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morning lads
morning nonce

>>77408855
the madman

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thailad?

hmm

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Do you lads like Holly?

It will be 100 degrees outside by noon tomorrow. WEW!

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

>it's closer to the end of 2017 than the start
:[

>>77408855
she's breaking the habit tonight

>>77408874
thailad I found a hillbilly for you >>77408883

>>77408886
couldn't care less, just want it over and done with

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>>77408891
thank you

need some metal to wake me up. any recs lads?

>>77408891
I am from Kentucky, but I'm not a hillbilly.

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>>77408878
Another

>>77408895
y?

>>77408897
aluminum

Let myself become a fat cunt again

>>77408899
oxymoronic

>>77408897
Evanescence - Wake Me Up

>>77408903
sick of it

>>77408896
I met a guy from Thailand once, he was really creepy and kept checking me out

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>why won't you hold my hand, anon?

>>77408878
do you like cross-posting, you boring shitlog?

>>77408920
ok

>>77408920
be my girlfriend please

>>77408912
The singer of that song just necked himself, show some respect.

>>77408912
fucking machines

>>77408912
What's life in Israel like anon?

>>77408912
machines

>>77408855
this girl poop is from my university!!

still don't understand the pfm gimmick

>>77408938
I suppose it's ok if you're not a world weary NEET haha

>>77408878
doesn't look great here

brushing my teeth earlier (first time in 7 years) and the towel rack blew a fuse
damn near shit meself

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'f

>>77408954
fuck off newcunt

>>77408961
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>77408926
ye, do you?

>>77408958
Why? whats wrong with her

>>77408966
been here longer than you probably and I'm not proud of it

Then the monkey starts backing out with the gun and the money

>>77408968
don't you stress the consonants in my thread ever again shlomit

>>77408951
tennessee?

you ever seen her, do you know who it is?

>>77408974
But racist.

>>77408973
clearly not on /brit/ you fucking little reddit cunt

>>77408972
would bang if I'm being honest

Anyone playing DOOM during the free weekend?

>>77408984
originally I'm from /anglo/

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just matched with a chicana
where is beto

watching human interest news
upcoming story is "what should we do with kids that schools wont accept"
i said "kill em" quite bluntly and gf didnt find it very funny
thought it was funny myself

can you fucking not? i don't want to see this on front page.

this is gross as shit and i remember very well the pic its taken from. literally another australian shitpost.

>>77408955
Is it a nice place to live? Was thinking of moving there

>>77409001
fuck off yank

2017 has been a SHITE year, it's a fucking write off.

Roll on 2018

>>77409000
well your girlfriend is right my friend

>>77409001
fuck off

>>77409001
what general you from la?

>>77408997

>4'9
jesus christ she's tiny

>>77408997
refuse to swipe right on any bint using snapchat filters, horrible

>>77409010
no shes wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHNCoForw44

want to go to 日本 lads
so かわいい!

>>77408997
>4'9

literally a midget

>>77408997
>4'9

don't do it. she's going to turn evil if you feed her after midnight

>>77409015
mexicans are incredibly small
t. grew up in Texas

genuinely think if I couldn't say "morning", "alright" or "yeah, you?" I'd be a mime at work

>>77409015
she's mexican

>>77409009
no thank you
time's going too fast already
SLOW DOWN PLEASE

>>77409033
FOS (fuck off spic)

>>77409014
>having a regular general

sorry i am not a faggot.

>>77409008
>>77409011
why the anger? i just said i don't want to see this pic on the front page. its polite to respect people here.

>>77409044
fuck off

>>77409015
>>77409025
>>77409028
I'm 5'8 so maybe I'll feel normal sized with her around h-haha
>a foot shorter than me

>>77409044
fuck off

I'm 5'7.

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>>77409034
work mentioned

>>77409004
For some people it is. However the job market is very competitive, the weather is usually way too hot, rent is expensive, women are bitches, not much public transportation, and government is corrupt.

