aspartame edition
just got thousand word email from a customer basicly saying i'm incompetent lol
>>77412640
recommend me a video to nut to
*the Yank crawls out of his lay-z boy (reinforced) and slowly crawls across his linoleum floor like a slug to the kitchen, wheezing with every breath*
"ah-spar-ta-mmmhhhhh"
*he reaches out to the handle of one of his four fridges to grab an ice cold Coke Zero® but it is too late*
*the Yank goes into diabetic shock, luckily he rolls over onto his lifealert button, sending an alarm ringing in a distant office*
*within minutes a team is on hand with a needle in his arm, connected to a pressure washer full of Coke Zero®*
*the Yanks eyes slowly open as he regains consciousness, but vomits due to a migrane caused by his spiking aspartame levels*
"golly-gee, thanks dudes, that was a close one" he wheezes
reposting this challange: I'd like someone to cite some reliable sources of conclusive studies done in the last 10 years that show aspartame as unhealthy
VERY unsettled atm truth be told
liam about to have a spacker fit from aspartame withdrawals
hope his mommy can get him into the safe room in time
>>77412630
big if true
windows 10 sends out subtle signals through your monitor to calcify you pineal gland
oi
bin that acid
>>77412674
The goyim on your tail?
>he believes everything the FDA tells him
man alive, literally like sheep and cattle
FEMA's going to have no issues getting you to waddle into the death camps on the day of the rope
why don't americans celebrate easter?
UNCLE GUBSY?
>>77412672
VERY good post
>>77412665
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/aspartame-isnt-bad-says-chemistry/
alright, take your pick on sources, they all say the same thing. you've yet to cite one
>>77412705
didnt know people still liked these guys
>>77412697
based germ
>>77412726
>>77412697
based japan
>>77412696
no just discovered i've been cleaning my ears the wrong way for years
>>77412720
>yanks spice their fizzy pop with formaldehyde
*sprays GMO crops with pesticides*
nah dude aspartame is totally safe
*receives million dollar cheque from cancer lobby*
>>77412697
based mexico
>>77412697
Yeah now show china and india
>>77412671
Lunch
>>77412701
>>77412764
screeching at how you have to tip toe around the fact that over a hundred other countries' regulatory agencies, including yours. deemed aspartame as safe. this isn't a US problem at all
>>77412740
those dickheads still use coal
the only based germs are the suicidal ones
>>77412791
*steals your plate* haha wahey
>>77412799
I don't care if (((they))) deem it safe, doesn't mean I'm going to fight an online crusade so that I can keep drinking fizzy drinks you absolute child
grow up and drink some water
i just looked up at my ceiling and there's about 10 spiders up there
If you want a daughter then you're probably a nonce
>It is unlikely that a person could come close to reaching the aspartame levels deemed unacceptable by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. To do so, you’d have to consume 97 aspartame sugar packets or more than 17 cans of diet soda in less than 24 hours.
Not much of a challenge for your average shart
Yanks don't trust any food that hasn't been squirted onto a microwavable dish on a factory line
>No.77411416
I saw that untidy room before with 'top on a deep freezer: Not exactly new.
>No.77411997
>he posts the virginal answer
what's the virgin drink? diet mountain dew?
>>77412840
ginger ale
>>77412780
>>77412671
No thanks I only enjoy clean whites and asians.
Sort me out lads
>>77412834
it's a challenge to stay below that level
>>77412840
water
>>77412840
milk
>>77412860
definitely
t. water drinker & virgin
>>77412840
arizona
>>77412821
>I don't care if (((they))) deem it safe
so who doesn't deem it safe then? could you respond to this possibly? >>77412673
>>77412840
dark fruit
I'm overdependent on my right hand
would be good to lose it so I can develop the strength in my left
>>77412876
just because lobbied regulators deem it safe to keep the population pacified and the chemical industry's pockets lined doesn't mean I trust it
reminder americans see drinking water as a "challenge"
the virgin bedroom: 1 person bed, star wars/lotr/anime shit
>>77412888
and all the independent research on aspartame? do you trust that?
>>77412896
Post your bedroom
>>77412910
not for a second
even if I did, I wouldn't ingest it for all the money in the world
virgin transport: mom's car
>>77412923
kek so what do you trust then? personal anecdotes from people on an anime imageboard?
