Bonjour, mon name is Monsiour Ken.
I’m a 27 year old American Francophile (ouiaboo for you barbarians). I bake baguettes and croissants in my kitchen, and spend my days driving in roundabouts and playing superior French games (Little Big Adventure, Alone in the Dark, Beyond Good and Evil, Another World).
I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through hunger because it is baked at over thousand degrees (Celsius), and is vastly superior to any other bread on earth. I earned my baking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both Parisian and Quebecois dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their Napoleonic code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a member of the French Foreign Legion or write for Asterix!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss everyone on the cheek at least four times and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France!
don't forget to smell like garbage and alienate tourists
>>77415832
hes going to France, not Brazil
>>77415858
that's my point
>ouiaboo thread
>page 10
bump
>>77418626
t'es fille? est-ce que tu veux pisser dans ma bouche?
As a Finn with Huguenot descent I will never forget what the French did to my ancestors
>>77418690
>Finn with huguenot descent
Does it even exist
>what the french
Your ancestors were also french, m8
>>77418626
le bump
>>77418690
Just friendly banter, also your ancestors were French
>>77418742
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famille_De_la_Chapelle_(Finlande)
>>77415727
>going to a High School instead of le Lycée
Merde alors.
>>77415727
hon hon hon
>>77418690
Accept your french ancestry white man, I have accepted mine.
>>77419030
wow
based
>>77419306
>tfw the whole world is secretly french
>>77415727
That's very cute of you. Keep it up mon ami.
>>77419364
I am Norman, therfore white. Southern fr*ch do not have the right to speak to me.
>>77419425
this
fuck occitaniggers
>>77419425
I am Slav.
>>77415727
>not adding a space before the exclamation mark
Not a true French faggot
>>77418690
>Finnish Hugenot
>German Hugenot
>Dutch Hugenot
>English Hugenot
> Afrikaner Hugenot
You're spreading like the kikes...