Not sure why you'd want to live here, I'd much rather live in the UK honestly

>>77409044
FOL

>>77409041
not a spic sweaty xx

could go for a cat fuck right now

>>77408961
Would it be wrong to pinch her arse if you walked by her?

pissed off about chester's death 2bh

>>77409069
would like to do that just to see how her nonce of a bf would react haha

>>77409074
but in the end, does it even ma-ha-ha-terr-hurr-rr

>>77409074
love cheetos mate

>>77409074
Don't care even slightly

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these guys are next

i'm calling it

>>77409081
post fucking machines

>>77409081
machines

>>77409092
haven't got the slightest clue who these wiggers are

>>77409092
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS GIRLS LOVE CARS AND MONEY

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Who /caroltheweathermilf/ here?

>>77409102
good charlotte faggots

they're bigger in Australia cause they were judges on the voice

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MORNIN' GEORGE

big fan of israeli posters

>>77409110
POST FUCKING MACHINES

>>77408920
no notice paid to the real british girl ITT

>>77409113
not after her nudes leaked
grim

>>77409092
calling it? hmm yes I will hold you to that mate.

>>77409131
yeah fucking peng (bad) they were

>>77409126
shan't but thanks for the (you)s

not a fan of mexican posters

>>77409131
was there soft-serve shit like in the OP

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Need a chebs gf

>>77409172
Bet she doesn't even live in London Town

fucking normie trash

i chime in with a

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>77409181
>trash
foy

>>77409195
trash tits

Vince Cable's face is just ridiculous

Unironically starting the day with a cider

takes the edge off that morning anxiety

HATE driving the company car lads
it's TOO big, TOO powerful and TOO much responsibility

>>77409214
Ask them for a Micra or something then.

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>>77409202
How about this one?

>>77409186
haven't you ever heard of closing a god damn door
BRAAAAAAAAAP

>>77409195
Women who wear high waisted shorts and jeans are all trying to hide the fact they're fat

I hope this trend dies soon

>>77409222
braphog central

was laughing at mr. park killing himself but didn't realise he got diddled as a kid

>>77409218
there's literally only a new vauxhall insignia going
hate it
HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT

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>HATE driving the company car lads
>it's TOO big, TOO powerful and TOO much responsibility

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A five-year-old girl was fined £150 by a council for selling 50p cups of lemonade to festival goers.

The girl's father Andre Spicer said his daughter had set up the stall in Mile End, east London, while thousands of music fans were on their way to the Lovebox Festival at the weekend.

Professor Spicer said his daughter burst into tears and told him "I've done a bad thing."

Here's a joke I came up with. Someone has probably said something similar before.

Man goes to the library and he says can I please get two copies of Conan the Barbarian.
Librarian says, why do you need two copies!
He says, because I plan on reading it twice!

got a hairy arsehole so I don't hear much brapping

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mum's going to the supermarket, what should i ask her for

>>77409247
a piece of her ananass

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>>77409226
I like a bit of chub tbqh

>>77409240
*continues sipping my pint as if you never said anything*

>>77409247
fucking machines

>>77409237
no step on tiny snek

>>77409237
kek

>>77409222
>using a Samsung from 2008
think this might be a fake profile

>>77409260
>apostrophe on a plural
B I N

>>77409240
hehehe "mule"

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>>77409260
Then you haven't had sex with a fit or skinny woman. They're far better than chubsters

lads I've just come up with a joke.

Aussie goes to the library and he says can I please get two copies of Conan the Barbarian.

Librarian says, why do you need two copies!

He says, because I plan on reading it twice!

considering becoming a fan of people who make things

>>77409237
good
need a license to operate a business, she's selling a drink without any health and safety checks, in the street, without a license, and she's too young to work
they didn't pay the fine and the country has been reminded that regulations are enforced for everyone

>>77409288
good joke anon

>>77409286
Last gf had a fat arse and she was great in bed

>>77409292
don't tread on me

lads I've just come up with a joke.