>>77412935
Pretty much every bathroom I've ever been in that wasn't a hotel looked like this
>>77412941
fucking delusional virgin
wew
>>77412935
>wets toothbrush before brushing teeth
What's wrong with that?
fuck off yank
>>77412966
your NEET is showing virgy
I like this new, woke /brit/
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
*lies down*
hate dogs not a rasheed just don't like em
>not giving toothbrush a strong rinse in mug or glass since last dental scrub
ya, okay filthy fuckwit.
>>77413023
this
of course he wouldn't like dogs
Who else here /dreamseverynight/?
>wetting toothbrush
no no you dimwits, I've told you time and time again
the virgin method is to wet it after applying the toothpaste
>>77413023
do you give your toothbrush a nice rinse in vaseline before putting it in your bum virgin?
>>77413031
yeh I think most people do they just don't remember
cute guys
>>77413023
>Cleaning your toothbrush
What are you going to start washing next, a towel? Moron
>>77412935
Post all of these you've got
>>77413031
had a dream i disturbed a beehive and had to run away from hundreds of pissed off bees haha
hate gays not a rasheed just don't like em
>>77413069
>>77413049
I mean remember
had a dream i was hanging out with my first love and doing stuff like back then
do you believe in god?
>>77413069
hmm
to use pornhub in russia you have to register an account with your passport
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4684866/Russians-need-passport-access-PornHub-content.html
whats the motivation behind this?
>>77413067
the difference is that one dries his hands to a towel after cleaning them, a toothbrush doesn't go into a clean mouth.
>finscum
>>77413082
Any more of these virgin pics?
>>77413096
Scientifically speaking, God doesn't exist Morty. *burps*
>>77413093
*feign punches you*
virgin flinch
>>77413097
The ultimate evolution of a meme
>>77413102
tracking and spying on private citizens
>>77413114
last one
>>77413112
It has toothpaste on it though moron.
the virgin bedroom has blank walls
>>77413102
to track who's a fag, a cuckold and a kike
Anyone else watching PGL here?
the virgin smile never shows teeth
>>77413102
not true. you just have to have an account in VK and you sign in using it.
why would you want to hide what kind of porn you watch from the government anyway?
i aint a businessman im a business, man
>'It's because I've got a tattoo on my face': Grandfather, 33, is furious as he and his family are thrown off a flight to Gran Canaria after rowing with people sat behind them 'who swore in front of the children'
>grandfather
>33
>>77413167
virgin doesnt smile in photos and doesnt stare directly at the camera as if that werent noticeable
self-esteem has hit an ATL (all time low)
i dont you yanks that chad republic is great tho
also my favourite
tim
you need help
>>77413195
foy
I had a dream of my gf. She wasn't my gf, but it was alright.
Why aren't there health classes in schools lads? seriously that's much more important than half the shit they teach us. How the fuck am I supposed to know that getting rid of ear wax may cause medical problems?
Need to clean my room its a mess there's also a dead rat in my wall attracting flies
Wish I had some speed for motivation
>>77413233
there's these things called parents
poured pure peroxide in my ear as a nuclear option
>>77413233
what the fuck is a health class? basic hygiene doesn't need to be taught and puberty/sex ed are widely taught in pretty much every country
>>77413102
Lol at least we only need to put our bank details in
>>77413215
Tim's a rising star, once he makes it to America Hollywood will pick him up
>>77413233
Blame the Jews lad
>>77413233
we literally have health classes here. it's half sex education though
>>77413257
i was never taught and never did wipe my ass until age 14
every single person who doesn't like homosexuals is in fact a guaranteed homosexual themself, simple as
>>77413287
BET YOU FUCKIN STANK
>>77413215
>hide files
>>77413257
>basic hygiene doesn't need to be taught
yes it does, if your parents are neglectful enough not to teach you anything important. There's also lots of other stuff important for health that you don't learn about unless you specifically look for it
>>77413287
your parents didn't teach you?
>>77413287
never understood why white people use toilet paper
in my ancestral homeland we wipe it off with our left hand and wash afterwards, it's much better
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/vaap/ncurrent/full/nature23301.html?foxtrotcallback=true
Hmm
>>77413287
feel a shart joke would be redundant
>>77413146
get the buttplug ready.
man liam needs to stop revealing shit abt his past smH
Who the fuck doesn't wet their toothbrush first?
going to buy this
>>77413323
will be posting this to the asian supremacist subreddits for quick karma, thanks lad
>>77413323
glad I don't live in such a backwards country
>>77412825
Sell sell sell
>>77413323
lmao
>>77413257
You never had that one kid in your class who stank of shit?
So the 5yo lass fined for selling lemonade is the daughter of some arsey lefty Guardian columnist.
