Caladh Ros Láir anois curtha go dtí Baile Átha Cliath, áit a ndéanfar a gcuid iarratas ar thearmann a phróiseáil.

Who else here has a bland accent?

>>77429166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16sAIBoV4Bi

>>77417202
On first try it's hard to predict the words that come next. Here's the best could:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w64D6QIMCo

>>77418813
Same:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YGCsvWdHyY

>>77418945
Kek, never read german in my life:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ppOeYn1FQ0

R8, here's some Portuguese:
Flutuações e variabilidade estão presentes em quase todo o valor que possa ser medido durante a observação de um fenómeno, independentemente da sua natureza. Além disso quase todas as medidas possuem uma parte de erro intrínseco.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CLwjDs9nEQ

Courtesy bump.

>>77430339
Was it your intention to sound like a robot? kek

It wasn't too bad for a foreigner, though when you see a h after a letter it generally means you soften it - dh/gh become a y sound, th becomes a h-sound and so on.

>>77418813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dehIteQImX

>>77429961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02GfloKBRqB

That feel when want to post but can't record

>>77433279
Just tell your mother and sisters you want to practice your English so they'll have to fuck off for a few minutes.

>>77433394
I-it's not that

I suppose you're the Irish poster that always posts in these threads, I'm the Spaniard in Sweden

>>77427760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ef2i0b7YPw

>>77433699
>I suppose you're the Irish poster that always posts in these threads
There was absolutely no need to be rude.

>>77418813
>Slavonic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pqsullrkw4

>>77418813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xr2BhOYfla

r8 horrible mexican accent

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>>77434079
Tá brón orm

>>77434244
You said "other" in a weird way, but I wouldn't have guessed your accent was Mexican. It was fine otherwise.

>>77432297
You sound like a voice actor for The Witcher.

Rate my French, guys. I need feedback.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CWqa6fVwiJ

English:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PkIbgqhAK9

>>77418813
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Np9Up0ymc

also, some forgotten brazilian literature:
Era alta noite: eu esperava ver passar nas cortinas brancas a sombra do anjo. Quando passei, uma voz chamou-me. Entrei. — Ângela com os pés nus, o vestido solto, o cabelo desgrenhado e os olhos ardentes tomou-me pela mão... Senti-lhe a mão úmida.... Era escura a escada que subimos: passei a minha mão molhada pela dela por meus lábios . Tinha saibo de sangue.

— Sangue, Ângela! De quem é esse sangue?

A Espanhola sacudiu seus longos cabelos negros e riu-se.

Entramos numa sala. Ela foi buscar uma luz, e deixou-me no escuro.

Procurei, tateando, um lugar para assentar-me: toquei numa mesa. Mas ao passar-lhe a mão senti-a banhada de umidade: além senti uma cabeça fria como neve e molhada de um líquido espesso e meio coagulado. Era sangue...

Quando Ângela veio com a luz, eu vi... Era horrível!... O marido estava degolado.

Era uma estátua de gesso lavada em sangue... Sobre o peito do assassinado estava uma criança de bruços. Ela ergueu-a pelos cabelos... Estava morta também: o sangue que corria das veias rotas de seu peito se misturava com o do pai!

— Vês, Bertram, esse era o meu presente: agora será, negro embora, um sonho do meu passado. Sou tua e tua só. Foi por ti que tive força bastante para tanto crime... Vem, tudo esta pronto, fujamos. A nós o futuro!

>>77417202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GxcYH1AZod

>>77418813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06pILMu1OTW

>>77430500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iZezfR6GAb

>>77434716
sorry, it was just the last part


Era uma estátua de gesso lavada em sangue... Sobre o peito do assassinado estava uma criança de bruços. Ela ergueu-a pelos cabelos... Estava morta também: o sangue que corria das veias rotas de seu peito se misturava com o do pai!

— Vês, Bertram, esse era o meu presente: agora será, negro embora, um sonho do meu passado. Sou tua e tua só. Foi por ti que tive força bastante para tanto crime... Vem, tudo esta pronto, fujamos. A nós o futuro!

>>77434704
Your English was fine, although your v sounded like a weird v/w hybrid.

Rate the German please
>>77428982

>>77434817
>although your v sounded like a weird v/w hybrid.

It's because sometimes when I'm trying to conciously pronounce the English 'w-sound' correctly I tend to overshoot and then pronounce the 'v's incorrectly.

>>77418945
Not too bad, but there are some mistakes that are typical for native speakers of English: the ich-sound is sometimes incorrectly pronounced like a 'k'(in rechtwinkliges) and the -tion in Latin borrowings is pronounced like 'tsee-ohn'. So you pronounce 'Filtration' like 'fill-trah-tseeohn'.

>>77435037
>>77428982

>>77429961
Me, I'm a girl though so I'm afraid to post

>>77418813
I want my spoken english r8ed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nU7ke0ZkYr

>>77421093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AJ9GSfeJUC

>>77435365
You're completely understandable, so 9/10. Just a point off because you have an accent but I wouldn't have even recognized it as Mexican if I didn't know your flag.

>>77435365
Your English was fine laddie.