A Yank goes to the library and he says can I please get two copies of Conan the Barbarian.

Librarian says, why do you need two copies!

He says, because I plan on reading it twice!

>>77409301
*sells you contaminated lemonade*

>>77409302
fuck off you unfunny, borderline racist cunt

>>77409294
cheers mate

>>77409297
tell me more, tell me more
did she put up a fight?

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>>77409297
Muscular arses are better than pure flab though

want a muscle gf to lovingly beat me to a pulp

>>77409292
all of this as well as the fact that she is undercutting local businesses who have done all of these things (which cost money) by not adhering to the rules. It's very simple, just sad that she saw it on yank tv and decided it was okay

>>77409302
i don't get it

>>77409307
*only buys from businesses that are reputable and known for having non-contained lemonade*

>>77409313
bet that's 70% silicone, 30% lard

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Why are the Express so bloody obsessed with the monarchy?

>>77409313
>like my new cap? what about my BRAAAP?

Went to the library

got a copy of conan the barbarian

>>77409332
good joke anon

chester bennington is a posh name

>>77409329
because it's targeted towards old people/little englanders who love the Monarchy, love Diana, HATE migrants and HATE the EU

>>77409325
*hundreds die from contaminated lemonade before the good businesses are left*
*the successful businesses loosen their standards as they now have oligopoly control of the market*
*begin charging more*
*begin paying less to suppliers who have no other choice*

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>>77409327
She was a weightlifter, had a scan live to prove it's real and is now on a crusade against fake tits and arses

>>77409347
all me

>>77409329
because it appeals to the kind of thickos who buy that paper

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sez she likes memes, might send her a choice selection of my favourite runtposts

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>>77409347
>love the Monarchy, love Diana, HATE migrants and HATE the EU

brb, going to buy a copy of the Express

>>77409261
Haha you're a riot Nige
*Leans over to slap you on the back and my propeller hat falls in your pint*

>>77409347
>love the Monarchy, love Diana, HATE migrants and HATE the EU

Might start reading the express. Is it better than the telegraph or times?

THIS AIN'T A SCENE IT'S A GOD .. DAMN ... BRAP .. RACE

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Just put the spare rooms in my flat up on a facebook flatshare group

Guess how many messages I'm going to get haha

Let's start at fucking none

I'll share the nice picco I took out my window tho xx dont dox me pls

>>77409349
*carries around a contamination testing kit with me before I try new lemonade*
*lets darwin take care of those drinking random conaminated lemonade*

Thriller has a really good music video

>>77409354

>knowing this much about some THOT

state of your life

>>77409372
it's shite journalism
mind you the average /brit/ person might be thick and right wing enough to like that kind of tripe

>>77409361
>sex obsessed

DROPPED

*walking to the shops with the lads*
*sees a wild runt on the other side of the road*
*nudge my mate*
*pick up a rock and lob it at the runt*
OI RUNT, FUCK OFF
*we all laugh as it runs off squealing*

>>77409361
are you that much of a pussy that you just send meme. you fucking beta

buying a one way ticket to the czech republic as we speak

>>77409372
it's the sort of news that their writers hear on the bus on the way to work

they once ran a story that ISIS and the IRA were working together to blow up England because an aide to a UKIP candidate told them or something like that

>>77409381
>knowing what the fuck a thot is
state of YOUR life you bizarro crypto yank

*smiles at you*

>>77409377
doxxed

>>77409377
I will be at your door in 4 hours. I expect the bed to be made and the kettle to be on

buenos dias mandy

>>77409385
Name one mainstream UK paper that isn't shite journalism

>>77409397
*puts your beer-soaked propellor hat back on your head*
settle down now

*kisses you*

>>77409409
the telegraph

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>>77409410

>>77409361
She looks qt, show us her other pics ye lad?