Lel
>>77413355
oh I don't feel bad then
>>77413354
no
is this a common occurrence in the united kingdom?
seriously how can my parents blame for being a NEET fuckup if they never taught me anything useful but were too busy wageslaving REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77413348
looks like muzzie territory tbf
>>77412840
Alcohol
don't care that removing ear wax could cause problems, it's so gross to look into someone's ear only to see it full of wax.
>>77413348
you arrive in the North
was once caught in flagrante delicto with the cashier girl from greggs
>>77413380
diddle my ear holes with my fingers when i shower, but only until they're no longer slimy
>>77413355
AHAHAHAH FUCKING LEL MY SIDES
PMSLLLLL LOOOOOOOOOL
Dark net markets are not coming back and tor has become useless
>>77413380
I've stopped using ear buds/q tips completely. don't put anything in there is the advice
>>77413373
how do your parents acknowledge your NEETery?
>>77413373
how the fuck can you be a NEET in israel? don't all of you do mandatory military service? would have thought manning checkpoints for 12 hours a day waiting to get run over by a palestinian truck bomb would have eradicated the NEET issue entirely
There aren't actual NEETs who post in /brit/ right?
>>77413183
why would the government want to know what kind of porn I watch?
>>77413370
Yes. There's always a kid in primary school who smells of shit
hated the kids who stunk of piss
hated the one paki kid who stunk of curry
hated the ginger kid who talked funny
hated the one mixed race kid who was a massive weeaboo
>>77413410
reckon they should all be shot
>>77413410
hello
finnish gf is showing me around a finnish supermarket on facetime hehe
also they've got some Tesco products in finnish supermarkets for some unknown reason
>>77413415
>hated the one paki kid who stunk of curry
you mean all of them?
Hey boy, are you a software update?
Because not now
hated the nigger kids
>using ear buds
Third eye status:glued shut
who /bricking it/ after the hansa bust here?
>>77413410
Im a NEET at the moment but i get shipped off into the army next month
>>77413447
well no, there was the one paki girl who smelt of lavender
Why do ear buds exist if you're not supposed to use them?
>>77413446
You meet through interpals la?
>>77413446
>online long distance dating
LEWWWWWWWWWW-HE-HE-ZER
>>77413406
was discharged from military for suicidal thoughts and depression haha
>>77413404
once in a while they'll get pissed at some little thing i did and would start lecturing me about how much i'm taking for granted when i still live with them and don't have a job
fucking wagecucks
>>77413445
Louis you're not well
>>77413394
hnnnnnng
>>77413402
daft post
>>77413403
bet your ear canal looks horrid
>>77413410
pic
received my last package 3 weeks ago before the websites got done in haha
>>77413476
For vanity consumed fools (read:most of people alive today)
white women fuck dogs
>>77413458
fuck don't tell me that ear buds are bad as well
>>77386195
Aspertame and Corn syrup
>>77413476
swabbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4&t=
funy video
>>77412640
eating bland
ossie hip hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJIVY9Sk1M
never done sex
>>77413487
>>77413491
no you SPACKS her and her family live in the UK but they're on holiday back in finland
*drinks aspartame*
*inhales leaded petrol fumes*
*sniffs asbestos*
*drinks estrogen water*
*eats high fructose corn syrup*
Ohhh me I love being American!
Oh hey look the next season of Rick and Morty is on!!
>>77413514
what was it
what's your hobby/coolest thing you do that you tell normies when they ask lads?
>>77413517
christ sakes are you an eejit?
your pinky finger's nail is specifically designed for carefully scraping ear wax
how can you not figure this out on your own?
>>77413560
u want me to snitch on myself lol
lil ting its not for my personal use ;)
>>77413555
estrogenic chemicals are in everything all over the world lol
>>77413561
They don't
>>77413564
Are you trying to ruse me? using a fingernail to clean my ear would only scratch it and probably cause actual damage
>>77413590
smackhead
>>77413561
normies don't ask me anything because they're scared of me
wouldn't mind butchering a normie if I could get one alone, it would be the perfect crime and I would eat their flesh afterwards
never used a macbook
never been in waitrose
never used eurostar
too poor simple as
how do I tell my parents that I delayed moving house (instead of going today will probably go in a few days instead) because of anxiety
>>77413561
Sing, normies LOVE singers. Was a choir boy but never sang solo in front of anybody though.