>>77409409
sunday sport

>>77409362
Does beatrice have the most inbred face in the whole family?

>>77409410
Guess the drink went to my head

larissa waters is fucking hot

>>77409409
the FT, the Times

>>77409417
>The Torygraph

>>77409113
cracked a few out to her ngl

*bends the knee*

>>77409427
haha, good one that
*puts your name several places lower on the list of runts to be milled*

was just in Kos a couple of weeks ago.
horrible seeing all the architecture ruined
Imagine just sitting outside eating at a cafe and getting crushed by a wall :((

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>>77409361
>tHInkInG NOrMiE mEeMS aRe AnY GoOd

that normie spongebob meme is fucking horrendous

>>77409409
The Daily Star

>>77409444
never found this gimmick funny, not sure why it was so widely adopted.

Is thailad really a nonce?

>that old VH1 logo

fuuuuck

https://youtu.be/JiGDM4j9Wj0

>>77409361
>the """""University"""""" of York
howling

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*dumbs it down for you*

bought a chesterfield couch in memory of linkin park

>>77409466
Meet me on Fossgate I'll punch you into next week

were heated. 10. 11. llllllllllllllllll team of geologists are exploring llllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllll coastline.

>>77409477
*kills all the swans in the city*
heh.... nothin personnel

still have the swede filtered haha

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*dumbs it up for you*

>>77409477
I'm on Walmgate rn ngl

twitch TV drama is fascinating

>>77409505
it really is

rapid rapid rapid rapid rapid Individuals

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erm...
*dabs*

>>77409512
are you describing me

>>77409481
there's like 4 swans maybe, the rest is geese and ducks

>>77409496
In which establishment? Going down the hop tonight with labmates for pints and pizza haha

the goal gf is alina li

>>77409527
>there's like 4 swans
not anymore...

Ex's Instagram keeps getting deleted
I find it a bit amusing
Petty like that

>>77409420
just go on her facebook,

>>77409533
>alina li
doo dooo doodoodoo
>alina li
doo doodoo doo

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well?

>>77409379
*starts a business selling cheaper contamination kit at a loss until the competition is out of business*
*afterwards lower the quality of the cheap contamination kits to cut costs*

>>77409533
had a chance to see an alina li-esque girl twice over the last week but was busy each time haha

>>77409527
>labmates
which department?

>>77409553
wtf

>>77409553
have mixed feelings about this feces meme

>>77409545
I'm in love with the ABSOLUTE STATE of you

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>>77409548
haha
good post

>>77409553
someone needs to throw you down a well and shoot you

>>77408855
Source?

Please forgive my dumb, vacant expression and repugnant physiognomy: I'm Australian

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>>77409422
Maybe, but she has the best figure

>>77409566
Why though haha

>>77409557
>alina li-esque
just chinese then?

>>77409585
built for it

>>77409578
your mum haha

>>77409591
nah that kind of asian girl that's grown up in the west with a non-gook mentality
and managing that short and skinny bod without looking malnourished
better face than 'i too

gonna put a fit young bird beneath my patio

don't stop posting now lads there's still 70 posts to go

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had a sweaty arsehole so reached down to the side of the bed to grab a sock or something to wipe it
did the business but accidentally used the cumsock from a few minutes ago so i was actually rubbing semen into my arsehole
is thar gay?

www.twitch,tv/lunalovebad

>>77409636
enjoy your aids

>>77409237
Learn your lesson the hard way kiddo, you can't beat big business.

Starbucks could set a stall up and the council wouldn't dare challenge them because they know that 'bucks' team of high-powered lawyers would sue them in to oblivion

>>77409623
>gook
that kind of language is not okay

>>77409636
>thar gay

>had a sweaty arsehole so reached down to the side of the bed to grab a sock or something to wipe it
wtf dude

>>77409656
soz x

is thar gay

>>77409636
>cumsock
thought this was a meme

>>77409656
t. haeyeung pongweung

Anyone want to come out for a couple of dark fruits later?

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>>77409670
t, haeyeung fromarope

>>77409636
why are you in bed in the middle of the day

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Down he goes.

>>77409610
My mom doesn't poop

>mom
cringe

Phwoar Lorraines got the chebs out this morning x

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>>77409683
delete this post mate

>>77409683
it's morning and i just got back from work

>I don't pay my income tax
>government jails me

>google, starbucks, literally every huge company pays like £1000 in tax despite earning BILLIONS from our citizens
>government doesn't bat an eyelid

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Novice and seasoned tomato growers alike find this section invaluable, as it contains everything you

can guarantee i'm better at blowjobs than anyone else here

*does it down in Puerto Rico*

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Doing another think

anyone in skipton want to meet an experienced and considerate bottom tonight?

>>77409723
Oh yeah?
*gets fired*
Beat that

>>77409721
their existence creates jobs and they pay people who pay income tax, their ceos n that all pay income tax, they pay tax on all the goods they sell, they pay tax on all the stuff they import
it is profitable for the government for them to be there

>>77409728
my poo position

>>77409743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY2yTokhOe4

>>77409721
They stimulate the economy

You don't

>>77409725
*goes loco down in Acapulco*

it's like a whirlwind inside my head

>>77409745
>>77409750
>make billions
>move it offshore
>pay literally minimum wage to educated workers while pushing hard for robots to replace low level grunts
>"stimulates the economy"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77409745
>>77409750
conservative ideologues

any greater london man in?

>>77409779
make them pay the full rate of tax and they'll move their business elsewhere and pay even less to us

it's a necessary evil

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
SHUT UP
SHUT
UP
*disc scratching*

>>77409779
yeah all our governments are cucked by corporations
except yours, unironically
if your nation wasn't so hot, right wing and you didn't work such long hours i'd move right on over

>>77409723
*raises paw* Ummmm.....

>file deleted

UMMMM WTF THAT WAS SFW janny i fucking hate you

im breaking the habit tonight

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*stimulates the economy*

despise papists

>>77409811
what habit?

>>77409811
was literally just singing this in my head

>>77409789
مرحبا

>>77409806
that is one hefty poo
fair play to her

palling skyrim then going back to bed

>>77409819
of painting on the wall

@819
the habit of replying to subhumans

>>77409813
post fucking machines

>>77409679
You mean do I want to bum a couple of black guys?

>>77409794
>a multi-national will just up sticks and leave a first world cunt they're heavily invested in

uhh, i don't think so sweetie xx

>>77409813
good post, it's so satisifying to tip your leftover food onto the ground once the film has finished as well haha

lifes a tad bit grim

>>77409806
what the fuck happened here

>>77409836
>uhh, i don't think so sweetie xx

you're a muppet, look at companies like Google being HQ'd in Ireland, look at the banks moving operations overseas as a result of Brexit

The company won't leave without a trace but they'll set up headquarters elsewhere and be taxed according to that jurisdiction Bruce you fucking mongrel

Sausages, hot chips & vegetables for dinner tonight lads. And you ?

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Lorraine

>>77409853
girl shat herself as far as i can tel

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>>77409843
I don't take much pleasure from it but there's no other way of getting back at the theater for showing a shitty movie AND creating jobs at the same time

>>77409796
we aren't right wing mate
small government yes but not right wing

>>77409868
honestly doubt it's possible for one human to produce so much poo in one sitting

Can't even fathom it

>>77409862
Just cold chips for me

>>77409873
You've got pretty tough immigration laws and some social conservatism haven't you?

>>77409873
you are quite right wing compared to the UK

>>77409858
*outlaws it*

uhh, try harder next time mmmkay sweetie xx

>>77409901
>>77409901

>>77409863

Really detest Loose women

Normie brother just left he's going for dinner with the lads up the Gold Coast somewhere.