Also do boxing but they have to know me for a while before they'll pry that knowledge out of me xx
>>77413560
post that one irish hip hop song
you know the one
>>77413561
NoFap
>>77413536
On the bland stuff again
>>77413612
exclusively shop at sainsbury's because I'm of the upper middle class
>>77413612
eurostar is overrated
Ah yes the media is running stories on acid 24/7 now every council estate runt is stocking up on acid
>>77413616
you don't
>>77413561
ride a two wheeled mecha horse (motorcycle)
is there anything worse than being middle middle class? feel like dogshit stuck on the underside of someone's shoe
the virgin gobble paki takeaways
the chad feast on the finest pret sandwich
Putting on the new Wintersun album
>>77413355
Teach that young capitalistic exploitatrix, of lemons water and sugar, a good fucking lesson.
>wearing socks to bed
literally "the virgin sleep"
>>77413665
>not exclusively sleeping naked
grim
>not having PJs
runt detected
>Spending by overseas visitors in Britain has surged by 18 percent last month as tourists took advantage of weaker Sterling since the Brexit vote, said the country's biggest payments processor Worldpay
does that really happen
do ordinary people check financial markets and shit and think hmm nows a good time to go to britain
seems a bit autistic
>>77413605
>scratch
your nails shouldn't be sharp enough to scratch your ears
and it's not the ear drum you're scraping, it's the side of the canal
very hard to damage that
>>77413672
don't like flapping about 2bh
>not sleeping in only your undies
>>77413686
yeah
>too poor for waitrose
tragic lmao
>>77413672
>staining your bed with sweat
you don't actually do this do you
i sleep in my undies on my electric blankie
>>77413686
it's extremely common especially when depreciation is rapid and it's all over the news, tourists want the best purchasing power
sleeping naked raises testosterone
>>77413649
not an option i'm afraid lad
got two dimples above my bum
>I sleep
shan't be taking any more medical advice from /brit/
>>77413730
explain yourself runt
>>77413716
if I went outside right now I would be dead come morning
Might rent a moped tomorrow lads, never driven one before and there's a very real chance I'll die on these roads
nipping to cash converters, you lads want owt?
any gays here
wouldn't mind bumming you x
>>77413716
>not changing your bedding regularly
disgusting
SCREAMING
>>77413740
ah yes forgot you have the seasons backwards
me bottom right
>yeah me when's the bumming x
>>77413740
-7 is nippier than I'd expect in ausroastia
>>77413763
ah yes treating people politely will cause the death of western civilisation, what will we do if good manners continue to dictate how society works????
>>77413665
>Taking socks off for a kip
Gay virgin runt
>>77413766
post fucking machines
>>77413763
political correctness gone mad
>>77413718
>electric blankie
>in Ausland
>orders a pint of the cheapest beer(because it all tastes the same to him)
>takes him twice as long to drink it as his peers
>beer is half head, but is too shy to call the bartender out on it
>pays with a large note, has to fiddle around with wallet putting change back in
>someone pushes in front of him at the bar, too scared to call him out
>sits quietly in his group of friends until someone makes a joke at his expense
"the virgin pub outing"
EURO vs GBP
1.31 on Brexit day 23 june 2016
1.15 on GE day 7 June 2017
1.11 Today
there are wood eating insects in my bedframe
dunno what to do
>>77413760
you'd have to change it everyday if you sleep naked though
>>77413763
how long will this shit last with all the mooslims tho
>sleeps over at friend's house
>too insecure to take off socks
nasty little virgin
>that guy who changes his bed sheets any more than once every 3 months
>>77413811
post fucking machines
>>77413779
>treating people politely
because ladies and gentlemen is somehow insulting?
Nothing wrong with wearing pyjamas
>>77413804
At least we aren't associated with slavshit countries any more.
too dumb to figure out currency exchange
>>77413802
fuck off alcoholic
literally change my bed once a week
thought that was normal
got a glazed donut, cheese and bacon wrap, and a monster from greggs lads
AMERICANS WEAR SHOES INSIDE THE HOUSE
>>77413811
nah
once or twice per week is fine
>>77413718
Love the retarded version of sad frog man
If you don't read the economist weekly I literally want nothing to do with you, shall not be socializing with uneducated plebeians
>>77413771
Only the normal one actually works
The others are bullshite
>>77413802
>breaks apart the cardboard coaster and/or peels the label off the bottle
>>77413860
as long as you don't drink aspartame everything's good haha
>>77413672
>wanting poo stains on the bed
>>77413763
Dunno why we tailor so much to the 0.01% of the population who are suicidal crossdressing fetishists
pooed on the shower floor and stomped it down the drain with my foot
made an embarassing post 10 minutes ago and im back now haha
listening to around the world by daft punk
>>77413891
well i write for them but dont read them
Watching 'Willy the Conquerors Cunt-quest of the British Virgin Island'
>>77413919
>having poo on or around your arsehole
grim, just grim
>>77413909
>>77413922
lol (laugh out loud)
>>77413561
Warhammer 40k
but I haven't really been keeping up for a while now
>>77413933
hate it when that happens, have to close the tab and do some exercise before returning
I do wonder how much of youtube's server space is taken up by schizophrenics
Always do a crease at mongs who get triggered at aspartame because it causes cancer or something despite there being no evidence and meanwhile they do things that are actually proven to cause cancer like downing your daily sugar allowance in one drink
>>77413953
not saying i'm like that, i wipe my arse til it bleeds then shower immediately after shitting
>>77413974
There were African soldiers in Rome's army though
>>77413985
absolutely everything can and will give you cancer, just accept it as a daily part of modern life and move on
>>77413974
oy vey very good
spent 18 hours over the past week reading wikipedia articles on serial killers
the virgin shit: inserts bidet nozzle in anus
>>77414007
those Africans looked more like Alan
>>77413985
here we go again, we've gone half a thread without it but you just HAD to bring it up didnt you
>>77414007
Bit of a difference between saying the odd soldier was black and that the emperor was laddo
>>77414007
north african.
got an ulster on me tongue
have been characterised as a man-about-town several times now
>>77412673
>cite some reliable sources
Uhh. The human body and it's metabolism
Stupid yank
Business idea: only allow chemicals with a quality safety profile to be used
>>77413763
they're all about genderless this and equality that but when some raghead from the religion of peace blows up the Northern line, you can bet your arse these bints will be screeching "WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST"
Memes aside what is it with niggers and watermelons?
>>77414045
Got here late sorry xx
chant with me now
FOY!
FOY!
FOY!
don't know what half the worlds in this threoadj meanfheuij jadwodkkdjn
sjdisafjo
>>77414063
ubbnnrrnnnnnnnnn bdrruurrr
>>77414007
of course the Israeli posts it
>>77414046
>that like/dislike ratio
never understood how the alt-right and cringeworthy racists got such a massive powerbase on youtube, they're capable of ferreting out the most innocuous shit
shit already nearly 1
>>77413771
None of those meme ones work. Trust me, people have been trying to conquer sleep for decades. Honestly it's one of the bigger fields that nothing has been achieved in. All this progress and everyone still loses 1/4 of their day unconscious. Whoever cracks it will be a billionaire.
don't understand my mates' humour any more
constantly feel like I'm being mocked
>>77412673
Had diet coke once and haven't been able to open my 3rd eye since
>>77414094
yeh fuck historical accuracy right? lying to people is clearly the best way to go
>>77414094
no one else cares it's same about shit like gamergate or whatever ur average person just doesn't give a fuck what a bunch of children want to spam about
>>77414007
they looked like this though
not black
a new one?
Noseberg said I can go home at 3pm today
my telekinesis spells have been casting slower ever since i started the fizzy drink
>>77414046
Hadrian was Spanish and Africa begins at the pyrenees
>>77414094
>le /pol/ boogeyman
maybe people in general are fed up with this overt nonsense and black people being awkwardly shoved into everything
>>77414046
There was an African Roman Emperor though
simple as
>>77414153
do you still get paid for the hours you wont be there?
Just had a deano convo with the builder
>>77414180
Yeah
if lefties are so keen on shoe-horning blacks into places they dont belong, why not just make shit about african history? then they can use all the blacks they want and zero white people.
>>77414094
Those moralfags are everywhere
>>77414178
north african
>>77414188
hmm, I wonder what Mr Noseberg's endgame is
>>77414192
because no-one would watch it
>>77414210
new boat
>>77414192
african history is boring rubbish until you get to the colonial/post-colonial
why not talk about the billion other immigrant groups who are actually from interesting places to fill the diversity quotas?
>moralfags
Now there's a word I haven't heard in a while
on the train
>>77414185
Deano works in the office, don't kid yourself.
>>77414068
Jesus Christ fuck off you racist arsehole
>>77414192
ah yes, african history, let's see now
*takes a book off the shelf*
*opens it up*
*moth flies out from the empty book cover*
>>77414217
pretty sure black people would. otherwise why do they incessantly moan about the lack of diversity on television?
>>77414094
>racists
>>77414242
black people are a miniscule slice of the population
>>77414315
lol right
>>77414432
*in the UK